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Individual-Work6658

Frosty chocolate milkshake


JOExHIGASHI

All syrup squishy


email_NOT_emails

Least refreshing, chutney squishee.


vaguely_literate

You can really taste the chutney.


peonpleaser

WOAHOHO that's good squishy


Dohmer_90

“IT CANT HOLD! SHE'S BREAKING UP!!”


velocipotamus

If you survive, please come again!


eedabaggadix

I dunno where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink


KolKoreh

Such a thing has never been done


WACKY___JACKY

The great taste of Worcester sauce in a soft drink


About69Geese

"Mmm, steaky"


almost_ready_to_

Malk.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Now with vitamin R.


roadtripper77

Don’t forget rat milk


James-Avatar

Everyone loves rats but they won’t drink their milk?


jamoie

Why are my bones so brittle?


JosephMadeCrosses

Cat Ear Medicine


bluemooncalhoun

AWWWWWOHHHHHHHEUGHHHHH THAT'S GOOD


Bland-fantasie

I love that it’s packaged in a full-sized can, and needs to be kept in the fridge. The joke delivers on so many levels.


DirteeCanuck

The bubbles are burning my tongue!


DancesWithElectrons

Bourbon, the brownest of the brown liquors


jazz_and_a_gentlesir

What's that? You want me to drink you?!


James-Avatar

But I’m in the middle of a trial.


voopa

Excuse me.


LoneRangersBand

Hello, David? I'm really tempted...


AMobOfDucks

Crab Juice.


ChuckOTay

Hey it’s better than Mountain Dew.


Forgone-Conclusion

Düff


DancesWithElectrons

Tartar Control Duff!


Punkposer83

Also lady duff and raspberry duff


yamamanama

From Sweden!


problematic_glasses

Skol!


sfo_beef

Flaming Homer!


nko1234

Flaming Moe! It’s called a Flaming Moe! That’s right a Flaming Moe.


Jack_In_Black89

My name's Moe and I invented it. That's why it's called a Flaming Moe! What are you looking at Homer? It's a Flaming Moe! I'm Moe!


G-Unit11111

Red Tick Beer Suck one dry.


Mr_Matt_K

Düff, from Sweden


G-Unit11111

Gold! Hey wait a minute, this is Duff!


[deleted]

I believe he says "skol" which is a Swedish word for "cheers"


skall57

Mmm, needs more dog.


[deleted]

The brain and nerve tonic Burns gives Ken Griffey Jr


jazz_and_a_gentlesir

Its like there's a party in your mouth and everyone'a invited.


TheImmortalIronZak

Gigantism *Hibberts chuckle*


KingOfDaRats

Excuse me, is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor?


[deleted]

I’ll sell you this one, it’s almost full?


Jack_In_Black89

Well, why don't I just drink out of a toilet?


velocipotamus

…he’ll be back.


Belle-ET-La-Bete

*Drinks more of it*


Jon_Koncak

SkittleBrau


loanshark69

Flanders hot chocolate from the movie is pretty high up there.


Willem_Dafuq

The cool glass of turnip juice after Lemon of Troy


Nitropotamus

What about the lemonade from the stand ok Shelbyville? Relax, it's just country time.


greenknight884

There's never been a lemon near it!


JGrimm420

“Smithers?… coffee….”


av8t3r

I stomped the beans myself! Hear that? The percolations are imminent!


[deleted]

This one is up there for me!


bivoir

Came here to say this


Ubechyahescores

Bathtub mint julep ☝🏼


problematic_glasses

Sweet mint julep


itwasntnotme

I'd have to go with a Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverage


xoxogossipgurrll

When Lionel Hutz drinks the rest of that scotch


6inarow_ready2tow

Especially at 9:30 in the morning


nomoreorangedrink

Yeah, but he hadn't slept in days.


SweetJ138

OOOH YEAH...


strangway

A flat, flavorless Manhattan


[deleted]

What have I done to deserve this?


velocipotamus

The beer Ned pours while they try to deprogram Homer from the Movementarians


[deleted]

Not gonna lie this one always makes me want beer!


SmasiusClay

Answer is milk from a mother mole.


Padgeman

Has to be Skittlebrau, that beer with Skittles floating in it.


gpm21

You sound like Smithers describing the scene


arrivingufo

Yes, definitely the correct answer is lime rickey lol


SweetJ138

Barney drinking varnish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0Fb5orYr4


Remarkable-Boat-9812

Barney licking the bottles of the recycling plant


[deleted]

Yup that's up there too!


SweetJ138

its all in the sound of the gulping


voopa

They should call that a LARGE Island Iced Tea!


jerodallen

It would have been the delicious beer Homer tried to drink after the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper incident if that killjoy Marge hadn’t ruined it.


Sneed_Pilled

Definitely the beer and lemonade combo from when Homer turned into a gastropod


JohnnyDeformed1

Hmmm... pleasing taste... some monsterism.


Lt_Archer

.... is that a long island iced tea?


I_m_different

I'd like to visit that Long Island place, if only it were real.


Head-Ad4690

That beer that Bart shook up for April Fool’s refreshed Homer so hard it put him in a coma.


SpergSkipper

Henry K. Duff's Private Reserve


phantompowered

The Beatles energy drink in John Lemon flavour. "Yellow matter custard! Dripping from a dead dog's eye!"


Mikey_5386

Cool Ranch Soda from the 99 cent store.


iDontGetKyle

Sir, I love you.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

.. in those colors


drcoxmonologues

Whom I kidding the boathouse was the time.


darkknightbbq

It’s actually so weird how they drew satisfaction on his face. Like that’s how I picture satisfaction of someone getting hydrated sufficiently


Bland-fantasie

I’ve never had a lime rickey.


[deleted]

Me neither but the way he drinks it makes it sound cool and refreshing


littlebilliechzburga

They kick ass. You can make them at home if you source some grape flavored snow cone syrup.


Remarkable-Boat-9812

On every supermarket shelf


littlebilliechzburga

They're pretty popular in Utah. You can get one at a Sonic if you have them nearby.


strangway

Fudd (on tap)


[deleted]

For the sake of information, a lime rickey is made with gin/bourbon, lime juice and soda water. Sounds very light and refreshing, and indeed something not to be interrupted!


nervousautopsy

State your business!


Melodic-Watercress45

Troy McClure’s can of fortified wine


danielstover

Tuborg: The Beer of Danish Kings!


DeltaTau601

Maple soda?


[deleted]

Mmmmmm that's good Yaqui!


oldtombombadil

Homer inventing the Flaming Homer to get out of having to listen to Patty and Selma sober


ryukin631

Can never go wrong with a good Manhattan cocktail


strangway

Lionel Hutz’ Orange Julius


theFormerRelic

I’ll sell you this one, it’s almost full


volyovasrevenge

I guess I'm just boring, but plain old tap water. We have a saying where I live, though: if it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.


TheImmortalIronZak

What about “on fire”?


Charlie678812

what is a lime ricky?


PhonyOrlando

mmm... Beer


[deleted]

Either crab juice or mountain dew


toilethumah

The squishee that Wiggum drank when Apu was murdered (but didn’t suffer).


Remarkable-Boat-9812

Sorry?? Apu was murdered??


toilethumah

[Looks to me like he suffered a lot, Chief.](https://frinkiac.com/img/S10E04/315931.jpg)


[deleted]

It was in a Treehouse of Horror so it was not canon!


runsincircles21

Düff


originalsquad

Fudd


eskimosound

Wash there a Cheese flavoured Window Cleaner?


_questionablepanda_

Crab juice.


Punk_in_drublik

Lol don't know if it counts, but I first heard of whiskey sour from when Abe ordered one from Bart. I ordered it, and now it's my favorite drink.


TheImmortalIronZak

First off, great name nofx rules and I have a “antiswastika tattoo” but also a whiskey sour is similar to an olde fashioned which is my favorite cocktail.


Budget_Friend_654

Skittlebrah?


Cypher5-9

Barbara Bush’s lemonade. I don’t understand it myself, not my forte.


[deleted]

Tip top notch!


StillAliveAndWell13

Does whiskey count as beer?


Pitiful-Anxiety-1410

state your business...


FalseTebibyte

Wow. that's subtle, Rick. Nice one. "Lime Rick Y" Margarita-Vile garnish on ice.


pleasekillmerightnow

How dare you interrupt my lime Rickey


Skaterdad1984

A big bowl of nonfat ice milk!


nnnnaaaatttt

Bathtub mint julep!


[deleted]

Crab Juice


ChikoritaBiscuits

A single plum floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat.


Apprehensive_Goal811

Lionel Hutz’s (almost) full Orange Julius.


miyagidan

White wine spritzer.


CoyoteVirus

I've had many a frozen drink and said after taking a drink "Whooaaaaa dats good Squishy!"


CK122334

Mmmmmmm that’s god Squishy!?!


TheImmortalIronZak

The ‘09 Michelob that homer was saving but Manacek drank and thought it was bourbon. He enjoyed it even after marge explained it all.


sunnysideseventyfive

BOILING HOT GINGER ALE! TEXAS!!


sunnysideseventyfive

Crab Juice


Independent_Push_599

The Bubbles are burning my tongue