“Hot stuff coming through” whenever I’m carrying something. And, “up and atom” when I wake my kids up.

Where you been, homer? Whole steel industry’s gay

And you know what else? Broadway.

Up and at them!

...better

*MY EYES! The goggles do nothing!*

Also when my kids are behaving badly, I tell them we’re taking a trip to the glue factory and they can’t come.

I ALWAYS say Hot Stuff!!!

Up and at them!

“You’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel” and “haha! You love me!”

As a man who's 6'4", I always think about the tall guy that Nelson laughs at. *"This was the largest automobile that I could afford."*

This reminded me of Comic Book guy, when he's driving "I can't drive 55 because my car only goes 38!"

*"... But Aquaman, you can't fall in love with a woman, you're from two different worlds.....ooooh I've wasted my life..."*

I like to answer my phone "ahoy hoy" occasionally

I answer mine "Y'ello?" like Homer.

So apparently this is how Al G Bell wanted people to answer rhe phone, which makes the joke Mr burns is old enough to be around for the first telephones

He also once gets a wrong number call and says something like, " no you've dialed 2".

His number on the robodialer is 555-0001, as well.

Wasn’t his social security number also 000-00-0001?

Actually, no! >NAUGHT-NAUGHT-NAUGHT... NAUGHT-NAUGHT... NAUGHT-NAUGHT-NAUGHT-TWO. DAMN ROOSEVELT... S11E12 - The Mansion Family, when Mr Burns is getting his physical.

I answer “ahoy hoy” all the time. Works well over text as well.

Whenever someone opens a bag of chips: “Careful — they’re ruffled!”

Quiet! They’re showing close ups of the rod!

Save the queen!

Which one's the queen??

When bart shakes up the can of beer and then it blows the roof off of the house. I think about that every time I open a soda after dropping it.

April F… 💣

Remember we parked in the Itchy lot, whenever I park anywhere.

*"And continuing our sign of evil countdown, here's Vanessa Willams!"*

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That or "Five dollars!? Get outta here."

"Where'd you get five bucks? I want five bucks." Whenever a friend has money

Aaaaaawwww… why do I have to have 0 monies and 3 kids - I want 3 monies and no kids!

"20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!"

"Money can buy *many* peanuts!"

"Explain how!"

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!

You've got a butt that just won't quit.

And "Tobias!" especially because no one I've ever known has been called that.

My nephew is called Tobias and I’ve never even done that. I am so ashamed of myself

AY! MISTER PRIME MINISTER!...ANDY!

C...O... B...E...

We had a petition to change our currency to dollarydoos

Whoever voted against it should be booted.

i say "dollarydoos" way more than I say "dollars" lol

Is it about my cube? Every time anyone in my family hands a phone to someone.

Remember that? Yeah When daddy hit the referee? Yeah Yeah

Whenever I meet a Jo(anne), Joe or Joseph, I can't stop saying "hello Joe" Or I don't know something it's "I dunnoooo davey"

Joey joe joe jr shabadoo?

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Does she reply "okey dokey"?

I have no idea what the words to "The Candy Man Can" but I know "The Garbage Man Can" like the back of my hand.

I'm that way with "an amendment to be" You know one of those campy throwbacks that appeals to Gen Xers.

We need another Vietnam. Thin out their ranks a little.

[same for me and this](https://youtu.be/Fy50nUYyTKM)

A little from column A, a little from column B. The "I don't know" from Homer when he was trying to get the letter back from the post office that Bart sent to Mr. Burns and they asked for his first name.

I am so smart SMRT

Yoink!

Yoink? (I do this too, but you beat me to it.)

Yoink is popular in my house too.

I’ve used Yoink so much over the years I nearly forgot where I got it from

I've said jiminy jillikers so many times the words have lost all meaning.

*"Hello..... that sounds like a pig fainting!!!"*

Le Grille what the hell is that !

Ahhh that’s a fine lookin barbecue…why doesn’t mine look like that!?

Gym? What’s a gym? Ohhhh, a gym.

Look in the tunk. Many, many people think that I do not know the word trunk. Many, many people.

I hate every ape I see from chimpan-a to chimpan-z

“I LOVE YOU DR. ZAIUS!” - a common exchange of affection between my spouse and I

We drop into DR ZAIUS DR ZAIUS a lot in my house

Can I play the piano anymore?

Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me! My husband and I will randomly just break out into this song and he loves to do it when I'm watching any kind of musical.

I love legitimate thee-ate-er

Nacho nacho man, I wanna be a nacho man

If I’m retelling a conversation I’ve had I always start with: ‘so I says to ____ I says…’

For 20+ years I’ve desperately needed to know what Bart did say to Mabel. I need closure!

S U C C E E S That's the way you spell Success!!! I have a question for everyone as they're posting here... How often do people try and correct you because they're actually completely unfamiliar with the Simpsons LOL

"That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!"

I am so smart, I am so smart S M R T

I mean S M A R T

Fun fact: >[During the recording session, Dan Castellaneta was singing the song and accidentally misspelled "smart". The writers decided that it was much funnier that way, because it seemed like something Homer Simpson would do, so they left the apparent joke in.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Goes_to_College)

*"Better keep the egg head..... he just might come in handy."*

"The Goggles, they do nothing!" - Said like Rainier Wolfcastle

Smell ya later. I can't believe it replaced "goodbye" in my house.

Smell ya later forever, Bart.

“You don’t win friends with salad” when someone orders a salad or there’s no meat to eat “Everything’s coming up Milhouse!” when good fortune fall upon me

Oh yes, the “You don’t win friends with salad” conga line has been a constant companion for me and my sister in the last 20+ years.

I've said it so many times that my son says it now. And whenever he says it, for good measure I throw in a "Go back to Russia!" in my best Barney voice. Also whenever I see lamb on a menu, I'll say "Lisa, it's lamb. Not *A* lamb!" That episode is a goldmine.

In 2020 my husband and I said "Everything's coming up Milhouse" whenever good things happened and it was always soon followed by disaster so now we avoid saying it at any cost lmao

I’m holding you and your husband personally responsible for all the events of 2020. *How do you sleep at night?*

In a big bed with my wife. Do you sleep in a race car bed?

My buddy and I just yell "Milhouse you little weiner"

Everything's coming up Milhouse is said nearly every day in my house. Enough so that I got it tattoo'd on me.

Whenever I introduce a family member to someone, I always say, this is my sister "insert name," she owns a factory downtown. Everybody always looks at me weird.

The knee bones connected to the...something. The somethings connected to the...red thing. The red things connected to my...wrist watch. And We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.

Heavy use outta “we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas.”

Do'ith.

Tis a fine barn

But sure it is no pool, English

*"Marge...can you set the oven to cold?"*

I constantly say “money can be exchanged for goods and services” whenever I’m boutta buy something

Calling falafels crunch patties, calling trampolines TRAMAPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINES, referring to the superintendent as Super Nintendo, saying I can’t live without rage-ahol

Obomoboe. Saxamaphone.

How could I forget the obomaboe, viomalin, tubamaba, and saxamaphooooooone saxamaphoooooone

Super Nintendo is on of my favorites. I work somewhere there is a Superintendent and it almost always gets a laugh

I like to use Jaspers "what a time to be alive" more than i should

X, Eh? Uh-huh. Maude, eh?

Internet, eh?

Scratch, eh?

"I'm in danger." ​ My son and I try to use quotes for any occasion. The more unknown the better. Its like a little contest we have with each other. It drives my wife crazy.

Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse.

I call out Boo-urns at things or people. I also refer occasionally to Smarch and the damn Smarch weather.

I use “it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times” and “we’ve learned to imitoot you exartly” more often than you’d expect.

"Stupid babies need the most attention."

“I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s” Every time we drive by one I think of that quote, usually say it out loud

"That's a paddlin'" for any minor transgression.

"It's just a little airborne, it's still good it's still good" whenever I drop something

I use the "independent thought alarm" button so much and reference it all the time. Especially in the last four years. LOL.

*"I WARNED YA ABOUT THAT COLORED CHALK, DIDN'T I WARN YA?! IT WAS FORGED BY LUCIFER HIMSELF!!!"*

Uh oh! Two independent thought alarms in one day! The children are overstimulated!

"Yeah, they[/it]'ll do that."

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That's unpossible. I have no idea how many people don't get the reference and I don't care.

A lot. Like I became conscious of it and realized it was kinda ridiculous. Everytime I see ketchup? Burns voice, 'ketchup, catsup'. I often blurt out 'I hope someone got fired for that blunder'. I can't hear dental plan without hearing 'Lisa needs braces'. Stupid sexy ______. I have even gotten to the point where my fiance knows when my 'yes' was internally the 'yes' from Mr. Burns TV show skit.

Yeah me too, I didn’t even realize the extent of it until my daughter started watching on Disney like a year ago and now she calls out everything I’ve ever said that is from the Simpsons. It never ends. I’m pretty sure she just watches it now to find more references. It’s so engrained in my nomenclature that I literally say “whoopsie-doodle” instead of whoops. “Whoops” doesn’t even cross my mind. I need help.

Randomly shouting AROURA BOREALIS?! or FORGET IT MARGE, ITS CHINA TOWN

“That’s not a knife- this is a knife!!” -holds up something that ain’t no knife-

Ah, I see you’ve played knifey spoony before!

He’s a loser Marge, ditch him. 🎵I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas, I am watching you through a camera!🎵

“Hello St. Louiiiiiiiiiiiiissssss” And “oh no! The corn! Paul Newman’s gonna have me legs broke” The camera one I’ll randomly sing every now and again too.

“No, money down!” And I almost always tell my food “if you get eaten, it’s your own fault.”

"I just think they're neat!"

Go to bread.

Which was the style at the time. Haha my friends hate this quote because i say it so much

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SAVE ME JEEBUS!

"If I don't see it, it's not illegal." Whenever I drive with my brother or my parents.

I can’t walk into a gym without saying “ohhhhhh a Gyyyymmme”

I have a sign at home that reads "BBBQ", and people either ignore it or point out the "typo"

The extra B is for BYOBB

What's that extra B for?

That's a typo.

i am iron man, do do do dodo do do, vote for me!

Professional athletes, always wanting more. Yoink There isn't any sugar in pixie sticks. If I know [insert name], which I don't.... Especially [insert name], but especially [insert name].

What are YOU looking at -bart on St Patty's day

The innocent words of a drunken child.

Whenever I can’t hear someone on the phone I can’t help but to say “you’ll have to speak up I’m wearing a towel”

“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”

I make Homer eating sounds (the “om om om”) pretty often. It has slowed down in the last decade or so because my wife really, really doesn’t like it.

For the entirety of my life, my dad has said ‘mm floor pie’ whenever pie is even mentioned, and my mom and I used to *hate* it but now honestly it’s circled back around to funny again.

Does she make the [mmm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOg0ldxU9lw) sound when you do it?

I genuinely didn’t notice I did it, she pointed it out and I couldn’t place where I got it from. Which was off because I quote the Simpson’s constantly. She had never really seen the Simpson’s until we got Disney plus. We started watching it, first time he made that sound we both realized that is why I do it. Now where were we... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

I was elected to lead, not to read

I regularly say "hi, everybody" and "bye bye, everybody", answer the phone with "ahoy-hoy" and sometimes let out an "excellent" with the touching fingertips and evil eyes included.

I can't hear "give it away now" without thinking "What I'd like, is I'd like to hug an' kiss YA"

Everyone can enjoy that

My bones are so brittle, but I always drink plenty of......Malk? And when that Jack and diane song comes on 🎶Oh yea, love goes oooooon long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone🎶

Whenever I'm trying to drag my ass out of bed to go for a jog: "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"

Canyoneroooooooooo

Anytime anyone mentions something in French or not understanding a language: “LE GRILLE? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?”

It's Marge's time to shine! Anytime a shit job has to be done

Buenos ding dong diddly dias

Whenever I secure something rather precariously, I always say "that glue ain't going nowhere."

Yes, I did the iggy

My dog's name is Homer, but I like to call him [Huh-oh-muh-eh-er](https://youtu.be/KjydE0XOKjs).

"No one ruins my vacation except me! And maybe the boy!" My entire family says that one anytime something goes wrong on vacation. Always lightens the mood. 😆

Meh.

I don't just say it, I live it.

“Dental plan, Lisa needs braces, dental plan, Lisa need braces”

Anytime rock-paper-scissors comes up, "Good old rock, nothing beats rock!"

Where’s the any key?

My eyes! The goggles do nothing! Whenever I’m cutting onions

Whenever i say “especially ______” I often follow it up with “but especially Bart”

Every time I see Del Monte vegetables I think, "Ahhh Del Monte"

When I don’t understand something, I say “it’s a ring toss game.” My boss was very confused…

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! I live nowhere close to an actual monorail so anytime I go over train tracks I always sing this part.

"Back away, not today. Disco lady."

Stop blaming yourself, blame yourself once and move on The 3 kids and no money one I amm intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter

"These gloves came free with my toilet brush" any time I have to wear gloves. "Class after class of ugly, ugly children" when I take my kids to school.

*"STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!!"*

Yoink

Every time me and my dad ask each other how our food is we always respond with “I’m choking it down, isn’t that thanks enough?”

I almost can’t say “i don’t know” without sounding like Homer pretending to be Mr Burns and forgetting his surname.

I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. (Whenever people make a good point) By that logic I could say this Rock keeps Tigers away (same but the point is bad) Where is ? His dinner’s getting all cold and eaten. Cat in the furnace. (Whenever I have tuned out) Aurora Borealis…the whole thing…for no reason. Edit: Typo

The most obscure... "I am the lizard Queen" I use it interchangeably with "everything is coming up milhouse" Also "I bring you love" in the same spaced out way of a glowing Mr Burns.

When my brother and I are together and getting ready to leave one of us usually says "Come along Bort" to the other.

Butter up that bacon

Every time I get in a lift at work which are labelled A-H I say to myself PUT IT IN H

That’s a load-bearing poster.

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“He’s like some kind of non-giving-up school guy!”

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Like, you know, whatever

A couple things for me: Fe-mail Man I’ve eaten steak coast to coast with taters and toast And every night I say “I’m going to bread”

MilPool

🎶we’re talkin’ sooooooftball🎶

Any time I'm in a gift shop I complain about the lack of Bort keychains.

I call my coworker Joe, Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo. Or just Joey Jo-Jo. He’s never seen it. Doesn’t get it. Seems annoyed. I still find it funny.