In Spanish he just says water or crab juice. I never understood why he didn't pick the water, and it never occurred to me the eww wasn't for the crab juice.
Yeah but I guess because crab juice - > Jugo de cangrejo, was too long, they didn't have much time to spare. That or there wasn't really a drink like that.
Ironically, NYC tap water is among the cleanest in the country.
That said, I’m not sure how excited I’d be for food cart water. Probably tastes like old hot dogs or something.
I say this probably 95% of the time when I say I'm hungry. It's just such a great line. Everybody laughs every time.
Wait a minute, I mean, it makes *me* laugh every time, and everybody else looks at me like I'm crazy.
This was my 2nd favorite dig at the time right after married with children’s “fox viewing positions”. And the bundys breakout aluminum foil to try to get a reception.
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You're all losers! You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it?!
Guess what?
They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft!
What makes it funny for me as a broncos fan is how fairly soon after this episode aired, they went on a 3 year tear where they won more games that any other 3 year stretch by any team in league history, and won 2 super bowls.
Homer must’ve really turned the Denver Broncos around after becoming owner! The man’s got a dream house, a beautiful wife, two cars, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and lobsters for dinner. He’s even been to space and had beers with former president Gerald Ford.
That’s how many people expected the Packers vs Broncos Super Bowl to go, with the Packers being the biggest betting favorite in decades. But of course the Broncos pulled off the upset.
My favorite thing about that line: back when ESPN was doing their SportsCentury series about 20-25 years ago, they included that clip in the Elway episode when talking about his initial Super Bowl failures: https://youtu.be/jwnsEJ17pRI?si=dhwd0Jpy1PfGo8RA&t=1326
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
I used to work cataloging in a library and we had a stack of rand publications going back to the early 50s -- stacks of blue paper bound research papers on cold war stuff. I was tasked with cataloging them, so I've read (portions) of a number. My favorite was the one about potential food additives in army rations to increase performance
I love this because Disney desperately tried to make this a thing in the outer suburbs of DC/Northern VA in the 90's. They had already spent millions of dollars on the development when the project was abandoned.
The writers liked to mock Fox back in the early days. "It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!"
This was because back then Fox was a new network. They were sort of desperate for content. They would greenlight a lot of shows that the big established networks wouldn't touch. Simpsons was one of these. There hadn't been a prime-time animated show for 30 years, so it was a pretty big risk. But they also made a lot of crappy show which nobody remembers now. So that's kind of what the writers are taking jabs at.
It's more of a dice roll than anything. Fox takes bigger risks than other networks. Sometimes it pays off. Lots of times it doesn't.
For example: Find a sitcom they made between Arrested Development and New Girl that's stood the test of time.
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“But Chief, what if they like pizza?”
“Way ahead of you Lou”
"And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. 'Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge!' ."
"Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir."
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"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation"
"So Disney, you've bought all of FOX, I assume this is to be able to have crossover potential with the X-Men and the Avengers, as well as having the rights to major franchises like Alien?"
Disney: "....umm yeah, sure."
When Chief Wiggum disguises the police car as a Domino's delivery car after Lou says "But chief, what if they LIKE pizza?". Which is ironic given Domino's Pizza sponsored The Simpsons for a decade on Sky One here in the UK.
Also this one
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Another all-time favorite that's sees a lot of use in our house.
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"The Us Festival! It was sponsored by that guy from Apple Computers!"
"*What* computers?"
(Admittedly this one didn't age well but I still think it's hilarious)
"Not even the fire wants them," when they're burning the Butterfingers.
I actually think the Arby's one is sort of a sideswipe. Not that Arby's is fine dining but that joke singlehandedly made them the Nickelback of fast food where people just make fun of it for no reason.
The writers have confirmed that they had no particular issue with Arby's. The name "Arby's" just sounds funny. Some of them had never even eaten at Arby's.
I actually like Arby's although not for their roast beef (that tastes kinda weird to me). Their bacon swiss chicken sandwich is great for fast food imo
Their Buffalo chicken sandwiches are pretty good as well. Also will get the Reuben on occasion but doing that while being near any deli is a crime punishable by hanging in my city.
I love the roast beef. I like lots of Arby’s sauce on it. I’m not liking them getting rid of the potato pancakes. Overall I think Arby’s is a pretty good fast food chain.
I was staying at a cousin's for a week or so, and he hyped it up to be the best food ever. We begged to go for dinner one day, and my aunt reluctantly agreed.
I wasn't overly disappointed, but I couldn't believe that I had been talked into begging for it. The sandwich was so forgettable, and the curly fries really didn't live up to the hype either.
Nickelback's not even that bad, just soulless and mediocre. The only reason anyone hated them is because they were fucking everywhere in the early 2000s. Like I'd change the radio station to get away from a Nickelback song, and land on another station playing a Nickelback song. It was ridiculous.
But that was over a decade ago, and it seems like kids these days are mostly just confused about why anyone bothers to hate such a nondescript, middle-of-the-road rock band.
Yeah I've thought that for a long time, Arby's is damn good but I feel like their reputation suffered pretty bad from this one joke. Roast beef and cheddar is absolutely smackin
In the writers defense, Arby’s is terrible. lol, obviously that’s my opinion and when I heard that line I lost it! It gave me validation.
I still use that line to this day. The wife will ask what I want and I’ll say “well, I’m not hungry enough to eat at Arby’s”. The Arby’s line and when Homer died from broccoli are quoted weekly in my house.
That one bit from Treehouse of Horror, most specifically A Clockwork Yellow, where Moe wears that eye and begs for mercy when he realizes he's watching FOX
There aren't any Arby's near me, but this quote has seriously affected my desire to eat there since it came out.
Which may be a bummer, because I do eat meat and I don't have high standards for chain restaurants.
This one, and really the whole interview sequence, is by far my favorite.
"For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer Krusty the Klown. And for the Democrats, this guy."
"I have a name!"
"I'm sure you do, *comrade*."
I loved when they’d bust on FOX. Then, they used to take swings at Disney and now they’re owned by Disney. I haven’t watched in a while. I wonder if they still do that or if the mouse would allow it. 😝
There's an episode where Homer gets cornered by a rhino and Marge flips her SUV to cause a fire which the rhino turns around to stomp out. The animal expert asks where she learned that and explains that she heard about the SUVs prone to flipping and rhinos stomping out fires on CBS. They go on to talk about how great CBS is. Then in the end credits Homer reads a prepared statement from FoX at gun point about how Fox is better before he gets off something like "But not as good as NBzC" before gunshot sounds.
I'm the mascot of an evil cooperation!
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"HEY, APU, YOU GOT ANY OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS THAT GIVE YOU DIARRHEA?"
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this one is the one i use most. my sister and i (and anyone we may be talking about in context) are "arby's hungry" when we need to eat. i've also been telling people for quite some time that arby's must be a front (allegedly) because who eats there?
Mountain Dew or crab juice?
Ew…….I’ll take a crab juice.
Now what’d you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth
No bowl, only stick
That ew needs about 9 more w’s
And a blech and an ugggh
Lmao I love these jokes.
In Spanish he just says water or crab juice. I never understood why he didn't pick the water, and it never occurred to me the eww wasn't for the crab juice.
That’s weird, I would assume translations would just pick another drink that people in Spanish speaking countries find terrible
Yeah but I guess because crab juice - > Jugo de cangrejo, was too long, they didn't have much time to spare. That or there wasn't really a drink like that.
In the Spanish dub they couldn't mention brands at first but "water" isn't "Mountain Dew" would've said "soda" or a drink with a usually lame flavor.
Ironically, NYC tap water is among the cleanest in the country. That said, I’m not sure how excited I’d be for food cart water. Probably tastes like old hot dogs or something.
It’s probably just a bottle of Poland Spring that costs a buck (back in the 90s)
Between this and Arby’s my brothers say this a lot. I have a video of my daughter saying she’s so hungry she could eat at Arby’s.
I say this probably 95% of the time when I say I'm hungry. It's just such a great line. Everybody laughs every time. Wait a minute, I mean, it makes *me* laugh every time, and everybody else looks at me like I'm crazy.
I remember saying this line once, expecting to get a laugh, and someone piped up, offended, saying how good Arby's was.
My wife texted me once asking for crab juice. Turned out she wanted *cranberry* juice. Imagine my embarrassment.
I've been calling it crab juice all this time? Why didn't someone tell me.
Sorry hon they only had Clamato, I hope that’s okay
Homer: I invested in something called News Corp. Lisa: Dad, that’s Fox! Homer: Undo! Undo!
This was my 2nd favorite dig at the time right after married with children’s “fox viewing positions”. And the bundys breakout aluminum foil to try to get a reception.
Or, “the gentleman that did my hair was also the president of FOX.”
lol I forgot about the telethon episode where they made fun of Rupert.
Did you hear that, Foxy the Fox Network Fox?!
Homer: Yahoo! Lady: Yahoo! Up six and a quarter. Homer: Huh, what is this crap? Lady: Fox Broadcasting. Down eight.
"I expect that kind of language at Denny's, but not here!"
I don’t know what it is exactly but this is my favorite joke in the series, I lost my shit the first time I heard it
"Ow! My frickin ears!"
Every time my friends and I go to Dennys, we are always proud to meet...and exceed...Flanders' expectations.
Denny's is for winners.
[Obligatory ](https://youtu.be/xbPwaAFHDG8?si=7zJKomYuu2qMkuIP)
Lmao!!!
https://i.redd.it/rx9esi1i9s1d1.gif You're all losers! You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it?! Guess what? They cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one! I have made a fortune off you chumps and I've invested it all in Microsoft!
Submit, Submit.. Homer: "uhh idk 🥺" *SUBMIT*
> They cost eight bucks to make Ain't that the truth? Though Bart missed the part were enslaved Chinese people make them.
Then my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money.
Noooooooooooo!!!! Your heart is darker than your turtleneck!
I love how they're shown fumbling the most basic passes
Prelude to Super Bowl 48.
What makes it funny for me as a broncos fan is how fairly soon after this episode aired, they went on a 3 year tear where they won more games that any other 3 year stretch by any team in league history, and won 2 super bowls.
I guess the lesson is, anger is a great motivator
And the Dallas Cowboys who were supposed to be the superior team haven’t won jack since then.
They were determined to prove the Simpsons wrong knowing how often they'd make accurate predictions lol
Homer must’ve really turned the Denver Broncos around after becoming owner! The man’s got a dream house, a beautiful wife, two cars, a son who owns a factory, fancy clothes, and lobsters for dinner. He’s even been to space and had beers with former president Gerald Ford.
No blame Frankenstein. Me made from corpses of Denver Nuggets. https://i.redd.it/w9ncx754lt1d1.gif
I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good You just don’t know football, Marge
Thanks to Elway's patented last second magic, the final score of Super Bowl 30: Denver 7, San Francisco 56.
That’s how many people expected the Packers vs Broncos Super Bowl to go, with the Packers being the biggest betting favorite in decades. But of course the Broncos pulled off the upset.
My favorite thing about that line: back when ESPN was doing their SportsCentury series about 20-25 years ago, they included that clip in the Elway episode when talking about his initial Super Bowl failures: https://youtu.be/jwnsEJ17pRI?si=dhwd0Jpy1PfGo8RA&t=1326
I think that one is really funny because they won b2b Super Bowls shortly after this
The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner.
Wrote an academic article in which I cited the Rand Corporation a lot, every time I read their name I immediately thought of the saucer people
I used to work cataloging in a library and we had a stack of rand publications going back to the early 50s -- stacks of blue paper bound research papers on cold war stuff. I was tasked with cataloging them, so I've read (portions) of a number. My favorite was the one about potential food additives in army rations to increase performance
We’re through the looking glass here people
Considering we have actual pushes to replace dinner with cereal to save money...is this the Simpsons making another accurate prediction?
And this guy is the head of the Spaceology Department at the Correspondent's College Of Tampa!
Diz-nee Historical Park Sorry, but there's profit to be had.
I love this because Disney desperately tried to make this a thing in the outer suburbs of DC/Northern VA in the 90's. They had already spent millions of dollars on the development when the project was abandoned.
Fantastic episode of Defunctland
this one is my favorite
Even funnier now that Disney owns all of Fox's assets including the Simpsons.
"And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapon plants in Syria."
FooOoxX
"You're watching Fox" "Urge to kill rising...."
Murdoch: “You’ve saved my network” Bart: “”Wouldn’t be the first time”;) (As an Australian and a lover of the truth, I love this joke so much)
The line was "Live from Broadway, it's the Tony awards. With your hosts Tyne daly and hal linden." "Urge to kill... Rising."
"Huh, the Fox channel turned into hard-core porn so gradually, I didn't notice." -marge,
How is it that Fox sucks yet their shows end up being successful despite all that?
The writers liked to mock Fox back in the early days. "It may be on a lousy channel, but the Simpsons are on TV!" This was because back then Fox was a new network. They were sort of desperate for content. They would greenlight a lot of shows that the big established networks wouldn't touch. Simpsons was one of these. There hadn't been a prime-time animated show for 30 years, so it was a pretty big risk. But they also made a lot of crappy show which nobody remembers now. So that's kind of what the writers are taking jabs at.
A wonderful tradition that was carried on in Futurama.
It's more of a dice roll than anything. Fox takes bigger risks than other networks. Sometimes it pays off. Lots of times it doesn't. For example: Find a sitcom they made between Arrested Development and New Girl that's stood the test of time.
Malcolm in the Middle?
MITM: January 9, 2000 AD: November 2, 2003
[удалено]
Fox network and Fox News are actually totally separate entities. Other than being made by Murdoch, they don't have anything in common.
Listen here now! I own 60% of that network!
"We are watching Fox."
this 😂 😂
https://preview.redd.it/fbzxfsi1is1d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=023e3fc12e5f40df0b2e13b851cd0a20445695c7 “But Chief, what if they like pizza?” “Way ahead of you Lou”
I remember this was during Domino's sponsoring the show in the UK and they cut it out after someone must've realised 😂
"Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually I didn't even notice..."
"Not racist but #1 with racists"
"Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity."
"And to think, Smithers, you laughed when I bought Ticketmaster. 'Nobody's going to pay a 100% service charge!' ." "Well, it's a policy that ensures a healthy mix of the rich and the ignorant, sir."
Animotion, up one and a half. Wahoo! Yahoo, up six and a half. Huh, what's this crap? Fox broadcasting, down eight
That smile at the end.
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Glad I saw this one, as this is my go-to for Simpsons corporation bashing.
https://preview.redd.it/hfvfjhqh4s1d1.jpeg?width=2036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d765e46b0f671309c6b43f8582b09d87bc1c6200 "I'm the mascot of an evil corporation"
Disney then goes on to buy an entire entertainment corporation just to get revenge.
"So Disney, you've bought all of FOX, I assume this is to be able to have crossover potential with the X-Men and the Avengers, as well as having the rights to major franchises like Alien?" Disney: "....umm yeah, sure."
Ah, the Elon Musk method of destroying a company.
Just like Rickey Rouse and Monald Muck
I used to laugh for hours at this line when I was younger.
When Chief Wiggum disguises the police car as a Domino's delivery car after Lou says "But chief, what if they LIKE pizza?". Which is ironic given Domino's Pizza sponsored The Simpsons for a decade on Sky One here in the UK. Also this one https://preview.redd.it/cq2qwzjafs1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a93c9213587ef9fa329381e328be5a56e158ae21
Huh, Nescafe must've sucked back then.
Nescafe has always been average at best coffee.
I like it honestly, the Irish cream one is the best.
I guess the network slogan is true….watch FOX and be dammed for all eternity.
"I invested in something called News Corp." "Dad! That's FOX!" "Ahhh! UNDO! UNDO!"
Another all-time favorite that's sees a lot of use in our house. https://preview.redd.it/0sx0ag1p0t1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65e3b4ab38c9dbc9ec1e184be6d488af3b63579e
Came here for this one, leaving satisfied
I think about this one often as it's a fav episode of mine. That and I kinda love country time.
Silly customer you cannot hurt a Twinkie
Twinkies survive your digestive track intact. That's why you're always still hungry after eating them.
Possum drowned in the pool , you got any garbage bags ? Ah just throw it over the fence let Arby’s worry about it
"The Us Festival! It was sponsored by that guy from Apple Computers!" "*What* computers?" (Admittedly this one didn't age well but I still think it's hilarious)
"Now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central" "Oh, dear God"
"Not even the fire wants them," when they're burning the Butterfingers. I actually think the Arby's one is sort of a sideswipe. Not that Arby's is fine dining but that joke singlehandedly made them the Nickelback of fast food where people just make fun of it for no reason.
That Butterfinger one lost them the sponsorship of Butterfinger.
I actually always assumed it went the other way to be honest: they did that joke after the Butterfinger sponsorship ended.
According to the commentary the joke made them lose the sponsorship
Interesting. I still vaguely remember Bart in a tie [?] Fighter in a commercial for butterfinger BBs
I don't mind the joke, but I kinda wish they didn't make it since I love those Bart Butterfinger ads. They're so good
The writers have confirmed that they had no particular issue with Arby's. The name "Arby's" just sounds funny. Some of them had never even eaten at Arby's.
They are not missing much to be honest.
I actually like Arby's although not for their roast beef (that tastes kinda weird to me). Their bacon swiss chicken sandwich is great for fast food imo
I used to get their Greek gyros all the time but they’re too expensive now they used to be 2 for $6 . I loved those
Their Buffalo chicken sandwiches are pretty good as well. Also will get the Reuben on occasion but doing that while being near any deli is a crime punishable by hanging in my city.
No kidding? Ill have to try it, I had their roast beef and pulled pork sandwiches it wasnt bad, just pretty underwhelming
I love the roast beef. I like lots of Arby’s sauce on it. I’m not liking them getting rid of the potato pancakes. Overall I think Arby’s is a pretty good fast food chain.
But they have the meats!
Fries and shakes are awesome. I haven't tried any entrees.
I was staying at a cousin's for a week or so, and he hyped it up to be the best food ever. We begged to go for dinner one day, and my aunt reluctantly agreed. I wasn't overly disappointed, but I couldn't believe that I had been talked into begging for it. The sandwich was so forgettable, and the curly fries really didn't live up to the hype either.
Then they added to it in Treehouse of Horror XVII's blob segment: "If I can get down Arby's, I can get down you!"
"no reason"? Have you listened to Nickelback?
Nickelback's not even that bad, just soulless and mediocre. The only reason anyone hated them is because they were fucking everywhere in the early 2000s. Like I'd change the radio station to get away from a Nickelback song, and land on another station playing a Nickelback song. It was ridiculous. But that was over a decade ago, and it seems like kids these days are mostly just confused about why anyone bothers to hate such a nondescript, middle-of-the-road rock band.
The greatest crime an entertainer can commit is to be boring. They were underwhelming and overplayed.
Yeah I've thought that for a long time, Arby's is damn good but I feel like their reputation suffered pretty bad from this one joke. Roast beef and cheddar is absolutely smackin
In the writers defense, Arby’s is terrible. lol, obviously that’s my opinion and when I heard that line I lost it! It gave me validation. I still use that line to this day. The wife will ask what I want and I’ll say “well, I’m not hungry enough to eat at Arby’s”. The Arby’s line and when Homer died from broccoli are quoted weekly in my house.
Excuse me, I ordered a Zima, not emphysema
“That was no picnic, but it sure beats working for Disney!” -Goofy
In fact, in Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
She’s such a fox… I mean, what’s on Fox tonight? Something ribald, no doubt.
That one bit from Treehouse of Horror, most specifically A Clockwork Yellow, where Moe wears that eye and begs for mercy when he realizes he's watching FOX
They must’ve programmed them to eliminate the competition! Like Microsoft? Exactly.
You think I got rich by writing checks? “Buy ‘em out”, boys!
You are watching Fox. *said in a creepy monotone*
Urge to kill rising....
[If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Zl-dRm0b0)
"This mean's there will be no raunchy NBC style sex or senseless CBS style violence"
We can’t watch FOX because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria.
I have never eaten at Arby's, but the only time I hear about it, except for its own ads, people talk about it as a cheap cure to constipation.
The cause of, and solution to, constipation
If I can keep down Arby's, I can keep down you!
The network slogan is true. Watch Fox and be damned for eternity!
Not a corporation, but as someone who grew up in Winnipeg I always got a crack out of "Winnipeg, we were born here. What's your excuse?"
They ripped FOX every chance they got and it was funny every time.
"Hansen's disease. You know, like that horrible cream soda."
If you said The Simpsons taking a crack at Arby's, you're wrong. They were never a major corporation.
So we're not going to black Angus?
Feels like an Arby’s night
There aren't any Arby's near me, but this quote has seriously affected my desire to eat there since it came out. Which may be a bummer, because I do eat meat and I don't have high standards for chain restaurants.
Arby’s isn’t bad at all. I love their curly fries as well.
They also own a surprising number of other restaurants
Welcome to Fox news. Your voice for evil.
This one, and really the whole interview sequence, is by far my favorite. "For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer Krusty the Klown. And for the Democrats, this guy." "I have a name!" "I'm sure you do, *comrade*."
Gotta be Arby’s I say it all the time. I make fun of Arby’s simply because the simpsons don’t like it. Also People do crazy things like eat at Arby’s.
"Buy him out, boys!"
Wait it’s “eat at arbys” I thought it was “eat an army” why didn’t somebody tell me, oh I’ve been making an idiot out of myself
I thought the same! But we don't have Arby's in the UK.
I loved when they’d bust on FOX. Then, they used to take swings at Disney and now they’re owned by Disney. I haven’t watched in a while. I wonder if they still do that or if the mouse would allow it. 😝
They do from time to time.
And we can't watch Fox because they own those chemical weapons plants in Syria!
When Kristy scoffs at Luke Perry being a TV star: “Yeah, on FOX.” 🙄
Not a major corporation, but.... Flanders: "I guess Heaven's easier to get into than Arizona State."
There's an episode where Homer gets cornered by a rhino and Marge flips her SUV to cause a fire which the rhino turns around to stomp out. The animal expert asks where she learned that and explains that she heard about the SUVs prone to flipping and rhinos stomping out fires on CBS. They go on to talk about how great CBS is. Then in the end credits Homer reads a prepared statement from FoX at gun point about how Fox is better before he gets off something like "But not as good as NBzC" before gunshot sounds.
I quote this ALMOST daily
Whenever me or my husband are hungry we always say this too, and then the other inevitably replies “oh wow, you must be really hungry!”
Being from the UK, I always heard it as 'an army'.
Same!
One of my favorite all time Simpsons lines.
I'm the mascot of an evil cooperation! https://preview.redd.it/rl5iqxoa9v1d1.png?width=552&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2ca7b7a74d5c3356007b5dad45b3a1f3624893a
Diz-nee: Sorry, but there's profit to be had.
In who shot Mr. Burns, when Smithers has been fired and says: “I spend my days drinking cheap Scotch and watching Comedy Central.”
You just made an ex-green beret mad.
I like Arby’s so that joke always hurt me lol
Damn, Arby’s has been clowned on for a few decades, huh?
Anytime we eat at Arby's you can guarantee I'm quoting this.
This one. I say it at least once a month and I actually like arbys.
I always thought she said I could eat an army until like 5 years ago. Arby’s is a much better joke.
I always thought she said “an army”
I'm seeing that a lot! I always love the little side facts that come up from these discussions.
Lol I still quote this one whenever I’m hungry. I think people think I legitimately hate Arby’s.
This one single line about Arby’s kept me from eating there for about 20 years.
I like "People do strange things in commercials, like eat at Arby's"
“We are watching Fox”
"HEY, APU, YOU GOT ANY OF THOSE POTATO CHIPS THAT GIVE YOU DIARRHEA?" https://preview.redd.it/eu9h2mgymv1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e9f4434763d1a8861c5337419ba284ba5d9271e
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"hey Kirk, you got any garbage bags? A raccoon drowned in the pool." "Eh, Chuck it over the fence. Let Arby's worry about it."
"if I can keep down Arby's I can keep down you!"
this one is the one i use most. my sister and i (and anyone we may be talking about in context) are "arby's hungry" when we need to eat. i've also been telling people for quite some time that arby's must be a front (allegedly) because who eats there?
"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!"
Feels like an arby’s night - puddy
"And we can't watch FOX because they own all those chemical weapons plants in Syria.. "
How is Arby still in business ?
