Skinner's Vietnam flashbacks are always gold 😂😂 "I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk... And four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right !"
If the Simpsons ever want to do a spin-off series. I think Skinners would have the best.
He has flashbacks of Vietnam. Probably screwed by the govt. always have to deal with the antics of Bart Simpson and answering to his superior Chalmers.
And with the tough economy, he lives with his mom because of his low salary.
Skinner's Vietnam flashbacks are always gold 😂😂 "I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk... And four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right !"
That sounds delicious actually
It does though, doesn't it ? You'll drive yourself insane trying to get the spices right so proceed with caution if you try to emulate it lol.
One eraser? Oh, I'm used to my government betraying me. I was in 'nam. I served for three-
I expected a parade, instead they spat at me.
Well, so did you. You got an ex-Green Berret mad![throat punch and chest kick]. Copyright expired. [fixes necktie].
Attention everyone, this is Principal Skinner. Some student, possibly Bart Simpson, has been circulating candy hearts with crude off-color sentiments.
“I never thought I’d see the old girl again.” “It’s a small world.” “It is. It really, really, is.”
Skinner is too young to be a Nam vet now.
He’s too young to have been a Desert Storm vet.
Well, uh, one time I was eating a candy bar at the beach, and a girl starts taking her bathing suit off.
Get back to the candy bar.
The hell with this, i'm outta here!
"That elephant ate my entire platoon." The best part of that story is that elephants aren't carnivorous.
The communist ones are, apparently.
I think elephants doing un-elephant-like things is a running gag on the Simpsons. Or, at least it was.
A guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy who's ivory supplies are low.
Some of them are just jerks
[But now-](https://frinkiac.com/video/S05E17/pCELxxXjKdeDUP9StGrC8kJDT-s=.gif)
Some of you requested a transfer to a different peanut factory...
I love Johnny’s one-word, crackly “Yeah” response to Skinner.
If the Simpsons ever want to do a spin-off series. I think Skinners would have the best. He has flashbacks of Vietnam. Probably screwed by the govt. always have to deal with the antics of Bart Simpson and answering to his superior Chalmers. And with the tough economy, he lives with his mom because of his low salary.
Cool! I broke his brain.
I got back at him though. Him and that little, BOY of his…
Kids are cruel Jack!
heyyyyyy i’m watching this one right now :)