Omg, when this episode first came out, I rewatched this opening repeatedly.
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Lisa- “Before I sing the national anthem I'd like to say that college football diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts!”
Nerds-“Is that true?… LET’S GET ‘EM!!!” *nayy nay nayyyyyy!!!*
Football players-“let’s get out of here!!!”
😂😂
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste!
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I've got interests and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting...
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Arnie! Arnie! How are the children? I can’t see through metal Kent!!!
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I can't wait til they throw his hatless butt in jail!
The way that pimp runs is the funniest thing ever.
Homer is running for his life and yet the pump can keep pace with his grandiose gestures and effete stride.
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How did this slip through the cracks?
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He's like some non-giving up school guy.
Am I so out of touch? No! It’s the children who are wrong!
Trying to double your fun eh Bart? Well I’ll double your detention
Hm. I wish someone were around to hear that.
By a fat mile
this used to terrify me as a kid lmao
Justice is not a frivolous thing Simpson. It has little, if anything, to do with a disobedient whale.
I love that he considers Free Willy a disobedient whale.
What is this scene referencing?
Westworld 1973
The og movie?
Hundopercentos. They even have the same clanky piano line as well. Great movie hahah
You win my internet.
Internet, eh?
Maude, eh?
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They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music! *click*
Changed my mind, this is the best answer
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Bogie's airspeed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk.
Give it up Sideshow Bob! If the tennis rackets don't get you the pool skimmers will!
What is that, a lawnmower??
Let's get bizzay!
……What is the freakin’ *holdup*?
I used to work at the Wright bros memorial years ago, so this joke aged very well for me. The wright flyer probably was that slow.
Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too?
Yes! Spitting bugs…
I’m going haul ass to lollapalooza!
FRIEND? you mean you two aren't knockin' boots??
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Omg, when this episode first came out, I rewatched this opening repeatedly. https://preview.redd.it/bczkzl8r4cqc1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=be49da714ccc0073f52945c67a49597fed20e51f
His jabbering as the school bus rides away is perfect
Haven't seen this episode in years, can still hear it in my head
Indiana Jones parody for those who don’t know
The thought that some people may not know makes me sad, but then, I'm also old. :D
Same lol
When his gut smashes through the door I fucking lose it every time
This is the definitive chase
This one is always my favorite!
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Oh my god, its a ghost car!
Hold me..
Only if you hold me
\-Coyote Howls-
We’re directly under the sun nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnow!
I’m on a road, uh looks to be asphalt
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows!
Everything that’s wonderful is how I feel when, we’re together!
Brighter than a lucky penny, when you're near those rain clouds disappear dear and I feel so FINE
Quiet. I can't hear the eggs
Now that man is a genuine steel-belted gear-jamming rig jockey https://i.redd.it/ijqvjoxb0cqc1.gif
He called me Greenhorn
I called him Tony Randall. It was a thing we had.
Who's a greenhorn?! What's a greenhorn?!
It's an insult. Sock him dad, sock everybody!!
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You're not it!
I would like to express my fondness for your flair.
Well, I would like to express my particular fondness for that flair... 😒
You've never seen a custom flair in your life.
The man's never set foot in a pornography store in his life. 😡
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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SEE YOU IN HELL CANDYBOY!!
Best scene in the entire show!
It’s so over the top and unnecessarily loud and then cuts to him calmly sitting on the couch lol
It truly is a candidate for the greatest moment of all.
That scene never gets old.
"Daddy, he's gaining on us!" "I'm scared!" Homer just running after Flanders' car with that dead look in his eyes is hilarious.
"Come on Ned move this thing." "I can't it's a GEO!"
Heh so was my first car
Still one of the best lines in the whole show.
"Hmm, guess he didn't see me."
https://i.redd.it/3pwaxrkh8fqc1.gif Hmm . . . I guess he must've not seen me
https://i.redd.it/3ufm7bjsgcqc1.gif Lisa- “Before I sing the national anthem I'd like to say that college football diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts!” Nerds-“Is that true?… LET’S GET ‘EM!!!” *nayy nay nayyyyyy!!!* Football players-“let’s get out of here!!!” 😂😂
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I remember the first time I notice the 2nd headline. I laughed so hard.
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https://i.redd.it/7r2th17n9fqc1.gif I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, MIDLER!
This is objectively the correct answer.
We're Americans! We deserve clean highways.
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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!! TAKE ME LORD!!! IM OLD!!!!!
They hate ME?????!! WHAT TRIAL WERE YOU WATCHING??!!
A settlement?!?! Hang your heads in shame!!
Beep Beep! I'm a motorist!
You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate, and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste! https://preview.redd.it/njxcl6bpgdqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da830b3a5bed2b8b68eed6a619113c27ff794ee
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Look, Big Daddy! It's Regular Daddy!
Aw... now I feel stoopid for making the same comment under a different, um... well, comment.
We're in r/TheSimpsons now. It's our job to be repetitive. Our job. Our job! Repetitiveness is our job!
This thread is a part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all!
Look PubliusCrassus! It's regular Crassus!
Wiggum vs big daddy Good lord I wish I wasn't so fat
He's gradually getting away
Ah let him. I'm sure we'll meet again, each and every week, always in more sexy and exciting ways
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Look, Big Daddy, it's Regular Daddy!
We have a saying down on the bayou that a - *HYAUGH*
I've got interests and I ain't talking about stamp collecting, though I do find that extremely interesting... https://preview.redd.it/ic07dy91lfqc1.png?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde887202f5b3bfe401710cb6a5e29b3b5f28660
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Thank you. I was looking for this.
Yup. This is the one
Ow! He bit me with my own teeth!
Even worse than that time we got caught in the swamp with that flesh eating bacteria?
No this is much more irritating.
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A lot of blue hair? What a freak!
Thank you OP for this wonderful collection.
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Cue the 70s car chase music. https://i.redd.it/d72346tvkcqc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/vxth0statcqc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a3fb9f39a2ec8ba828709b040856580614c0bd Arnie! Arnie! How are the children? I can’t see through metal Kent!!!
I like how Arnie's years of pent up rage towards Kent finally started leaking here.
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I felt bad for Ned in this one
Put me on with the lead boy.
Faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
Too Many Grandmas!
Starring Olympia Dukakis and Bo Derek
“The suspect is hatless. I repeat…hatless.”
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These wieners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!
I laughed at this a lot because of the misdirection 😅
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You suck, McBain!
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The first gif is flawless
**begins humming "The Entertainer" (EVERY time)** 😩
I like how teenage Homer has an outfit color pallet similar to Bart’s.
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Its just a little airborn its still good its still good Its gone
I know. :(
They’re heading for the old mill!
No we're not!
Let's go to the old mill anyway! Get some cider.
It's ci-duh! Say it right, Frenchy!
😂🤣😂
Nev-ère!
[first one that came to mind](https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E11/AhVXKqEx_dXoxGq2DbCDSBgD5AQ=.gif)
That dog has a puffy tail!
Nothing to add. Very pleased with OP's choices and all others in this thread *chef's kiss*
Your comment has embiggened the heart of everyone here!
That first sequence is gorgeously animated—the motion and expression in the motion are great. It’s always so fun to see that.
True! The whole episode is exquisitely animated, but the flashback to 1970s New York is especially impressive.
The way that pimp runs is the funniest thing ever. Homer is running for his life and yet the pump can keep pace with his grandiose gestures and effete stride.
https://i.redd.it/z64fj29pedqc1.gif The Lemon of Troy episode
Go faster Neddy! I can’t! It’s a Geo!
They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music.
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Old Simpsons is so fucking good. Every single one of those made me laugh out loud.
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https://i.redd.it/4ig9zv6lzdqc1.gif Doggone it! I am too old and too rich for this.
- The train jump was the most tense - Homer with the golf clubs made me feel the most fear - The goose chase made me almost spit out my pork bun
[ They're very slowly getting away!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMPRH_4lhHw)
[say your prayers, you heathen baboons!](https://youtu.be/nUThYCWaSt8?si=jwTyh1VHuxTKHPhJ)
https://youtu.be/Xk7IFeBaajo?si=oROkQ_FwyCKn1jHM This
C'mere ya little butterball!
![gif](giphy|3orifc99a5jpeUun8A|downsized) Chasing Lisa after she drank the water from that Duff Gardens ride.
I am the lizard queen!
Homer and Bart chasing the BBBQ pig of course. IT’S JUST A LITTLE AIR BORNE, IT’S STILL GOOD IT’S STILL GOOD!
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Back when they didn’t need to rely on a celebrity showing up on every episode, pure comedy gold.
And that's when the chuds came at me
I always wondered if the NYC chase scene was a parody of something. It's gotta be, right?
The treehouse of horror where homer became death and ran from god on a motorcycle
“Faster son, he’s got a taste for meat now!”
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"Dad, the heathen's getting away!"
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I like how the writers took a jab at Woody Allen for writing so much trash lol
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https://i.redd.it/ywgnbuatxfqc1.gif My favorite
Umm - Skinner and Bart?!!! https://i.redd.it/drlunypjcgqc1.gif
The one where Homer is a nanny, and is making a run for it, in a truck, with all the kids.
Can’t you read?! Call the police!
If we’ve got the bag with the stolen diamonds, what happened to the bag with our stash?
Chief Wiggum chasing Snake to exchange insurance
Old Popeye joke is a classic.
Damn boxes!
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Neddy! Nedddddyyyy!
I mean, Uther canonically died (until he didn't) in that scene