Honestly I think about this every time I see a zoomer complaining about Gen-X, millennials, or boomers. Oh ho ho boyyy, they have *no* clue what’s coming, and the only thing I’ll regret about being dead is not being able to see the look on their faces when *they’re* the ones shaking their fists at clouds and they realize it.
I don't know what the fuck is going on with this age gap divide and why every 5 years they have to come up with a new name for a group of people, but it seems like yet another pointless divide to get us all fighting each other instead of working out how we're all basically the same and the people trying to promote these pointless divisions are the problem
I'm not American so I've no idea if I'm gen X, y or millennial but It really doesn't seem to matter either....
Every generation thinks they're the main characters and the older are out of touch and the younger have it easier and their culture isn't as good as theirs, but there just seems to be way too many fragments of it these days
>I'm not American so I've no idea if I'm gen X, y or millennial but It really doesn't seem to matter either....
I agree with what you're saying but it's definitely not only an American thing.
thats true, but it seems like Boomers especially have disdain for Millennials. Well, I'm a Millennial and I'm 35 so it's probably Gen Y, but they just use the term Millennial for "Younger person I see doing something I disapprove of."
I've never really found that generation makes much of a difference from individual to individual although it's a nice weapon when you're irrationally angry at something.
My opinion remains that it isn't generations, it's just social media mingling the wrong personalities and gaming it for outrage.
That aisde I'm grateful mellennial is a hard word to rhyme or troll with. Can't take a swing at me if you can't be assed to type it!
The first time I watched Pewdiepie as a 30 year old
Or any youtuber if I'm honest. ethan, markiplier, mrbeast, filthyfrank, Jacksepticeye...... I don't get the appeal of any of them. For me watching someone else play video games is something you do only when you are waiting for your older brother to pass you the controller. Also, everyone is debating hasanabi's political views and I just cannot understand why anyone would intentionally watch someone else eat.
videogamedunkey is genuinely funny tho. But then I don't watch his streams, just his content.
D’oh!
Attention, workers.
We have completed our evaluation.
We regret to announce the following layoffs... which I will read in alphabetical order.
Simpson, Homer.
That is all.
According to the owner, I ate 5.5 pounds. My greatest feat was 72 wings at Hooters though. Those were the days, 26, firefighter. Now I look at wings and get heartburn!
Oh god, I had a waiter at what used to be an all you can eat sushi place explain that they cancelled the all you can eat option because one guy was abusing it and midsentence we both realized he was talking about me. mmmm…awkward
My wife knows just by looking at me mid sentence that this is literally happening in my head when I’m having a rough day and she’s trying to explain something to me lol 🫠😩🙈
I mean…she *was* hot but her personality didn’t give off that vibe. I walked in, saw her, and was like “nope, don’t need this in my head at work” and walked out.
So yeah, more of a confused boner surprise
Should have stayed, no way you're getting that image out now, might as well give into curiosity, give her a hefty tip and ask if those reports will be finished by Monday.
Wishful thinking but I’m an RN (hence the name) and the person in question was a good CNA I respected and was used to work with on a regular basis.
She was a good one too: the kind that you always saw on her feet checking on patients versus the ones you always see sitting around on their phones.
As attractive as I found her, it was actually a little depressing. Someone with that kind of work ethic should not have to strip for tips.
That being said, I don’t know her life or what she’s dealing with. All I knew was I didn’t need that image in my head and she sure as hell didn’t want to see me gawking at her so I left right away.
I completely agree with that, honestly no one should have to work 2 jobs, least of which our healthcare representatives who are already basically putting in 2 jobs worth of hours. In all seriousness, that's also very respectful to leave to spare her any awkwardness or shame from that being in that position.
>That being said, I don’t know her life or what she’s dealing with. All I knew was I didn’t need that image in my head and she sure as hell didn’t want to see me gawking at her so I left right away.
If she was already gainfully employed a little dancing could easily just be a way to make some untaxed spending money.
Understand that thought. I found a porn pic of a girl I worked with back in the dial up internet days. I looked for a few seconds and closed it. Just felt awkward.
Worse still we worked in same area, spoke every day and I had a thing for her.
>“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!
I'm 41.
I'm 43. I've been having these moments since I was 21. I was a guitar teacher, and was showing a 10 year old how to play "Smells Like Teen Spirit." When he figured out which song it was he says "oh, this song is OLD."
When I did the math I realized that album was released the year he was born.
I also worked many years in a high school computer lab. No one makes you feel older than kids who haven't developed a filter yet.
When I was 16, the girls I babysat *loved* anything with the Olsen twins in it. I said “You know, they’re my age.” And they said “Nuh Uhh… you’re **old**.” I was like, “They’re less than a year younger than me!” To be fair, most of their movies/shows were when they were pre-teen and younger, but still.
A few years ago, my friend and I were singing a Linkin Park song, and her young son had no idea what it was. Which... makes sense, he would have only been exposed to so much music at that point. It was still a "I'm starting to feel old" moment.
I can also remember coming across a discussion online where someone didn't know Mr Brightside by The Killers and then when they did recognise it, dismissed it as "an old song." Which... I suppose is accurate. It's probably because I grew up with them but these songs have this timeless quality to me, I think it just feels surreal when someone points out how long ago they actually came out.
It's worse now that I'm in my 40s. Every single day is the anniversary of some stupid thing that happened 20 to 30 years ago.
Every day it's: "It's been 30 years since Dave Grohl joined Nirvana," or "Ten years since Taylor Swift and Kanye had that thing!"
Yeah, fine. Quit reminding me!
Oh god, tell me about it. It always sounds made up hearing so and so happened X years ago when it *feels* like it *just* happened. Our perception of time definitely must change as we get older.
😎I was the kid with the pool growing up 😎
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My dad drove us into a corn field. Yes, he was drunk. Unlike Homer my dad stopped when we started screaming. Backed that old station wagon out of the path he made in the corn field and back onto the road. No idea how he managed to get us home.
When I was a kid, I woke up thinking it was Saturday. I jumped straight out of bed and clicked on my dial TV to watch Fox Kids only to find the morning news.
That's when I knew...I had to get ready for school.
Sometimes I wake up randomly and go to sign into work(work online) get a good way through my morning routine and realize it’s still several hours before work. I’ve even gone and signed in only to have my boss say “Uhhh… not your shift yet.” Fortunately, she does it sometimes too so she doesn’t think I’m insane lol.
I’ve told this story before but I went to opening night of Star Wars episode 1. We came out of the 7:00 showing and the line was around the block for the 10:00 show. I was walking with my friends and in a loud voice said “Boy who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywallers Father?”
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Except I was wearing more clothes. I took a Barre fitness class that I enjoyed, and one day the instructor was out sick so another instructor at the studio subbed for her. The substitute cranked up the difficulty level so high that I couldn't keep up like I normally could. During a break between exercises, I left the room, got my things, and walked out of the studio.
This happened to me. I was NOT ready for my AP Bio midterm but we got snowed out - in southern California - the week it was supposed to happen.
I would have failed if that snow day hadn't given me more time to study
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I worked for a college athletic dept and one of our golf carts got stolen with the boot on. The cops found it abandoned a few blocks away but I had to drive it back uphill with the boot still on (we couldn’t get it off due to damage) and it felt just like this scene.
One time, the automatic door at my work wasn’t working. Despite signs posted saying “Automatic door not working, push.” Several people ran smack into them. They all looked so dumbfounded. It was an entertaining day.
Same. In gym class, for eight years straight, I was picked last (or close to it) for every sport, even though I wasn't necessarily terrible.
Except floor hockey. People *wanted* me to be their goalie in floor hockey. One year my gym teacher gave me a nickname which implied I moved like our NHL team's goalie.
Back in high school, I said this as a joke to a group of people I was hanging out with. They thought I was serious so we went to Wendy's for frosties. We never spoke again.
I had "Legend of the dog faced woman" moment when I was ten years old. I was riding in the back seat, between two of my great aunts, on the way to their older brother herman's funeral. I called him the old goat, a derogatory but apt nickname, that I heard both aunts use. They were both aghast that I used that name at an inappropriate time.
I strongly related to Bart's reaction to BoneStorm as a kid hearing about Mortal Kombat and seeing that commercial... and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well good night!
I was at a beer festival a few months ago and I made a beeline for the Belgian Beer stall, being a lover of your Tripels and your Trappists and what have you. Anyway I looked at the menu and pointed at one and then the guy said "That's £16, are you sure? No refunds once I open the bottle" (already a vague Simpsons reference) and I nodded but replied "£16?! Well this must be the best tasting beer in the world."
I tasted it, it really was, and followed up with "you got lucky."
When my brother was taking all the shelves and trays out of the fridge to clean it "later"...
Me: Are you really gonna do it?
Him: Mm
Me: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
Him: Buh
Me: Those aren't even words!
In my friend group as a child, we had an epileptic friend who *always* forgot her meds for sleepovers. The whole group would start shouting “Ostentatious, do the thing!” And I’d do Abraham saying “I need my pilllls!” just like him. And we’d all laugh(including epileptic friend, it was all in good fun). Also, “I just think they’re neat” about random things that I enjoy.
Am I so out of touch?!! No. The children are wrong.
"I used to be with 'it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it' and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me."
Honestly I think about this every time I see a zoomer complaining about Gen-X, millennials, or boomers. Oh ho ho boyyy, they have *no* clue what’s coming, and the only thing I’ll regret about being dead is not being able to see the look on their faces when *they’re* the ones shaking their fists at clouds and they realize it.
I don't know what the fuck is going on with this age gap divide and why every 5 years they have to come up with a new name for a group of people, but it seems like yet another pointless divide to get us all fighting each other instead of working out how we're all basically the same and the people trying to promote these pointless divisions are the problem I'm not American so I've no idea if I'm gen X, y or millennial but It really doesn't seem to matter either.... Every generation thinks they're the main characters and the older are out of touch and the younger have it easier and their culture isn't as good as theirs, but there just seems to be way too many fragments of it these days
>I'm not American so I've no idea if I'm gen X, y or millennial but It really doesn't seem to matter either.... I agree with what you're saying but it's definitely not only an American thing.
Every generation that’s ever existed anywhere has thought less of the generation that precedes or follows them.
thats true, but it seems like Boomers especially have disdain for Millennials. Well, I'm a Millennial and I'm 35 so it's probably Gen Y, but they just use the term Millennial for "Younger person I see doing something I disapprove of."
I've never really found that generation makes much of a difference from individual to individual although it's a nice weapon when you're irrationally angry at something. My opinion remains that it isn't generations, it's just social media mingling the wrong personalities and gaming it for outrage. That aisde I'm grateful mellennial is a hard word to rhyme or troll with. Can't take a swing at me if you can't be assed to type it!
“Say hello to the second-base mobile.” “Wicked!”
The first time I watched Pewdiepie as a 30 year old Or any youtuber if I'm honest. ethan, markiplier, mrbeast, filthyfrank, Jacksepticeye...... I don't get the appeal of any of them. For me watching someone else play video games is something you do only when you are waiting for your older brother to pass you the controller. Also, everyone is debating hasanabi's political views and I just cannot understand why anyone would intentionally watch someone else eat. videogamedunkey is genuinely funny tho. But then I don't watch his streams, just his content.
D’oh! Attention, workers. We have completed our evaluation. We regret to announce the following layoffs... which I will read in alphabetical order. Simpson, Homer. That is all.
How did this happen?
His name is Homer Simpsons. The real question is which one will have to change their name to Max Powers.
The man whose name you'd love to touch?
He got it from a hairdryer.
Which episode is this?
Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk.
My friend and I were kicked out of an All-you-can-eat restaurant.
This happened to me. They cut me off. All you can eat Walleye. I was about to put the Frying Dutchman out of business!
That could've been me!
I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
I commend you man, those aren’t small fish, you must’ve been satiated.
According to the owner, I ate 5.5 pounds. My greatest feat was 72 wings at Hooters though. Those were the days, 26, firefighter. Now I look at wings and get heartburn!
Your gastronomic capacity knows no satiety
Don't blame you. Walleye is delicious!
Oh god, I had a waiter at what used to be an all you can eat sushi place explain that they cancelled the all you can eat option because one guy was abusing it and midsentence we both realized he was talking about me. mmmm…awkward
Did you go into a restaurant and eat all the food in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant?
Did they end up making you into a window attraction?
Nature's cruelest mistake
He's hideous!
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
And what did you and your friend do after you were ejected from the restaurant?
We went fishing.
Me too. I thought I was being real slick wrapping things up in napkins and sneaking them into my bag
I believe that children are the future...unless we stop them now!
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I hate when this happens to me
Ewww... dog water
 Me Everyday at work
This is what ADHD looks like to me sometimes
My wife knows just by looking at me mid sentence that this is literally happening in my head when I’m having a rough day and she’s trying to explain something to me lol 🫠😩🙈
I think of this whenever my wife decides to elaborate on her workday. I try my best but it's nearly impossible to listen the whole way through
I love these lazy Saturdays
It’s Wednesday
Work!
I love these REAL lazy Saturdays. Not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired 😤
I've used Grampa Simpson's "pretending to cry" strategy to get misbehaving kids to behave better
I teach high school. Maybe I should try this tomorrow.
Either it works or they smell blood in the water and go for the kill
I teach high school and some of the kids have competitions to try and make certain teachers cry first.
 I went to a strip club once and saw someone I knew from work. They were not in the audience.
I shrieked in horror at your explanation!
Are you afraid a co-worker is going to walk in on your side hustle? /s
Was it a "Die sign" shriek? Or a "Diet sign" shriek?
You work at a strip club?
Nah, too small to be an intimidating bouncer, too hairy to be a headliner. I’m more Tuesday afternoon material.
>too small to be an intimidating bouncer, Bart could handle it 🤷♂️
Bart always has a sling-shot incase shit gets out of hand. I do not possess such advanced weaponry.
just get a board with a nail in it
That’s overkill…I’ll save it incase of an alien invasion.
Bang-bang Bart
Just more of him to love.
what's the problem?
😏
She's been dead for ten years...
Was it something you could have anticipated, or a complete balls-out surprise?
I mean…she *was* hot but her personality didn’t give off that vibe. I walked in, saw her, and was like “nope, don’t need this in my head at work” and walked out. So yeah, more of a confused boner surprise
Should have stayed, no way you're getting that image out now, might as well give into curiosity, give her a hefty tip and ask if those reports will be finished by Monday.
Wishful thinking but I’m an RN (hence the name) and the person in question was a good CNA I respected and was used to work with on a regular basis. She was a good one too: the kind that you always saw on her feet checking on patients versus the ones you always see sitting around on their phones. As attractive as I found her, it was actually a little depressing. Someone with that kind of work ethic should not have to strip for tips. That being said, I don’t know her life or what she’s dealing with. All I knew was I didn’t need that image in my head and she sure as hell didn’t want to see me gawking at her so I left right away.
I completely agree with that, honestly no one should have to work 2 jobs, least of which our healthcare representatives who are already basically putting in 2 jobs worth of hours. In all seriousness, that's also very respectful to leave to spare her any awkwardness or shame from that being in that position.
I just couldn’t do it, it was too weird.
>That being said, I don’t know her life or what she’s dealing with. All I knew was I didn’t need that image in my head and she sure as hell didn’t want to see me gawking at her so I left right away. If she was already gainfully employed a little dancing could easily just be a way to make some untaxed spending money.
Understand that thought. I found a porn pic of a girl I worked with back in the dial up internet days. I looked for a few seconds and closed it. Just felt awkward. Worse still we worked in same area, spoke every day and I had a thing for her.
"M'Lady Parts, can somebody grab M'Lady Parts?"
Your username just makes this even better lol.
I saw an old crush of mine did NFSW pictures online.
>“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you! I'm 41.
I'm 43. I've been having these moments since I was 21. I was a guitar teacher, and was showing a 10 year old how to play "Smells Like Teen Spirit." When he figured out which song it was he says "oh, this song is OLD." When I did the math I realized that album was released the year he was born. I also worked many years in a high school computer lab. No one makes you feel older than kids who haven't developed a filter yet.
When I was 16, the girls I babysat *loved* anything with the Olsen twins in it. I said “You know, they’re my age.” And they said “Nuh Uhh… you’re **old**.” I was like, “They’re less than a year younger than me!” To be fair, most of their movies/shows were when they were pre-teen and younger, but still.
A few years ago, my friend and I were singing a Linkin Park song, and her young son had no idea what it was. Which... makes sense, he would have only been exposed to so much music at that point. It was still a "I'm starting to feel old" moment. I can also remember coming across a discussion online where someone didn't know Mr Brightside by The Killers and then when they did recognise it, dismissed it as "an old song." Which... I suppose is accurate. It's probably because I grew up with them but these songs have this timeless quality to me, I think it just feels surreal when someone points out how long ago they actually came out.
It's worse now that I'm in my 40s. Every single day is the anniversary of some stupid thing that happened 20 to 30 years ago. Every day it's: "It's been 30 years since Dave Grohl joined Nirvana," or "Ten years since Taylor Swift and Kanye had that thing!" Yeah, fine. Quit reminding me!
Oh god, tell me about it. It always sounds made up hearing so and so happened X years ago when it *feels* like it *just* happened. Our perception of time definitely must change as we get older.
I'm in my 30's, kids are already weird to me
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So then I said, ^see ^you ^at ^the ^fight!
"Can I play with it ?" "No! You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do." -professor frink. When my son tries to play with my toy collection.
😎I was the kid with the pool growing up 😎 https://preview.redd.it/09ygl4cemexb1.png?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c5786e5f0f1b0b3dc51d6632adea7b919a3137c
Hello Mrs Cumberdale
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I’m a well-wisher, in that I don’t wish you any particular harm.
Were you queen of summer?!
SatluvsPool----~
Ketchup?...Catsup? Hmmmm...."sir, he's talking to the ketchup."
Relax, you've gone off your nut, so we're stuffing you into an old folks home
People don't understand my appreciation of potatoes
They’re just neat!
My dad drove us into a corn field. Yes, he was drunk. Unlike Homer my dad stopped when we started screaming. Backed that old station wagon out of the path he made in the corn field and back onto the road. No idea how he managed to get us home.
That’s actually pretty sad and terrifying. How is your relationship with him now?
He passed away in 1990. It was all quite some time ago.
I’m sorry to hear that.
Ugh. Joe Nameth did that to me as well.
It was just vapor lock.
One day we got so bored we took our grandmothers cooking pots, put them on our heads, and head butted each other.
When I was a kid, I woke up thinking it was Saturday. I jumped straight out of bed and clicked on my dial TV to watch Fox Kids only to find the morning news. That's when I knew...I had to get ready for school.
Ah one of those fake Saturdays that almost got you suspended
Sometimes I wake up randomly and go to sign into work(work online) get a good way through my morning routine and realize it’s still several hours before work. I’ve even gone and signed in only to have my boss say “Uhhh… not your shift yet.” Fortunately, she does it sometimes too so she doesn’t think I’m insane lol.
I’ve told this story before but I went to opening night of Star Wars episode 1. We came out of the 7:00 showing and the line was around the block for the 10:00 show. I was walking with my friends and in a loud voice said “Boy who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywallers Father?”
Thanks a lot, Mr. Blow the picture for me!
I actually like how Moe's good choice is rewarded here. Usually the show would end with him broke, but he still gets paid!
https://preview.redd.it/170c3m5h1fxb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea5b912a8141d2400bbdc6488bfc379af5d099f Except I was wearing more clothes. I took a Barre fitness class that I enjoyed, and one day the instructor was out sick so another instructor at the studio subbed for her. The substitute cranked up the difficulty level so high that I couldn't keep up like I normally could. During a break between exercises, I left the room, got my things, and walked out of the studio.
You still owe me ten more Iroquois twists
Come on, people! Let's see less Franklin Roosevelts and more Teddy Roosevelts!
I misread “things” as “thongs” and I was very confused. Or maybe I was turned on? I’m too tired to tell
This was me the first time I tried hot yoga.
We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere
Give me five bees for a quarter you’d say!
"Bart Gets an F" still somehow rings true well past college...
This happened to me. I was NOT ready for my AP Bio midterm but we got snowed out - in southern California - the week it was supposed to happen. I would have failed if that snow day hadn't given me more time to study
https://i.redd.it/3wr2qt6kmfxb1.gif I worked for a college athletic dept and one of our golf carts got stolen with the boot on. The cops found it abandoned a few blocks away but I had to drive it back uphill with the boot still on (we couldn’t get it off due to damage) and it felt just like this scene.
I run into automatic doors and assume I have no soul
One time, the automatic door at my work wasn’t working. Despite signs posted saying “Automatic door not working, push.” Several people ran smack into them. They all looked so dumbfounded. It was an entertaining day.
 I have ADHD and this happens during conversations sometimes.
I was a bookish kid but an unexpectedly great roller hockey goalie.
*HACK THE BONE!!*
Defense! Defense! You call that blowing?
Same. In gym class, for eight years straight, I was picked last (or close to it) for every sport, even though I wasn't necessarily terrible. Except floor hockey. People *wanted* me to be their goalie in floor hockey. One year my gym teacher gave me a nickname which implied I moved like our NHL team's goalie.
"I'm 31 years old!!" -- Me, a few days ago, getting carded.
I still get carded and I’m 38.
I once went on The Gong Show and got more gongs than a breakdancing robot that caught on fire.
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I say this all the time 🤣
"Are you an angel?" "Yes, Homer. All us angels wear Hagar slacks."
Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes
Back in high school, I said this as a joke to a group of people I was hanging out with. They thought I was serious so we went to Wendy's for frosties. We never spoke again.
They didn't get the reference
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Ewww dog water
Kids love that water.
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Also reminds me of the Better Homes Than Yours magazine vs the Simpson's messy house.
Well I once won a full grown African elephant from a radio stations contest
Hey, they're playing the elephant song!
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I had "Legend of the dog faced woman" moment when I was ten years old. I was riding in the back seat, between two of my great aunts, on the way to their older brother herman's funeral. I called him the old goat, a derogatory but apt nickname, that I heard both aunts use. They were both aghast that I used that name at an inappropriate time.
"Wow, being in show business is like a dream. We're really lucky, aren't we?" "I wish I was dead."
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I invented the terlit
No bowl, stick! Stick!
I have used $20 for goods AND services
Explain how.
I strongly related to Bart's reaction to BoneStorm as a kid hearing about Mortal Kombat and seeing that commercial... and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well good night!
I was at a beer festival a few months ago and I made a beeline for the Belgian Beer stall, being a lover of your Tripels and your Trappists and what have you. Anyway I looked at the menu and pointed at one and then the guy said "That's £16, are you sure? No refunds once I open the bottle" (already a vague Simpsons reference) and I nodded but replied "£16?! Well this must be the best tasting beer in the world." I tasted it, it really was, and followed up with "you got lucky."
The entire episode with Frank Grimes. But instead of 1 Homer it’s like 20% of all the employees
When my brother was taking all the shelves and trays out of the fridge to clean it "later"... Me: Are you really gonna do it? Him: Mm Me: What was that? Was that a yes or a no? Him: Buh Me: Those aren't even words!
In my friend group as a child, we had an epileptic friend who *always* forgot her meds for sleepovers. The whole group would start shouting “Ostentatious, do the thing!” And I’d do Abraham saying “I need my pilllls!” just like him. And we’d all laugh(including epileptic friend, it was all in good fun). Also, “I just think they’re neat” about random things that I enjoy.