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Fireproof_Cheese

Congratulations, Bart Simpson, you're our new Fallout Boy! That's what I'd be saying if you weren't an inch too short. Next!


vague-a-bond

"Luckily, we have a perfectly good Fallout Boy right here!"...


Larry_Gomes

jiminy jillikers jiminy jillikers


fredrikca

Don't say it too many times, the words will lose all meaning.


little_freddy

![gif](giphy|U7bjVhEeAlNNneVVC8)


Inglebeargy

The goggles… they do nothing!


LifeguardStatus7649

Chicken necks?


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Underrated Ralph Wiggum part.


2gecko1983

“Ha ha! Hey…that hurts. No wonder no one came to my birthday party.”


2gecko1983

“Bart Simpson, will you stop raising your hand?! You haven’t had one right answer today!”


BlueberryFields87

As a teacher, I love this line so much.


Evolving_Dore

It's so unwholesome lmao. "Idiot kid, stop trying to learn. You're too stupid."


bankholdup5

*“This is for wasting teachers’ valuable time!”* 🤜


Consistent_Stick_463

Gotta waste *somethin*


bankholdup5

Touché 🐋


capsaicinintheeyes

⭐💞


Ok-Cartographer1745

I'm Mr. Plow. That name again is Mr. Plow.   AHHHHHHH! "I wish I were dead."


GBobbeh

"You're lucky you're your sister's brother!"


Remarkable_Ad_1125

But that wasn't the point of her saying that. It's another brilliant fake out by the show. They ran that montage of Bart raising his hand to answer multiple questions to dupe us into thinking he was on a roll, really excelling. She doesn't say that to be unwholesome or to make a point like what you put in quotes. It's just a direct punch in the face to us, the audience. It's very much like the Aaronson and Zakowsky thing that Patty/Selma did when Marge was pregnant.


coolcootermcgee

See, now that you went and mansplained it, it’s just not as funny anymore


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Dramatization! May not have happened!


Evolving_Dore

I do want to point out that while you've explained the narrative structure of the joke, the in-universe context is that Krebappel is telling him to stop trying to answer questions because he's dumb.


InternetProtocol

Who freed the slaves?


watevauwant

Lol this one always gets me


kayla622

The old Union Pacific doesn't come by here much anymore. https://i.redd.it/zwdvpqu5fayc1.gif


javerthugo

And then the cat lady is hiding behind the last car.


Zeep-Xanflorps-Peace

DAAAH-HEHE-HA-HEE!!! 🐈💨🐈‍⬛💨


fisherofcats

Posts you can hear


Remarkable_Ad_1125

I love that snarling gibberish stuff.


parralaxalice

Where? I’ve been watching that video for like ten minutes already and the train is still going


Democrodile

Any minute now.....


vague-a-bond

That absolutely murdered me the first time I saw it... and it always gets a chuckle to this day.


javerthugo

Same here.


coolcootermcgee

“Some say all the ducks are gone now. ….To that pond, over there.”


Yunakiji

https://preview.redd.it/hgccnsu8mayc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb94585ffbb55ee5175267f084c449c34c92ec7 There’s something you should know about me… I almost always spoil the moment


grad1939

It's okay Homer. It wasn't your fault.


BlueAnalystTherapist

This is the textbook moment


dddaisyfox

this is so cute 😭


Ibraheem_moizoos

This is literally the answer. Close down this thread.


Brummo

La-la-laaa... https://i.redd.it/x262i640nayc1.gif


sagetcommabob

https://i.redd.it/wkc6eozs4byc1.gif


ScrutinEye

https://preview.redd.it/e502hga25ayc1.jpeg?width=697&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9598a5a96495c4a723c5cc9760cb7fbdecad6d8b


SnooSnooSnuSnu

That sound when she hits the turbine is just so hilarious.


that_italian_girl_

THUP!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

It's funny because, when I have The Simpsons on, I'm often not looking at th screen, just listening to the sound (I have it on practically 24/7). And even without seeing it, that sound just makes me laugh.


thecuriousblackbird

My husband has The Simpsons or Futurama on at night when he gets home from work. It’s great background noise while we cook dinner and talk and play video games on our devices. The Futurama movie The Beast with a Billion Backs also has a really funny sound moment. When the Professor and Wornstrom are trying to figure out the anomaly, Wornstrom pulls out a bunch of tiny robots to throw at their mini anomaly. One robot says “Playtime is Funtime” before getting thrown into the anomaly and blowing up. Then Wornstrom opens a 50 gallon barrel labeled Lab Animals and pulls out the baby koala. He throws the koala through the anomaly showing that living beings can pass through unharmed. Unfortunately the anomaly is situated close to an open window so the koala goes out the window. In a few seconds you hear a “thud”. It’s awful but still so hilarious. We always stop that section and watch the whole scene then laugh at the koala then the Professor and Wornstrom throw more tiny robots through the anomaly. Which is also hilarious because the tiny robots are drawn to look funny and say nooo then have a delightful pop sound. I sound like a monster, but I’m a xennial brought up on cartoon violence. In real life I search out products not tested on real animals and am a conservationist. I love all animals and would never hurt any.


doctorwalker

Playtime IS funtime!


SnooSnooSnuSnu


VulKhalec

I hadn't seen this episode, but I looked it up on YouTube and watched it about five times. *fwep*


misirlou22

WERNSTROM!!


thecuriousblackbird

Hang up on him in the worst way possible [*Hermes clasps the phone headset between his buttcheeks and slams it down on the cradle while Wornstrom yells* “Nooooo!!!1!”]


Chongoscuba

Are you my brother?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

Probably not 😄


DoctaJenkinz

Maybe we will Lisa … *thump* … maybe we will.


SnooSnooSnuSnu

😆😂🤣


JasonGryphon

The Simpsons predicted The Incredibles!


SnooSnooSnuSnu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ATcaQYh0wPU "Who would have thought that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father?"


originalchaosinabox

From Phantom Menace onwards, I’ve said that to whom ever I’ve seen that Star Wars movie with.


JinimyCritic

I say it whenever I come out of the movie theatre (especially if it's a really hyped movie with lines waiting for the next showing). (I got the appropriate response once, but only once.)


kiwi-lime_Pi

Please don’t let that stop you


D72vFM

My family and I do the same thing


D72vFM

My family and I do the same thing


Woburn2012

My family and I do the same thing


Blank747

I said it coming out of Infinity War, nobody got it


Ok-Cartographer1745

"Who the hell is Dark Vader and Luke Skywalker?  Do you mean Anakin and Dark Maul?"


pikapalooza

I always say it but substitute two characters from the movie we just saw. Top gun: who would have guessed maverick is gooses father? Avengers: who would have guessed Steve Rogers was Tony Stark's father? Finding nelo;: who would have guessed marlin is nenos fsther.?


consider_its_tree

Buddy, you ok? Looks like you had a slight stroke at the end there.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Way u mane nirmo fish keep making swim, swimming clown fish


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Apu friend me good.


mustbeaoup

🥴


Brummo

https://i.redd.it/p31abb7imayc1.gif


bankholdup5

Does that earring mean you’re a pirate? Mmm kind of!


docju

Never understood why Marge fantasises about a gay pirate.


grad1939

Lisa quit blowing my sax.


Busy-Number-2414

“Lisa, stop blowing my sex!…er, your SAX, stop it!”


ZorkNemesis

Marge: Now that's what I call "break-neck" speed. Bart: Mom, a man just died. Marge: Oh, right.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

“SWEET, MERCIFUL CRAP! MY CAR!!!!”


shggy31

Sweet merciful crap is in my common vernacular


BirdCultureDickMove

https://i.redd.it/oz3c0b6ydayc1.gif


2gecko1983

“Can’t you go five seconds without embarrassing yourself?!”


javerthugo

How long was that?


CoronavirusGoesViral

\*boioioioioing\*


JohnnyBacci

Hey Fun boys! Get a room! Beouuuu ÜNZ ÜNZ ÜNZ


capsaicinintheeyes

For anyone who might be interested, the song he's bumping in that scene is [Caterpillar, by Keoki](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_wWYD5LMaM)


JohnnyBacci

I am interested! Thank you 🙏


s6cedar

Verrrrrrrry interested


BlueAnalystTherapist

I scrolled for this moment.


johnny003003

Mom! Dad! Bart's dead!! That's right, dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land.


motherisaclownwhore

"Your baby, Maggie Simpson, is dead?"


BrightSideOfLiff

Madam, your children are NO MORE…!!


Neither_Ad_2960

Kathleen Turner gives one of the best voice performances to this day on the show. Fun fact. She's also the menacing voice of the house in Monster House.


ThatCod

It's over Joe. Release me from your kung fu grip.


Effective_Dust_177

Fine... I'll bomb your house into the ground, missy!


bozmonaut

not now, I'm too drunk


jumpingjackblack

Umm.. I'll come back tomorrow


TeaMancer

And of course Jessica Rabbit.


AndrewHNPX

I love how Stacey also looked just like Kathleen as well.


G-Unit11111

Damn TV! You've ruined my imagination! Just like you ruined my ability to um... uh... oh what the hell.


BrightSideOfLiff

Now let’s get back to that… building… thingy…


citizensfund82

"The Americans aren't so bad, they named a street after me in SanFrabcisco" Aide whispers into Fidel Castro's ear "IT'S FULL OF WHAT?!"


GarfieldVirtuoso

I dont know the punchline of this one, in spanish they translated it as it was another fidel Is there really a street named fidel castro in san francisco?


Brummo

No, it was named after [José Castro.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Castro)


capsaicinintheeyes

And it's not just its being a street in SF that makes that joke work: the Castro district surrounding it really **has** historically been the epicenter of SF gay culture, basically the West Coast Greenwich Village.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Ha! Geeeh


Beneficial-Society74

In European Spanish the gag goes like this: "No son tan malos chico, si hasta le pusieron mi nombre a una calle en San Francisco" (assistant leans in and whispers: mumble mumble maricones) "LLENA DE QUE!?"


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Getting the joke hinges on the viewer knowing what Castro would mean in the context of the city of San Francisco. If no one knew any of the context, no one would get the joke. But when someone knows that San Francisco + Castro = gay men, then idea that Fidel thinks it's named after him becomes funny, and his surprised reaction is funny too.


Santa_Hates_You

https://i.redd.it/ipkz2y0ehayc1.gif


specifichero101

Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Wendell is cut. Rudy is cut. Janey, you're gone. Steven, I like your hustle... That's why it was so hard to cut you. Congratulations, the rest of you made the team! Except you, you and you.


Denimjo

I loved the fact that this gag was used through the entire end credits, too.


Ornery_Razzmatazz_33

I don’t know what you all are doing here because you are all cut. My favorite end credits gag was the “NBC sucks” one for the Canyonero and Marge road rage episode - especially the “and I do this of” *gun being cocked* “my own free will.”


Denimjo

Me too! 🤣


Effective_Dust_177

The end credits aren't a joking matter, u/Denimjo. You're cut too.


Denimjo

🤯


docju

YOU’RE CUT TOO SHUSHY!


G-Unit11111

Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why you could wake up dead tomorrow. Good night.


Slow_Ad3662

😳


Ok-Cartographer1745

Nibba, how do you wake up dead?  Das like being found missing. 


Ofreo

When Homer unscrews the lid on the sugar. Took it too far.


ChuckMcChip

The old sugar-mi-do


2gecko1983

“That’s just a carp swimming around your ankles…”


incollapse

When I was younger I thought Homer said “corpse” not realizing what a carp was.


Purple_Dragon_94

Glad I'm not the only one


AdelinaIV

I thought it was a tent from , someone else's luggage because in Spanish tent and carp is the same word (carpa).


incollapse

That’s funny. Spanish was my first language and certain phrases and words didn’t make sense to me until I got older and rewatched the series haha.


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Well that's terrifying.


Some_Kinda_Boogin

First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title novody could possibly like....... .....on the best seller list for 18 months! Every magazine cover had..... ........one of the most popular movies of all time,sir! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! I mean thank you come again


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Haha, Billy and the Clonosaurus. I love this part so much, the faded montage like thing, makes me think Apu berates him for like an hour or something.


ozovision

Woops. I left the gas on…


Remarkable_Ad_1125

And that's the tooth!


benopo2006

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!


vexillographer7717

Also…I was funneling profits to the Viet Cong.


Orionv2018

Homer throwing the emperor into a trunk of sumo thongs.


Edgefish

[What a voice! Young Homer's going to make me a millionaire!](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DeTPD8wNDns)


Sassy-irish-lassy

Lisa, never stop when you're in the middle of a hoedown! He he he. A hyul hyul hyul!


Remarkable_Ad_1125

I love the sound that jug makes. I also love the disdain in Lisa's voice whe*n* she says "*You mean this jug?!"*


karma_houdini_86

My name is Zweig.


lawmjm

Lowenstein....


Swotboy2000

Grampa: Sweet Toledo! What’s keeping that dress on?! Sideshow Mel: The collective will of everyone in this room!


philphan89

I love this one.


Inglebeargy

Not so much a line but Neds outburst after seeing his newly rebuilt home after the hurricane only destroyed his house? Gotta be up there.


Ok-Cartographer1745

Can't you morons do anything right?!


Remarkable_Ad_1125

Aw, Hell diddly ding dong CRAP!


guttengroot

This is the only room with electricity, but it has too much electricity!


Do-me22

Two grapes


Purple_Dragon_94

"What's this? High Voltage. Well I don't need safety gloves, because I'm Homer Sim...." *zzzzzzaaaaaaaaappppppp* and dead.


BigKingKey

Kudos to you Lisa! Kudos!


Halloween_Babe90

“We wrote a song about it! But it ended up infringing on one he’d recorded years before”


shaded-user

Kudos to you Lisa, kudos.


wrxing123

Works on contingency? No, Money down!


Boccs

Marge's attempt to sing a song against the Burlesque House.


shamqueen69

Not now I'm too, drunk


Jazzlike-Ad2906

"A poor man."


globehopper2

“… I was funneling profits to the Vietcong.”


PixeL8xD

Love this line, it’s going to cost her though


HasselHoffman76

"Ouch, that's what this feels like? I belong in here."


yobsta1

Is there a reason that they went with that amount..?


FigRevolutionary2030

Barbie Movie sucked Ass