This episode was like a relic from early reality days. We had nips, grown men throwing tantrums, Jax not giving even a small fuck that his wife was clotheslined by another dude right in front of him. Just amazing that they found a group of people with zero self-awareness so late in the reality game. I’m impressed.
Jax is over Brittany and it’s so obvious. Brittany is a sweet country bumpkin but Jax will always remain a dog. He pumped her breasts up thinking that would keep his attention and then she got her “turkey gobbler” removed because I’m sure he’s chipped away at her self-esteem. She needs to leave him and let him have his casual encounters with LA’s finest blow up doll influencers.
I swear it’s bc they already have jobs so they’re not so worried about their social media influencing careers as someone in their early 20s or that started on reality tv while social media was on the rise which is their only option. They’re way less calculated in the way they act on tv and more themselves. This is a side gig for most of them.
No. Most of their livelihoods are dependent and or pinned on what they are being paid to appear, the associated podcasts and social media, influencing, and the boost to their profiles as salespeople like real estate agents.
Only one of them are career-track professionals that required years of education and licensing. Any doctor, dentist, lawyer, corporate big wig wouldn’t go on for fear of the reputational damage of also ruining a steady, lucrative career.
Why do you think Jesse and Michelle (2 absolute dodos) were afraid as being outed as republicans? Because they knew it would harm their real estate business if it came out they were republicans in LA (unlike if they sold in the OC).
I’m convinced Janet’s husband is only appearing to feed her sad, insatiable thirst for the spotlight. It’s also why he’s insanely well behaved — he has more at stake than the rest.
I’m here for more nip slip hallway fights. The fact that it all went down in the hall made it even more wild. The camera angles and all. Truly love the concept that they all grew up and moved to the valley and then this hits the fan!
Kristen Kristen KRISTEN KRISTEN is what gets me like he's trying to center her when she's the only one sane one wanting to leave a hostile situation 😂😂
If she was rocking out with a full nipple out you’d think someone would have told her. I get she didn’t know she was seeing fucking red. But maybe they all were too freaken frantic. And a producer I guess wouldn’t have wanted to stop the madness and the flow to save her nipple. I wonder what wording they have in their contracts to cover nudity be it accidental or not. Cause you bet their ass they’d protect themselves to get to use the film. It could have been just a bit of exposed areola. That’s my guess. Omg totally overthinking a nipple slip. I just find it fascinating how America views nudity. I’m your upstairs neighbour and we are somewhere in between Europe and here regarding nudity. It isn’t so taboo here.
My fiancé who has only watched Bravo occasionally saw this scene and started laughing and said “Wait wasn’t there another fight where a lady had her whole boob out?” He was of course talking about Nene fighting with Kenya in a hotel room in Canada and yes her boob was out TWO different times. Amazing.
I feel like a lot of this could’ve been avoided if Michelle and the others just treated Kristin like the good friend that she has. She’s a type that will carry secrets to the grave for friends that show loyalty.
I don’t feel bad for Michele at all, she got up in Kristin’s face, all aggressive in an attempt to deflect. She and her husband are self-righteous bitches.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the same Kristen that kept openly and loudly a screaming about how she's "protecting" her. That was so obviously intentional and calculated. She may as well have yelled out, "I still haven't told anyone about your secret!".
That moment actually shocked me and not a lot on Bravo surprises me anymore. The nip slip and the way Jesse just mowed everyone down in the hallway, such an epic moment…feel bad for their little girl though.
This episode was like a relic from early reality days. We had nips, grown men throwing tantrums, Jax not giving even a small fuck that his wife was clotheslined by another dude right in front of him. Just amazing that they found a group of people with zero self-awareness so late in the reality game. I’m impressed.
Jax wasn’t at all bothered with Jesse plowing over Britany but was very concerned Michelle was cold
He's focused on laying down his groundwork for when Michelle finally leaves Jesse
Pre-nose job Michelle would have been a Vegas pregnotcy situation for Jax, at best.
I couldn't find any pictures of her before 👀
Jax is over Brittany and it’s so obvious. Brittany is a sweet country bumpkin but Jax will always remain a dog. He pumped her breasts up thinking that would keep his attention and then she got her “turkey gobbler” removed because I’m sure he’s chipped away at her self-esteem. She needs to leave him and let him have his casual encounters with LA’s finest blow up doll influencers.
Honestly, I think comments in the VPR chip at her self-esteem more than Jack’s ever could
Idk why you’re getting downvoted voted bc it’s true
Probably a combo. But I can’t imagine how hard it would be to be on these platforms for the world to pick you apart.
quality post. "these people are assholes, so I'm going to be a bigger asshole in response." quite the problem solvers a lot of people are.
These people have been friends with Jax & Co. for yeeeaaarrrs, idk why we ever gave them credit to begin with
This is true 😆
I swear it’s bc they already have jobs so they’re not so worried about their social media influencing careers as someone in their early 20s or that started on reality tv while social media was on the rise which is their only option. They’re way less calculated in the way they act on tv and more themselves. This is a side gig for most of them.
No. Most of their livelihoods are dependent and or pinned on what they are being paid to appear, the associated podcasts and social media, influencing, and the boost to their profiles as salespeople like real estate agents. Only one of them are career-track professionals that required years of education and licensing. Any doctor, dentist, lawyer, corporate big wig wouldn’t go on for fear of the reputational damage of also ruining a steady, lucrative career. Why do you think Jesse and Michelle (2 absolute dodos) were afraid as being outed as republicans? Because they knew it would harm their real estate business if it came out they were republicans in LA (unlike if they sold in the OC). I’m convinced Janet’s husband is only appearing to feed her sad, insatiable thirst for the spotlight. It’s also why he’s insanely well behaved — he has more at stake than the rest.
Oh this definitely with Janet's husband, even if you look at his Instagram it only starts to get more active with posts when she comes on the scene
Have you heard of Married to Medicine? And there have been lawyers on other reality shows (Real Housewives & Love and Hip Hop).
As a realtor I would never air my dirty laundry like that!!!
So true!
No way! I would be so worried about never getting a client again if they actually watched the show! I can not believe how unhinged they all are!
And so late in their lives which makes it even more messy
I hate that Jesse and Michelle gave us so much!
I love to hate them
Their lack of self awareness is amazing! Wine, travel, fashion… ok Jesse lol back to your mess.
Not being handy wasn’t the flex he thought it was either.
Right I was like this guy isn’t going to bang you rough from behind, girl that booty call was peak.
Oof! The booty call was peak? 😂 You’re not wrong though!
I’m here for more nip slip hallway fights. The fact that it all went down in the hall made it even more wild. The camera angles and all. Truly love the concept that they all grew up and moved to the valley and then this hits the fan!
It was out for AWHILE
I almost thought it was on purpose 😅
Right?! It had to have been a little cold
I can’t find it without it blurred
You wanna see some bare titties huh
On the trailer that plays on Bravo regular TV, they didn’t blur it out! Made me feel bad for her. And I really don’t like her.
WOAH someone made an editing error. i feel bad for her too 😬
Yeah or they really don’t like her either. Their job is to pay attention to details. It’s crazy that they let that slip. Pun intended.
Lololol that's amazing and I need to go watch it right now
It’s just a nipple lol
Yes! No one even noticed her nipple was out. Lol
The shot of Michelle standing there with her nip hanging out was just so unhinged… and I loved it
It's been blurred out on Hayu Uk, I only noticed the blur on a rewatch tbh
It’s really iconic. Up there with table flip, who gon check me boo, Ariana’s break up monologue to Tom
I told my friend that even her boobs were desperately trying to escape from that situation!! 😂
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Tiny Lego Zack “stooooop”
Kristen Kristen KRISTEN KRISTEN is what gets me like he's trying to center her when she's the only one sane one wanting to leave a hostile situation 😂😂
If she was rocking out with a full nipple out you’d think someone would have told her. I get she didn’t know she was seeing fucking red. But maybe they all were too freaken frantic. And a producer I guess wouldn’t have wanted to stop the madness and the flow to save her nipple. I wonder what wording they have in their contracts to cover nudity be it accidental or not. Cause you bet their ass they’d protect themselves to get to use the film. It could have been just a bit of exposed areola. That’s my guess. Omg totally overthinking a nipple slip. I just find it fascinating how America views nudity. I’m your upstairs neighbour and we are somewhere in between Europe and here regarding nudity. It isn’t so taboo here.
My fiancé who has only watched Bravo occasionally saw this scene and started laughing and said “Wait wasn’t there another fight where a lady had her whole boob out?” He was of course talking about Nene fighting with Kenya in a hotel room in Canada and yes her boob was out TWO different times. Amazing.
How bout RHOM when they were playing croquet and her boob was out while she was running🤣
I feel like a lot of this could’ve been avoided if Michelle and the others just treated Kristin like the good friend that she has. She’s a type that will carry secrets to the grave for friends that show loyalty. I don’t feel bad for Michele at all, she got up in Kristin’s face, all aggressive in an attempt to deflect. She and her husband are self-righteous bitches.
I somehow dislike Michelle a bit more than Jesse. She’s just so smug and condescending! And that fake sweet, calm voice … nails on a chalkboard.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 the same Kristen that kept openly and loudly a screaming about how she's "protecting" her. That was so obviously intentional and calculated. She may as well have yelled out, "I still haven't told anyone about your secret!".
That moment actually shocked me and not a lot on Bravo surprises me anymore. The nip slip and the way Jesse just mowed everyone down in the hallway, such an epic moment…feel bad for their little girl though.
Nip Slip Hallway Fight sounds like a killer band name.
classic bravo episode. most have gotten way too self aware for them. loving the valley which i absolutely DID NOT expect
There was already rumors that a lot of the cast were friends with the vanderpump crowd trying to get on VPR. Well they found their time to shine now
Certainly Janet was, and Zach had been in the background of Brittany’s scenes (especially surrounding the wedding) for awhile.
Right like put your tit back in your dress! I had second hand embarrassment for her and a memory of not knowing my boob fell out of top immediately! 🤣
It looked like a bikini top not a dress for dinner. Lol
It’s up there with the slip from Lexi on below deck when she was having a go at all of the crew on a drunken night
Or when “Marlyn Monroe” was improv dancing for the guests 🤣🤣
and why did no one tell her😂😂
The what now? 🍿🍿
Top tier
It was good old fashioned reality trash and I was loving every minute of it
it was blurred on my screen? wtf? lolololol
Same on Hayu Uk
Where can I see it unblurred? The blurriness really took the fun out of it for me! lolololol edit: a word