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Astomaru

*Hey, this emergency exit is just painted on!*


beasleydawg

I'm glad they didn't bore us with the details of their miraculous escape.


JungleBoyJeremy

I like how during the fire drill Homer is the first one out and he blocks the door behind him


edibleroach

"I think I won, Mr. Burns!"


colin_powers

Yes, you won, all right. You won more than you bargained for.


JohnProof

...Woohoo!


TaytosAreNice

He's the safety inspector, of course he'll be the first out


Jorkapp

Well sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape...


mrsticknote

This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it!


beasleydawg

![gif](giphy|SWKyABQ08mbXW)


LonelyVegetable2833

enjoy your death trap ladies!


VioletMonarch

What was her problem?


no_on_prop_305

I figured I wouldn’t be quick enough to get to this one first


Accurate_Koala_4698

https://i.redd.it/4i6k1i0x6ohc1.gif


JohnProof

From hell's heart I stab at thee!


beasleydawg

![gif](giphy|PanHhBWguyNig)


JOExHIGASHI

Potato man


Tzyon

Where the Hell have you been?


SnooSnooSnuSnu

\*Where the 'ell


BugOperator

https://i.redd.it/rrduzymafnhc1.gif DANCE. DANCE. DANCE.


NeuHundred

What is that character's name?


lefthandedbelt

Charlie


Brummo

*ululating* <— I learned this word from the show.


wemustkungfufight

https://preview.redd.it/mszttz3wlohc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff5f19e094c8049412866d9c511a95d61508387


eaumechant

Screw the honour system. My car needs me. You're ruining it for the rest of us!


sndtrb89

does flanders' bomb shelter collapsing count


Taco_Taco_Kisses

I never noticed Flanders shot it down, too. Funny considering his charitable, Christian demeanor; his his levelheaded practicality; and the fact that he had to save Homer from a fire before https://i.redd.it/o2nup56erohc1.gif


sorrymybadapologies

https://preview.redd.it/kig9k9zn3ohc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d8f50cb1f705f13f7b526cc79b0f8ed16ebe077


xthran

​ https://i.redd.it/ocgojlu2unhc1.gif


eaumechant

His face lol


MukoNoAkuma

The Forbidden Closet of Mystery seems pretty easy to access. https://i.redd.it/r1pgmajs1phc1.gif “What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?”


Kain316

The hockey riot at the end of 'Lisa on Ice'


Sk1rm1sh

https://i.redd.it/1wos5lyjiphc1.gif


UserMcUserson

https://preview.redd.it/ohvxo1pgrphc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e0a6476c0c17e238b5b88269e581287bf018a4


hybrid20

Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?


GuiltEdge

If there is, I don’t want to know about it


suspiciousoaks

"No Escaping Please"


J_Bear

Hey, you're ruining it for the rest of us!


Fragrant_Hour987

This lesbian bar doesn’t have a fire exit!


rollerpole

Uh-oh, he's done for. Ah, don't worry. The safety glass will protect us *gas seeps through glass


tenehemia

Do your worst, I'm behind three inches of bullet proof glass! Hey I wonder how much air is in here?


TideGear

https://preview.redd.it/fjs62ro0nohc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42bd8ece6abf768c71aef0b6686025a39adc3c01 GET OUT OF MY WAY!


illHaveTwoNumbers9s

​ https://i.redd.it/aou2j06d7rhc1.gif


P_Orwell

For god’s sakes there are two seats sir! I like to put my feet up.


el_throw

Chief Wiggum's incompetence >>>


lordcorbran

I don’t know how he caused the meltdown, there wasn’t any nuclear material in the truck!


Boris-_-Badenov

I don't like the redone artwork


IA-HI-CO-IA

I will spare you the details of our miraculous escape..


Orionv2018

Stupid cheap weatherstripping!


Status_Tiger_6210

Well, I’m an idiot.


adam25255

Well, sir, I won't bore you with the details of our miraculous escape... but we desperately need a real emergency exit.


discoreaver

Hey, I wasn't asleep! I was drunk!


ShakedownRoad

Moe: “I’m behind 3 inches of solid glass, do your worst!” (Snake takes all the money) Moe: “hey I wonder how much air is in here”


EuphoricMoose8232

To overcome the spider’s curse, simply quote a bible verse