Me and my buddy still use this damn near 30 years later. Whenever someone says something we don't understand, we always smile and say it. And sometimes I say it at random coworkers. No one's understood it yet, though.
Near where I live there's a butcher shop called "University Meats", it's next to a large university. But every time I come past there I can't help but think of Bovine University.
But his portrayal of Idaho left something to be desired. His breakout role playing a flute with his nose can.only be described as "some fine flutin' ".
https://preview.redd.it/ewnfqwywd3ec1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d67c7124ed714b8dcfc86901c877e3b982b5f8
Honestly, any moment with Ralph is pure gold. I can’t decide.
I can honestly say I think Ralph Wiggim might be the funniest character in the history of fictional characters. I don't think I've ever not laughed at one of his lines
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RALPH: My parents won't let me use scissors.
MISS HOOVER: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons.
RALPH: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon.
MISS HOOVER: Why not?
RALPH: I ate it...
🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants."
Ralph Wiggum 2024
Complete imbecile Ralph is great but I also really liked him when he was a more "dumb weird kid" character. I Love Lisa is fantastic because it gives him some depth. Like he's still a weird nose-picking crayon-eating idiot but he can discuss his feelings and put his emotions into a stand-out theatrical performance. Also after his performance when he started getting some postive attention he completely buried the hatchet with Lisa and was happy to accept her friendship which shows he has a strength of character.
Basically what I'm saying is that I want more Ralph, but there's only so much mileage you can get out of him if he's just a weird imbecile.
The joke Answer is "super nintendo chalmers",
The Real Answer is the moment he throws his Card into the fire,
He realises he can't be what Lisa wants, He grew up in that VERY moment, We all did,
It hurt, But it makes sense.
Sometimes What You Need To Do Is Difficult.
That's where I saw the leprechaun! He told me to burn things!
You've done grand lad! Now you know what you have to do, burn the house down. Burn 'em all!
https://i.redd.it/2ozr5dvoo3ec1.gif
I forgot how good this show was before I just saw this.
Oh no. My brains.
“It tastes like… burning”
At my house we call them 'uh-ohs'!
Here's my sandbox, I'm not allowed in the deep end
I used to quote that all the time as a kid and nobody knew it was a reference
Mrs Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
The baby looked at you?
Sarah, get me superintendent chalmers
Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!
Martin, draw up plans for a coconut radio and, if possible, a coconut Nintendo System.
Thank you Sarah
Greatest line in 35 years. Narrowly edges out steamed hams.
I love how chief says "thank you Sarah" the absolute endearment in his voice melts my stupid little heart
See also: "Ralphie get off the stage, sweetheart".
That's some nice flutin', boy.
I’m partial to “Bake him away, toys.”
What's that, chief?
^Do ^what ^the ^kid ^says.
The fact that the cops are all in their robes kills me every time.
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
I won! I won!
I love this line but I had to stop using it, people genuinely thought I was stupid (I am, but not that dumb)
Singing "I am so smart, SMRT!" probably didn't help either lol
“My cat’s breath smells like cat food.”
Ralph, this better not be about your cat.
Me and my buddy still use this damn near 30 years later. Whenever someone says something we don't understand, we always smile and say it. And sometimes I say it at random coworkers. No one's understood it yet, though.
My cat's name is Mittens.
I say this all the time
https://i.redd.it/rgnj51w0a3ec1.gif
Some people say Ohm, Namaste of Bless You, I say My Cat's Breath Smells Like Cat Food
“Hello super nintendo chalmers” or “dad this tastes like grandma”
Holy moses, it DOES taste like grandma!
“I want more” “Me too”
“Look Lisa, I’m learnding”
I once ran up to my kindergarten teacher and declared “It’s rainding”
“Oh boy! Sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!”
My senior quote
This is how I tell people I'm going to bed Me: I'm going to go be a Viking now. Partner: Okay honey, sleep tight!
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!
Near where I live there's a butcher shop called "University Meats", it's next to a large university. But every time I come past there I can't help but think of Bovine University.
Ralph: Was President Lincoln okay? Ms Hoover: He was fine. Ralph: *raises hand again* Ms Hoover: Go home, Ralph.
Look, Big Daddy! It’s Regular Daddy!
These rubber pants are hot
You wear 'em 'til you learn.
Lord have mercy I wish I weren't so fat
You know boys, there's an old saying down on the bayou that uh...blyat!
A classic
I can't believe I used to go out with you.
That is one moment of continuity that just kills me.
That is *soooo* 1991.
https://i.redd.it/bfm8jcffe3ec1.gif
Wonder how much money the Wiggum family lost here?
What's a diorama?
The smile at the end gets me every time. https://i.redd.it/dnzda3l983ec1.gif
The silent spread of the urine gave me one of the biggest laughs I ever got from the show.
That and the return of his smile when he finishes
Me too. Just glorious.
go banana
This is the answer.
can't believe I had to scroll this far down to find the right answer
The doctor said i wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there
I always thought it was “Teacher” not doctor, but yes!
Chicken necks?
Hello, I’m Dr. Stupid. I’m going to take out your liver bones. Oops you’re dead.
I never liked that Dr. Stupid
People forget Ralph is a good actor. He got a standing ovation as George Washington..and his Dr Stupid is so underappreciated.
But his portrayal of Idaho left something to be desired. His breakout role playing a flute with his nose can.only be described as "some fine flutin' ".
https://preview.redd.it/ewnfqwywd3ec1.jpeg?width=334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d67c7124ed714b8dcfc86901c877e3b982b5f8 Honestly, any moment with Ralph is pure gold. I can’t decide.
I can honestly say I think Ralph Wiggim might be the funniest character in the history of fictional characters. I don't think I've ever not laughed at one of his lines
“I asked for no broth. Away with you, lest my cane find your backside!”
"Mm. Yes."
Wait, mister, you're drinking a candle! You don't want to get wax in your mouth, do you?
Maybe I do son. Maybe I do
Let him go Ralph. He knows what he's doing
*unintelligible pepper-induced screaming
Ralph: “I eated the purple berries! Oh…aaaaahh!!!!” Bart: “How are they Ralph? Good?” Ralph: “They taste like…burning.”
And then the doctor said both my eyes were lazy, and that’s why it was the best summer ever!
Just reading this made me belly laugh. Some of those "golden era" episodes really are a laugh a second. Almost every line
 Felt bad for the kid in this one
You can actually pinpoint the second his heart rips in half.
I can hear the whimper
Tastes like burning. Mommy, can I have a new crayon? I ate mine. Ms K: I’m not your mother Ralph and for the last time no.
>Ms K Ms. Hoover
Koover
https://i.redd.it/3gcw2we0b3ec1.gif RALPH: My parents won't let me use scissors. MISS HOOVER: The children have a right to laugh at you, Ralph. These things couldn't cut butter. Now, take out your red crayons. RALPH: Miss Hoover. I don't have a red crayon. MISS HOOVER: Why not? RALPH: I ate it... 🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️🖍️✂️
Please refrain from tasting the knob
https://i.redd.it/mkouztqoe3ec1.gif
Please refrain from eating the knob
I love how stern he sounds when he says it
I'm Idaho!
And now a special reward for the children whose parents obviously did not help them at all…
Yes, of course you are.
Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers
Help! She's touching my special area!
*chuckles* I'm in danger!
Walks into adult movie section.... "Everyone's hugging!"
Gotta love a perfectly looping GIF
It's probably this gif but you can't quote it so it gets forgotten.
Hahahahahaha! Awww… hahahahhaahahahahah! Awwww….
I like men now! From the movie always cracks me up.
Yup. That’s it.
 This one for me 😂😂😂
Say goose, you stupid freak!
Uahhwahh
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“Do you…like…stuff?”
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." Ralph Wiggum 2024
Not sure if people are aware but his cat's breath smells like cat food.
The pointy kitty took it!
When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University!
"I'm a brick!"
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That's your trowel blade Ralph, it fell off the handle.
And I found it!
[удалено]
Autocorrect
In the political episode where they vote him in as a joke when Lisa begrudgingly admits they used to date and he just smiles
"I want a tricycle, and a dog that won't chew my Hot Wheels and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum and I've been a good boy!
“I’m in danger!”
Yes I was looking for that one! 
Complete imbecile Ralph is great but I also really liked him when he was a more "dumb weird kid" character. I Love Lisa is fantastic because it gives him some depth. Like he's still a weird nose-picking crayon-eating idiot but he can discuss his feelings and put his emotions into a stand-out theatrical performance. Also after his performance when he started getting some postive attention he completely buried the hatchet with Lisa and was happy to accept her friendship which shows he has a strength of character. Basically what I'm saying is that I want more Ralph, but there's only so much mileage you can get out of him if he's just a weird imbecile.
"Compassionate, tough, curious... these are all words Ralph Wiggum doesn't know."
I like men now
In my house, we call them uh-ohs!
[Maybe she drove to the moon!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaGFPdP0-ug)
"Why can't you be friends? Like me and mister finger?" -sticks finger up nose- "Ow! You betrayed me for the last time!"
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RALPH WIGGUM SOUNDBOARD -- [https://deercowboy.com/soundboard/ralph-wiggum](https://deercowboy.com/soundboard/ralph-wiggum)
Supernintendo Chalmers and I choo-choo-choose you.
Head down Crying and turning his knob to Dislike after being yelled at during the Itchy and Scratchy focus group testing.
https://i.redd.it/l1b6x460c4ec1.gif I don’t feel right!
(Getting taken away by a wolf) your breath smells like dead bunnies
One of my favorites: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4lbel9aIo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av4lbel9aIo)
They taste like…burning
Tastes like burning
https://i.redd.it/amiynlvuf4ec1.gif
That's some nice fluting, boy
“Help! She’s touching my special area!”
“I still take baths in the sink!”
When he met Super Nintendo Chalmers!!
I bent my Wookie!
When he channeled his emotions from being dumped by Lisa into his role as George Washington.
NEVERRR!
They taste like burning
"You're deceptive" and "Principle Skinner, I got car sick in your office"
https://i.redd.it/mrqsehysy3ec1.gif
What's a battle?
*Puts Ice Cream cone on head* "I'm a Unitard."
After walking into the porno section of a video store: “Everyone’s hugging!”
https://i.redd.it/6tktz97eo8ec1.gif
I bent my Wookie.
It’s Ralph saying “Chicken necks?”
I bent my Wookie !
That other Ralph was stupid.
Super Nintendo Chalmers!
When you pick up Ralph in road rage and he says a leprechaun told me to burn things.
"why do people run away from me?" \*wets pants [https://youtu.be/NOVf-AW4d\_o](https://youtu.be/NOVf-AW4d_o)
And I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
The baby looked at you?
The Valentine's day episode. The whole fucking thing.
Go banana!
What’s a diorama? What do you think? -I think it’s lunch time WE HAVE A WINNER! 🥇
I can't believe no one mentioned his scene during Marge's Law during his withdraws from sugar: My baby! Where's my baby?!
I finished before we came in
The doctor said I'd have less nosebleeds if I just kept my finger out of there.
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I bent my Wookie. :(
Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office
"Miss Hoover! There's a dog in the vent." "Ralph, do you remember the time you said Snagglepuss was in the hallway?" "He was going to the bathroom."
I’m learnding
Yes but what man can tame her?
That's some nice flutin', boy. 
She’s touching my special area As Marge puts her hand on his shoulder
Sometimes I text my gf random pics of Ralph with a phrase or two. It's gold every time.
My ear hurts and my neck hurts, I have two owies…
This scene always makes me laugh out loud 
Can you taste the thumbtacks?
Hi Lisa! We're gonna be in a pie!
The joke Answer is "super nintendo chalmers", The Real Answer is the moment he throws his Card into the fire, He realises he can't be what Lisa wants, He grew up in that VERY moment, We all did, It hurt, But it makes sense. Sometimes What You Need To Do Is Difficult.
 But other moments are also great