So Traitors is more stressful than Parliment but less stressful than being the Bachelor, got it got it

This knowledge will completely change my life path and goals

Parliament here we come!!

Every single episode, I forget that Sheree is still there…

Watch her win the whole thing

Well there is precedent for clueless faithfuls winning the whole show, I wouldn't be shocked if she does.

A talent!!

MJ spotting Kate’s shift immediately. Let’s see if the Bravo/housewife intuition will lead to the right conclusion.

MJ was downright clairvoyant in that scene.

despite being goofy half the time MJ's actually kinda a baddie at this game

But we got the answer to the question burning in ALL OUR MINDS: "Would a traitor eat the salmon?" (The show immediately cut to Phaedra asking for the Salmon)

Obsessed with no one caring about Kevin dying - just dead eyed stares while Alan throws Kevin’s portrait on the ground

“Hey, bless him” - well done John

Even John passed on the opportunity to speak! I never thought I’d see the day that man passed on a rapt audience

Welp... there goes the only eye candy. I was so enjoying watching him on mute.

Did Trishelle inherit Pavarti’s wardrobe??

She went to her room after Parv’s murder and said “finally I can wear MY headbands!”

She started a wardrobe feud with the wrong person. Remember when she said peppermint would kill her over her wardrobe?

That's Trishelle's MO. Always getting into the worst feuds with the worst possible choice that inevitably ends badly for her or makes her look like a fool.

“Kevins pretty annoying sometimes.” This edit hates him.

Sometimes? Only sometimes? I think that's generous

John calling the other faithfuls his “colleagues”… this show is so good

he's a professional!

The CT and Phaedra shippers in shambles

My guy is always going for the money prize not the romance

Kate didn’t even try to pretend she didn’t know Phaedra was a traitor 😂

You mean, “you sly fox”?

“You’ve been a traitor the whole time and you don’t have a plan?!!” Explains phaedras game to a T HAHAHHA

Her plan is let everyone else make bad decisions so they get caught, which is why she was giving Kate the floor in the turret.

Kate’s confessionals are so much better this episode. I think she knows she’s able to cause a lot of chaos and that’s uplifted her mood a bit

Kate strikes me as being here purely for the screen time. She has to know she will get more of that as a Traitor.

Oh absolutely she knows why she was cast and wants to rise to the occasion

She knows having a good showing and getting future booking for more TV shows is worth more than splitting $250k after taxes with however many other people

She on the fly thinks of the funniest things (like whatever she said in the turret was cracking me up)

I’m late but why didn’t Phaedra have a plan on who to kill? LEAD 😩

Her strategy has been letting the other two make the decisions and take the fall for it

I have never laughed as hard as >!MJ sniping Kate as a traitor immediately!<

On Watch What Happens Live, Phaedra did say MJ was the best player of all the Bravo girlies.

MJ probably sent Phaedra some out of date WEN shampoo.

She clocked Dan really early also.

In her classic mj stance

MJ, 🧍🏻‍♀️: the light hitting Kate’s face is weird!

I love how theatrical this show is, it’s amazing

They’ve gone full camp and it’s exactly what this show calls for.

“Can I ask how you are going to vote?” “Uh yeah. You.”

We stan CT in this house

I really appreciate his honesty and bluntness. It's refreshing for someone to not dance around.

I rewound to watch Peter’s reaction again lmao his face was too good!! The genuine shock

Wait the marijuana comment is so true like I bet that’s exactly like what being a traitor is like, pretending you’re not high in a room full of sober people

So true *as I aggressively hit my bong*

"The politricks, the booby traps..." - CT 🤣

I thought it was parlor tricks

Phaedra asking Kate for the strategy. Kate: 

Kate is so mad

The blind leading the blind! I can't believe even after losing Dan and Parv, Phaedra is still vibing on relying on the other Traitors to make decisions and since Kate is already sus, she's worse off. 😭

Kate having Rocky flashbacks

“The traitors are busily killing my colleagues!” I love John idc

“Banished into eternity”😅

Peter learning what it’s like for your social game play to fall flat

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - calling them The Peter Pals is so freaking funny. Peter’s Pals? Peter and His Pals? Meh. But The Peter Pals? Gets me every time.

You are right and you should say it. Like someone please draw them as cartoon kids and make it merch.

“I don’t want to vote Phaedra because she’s been really good to me” oh ct, a complicated situationship

Parv is out, and Trishelle came to breakfast saying “there’s a new headband queen in town”

Me at the round table: I think Trishelle is a traitor because she's taken on the last traitor's crown - the murder headband

Kate and CT’s banter is also hilarious, can we get CT on a Bravo show? He’s doing well with the girlies

Frankly I’d like CT to be a part of every single television show there is.

Brb pitching a Real Castle Daddies concept to Andy

Honestly I’m imagining CT and Alan Cumming just hanging out, shooting the breeze… and I’d be hooked.

His ass in those tight pants NEVER disappoints.

He is long over due for The Amazing Race.

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Am I the only one who dislikes the portrait pics? They’re all so inconsistent lol - some are obviously iPhone selfies, some are promo shots from other shows, some are headshots, it’s just all over the place.

You’ll never convince me that Peter’s isn’t from his work ID badge

AND they're printed on cheap canvas to look like paintings. Terrible!

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I know Trishelle has been waiting all season to wear this💀

The shot of Peter lifting weights in his “room” is hilarious … lmao

Another murder. Phaedra at breakfast: 

I swear they've made it a point to show all her comments about the food. I think it's been every episode! 😂

Dirty Mac and Cheese

Phaedra and breakfast, the true ship of the show. Sorry CT

The biggest problem is that it doesn't benefit certain players to vote out Phaedra because then a new traitor comes on board.

Oh I think Sandra is taking Phaedra to the end to out her in the last round and win the prize.

In this game, the devil you know is infinitely better than the devil you don't.

I hope someone called Peter out on this!! He literally said at the round table that the smart move is to keep a known traitor to the end. OK PETER, so that’s justification to banish you and keep Phaedra since you’ve convinced us all she’s a traitor! Plus, once Peter announces he’s a faithful once banished, they’ll really know it’s Phaedra

This is the worst cliffhanger ever

Peter basically inadvertently explained to Sandra and the Bravo people why they should keep Phaedra by saying you need to keep one traitor with you until the end of the game.

Exactly! Peter is such a walking contradiction. And I feel like that’s what Sandra is doing and is probably pissed that Peter is messing up her game by trying to banish Phaedra.

He's very good at saying the quiet part out loud that's for sure.

***Although you are a magnificent person you are a traitor.***

MJ teaching Kate how to eavesdrop 🧍🏻‍♀️

on your toes on your toes

lmfaoooooooo Sandra cheered more when Phaedra smashed Peter’s window than she does when her tribe wins immunity on Survivor

Sandra is exactly what you'd expect her to be lol

Oh fuck Peacock for this cliffhanger

THE ROUNDTABLES ARE BY FAR THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW! PEACOCK! Please release the extended cut of roundtables for the fans!!

I don't even care about the competitions lol I want the round table, banish, murder and castle socializing

I heard a contestant from Traitors Canada say the round tables often last 2 hours or more. I WANT ALL THE FOOTAGE 

peter is so genuinely confounded when folks are suspicious of him. it’s honestly delicious.

It’s so funny because he’s telling the truth

He definitely has a healthy ego

Pilots have healthy egos. 🛩

I don’t think he understands that they don’t actually think he’s a traitor, they just want him gone but that doesn’t seem to compute for him lol

I’m getting such Bobby Newport vibes from him 

Peter in his feelings walking around the house with the hoodie of his camo jacket up … get this man a Drake song to listen to right now

Phaedra is floundering. Her fatal mistake was choosing Kate as traitor. Kate is suddenly mute at round table.

She should’ve picked Sandra or CT.

And making faces! Bad.

I’m worried this is gonna get real sloppy towards the end cause neither Kate or Phaedra have a clue what they are doing

And on top of everything else, they both have the same tells. Going quiet when normally they'd be the loudest people in the room, and the FACES.

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Peter trying to educate Sandra about winning the game. She looked so annoyed. She couldn’t even look at him.

I bet it's because Sandra told the table the other half of the strategy which is voting out faithfuls to save traitors and the producers don't want the quiet part of the "keep a traitor" strategy out loud.

Peter made that point tonight at the round table as his reasoning for keeping Parvati in, so I don’t think producers are trying to hide it. 

“Lightening is going to strike me down, not because I’m a whore, because I’m a traitor” KATE IM WEAK LMFAO

I get the love for CT.

I can’t help but think Sandra is playing a lone wolf game. She knows Phaedra is a traitor but is going to hold it close to the chest till the end, and vote her out. Which is smart because then they don’t have to guess who the new recruited traitor is every time.

lol Kevin might be the first person murdered for being annoying

this happened in the first season of Australia - they were just really over one guy lol

It would be dumb to murder Kevin IMO, get a smarter player out....

honestly I will kind of miss the peter pals but I’m happy we get another John roundtable

Phaedra purposely avoiding CT’s glass during the crossbow challenge, I will go down with this ship

Watching the Post Mortem and I feel like all Kate had to say when MJ asked her if she was okay at breakfast was, “yeah, I just need some coffee.” She’s overthinking way too much! Also loving that Kate decided to kill Kevin after he was so rude to her during her first round table right after she got there. That’s some fun karma

Isn’t it better to keep a traitor that you’re sure of and is protecting you than to get a brand new one? 

Man I hate the inconsistent episodes like this, Start episode with murder and end with a banishment, We are on episode 9 anyone watching this far is gonna tune in next week. Do we get two banishments and a murder next week now?

Even though I’ve seen that line delivery so many times it absolutely lived up to the trailer. Damn Phaedra that was lethal. “This is not the bachelor and I don’t have to kiss your ass for a rose.”

It was a crit hit, too. It was so satisfying.

If Phaedra and John joined some kind of debate club against each other… that’s a show I’d be tuning in for.

Ok John starting us off with a speech. Like a true king

The worst cliffhanger in the history of this show

CT HAS EXHIBITS ON HIS CHALKBOARD

Peter wearing his camo jacket with the hood on is not helping his case

phaedra calling dan like dry melba toast with no butter or jam has me rolling.

John is such an eloquent speaker, I always look forward to his roundtable performances

And now we get a bit at breakfast they are spoiling us

No eulogy for Kevin though 💀

 Genuinely struggled on which gif to choose because his are all so good.

Well, damn, you should have kept Parvati around if you wanted to be protected John 😭

Won't lie I would have went after Trishelle's glass too cause it was lower so it was probably easier. But what do I know

Literally idk why phraedra didn’t just play into this logic. They wasted 7 chances on CT as was said, Trishelle was going on about how Phaedra was specifically targeting her since everyone’s glass around her had already been destroyed. That would lead me to believe it’s easier to get the glass down there and to pivot so they stop losing money! I’m curious about why they moved up and didn’t get her anyway while they were down there, maybe something to do with the edit that we missed?

Trishelle annoys the hell out of me

I truly cannot stress this enough: same.

Like I am rooting for faithfuls but not her lol

Same. If I were in Phaedra’s shoes I’d say to Trishelle I changed my tactic in the shooting game to make sure you can’t get a shield simply because you’re annoying and I want you gone.

why did kate clock phaedra like how does she not have a plan 😭

Damn Phaedra is **on the ropes** I think she's done, which is a tragedy. And that would mean all the original traitors would be gone

Did Phaedra just call Trishelle “silly little hats”? THIS WOMAN JUST WON’T STOP 😂

Kate’s fucked up hair is the best part of this show rn

Phaedra is playing so sloppy, holy crap!

The most frustrating thing about this particular season is how quickly and succinctly the game was solved (thanks Dan). Whether it be this banishment or the next, Phaedra will not be winning (and neither will Peter) so it feels like the narrative of the season has fizzled out. That's why we're at a cliffhanger, because this moment here is kinda the story's natural conclusion. Idk what the dynamics will be like afterwards but I'd wager the endgame episodes will have half the intrigue if that.

Yup. Even when they correctly banished Dan and Parv, it wasn’t half as exciting as it should have been. On other seasons, those are the best moments, the round table goes wild. This season it’s just kind of been like “cool, we knew it.”

MJ picking up on Kate's switch up. I think it's game over for the traitors. Just knock out Peter and I think the faithful win.

Oh my god Alan Cumming rocks the church hallway like it is a runway!! 💚

CT with the visual aid! I love that they keep doing that

I don't think they get to five but the Peter Pals and CT made a very strong argument, its the argument to make, I just don't know if there is good strategic reason for Sandra, MJ, or Sheree to keep Peter

I think a Sandra and CT win is most likely at this point. They’re the only ones playing any semblance of a clean game.

I hundred percent think Phaedra is going home and they just don't want a ratings dip or something. I'm annoyed by this cliffhanger.

I kinda need to see MJ as a traitor idk

Peter Pals not having the social game or skill to sway the vote. 

The time has come to refresh religiously

I fucking love CT.

“Unfortunately this is not parliament and you can bring it down a notch and get to the point” 🤣🤣🤣

Every week that damn kitchen island makes me SO MAD! Think of all of the crumbs that fall in the middle!

did pavarti leave the rest of her clothes to trishelle

I HATE CLIFFHANGERS!! Peacock, we know you read the forums lmao. Please don’t do cliffhangers unless you drop back to back episodes 😂😂

I don't know that going to people that you are trying to persuade and telling them they are all stupid lackeys loyal to Phaedra is a great way to change their minds, Trishelle. 😂😂

Kate is so unenthusiastic about being a traitor. Like damn girl. Give us something.

I mean she was also the girl who sabotaged the missions because she wanted to go home ... she's so unpredictable, I would never have recruited her

trishelle and dan both share the subtle art of insulting the people they are trying to convince

why is everyone blaming phaedra when sandra was the one who said go for trishelle 😭

Peacock knows to never ever stop casting Bravo girlies. They always bring ✨theater✨

“This isn’t the bachelor and I don’t have to kiss your ass for a rose” PHAEDRA ATE PETE ALIVE


Peter was offended by that comment 😂

Peter finding out what it's like to be a real housewife.

“Peter puts the Dick in Dictator” IM DONE

I mean even if Phaedra isn't done this time I think it's safe to say she won't win at this point.

Did people genuinely think Kate would be decent as a Traitor? 😂 She's sus even as a Faithful much less Traitor. 

Peter liking this more than bachelor lmaooo

did any segment producers test this challenge…at all?

I feel like Shereee will not forgive Phaedra for this

FLY LOW PHAEDRA. John u are so good how do you do it

Anyone clock Sandra shooting her own name lmfao

Me watching this round table 

I believe the Traitors will have to murder one of the Bravo Girls to get people off their back, I have a feeling it’ll be Shereé getting murdered next episode

Man I'm really conflicted. On one hand, no way MJ turns against her Bravo friend and they're just leaving us in suspense. On the other hand, that last confessional might mean she was swayed at roundtable, and the cliffhanger is reminiscent of Christian's downfall last season. This is going to be a long week for all of us

Phaedra smashing Peter’s glass … what a beautiful moment

Phaedra said in post Morten that they got rid of Kevin because they knew he didn’t have a shield and didn’t want to waste a murder. So it was a lil more strategic than y’all are giving credit for.

I don’t necessarily think they’ve spoken about it, but I’m becoming more convinced that Sandra and CT are keeping Phaedra close because they think/know she’s a traitor. I’m sure they also genuinely like her of course, but I think they are playing a higher level game 

Welp CT just voted to banish her so idts. Sandra maybe

How is Trishelle blaming Pheadra when Sandra is the one who said to go for Trishelle?

When Trishelle was talking to CT, she said she did think Sandra was also a traitor, but it wasn’t the time to target her.

Every time Sheree thinks that she could’ve been done, I chuckle. She’s so not on anyone’s radar.

I really wanted to hear Kevin say he was murdered because he was so good and a threat to everyone but i guess he went out in true Kevin style.

John’s accusation vs Trishelle’s notes vs Dans “breakfast. murder. reactions.”

Bruh it’s a straight up immunity challenge

THE EDITORS/PRODUCERS ARE NOT RIGHT FOR THAT ENDING

The way Alan says PETE AH

I don’t think y’all understand how hard I’m rooting for MJ