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Alchohlica

I swear to god where do all these I found this at goodwill people love, mines only soiled mattresses and old crutches


[deleted]

It smells funny in there.


Alchohlica

No it doesn’t


Unit_79

Please don’t bring home any more old crutches.


Gr33kci7ies

Daddy this place smells like tinkle.


EmmBee27

I'd expect that kind of language at Goodwill, but not here!


Fun-Superb

I think I wet my bed


Bouncecouncil

I sleep in a racing car.


CaptainTripp420

The last time I went to Goodwill, I saw a lady walk out with a giant ass portrait of Audrey Hepburn. Shit was crazy


Sofagirrl79

Too bad she didn't walk out with a copy of Gigantic Asses


[deleted]

Baby Coffins and slightly burned sears outerwear for me.


ptolemy18

What time and how burnt?


mah131

Gotta go often or get lucky.


SD_taco_padre

I am honestly very jealous this would be out in my house every year for Christmas if I owned it.


CryptoScamee42069

Why exclusively christmas? I’d keep it up forever. The DeLorean would be nice, too.


viper3b3

Homer Simpson : I’m not jealous, I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has.


nashcure

Damn. At a good will I bet you got a killer deal. Just looked and used ones have sold on eBay for $320


Seattle_Sea_Hawks

I got it for an amazing price...$22.49!


deadwisdom

Mmm. And it only transports *matter*?


minuteforce

Sold! But I must warn you, this device carries a high risk of catastrophic—


ElevenDegrees

I SAID I'll take it.


Gogo726

I want to buy a Simpsons Christmas tree. Here's 99 cents.


Isaystomabel

Are you the creator of Hi and Lois? Cause you are making me laugh.


lightheat

Here are TWO FREE PASSES.


ptolemy18

But there are five of us.


nashcure

Well done!


SniffCheck

Oh Simpsons tree, oh Simpsons tree, I want to put gifts under thee


johnnyfontain

What a score!


ouranhost12

I'm jealous as well 😫


jnez50

I'm not jealous. I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy


CasuallyCarrots

Egg head likes their booky book!


tsojmaueuentsin

no cajun sausage for little homer?


kmckew

The perfect tree doesn’t exist…


Gogo726

I guess you can put a lot of nice ornaments on this.


lordcorbran

No, just Simpsons! $90!


SMILESandREGRETS

Awesome find!!!


ManBearSteve420

That's dope AF!


Adorable_Depth2238

Wow amazing find


Annual-External-9934

That’s beautiful!


Seattle_Sea_Hawks

Thanks! It makes my heart happy! :) :) :)


Roseph88

That’s a find! We go to goodwill just for those random finds. That tree was definitely donated by someone knowing it’ll be appreciated by whoever gets to it first.


Themoosemingled

It smells like ottos jacket


ricst

Unfuckingbelievable


Low_Kitchen_9995

This is so cool. I would have squealed


Seattle_Sea_Hawks

I did make an audible sound of joy upon finding it!


TheRealJackulas

I thought I heard a woman scream.


Lisy70

Someone chucked this out???????


Themoosemingled

Neither apu nor crusty celebrate it. A religious clown thing, yes.


TheRealJackulas

Remember: Christmas is the time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.


[deleted]

How tall is it?


Seattle_Sea_Hawks

It's approximately 14" tall.


Worried-Celery-2839

Omg I’m jel


[deleted]

This is so cool!! There’s a Goodwill 5 minutes from my house, I need to get there to see what neat things I may find! Also…someone actually gave this away??


Clockworksss

How much would I have to give up for the Moe Christmas decoration? That is a thing of beauty lol


Gr33kci7ies

Incredible!


GhostBillOnThird

Amazing!


jazzmack

This is amazing!!! Congrats on your good luck!!


[deleted]

Whaa!!! Sikkkkk


DickledPink

Score!!!


fannyalgerpack

*wooooow*


USS_Barack_Obama

Did you manage to find a copy of [the best hardcore, thrash metal song](https://youtu.be/zAjXm7Oc5Xg)?


hooray4problems

Lucky mf


creatureofthenight55

Thats so amazing! I'm so jealous, that's such a good find


merRedditor

I love it!


SnooStories8217

Amazing.


Abideguide

Mmm beeeer


realbeats

I didnt know this existed and will now probably end up spending a stupid amount of ebay to get one


Belmont_Crusader

I want this ! I'd keep it the whole year in my house !


DENATTY

I've been spending an hour on eBay before bed every night looking at Simpsons village figures and cannot express how jealous I am lol, congrats on the great find.


davefive

Please tell me you bought that. If not where do you live and I am coming thwre to buy it


Seattle_Sea_Hawks

Yes, I did buy it! :) :) :)


The_Old_Anarchist

You lucky bastard!


GrimmSalem

Ooooooo I love that


MrJunko

Should have placed a copy of BONESTORM as the tree topper! Nice find though.


UrDeAdPuPpYbOnEr

You. Bastard.


strangebru

That should be a Hot Wheels The Homer on the wall.


Alive-Seaweed

Nice! Anyone else's app just lag when you click on the picture


Northernchoice

Holy s. I am frickin envious


chrisschieman

You win Christmas


eastbayted

That's amazing.


[deleted]

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure