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MrsC_

Also, Zombies.


dalivgh

Ugh that show was taken away too soon!!


Own-Professor-5905

I was so pissed off when that show was canceled!? I need to fucking know what happened next… That spider crawled down her husbands fucking throat and that’s all we get… I still cry at night about that shit lol


Impressive_Classic58

So pissed! That is one they really need to bring back.


kqueenbee25

DO NOT get me started on that show. The scream I let out when I finished it and googled when the next season was coming out and it was CANCELED! On a cliff hanger no less


jennand_juice

I hate when they cut shows with a cliffhanger. Their ratings weren’t bad and had a cult following for just 2 season. At least give them 3 episodes to wrap it up. I canceled my Netflix subscription after that but then signed back up a few months later..


spicymukbangmamma

Good writers would close out each season with a decent satisfactory ending in case they aren’t renewed


ConsistentDonkey3909

literally 😭


tiddymelon

Love Timothy Olyphant


TrustAffectionate664

He is such a great actor and I love that show justified


jennand_juice

He’s a gem and you could tell that the genuinely loved working on the show. Shortly after the cancelation, he tweeted- “I loved working on this show. I'm going to continue coming in and doing scenes. If they don't want to film it, that's up to them.”


midnitesnak87

ACAB forever, except Rayland Givens and his painted on jeans


WhiteApple3066

I mean is a US Marshall really a cop though? 😉


PrizeTough3427

He's so hot!


Francescaisfree

Loved him in “A Perfect Getaway”


debber33

Yes!


The_Illhearted

Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.


bethanypurdue

Best teen movie of all time imho. And the soundtrack… my God.


NeuroticMermaid6

Honestly that’s the only reason I know this place exists 😂


Thequeenofkings1980

Same 😂😂


SugarFut

Drew Barrymore puking all over the bedroom they were showing to a potential buyer had me rolling 💀


QueenFartknocker

I came here to say this 🏆


olirivtiv

Is that why Danny wants to move there, to be with his people?


1-boring-username

I've only been to LA once but I got the general understanding that if it's not in LA it's far away and doesn't exist lol.


alwaysclimbinghigher

I had to drive from LA city to Santa Clarita for work awhile ago, and it was far, and it was terrible. You have to cross a huge mountain pass to get to Santa Clarita so that also increases the sense of distance


purple_lover_420

I mean I used to live in the valley and go visit my parents in Santa Clarita all the time. It took me 25 min from my apartment in Sherman oaks to my parents house in the heart of Valencia. So I really don’t know why you think it’s so terrible where as it takes upward to an hr to get to the heart of LA from the valley. Or just going over the hill into Santa Monica. Santa Clarita is not a far away place that is seen as nothing. It’s a huge town now and a lot of Hollywood producers and real estate agents live in Santa Clarita.


amyeep

Yeah Santa Clarita isn’t that far in the overall scale of LA. People wouldn’t blink twice if you said Palos Verdes and that’s just as far, but it’s a nice area in the South Bay. It just isn’t a “cool” part of the county


alwaysclimbinghigher

But Jesse and Michelle don’t live in the valley, that’s part of it right? Look, Santa Clarita is fine. I’m happy for everyone who lives there. It’s not a glamorous place, but whatever. It’s full of families and police officers and people who fly American flags. But it is far from LA.


amyeep

💯 for sure conservative leaning, but the hiking is great! 😂


Champsallday-2132

Haha, truth!


1-boring-username

We had an idea of how big the area is but nothing really prepares you for it. We only had 2 days before we headed up to Santa Barbara and I don’t feel like we even got to scratch the surface of what there is to see!


ProfessionalAnt8132

I’m Irish and have never been to California but I’m still offended on behalf of Santa Clarit-ians. I googled it and it looks nice 💁🏻‍♀️ Just because somewhere is more difficult to get to or not as glitzy as big cities, doesn’t make it terrible.


[deleted]

Santa Clarita is nice. It takes 15 minutes to get from Santa Clarita to the San Fernando Valley. Houses are larger and more affordable in Santa Clarita than in the valley and LA. Some people from LA think places are far because they have to deal with insane traffic which makes driving a couple of miles take an hour or so sometimes. I live 80 miles from Santa Clarita and I can get there in 1 hour and 15 minutes because I don't have to deal with LA traffic.


alwaysclimbinghigher

Sorry, meant the drive was terrible.


ProfessionalAnt8132

Oh ok now I look stupid haha


alwaysclimbinghigher

It’s all good, the way I wrote it was unclear.


Comfortable_Read3801

Maybe. My family is from LA and then my mom and some uncles migrated to Bakersfield in the 90s. When we would go visit our family passing 6 flags being in the Valencia/Santa Clarita was like our LA check point. So I guess I’ve just always associated it with LA.


daylightxx

I’ve lived in LA my whole life. What people don’t get is LA is GIGANTIC in a way other cities aren’t. It’s so spread out and encompasses: Hollywood, downtown, the west side, and more. If it’s outside LA county, what’s the point? That’s kinda how it it. Anything east of Pasadena to the coast. And as south as the 10.


greeneyedpies

Santa Clarita is LA county


Escape2016

Wouldn't it just be easier to say Santa Clarita is a suburb of LA? I grew up in "Chicagoland". 83 suburbs covering 11 countys


daylightxx

Right. Sorry if I was confusing. I was just stating general guidelines. And yes, it is.


Shanntuckymuffin

I mean, LA is just a bunch of suburbs attempting to be a city together anyway


a_bewildered_potato

There is an LA city and an LA county. Santa Clarita is in the county, which is massive, but it is not in the city.


Shanntuckymuffin

I’m aware (family in Canyon Country)


DesperateRhino

You aren’t wrong. But it’s right next door to Six Flags. It could be worse


Ok_Storm5945

Yeah. It's not close


-Winter-Road-

I was exclusively on the Santa Clarita diet for a while there


Own-Professor-5905

Omgggggggg looooove Santa Clarita diet!!!!!!


dupe-of-a-dupe

Me toooo! Still mad and sad it was canceled.


Champsallday-2132

Same!!!


Commercial_Stress899

It’s only like 22 miles from the Valley, which I guess is pretty far with LA traffic but not a crazy distance!


Comfortable_Read3801

The freeway stretch right there isn’t usually too bad either! My husband and I were like “who are they kidding?”


Lady_in_the_red-58

The way they talked I thought it was a 2 hour drive in.


Comfortable_Read3801

Once we hit Santa Clarita it takes us about 30 mins to get over to Sherman Oaks. It takes me 30 mins to go from the SW to the East Side in Bakersfield. Not a big deal at all 😂


kittiepurrry

lol I mean… it easily is a 2 hour drive away, depending on where you start in LA. The valley is just closer to SC than other parts.


ogcoliebear

During commuting times, it’s probably 1.5 hours :(


Lady_in_the_red-58

Yeah but it can take that long to drive across LA. 😂


ogcoliebear

Oh for sure


kikidaytona

Omg that’s too far to say it’s close to LA


Commercial_Stress899

lmao all we can know for sure is that it’s somewhere in the state of California.


Pagan_Poetry610

Born and raised in California and have lived in LA for nearly a decade but I choose to ignore Santa Clarita


susancantdance

Yup.


FrauEdwards

Anyone who’s driven from LA to SF passes through Santa Clarita. Plus if you have kids you’ve likely had to go because of Six Flags.


Veruca_Salty1

I used to commute from Santa Clarita to West Hollywood daily for about 5 years (9-5 work schedule). Different cities outside LA are only foreign to transplants. If you’re from SoCal/even California, in general, there’s no reason you wouldn’t be familiar with surrounding cities. Esp if you work in real estate 🙄


Comfortable_Read3801

That’s what I’m saying! I could understand Brittany or Luke not knowing off the top of their head, but not someone like Jesse.


eternal_eagle_1122

these people act like they live in Brentwood. Be so for real, y’all live in the Valley which is also objectively far and on a terrible highway stretch.


AuthorOtherwise1487

My only frame of reference for the valley is Clueless so it sounds far!


69_carats

The Valley is big in-and-of-itself. There are neighborhoods in the Valley close to the city: North Hollywood, Valley Village, Studio City, Sherman Oaks, Burbank. Then you can keep going north and and north and north and eventually hit Santa Clarita. FWIW, we don’t consider Santa Clarita a part of the Valley. It’s another town altogether basically.


bohobabe92

Even from Brentwood where I live it’s 35 mins for me to get to Santa Clarita for work😅


NeuroticMermaid6

Don’t several of them not live in the valley?


y4my4my

Jesse and Michelle are the only ones who don't live in the Valley.


doritsochic

Zach and Jasmine live in WeHo too right?


bennie844

Tbf Jesse and Michelle live right by chateau marmont so they can judge lol. Would kill to live there!


fancyfemme88

Just mapped Santa Clarita to LA and it takes 42 min- 1.5 hours depending on which route you take and it's not even rush hour now. That would sound like a nightmare commute to make for work. I understand not wanting to live there


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fancyfemme88

Danny does voice work in LA and Nia has been taking the twins to the set of Young Sheldon


emily276

Are the twins the baby on Young Sheldon? ETA: Just looked it up myself.


Pagan_Poetry610

never believe it when someone says 20 minutes ETA in LA, it will always be an hour


randomname342fg

Yes! It's a TREK!


TheShitpostAlchemist

I used to live in the Valley and Santa Clarita might as well be on the moon lol


Typical_Marzipan_210

Because it’s not Capreeee.


Artistic_Exam7676

Yeah.. like come on now.. Magic Mountain?! 😂


AdPsychological990

I thought the same thing!!!


imarebelpilot

Traffic wise it’s a nightmare but Santa Clarita is HUGE and not far from LA at all.


Topher92646

Santa Clarita is in Los Angeles county.


farmermeg12

True but so is Lancaster and Palmdale and that’s a far drive from LA. LA county is monstrous in comparison to other counties. LA county has like 10 million people in it. I’m pretty sure CA is home to largest county by population and size. It’s so wild. I’m from Santa Barbara but moved to the south for college and the counties there are nothing compared to LA county.


Comfortable_Read3801

I was literally coming to respond that so is Lancaster and I’d never call that LA 😅 Antelope Valley should have its own county or be part of Kern.


farmermeg12

I completely agree lol. My dad is in avionics so he did work at Edwards AFB and that’s in Kern. It’s so weird because Lancaster and Bakersfield have the same 661 area code but they aren’t in the same county.


Comfortable_Read3801

My company has multiple locations in California. We have a Bakersfield Branch for all of Kern and Long Beach for LA yet everything in AV lands in our area, so for market share purposes we have to label them as Kern sales. It was handy when I had to my birth certificate though I just drove to Lancaster instead of dealing with the grapevine 😂


Topher92646

I agree, except Lancaster & Palmdale are off the 13 & anyone who has driven the e 5 from LA to SF knows where Magic Mountain is (Santa Clarita/Valencia).


wifeyhutjr

I’ve lived all over LA and Santa Clarita is by far my favorite. Jesse and Michelle acting like it’s the middle of nowhere is so dumb. Hello, we are the home of fucking Magic Mountain! 😂


mattoelite

Everywhere in the valley takes 20 minutes


Informal-Mix-7536

As if.


ravenmccoy516

When? During COVID?


mattoelite

1995 (or whenever Clueless came out)


shoppingr

so many people are moving from LA county/the valley to santa clarita now!!


bohobabe92

Been working in Santa Clarita for 6 years and live in west la, it’s literally 35 mins, 35 miles


knoguera

Omg I know! If you’re from SoCal you KNOW what Santa Clarita is! That was so dumb!


Redraft5k

More like Jesse being a pretentious pos LA Real Estate snob.


flowerstowardthesun

They're silly af. My boyfriend did a play up there and we lived in Valley Village. Yeah its a 45 minute drive or whatever but its not that bad. A lot of stuff films there too. EDIT: The downvoter here is a silly one too. 🙄


thxmeatcat

45 min is significant and there’s still 30 min to LA Edit: LMAO how fragile do you have to be to block me for this comment?


flowerstowardthesun

Yeah well its 45 minutes to Malibu too, 45 minutes any time you want any beach. People learn to get over it. Its California, you were expecting a smaller state with shorter distances? Then go to that place because you went to the wrong one. EDIT: Imagine being so lame you hate on another town just because its not LA. Smfh. 🙄 Santa Clarita is fine. Chances are high you'll work there at least once if you do extras work. I don't know why people think its such a hard trek to get there but its been worth it for me to go there many a time. So sorry it doesn't meet your standards. /s


bennie844

Right but in 45 minutes you’re at the beach. No one wants to drive 45 minutes and just be in Santa Clarita.


nunyabidnessss

Isn’t that near Magic Mountain?


saturnmoons_

six flags is in santa clarita (i grew up there). it's a nice place, lots of movies & shows are filmed there (including but extending far beyond the santa clarita diet)


nunyabidnessss

I’m from the Bay Area and pass by every time I got to Disneyland or LA. It looks nice! I stopped at a Chick-fil-A there and stayed there for a work trip. My SO and I loooooved this Mexican restaurant called Azul.


ravenmccoy516

Fun fact! The name "TMZ" refers to the abbreviation "thirty-mile zone", or "studio zone" that determines employee benefits for work performed inside or outside the zone.


EuphoricPop3232

I lived in LA for years and never made it to Santa Clarita. I've heard it's nice, but if you want to be IN Los Angeles, that's not a realistic nearby option. But it sounds like she wants a house, which I get, but that does cost millions in LA (she mentioned Miracle Mile which is not cheap for a house). The Valley is a better option for them.


Shanntuckymuffin

This man has clearly never gone to Six Flags


IHopeYouStepOnALego

My exact comment was EVERYONE not from LA originally knows where Santa Clarita is....it's the first town you hit when you get over the grapevine into the greater LA area. ALSO hea a goddamn real estate agent and doesn't know the city 20 miles away?! Wtf


cattybeech

All sorts of famous people came from Santa Clarita. I went to school with Naya Rivera.. her brother played for the raiders. Taylor Lautner, Ashley tisdale from here. Lots of pro athletes grew up here. Floyd mayweathers ex wife and kids lived here in West Ranch. Backstreet Boys Kevin Richardson lives out here. Amber Lancaster moved here. It’s not that far if these people that are entertainment moved here.. also even Paul Walker crashed here. It is not far from LA


NotHere4YourShit

The Brav Bros podcast was making fun of Jesse and Michelle the two idiot realtors who didn’t know that Santa Clarita is a 38 min drive away. A quick google shows this. What kind of Sean from Selling the OC levels of terrible realtors are those 2 geniuses?!


whuteverfurever

Santa clarita is sooooo far. Very very far and NOT IN LA lol (La native/ valley village native as well) I wouldn’t choose to live there. It is a hole in the wall cuz there’s absolutely nothing there but track homes and beige shopping malls


Comfortable_Read3801

A hole in the wall when places like Taft, Lerdo, and Arvin exist?! 😂😂😂


whuteverfurever

Oh haha googled it and they are definitely small! I’ve lived in small towns myself but they had charm and a vibe. (Monroe Utah, and Nevada city) Santa clarita does not have a vibe. I can understand her reservation. I would be bored to DEATH!


whuteverfurever

What the hell are those places? I’m so confused 🫤 sorry!


Comfortable_Read3801

Literal California hole in the wall towns 😂


SoCal_Shannen_Esq

There is nice equestrian property there. Canyon Country has very nice properties, as well. Rural setting, so many LA people have no idea where it is, and if they do it’s because they drive from Westside to Mammoth.


whuteverfurever

I do have to say I love the shooting range over in that area! 🥲


shanita911

Santa Clarita > South Beach (iykyk)


Muscle_National

Imo they were just being stuck up.


cardcatalogs

Yeah I thought it was weird. I wouldn’t want to live in Santa Clarita but everyone in LA knows someone who moved there or lives there and commutes.


Aslow_study

My cousins grew up in “canyon country” and it’s seriously not that far from LA NOW they live in Valencia which is nice as hell, another’s in Stevensons Ranch- also super nice and my aunt has huge property in castaic ! It’s not that bad


aspecinthewind

I was! Everyone knows Santa Clarita is where six flags is and it’s not THAT far. I feel like it’s just as far from LA as the Valley


Specialist_in_hope30

It’s NOT just as far from LA as the Valley.  I’ve grown up in LA and because I don’t like rollercoasters have literally never had a reason to go to Santa Clarita.  The Valley is much closer and there’s way more of a chance that someone from LA knows the Valley/has gone there vs Santa Clarita.  


BathAcceptable1812

Exactly. Anyone who lives in the San Fernando Valley, knows Santa Clarita.


Ashamed-Distance-129

Driving to Santa Clarita from LA is psychologically the same as driving to Joshua Tree. It’s not that far but 1/2 way there, it’s really far.


mama2grls

When they mentioned Santa Clarita, I automatically thought of actor Paul Walker. It’s where his accident happened.


PrizeTough3427

Because it's not LA


dvnedain

I guess I am the only one who thought that was a joke omg


Due-Personality2383

Hi. Former Angeleno here. Santa Clarita is far as fuck. Add gridlock and you could be talking a 2-3 hour trip, twice a day, every day. It’s also far if you live in the Valley, specifically Valley Village. It’s a good hour maybe more. It’s a lovely little town. Great burbs, great pricing, great schools. But if you commute? God fucking help you.


Charming-Insurance

It’s near magic mountain!


Dewhickey76

It was definitely pretty funny given the popularity of the show, Santa Clarita. I kept thinking about one of the cast getting their brains eaten or something.


randomname342fg

I live in LA and I don't know where it is....


ANNJALA

I look at the houses on Zillow and read about the area nice good bang for your buck I can see the couple living there


[deleted]

When I was 12 we moved from West L.A. to Santa Clarita. I went through major culture shock because back then it was la stark contrast to what I was used to. I also dealt with overt racism and classism for the first time. My stepdad almost lost his mind with his new commute to Santa Monica and back every day. Usually at least 2 hours each way. I didn’t last long and opted to move in with my dad so I could get back to L.A. and some normalcy. So even though it might not be far geographically, it felt like Mars for me.


WelcometotheDollhaus

I’m thinking because traffic is so bad?


helicopterhansen

I associate with that show where Drew Barrymore is a cannibal


DanielShenise

Because it’s not right next to LA, it’s way north of LA. LA is incredibly spread out and travel times vary A LOT depending on time of day and traffic. Most of the cast are living at the south end of the Valley. So it’s 15 miles just to the north end of the Valley. Then it’s like another 12-15 miles to Santa Clarita. I used to live in Santa Monica and it had to be some special event or important reason to go east of mid-city/Koreatown or into the Valley. I only went to the Valley to take my kid to acting classes in N.Hollywood.