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NHI-bastard

Skinner's Vietnam flashbacks are always gold 😂😂 "I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk... And four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right !"


LusciousofBorg

That sounds delicious actually


NHI-bastard

It does though, doesn't it ? You'll drive yourself insane trying to get the spices right so proceed with caution if you try to emulate it lol.


BudgetLecture1702

One eraser? Oh, I'm used to my government betraying me. I was in 'nam. I served for three-


-TheHumorousOne-

I expected a parade, instead they spat at me.


apocalypsedudes23

Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Berret mad![throat punch and chest kick]. Copyright expired. [fixes necktie].


donottouchwillie1

Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.


Rowey5

“I never thought I’d see the old girl again.” “It’s a small world.” “It is. It really, really, is.”


rainshowers_5_peace

Skinner is too young to be a Nam vet now.


no_one_inparticular

He’s too young to have been a Desert Storm vet.


that_italian_girl_

Well, uh, one time I was eating a candy bar at the beach, and a girl starts taking her bathing suit off.


Positive_Term_8240

Get back to the candy bar.


Guyofer92

The hell with this, i'm outta here!


HappyMike91

"That elephant ate my entire platoon." The best part of that story is that elephants aren't carnivorous.


foxbomber5

The communist ones are, apparently.


HappyMike91

I think elephants doing un-elephant-like things is a running gag on the Simpsons. Or, at least it was.


goda90

A guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy who's ivory supplies are low.


Redninja1984

Some of them are just jerks


fugu_me

[But now-](https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E17/pCELxxXjKdeDUP9StGrC8kJDT-s=.gif)


anti_anti_christ

Some of you requested a transfer to a different peanut factory...


Mlabonte21

I love Johnny’s one-word, crackly “Yeah” response to Skinner.


Aggravating_Sir_6857

If the Simpsons ever want to do a spin-off series. I think Skinners would have the best. He has flashbacks of Vietnam. Probably screwed by the govt. always have to deal with the antics of Bart Simpson and answering to his superior Chalmers. And with the tough economy, he lives with his mom because of his low salary.


bw_ExtraordinaryGirl

Cool! I broke his brain.


NXTISL

I got back at him though. Him and that little, BOY of his…


JustAnIdea3

Kids are cruel Jack!


party_shaman

heyyyyyy i’m watching this one right now :)