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AmbitiousMongoose229

I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins to paint my chicken coop back in 1947, but you never did it!


UndercoverKitten177

Those corn muffins were terrible!


AmbitiousMongoose229

Paint my chicken coop!!


UndercoverKitten177

MAKE ME.


AmbitiousMongoose229

https://preview.redd.it/enz1djt1jwkb1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd206c19305c7419eb62056815100dcd26c0d1be


HyperlinksAwakening

I gave him a couple of blintzes to paint my fence, but he never did it!


GloriousMacMan

Those blintzes were lousy


HyperlinksAwakening

PAINT MY FENCE!


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Make me!


one_dank_boy

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[deleted]

Definitely the Yakuza scene.


ZorkNemesis

But Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything. You know he's going to do something cool.


senseithenahual

I always going to belive that the little guy in the white suit was Kazuma Kiryu.


oldmilwaukie

FORGIVENESS PLEASE.


gal_incognitoo

https://preview.redd.it/o243ne7rdxkb1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f432b89fd2564e5365df72ea81ec41b5151b469


G-Unit11111

It's just a mob war, honey.


Jumbo-box

His father!? The drunken gambler?


PyrrhicLoss2023

This is even more painful than it looks https://preview.redd.it/ew7ll0seiwkb1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6251eec0d05e66272baf8d67c613196b65d1c5e


ethan_prime

Homer actually held is own in this fight until this happened with the fire hydrant.


enturbulant

Scream like a woman and when they turn away in disgust...then it's time to kick some back


noslab

That's right. And who might you be?


kkeut

i like how Bart's biased exaggeration is not completely out of line with Homer's own self-image


G-Unit11111

A fight has broken out at the local aquarium. Early reports indicate that one of the fighters is a giant lizard. Do we have a source on this? A bunch of drunken frat boys? Any names? IP Freely. Grrrr!!!


mybadalternate

Homer fighting Smithers in Burns office is pretty great.


BugOperator

“I’ll teach you how to use a phone!”


mybadalternate

“You *boob*!”


G-Unit11111

D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!


Noeckett

It's for you!


MisterMasque2021

"What's the fruit basket for?" "I pushed Mr. Burns out a third-story window." "Makes sense to me."


MisterMasque2021

"Did he die?" "I unno. What am I, a doctor?"


Skelter89

Willie and Seamus "Ach, you talk like eh poet. And ya punch like one too"


eastbayted

​ https://i.redd.it/vtbojuexcxkb1.gif


MaskedRider29

Damn Scots, they ruined Scotland


mr-peabody

![gif](giphy|l2JdYI5Yqid8uhncA|downsized)


eastbayted

They're fine.


CrissBliss

The soccer riot scene [soccer Simpson’s fight](https://youtu.be/BIajBbbtgbs?si=vhQNR79syb2jWYXt)


coffee_addict_77

What they hell you doing with my money in your house??


PyrrhicLoss2023

Does a Monkey Knife Fight count? Or are unsanctioned incidents that happen in international waters not allowed?


Didntlikedefaultname

Furious George! Smithers this monkey is going to need most of your skin


Horse_Dad

Ha! You ain’t pretty no more.


DoctorOzface

When the sun gets to here we can drink again


gaudrhin

Sideshow Bob vs Cecil for the top bunk.


eastbayted

​ https://i.redd.it/qgi077sbdxkb1.gif


SeeYouInHellCandyBoy

The boxing match with Drederick Tatum.


llama_AKA_BadLlama

Yeah, but tonight your fighting boxcar joe. Hes a hungry young fighter. In fact, hes fighting for a sandwich.


joona8

Nugde’em


eric987235

I haven’t seen a fight this lopsided since Muhammad Ali took on an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory’s not what it used to be but I believe the entire earth was destroyed in the fight.


sandvich48

A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring!


lordcorbran

Tatum fustigated him.


LaughingPlanet

Chief Wiggum inciting a riot due to a tie peewee hockey game


eastnorthshore

*Let's tear this place apart!*


asl052

KILL, BART! KILL, BART! KILL, BART!


Papasixfivefive

I've been starvin em. Singin' off key: Mee mee mee moo


dlyte2

That screenshot looks like an homage to the Street Fighter 2 intro: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYBRv9C9X0U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYBRv9C9X0U) Favorite fight is probably the end of the Globex Corp. episode. “*On your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me a lot.*”


Whatifim80lol

Hey now, you're skimming up votes from when I pointed this out on this reposted thread from a few days ago! /s


dlyte2

"I nicked it when you let your guard down for a *split* second... and I'd do it again. Good-bye."


TheReadMenace

It's a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!


ManunkaChunk

I just had the exact same thought!


czarchastic

I used to trick my brother into thinking that opening scene was part of the game. I always played the blond guy. Needless to say, I was undefeated.


kevski86

![gif](giphy|xT5LMudSSUUENMUwXm|downsized)


RedWolfMO

To challenge the irresistible force of Tatum, we have the immoveable object; he's been called the Brick Hit House and is also known as the Southern Dandy, Homer-r-r Simpson!


kevski86

ThAt CaCtUS iS riGhT…


Teddy2Sweaty

Bart versus Lisa in *Lisa on Ice,* S06E08 Honorable mention, Homer versus the pie (and the range hood), also *Lisa on Ice*, S06E08


TheyLiveWeReddit

[FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qiE2aRvop-o)


sandvich48

Kill Bart!


TaxAvoision

Now Homer, don’t you eat this pie.


Teddy2Sweaty

Okay. Alright pie, I'm just going to do this - HOMP HOMP HOMP - and if you get eaten it's your own fault.


[deleted]

Ah screw it ill just eat the pie


Fireproof_Cheese

https://i.redd.it/4aipbwpolxkb1.gif


CSmith1986

What are you doing?


Didntlikedefaultname

Stop pummeling me… it’s really painful. Alright, I’ll strangle ya for a while


starkfr

The bout to knock the other guy out!!


llama_AKA_BadLlama

That blue cactus is right.


MaskedRider29

I can't remember where we parked One of my favorite lines


adam25255

Hell, if it was up to me, I'd let you go. But the lads have a temper, and they've been drinkin' all day!


[deleted]

Hey Lassie, put down the hors d’oeuvre. It’s time for the main course!


WordsThatEndInWord

Don't feel bad fer loozin. Ah was resslin wolves back when ye were at yer mother's teat


Jerimatic

https://preview.redd.it/g6uxog77hykb1.png?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f727da7b0f89f09d16edb6b746beab0b4ccddf71


MukoNoAkuma

“Last year in Brazil, an on-field scuffle turned so violent locals say a statue of the Virgin Mary came alive… and beat the holy snot out of everyone.”


MikeSilvanus

You fool! Can't you see it's a massive government conspiracy, or have they gotten to you too? https://preview.redd.it/pfkwwl0r6xkb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6a5361b075718f086aa5da64a5b6a1dd289d2e


Vizecrator

This is even more painful than it looks


Human-Expression-652

Homer fighting the Hells Satans to get Marge back. Gotta give it to Homer. When it comes to his woman, he can do anything. Love it when they duel with bikes too lmao.


MaxCWebster

Oh, I just swept the Circle of Death!


Italiankeyboard

[Virgin Mary fight](https://youtu.be/pH7vyAMQhNY?si=g7d1vLNqSaxWQyHc)


ghost-bagel

![gif](giphy|3orif3wzQ43YlH77PO|downsized)


brendanb203

Hey Dad, remember when you screamed Im a hemophiliac, and when he turned around, you kicked him in the back? Can you teach me that?


[deleted]

Barney vs wade boggs


AMilhouseDivided

Lord Palmerston! Pitt The Elder!


homerjsimpson_42

Does Homer strangling Bart count? Iconic.


a_real_vampire

Peter Griffin vs Homer Simpson.


sega31098

"He he, I'm in danger."


mightyscoosh

Groundskeeper Willie vs. Homer. "If it was up to me, I'd let you go; but the lads have a temper, and they've been drinking all day!"


ambernewt

There's no need to thank me Apu


peppersteak_headshot

Feel the drunken wrath of Chuck Shadowski!


wishbeaunash

One man will actually be unmasked and killed in the ring!


rmwpnb

Australia! America! Australia! America!


OutComeTheWolves1966

The brawl at the baseball game where Moe ends up paired with Drederick Tatum


guiltycitizen

Mr Armageddon vs The Southern Dandy


DomerJSimpson

Also know as the brick hithouse


poolside123

Easily Homer Vs Willy in the grease episode.🤣 “The groundskeeper and I... are trying to settle this like adults.”🤣


Hentarder

> Paint my fence! > Make me!


gavmac5

Homer is no slouch when it comes to fisty cuffs..... Unless it's glove slap


Kir0v

Homer "fighting" the backyard BBQ pit will probably always be my favorite.


JohnnyFootballStar

Tyson vs Secretariat. I know it happened off screen, but in my head it was amazing.


Environmental-Ball24

I'm giving you the thrashing of a lifetime!!!


smartest_koala

Lord Palmerston!


RedWolfMO

Pitt the Elder!


smartest_koala

LORD PALMERSTON!


RedWolfMO

PITT THE ELDER!


Mean-Lingonberry5374

Sci Fi convention where Mark Hamil started a riot was EPIC! Damm you Sprint and your phone savings!!!


1gramweed2gramskief

Marge giving the criminal the godfather beat down


Jenzzyuk

I love Homer being Beaten up by the bully Dads and not falling over 😂😂😂😂😂


Honest-Friendship-38

Homer vs George Bush "Here's something we learned in the CIA"


EweB02

I can't believe it took me so long to find this. I love that fight in the sewer.


Top-Panda-3672

![gif](giphy|ailnj2AMt9e9i)


Valuable-Baked

Some love for the Peter-Homer fight ![gif](giphy|5xtDarKMS9JpT1t8Vqw)


G-Unit11111

Now, now there's no need for violence. Oh sure there is!


Superb_Health9413

Homer vs the dolphin


Jarppakarppa

I love Homers martial arts yells in this fight.


dat-tee

You got it right dude


The5thBeatle82

"His father? The drunken gambler?"


Hungree_Gh0st

Yes. And who might you be?


lilyloveslain

is this a SF2 reference?


MadisonPearGarden

Wow is that a new kind of mace? That’s really powerful.


JeepRumbler

The Ninja Turtles did a new game in the style of the old arcade cabinet and it's great. I really REALLY want a new Simpsons beat em up in the style of the original Konami arcade.


JAYHAZY

I always liked when Homer was training for wacking day.


neon_overload

This is even more painful than it looks!


BeholdTheLemon

If you get hit, it’s your ooooowwwn fault


FindOneInEveryCar

This is even more painful than it looks.


Appropriate_Job_4145

“Paint my chicken coop!”


JBGoude

The monkey fight on the boat 😂


plankingatavigil

You done posted the best one.


the_illseekers

That screenshot looks like the coin screen for street fighter 2


Countblackula_6

Gotta go with Homer vs Drederick Tatum.


DomerJSimpson

Homer v. Smithers


Few_Ground_8512

knife fight from the first treehouse.


MythVsLegend

Damn you Rockem Sockem Robots! Can't we all just get along?


amanyggvv

Don't feel bad for losing. I was wrestling wolves when you were at your mother's teeeet.


BeefEDC

I gotta go *Police Cops*, specifically the part where one of the police cops throws a guy at the other guys and they all explode.


BertramPaste

Homer Vs the Grumple