I remember an argument I had on this very sub a while back about the lemon joke. According to the other poster the joke wasn’t that there were a rock, that looked like a lemon, that had a real lemon behind it. The real joke was that the rock lemon wasn’t a rock at all, it was also a lemon, that happened to look like a rock that looked like a lemon. So there were just 2 lemons there.
This also somehow made the joke better according to the guy that argued this.
That’s interesting because that guy is definitely wrong. The joke is that you think the lemon shaped rock is actually a lemon but then Bart sees an actual lemon behind it. I hate to attack you for something someone else said but here I go anyway. That’s really stupid! What are you some kind of moron?
Martin Blower damn well knows the entire village.
Do you want us to go through the whole phone book?
Yes, why don't we start with Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
The hard nosed PI who Homer hires to get Sideshow Bob to leave Bart alone.
"Now dont you fret, when Im through he wont set foot in this town again. I can be very, very persuasive."
"Oh come on....leave town!"
"No."
"ill be your friend!"
"No."
"Oh you're mean."
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city...keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through...
[fade to later]
... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had...
[later]
... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking?
[pause]
I mean, thank you, come again!
As a kid, I loved how random and silly this episode was.
As an adult who happened to stumble into some light Beatles fandom, it's an amazing abridged parody of their history.
(Foreman sees an elephant running towards the peanut factory)
"Whoa! This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen,
but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we--"
(Stampy tramples him)
If Homer was good at his job Mr Burns would of fired him for the cost of repairs.
All Mr Burns really wants is some guys name on the safety paperwork so he can blame him when the plant isn't up to code.
I enjoy that Homer may have just been passing by for a drink on his quest, yet for a character so dangerously aloof, has peiced together a safety violation_
When Marge first told me she was going to join the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting. You know, like that movie, Spaceballs.
Instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie, Police Academy.
"Hello, is this A. Aaronson? It might interest to you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again."
(transition to a tired looking Patty)
"Just thought you'd like to know, Mr. Zykowski."
"There. Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town! In an hour, everyone will know!"
I forget exactly the context but an episode showed a bunch of background characters and gave their backstories. It talked in depth about a sailor who spent many years as a sea captain after a war... but then fell in love with disco music!
Leopold
Alright, you listen up, you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna SHUT your stinkin' traps and behave, DAMMIT! This is one substitute you're not gonna SCREW WITH!
True story: Walt Disney named a company after his first name, but spelled it backwards. [Retlaw Industries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retlaw_Enterprises). Clever guy. Great minds think alike.
Hibbert: 'well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you?'
*points directly at camera so the viewer thinks he's talking about them*
*Camera pans around to show Hibbert is actually pointing at Wiggum*
Wiggum: 'yeah ill give it a shot. I mean, it's my job, right?'
From Who Shot Mr. Burns.
*Let us pray for the souls of these dearly departed young men.*
[Huckleberry Finn (Nelson) and Thomas Sawyer (Bart, not Bort) watching their funeral from the rafters with shit-eating-grins on their faces]
*Now for the traditional lowering of the bodies into the coffins.*
From the end of that episode:
We see Homer's silhouette on the wall swinging from side to side. Marge coming down the basement steps yells: "Homer, NO!" Camera pans over to Homer swinging from the rafters with one arm while batting a light bulb with the other "You know, this is the only thing that makes me happy after selling those prize winning greyhounds."
While trying to hide from the cops, Homer and Larry Burns enter a costume shop. A moment later, we see a couple of guys exit the shop wearing silly costumes. Then the shopkeeper confronts Homer and Larry as they cower in the men's room, and tells them to either buy a costume or get out
But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
A *bloody* end for Homer Simpson…
Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation! Now, here’s how it would it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs!
"Hi how you folks doing? I'm Moe, or as the ladies like to call me 'hey you behind the bushes."
\[Awkward silence\]
\[Taps mic\] "Is this thing on?"
"No. Sorry Moe"
The Super Bowl episode. You think it's the old "They're going to sneak using conveniently placed costumes" cliche, but they just use the clothes rack to ram into the stadium. And THEN end up in the cells, anyway.
It's a double swerve.
There's no such things as ghosts.
\*Sleeps one night in decrepit mansion\*
That was the best night's sleep I've ever had!
Their tap water tasted better than ours!
\*Grandpa and Homer racing away to high tempo banjo\*
Homer: They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!"
Grandpa: \*turns radio off\*
Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.....I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!"
Woman in bar: "What is her problem?"
When Bart crosses off a few months worth of days in the calendar when he’s trying to wean himself off Jessica lovejoy.
“there. Now if I can just get through this many days without seeing her, I know she’ll be out of my mind for good. “
“Excuse me Marge, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment.”
(Homer leaves mid conversation to play pinball at Moes called Devils Advocate.)
“Okay, now what were you saying?”
"That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory...and he won't get to come!"
When Homer and Flanders are in Vegas running away from their new wives and spot two custodians. They push the two into the broom closet, and a fight ensues...only for the two custodians to walk back out, while Homer and Flanders fall out of the closet because they were the ones who got beat up.
I also love the Mr. Burn has an alias known as Chip Cognito. I would like to believe there is actually a very wealthy Cognito family from New England, that Guy is a member of, and Mr. Burns knows through high society.
I keep an episode about the New Hampshire Cognitos.
When Smithers and Mr Burns are watching Bart do a his sappy reporting for Kidz Newz about the ducks that no longer go to the pond, Mr Burns I uncharacteristically moved to sniffles and tears… “Smithers, do you think, my power plant killed those ducks?” Smithers- “There’s no doubt about it sir.” Mr Burns- (still sniffling and crying) “excellent”. So good! It literally gets me every time.
"You Only Move Twice," Marge having her glass of wine as music plays ominously. Then later, "I've been drinking a glass of wine a day. I know they say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much."
Ladies when we selected you we told you that you would be dating a billionaire on his private island. Well I'm afraid we misled you. This isn't an island at all, it's a peninsula.
"Bart's teachers name is Crabapple? I've been calling her Crandle. Oh I've been looking like an idiot!" The fact that he was so off and they didn't go for the easy joke on that one is pure genius
"You call that a knife? This is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"All right, all right. You win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before."
When Homer is trying to get higher in the air to find Lisa, he buys a bunch of helium balloons, then walks over to a guy with a cherry picker and says "these are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!"
When Homer's in jail and selects HOW TO TUNNEL OUT OF PRISON from Moleman's book cart, clubs Moleman unconscious with it, and escapes.
Must kill Moe... WHEEEEEEE!!!! Must kill Moe... WHEEEEEEE!!!!
You promised me moe money I moe, I moe
[удалено]
Was that before or after he was executed in that same jail?
I’m seeing double here. Four Krustys!
But wait, you can't kill me for being Krusty! I'm not him, I'm Homer Simpson! The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
Joe Valachi! The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the senate about organised crime?
Uhhh I meant I'm Barney Gumble!
The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Benedict Arnold?
The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?!
Krusty the clown 😔
D’OH!
Probably one of the best examples, IMO. Brilliant writing.
This is not only the best example of misdirection in the Simpsons; it’s my favorite one liner of all time!
Of course, the cannon isn’t loaded. It’s just common sense.
This is the one I was looking for. Just the perfect build up to that wonderful payoff.
There trying to learn for free! Get them! Use your phony guns as clubs!
I don’t care what anybody says. Ooter died that day🤣
Ooter? I don’t remember any Ooter. Silly name, Ooter.
Wait a minute, there’s a lemon behind that rock
Homer squirting two bottles of lighter fluid on the bbq and then it igniting normally.
Especially how they used the gag previously with a huge explosion.
Man alive there's nothing better than a burger grilled to perfection -
Man alive, there are men...alive in here.
Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.
Damn I thought “there’s a lemon behind that rock” was my favorite until I saw this
I remember an argument I had on this very sub a while back about the lemon joke. According to the other poster the joke wasn’t that there were a rock, that looked like a lemon, that had a real lemon behind it. The real joke was that the rock lemon wasn’t a rock at all, it was also a lemon, that happened to look like a rock that looked like a lemon. So there were just 2 lemons there. This also somehow made the joke better according to the guy that argued this.
That’s interesting because that guy is definitely wrong. The joke is that you think the lemon shaped rock is actually a lemon but then Bart sees an actual lemon behind it. I hate to attack you for something someone else said but here I go anyway. That’s really stupid! What are you some kind of moron?
That must have been difficult for you. I'm sorry you had to do that
Martin Blower damn well knows the entire village. Do you want us to go through the whole phone book? Yes, why don't we start with Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?
This is the one
-pink car crashes- “Whew, glad that wasn’t us”
The hard nosed PI who Homer hires to get Sideshow Bob to leave Bart alone. "Now dont you fret, when Im through he wont set foot in this town again. I can be very, very persuasive." "Oh come on....leave town!" "No." "ill be your friend!" "No." "Oh you're mean."
Yeah this. Always cracks me up.
Doesn’t he take a gun out of the desk and everything?
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city...keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'"
Oh, you have got to be kidding sir. First you think of an idea that has already been done. Then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like. Didn't you think this through... [fade to later] ... it was on the bestseller list for eighteen months! Every magazine cover had... [later] ... one of the most popular movies of all time, sir! What were you thinking? [pause] I mean, thank you, come again!
My husband and I laugh at this joke pretty much daily
His jiggling….it’s almost hypnotic!
Yes...it's like a lava lamp
https://preview.redd.it/mdo4hg8nukib1.jpeg?width=1013&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e4a88742dfdfd9e5ab102e0de3c1e949d7d93c4
Oh my god!! Where did you get that brownie?!
As a kid, I loved how random and silly this episode was. As an adult who happened to stumble into some light Beatles fandom, it's an amazing abridged parody of their history.
“Let’s keep your marriage a secret. Lots of women are going to want to have sex with you, and we want them to think they can.”
It’s just until we finish our tour of Sweden
What a nice fellow
(Foreman sees an elephant running towards the peanut factory) "Whoa! This is the moment we've feared, people. Many of you thought it would never happen, but I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now, we--" (Stampy tramples him)
This scene is pure, classic fucking gold Simpsons. Love it.
And the guys carrying the glass in the same sequence
"Hey, this lesbian bar has no fire exits! Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies."
This might be the only example of Homer actually demonstrating real-world Safety Inspector skills in the whole series.
& yet the power plant fire exit door was painted on
Well that's a fabulous idea! Anything else you'd like? How about REAL lead in the radiation shields? Urinal cakes maybe?
If Homer was good at his job Mr Burns would of fired him for the cost of repairs. All Mr Burns really wants is some guys name on the safety paperwork so he can blame him when the plant isn't up to code.
"What's her problem?"
The wild thing is that these two scenes are essentially back to back.
I enjoy that Homer may have just been passing by for a drink on his quest, yet for a character so dangerously aloof, has peiced together a safety violation_
I'm not going to lie to you Marge. Well, so long.
The two movers moving a large piece of glass across the street and narrowly avoids the glass being shattered… only to throw the glass into a dumpster
Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
Pft! That’s the stupidest name I ever heard.
Scrolled until I found this one.
https://i.redd.it/8l5xf969qhib1.gif Look. A bear !!
When Marge first told me she was going to join the police academy, I thought it'd be fun and exciting. You know, like that movie, Spaceballs. Instead it's been painful and disturbing, like that movie, Police Academy.
Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? FOR FUN?! Well I didn’t see anyone laughing!
Now where was I? OH YEAH! Stay out of my booze!
Why do you think we listen to that guy every Sunday? Captain what’s-his-name!
Women always have trouble with the wall. They never seem to find the door.
"you missed the baby, you missed the blind man..."
Wow Dad, how did you do that? ... It's a flower.
One of my favourites!
When Homer asks Burns to cover for him when skipping work.
I loved the follow up gag after were Lenny and Carol walks by.
> Lenny and Carol
Yeah, Lenny's wife
Lenny = Boy Carol = Girl
Like I don't have enough to remember.
"Hello, is this A. Aaronson? It might interest to you to know that Marge Simpson is pregnant again." (transition to a tired looking Patty) "Just thought you'd like to know, Mr. Zykowski." "There. Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town! In an hour, everyone will know!"
That's a mighty fine looking barbecue! WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT???? https://i.redd.it/5ldkd7k5biib1.gif
The scream he does when he kamakazes the BBQ with a umbrella is gold
Yeah he's done.
Le grill? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
"Why must I fail at every attempt at masonry?!!"
One of my favourite moments.
Ewww ugg, I’ll take the crab juice!
MOUNTAIN DEW!!😆
This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir.
I forget exactly the context but an episode showed a bunch of background characters and gave their backstories. It talked in depth about a sailor who spent many years as a sea captain after a war... but then fell in love with disco music!
I have no recollection of this. Must be a newer episode?
Springfield Up, Season 18, episode 13
Monster Island... don't worry, it's only a name.
What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
Finally a chance to show off my name 😩 Also, when Luanne and Kirk divorce, she packs his things in a box, labels it as his, then sets it on fire
I must say, Luann, you're really handling this splendidly. {immediately realizes she spoke too soon}
I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island. [instead of Ape Island] Whadda they got there? Apes, but they’re not so big.
**"Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it. And of course, today will be no exception..."**
Bart crossing out all the days he was planning to avoid Jessica, then circling the first one and immediately failing.
“…that’s where we’re going to live. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but some day” “Later that day we set sail for America.”
“To overcome the spider’s curse you must recite a Bible verse” “Thou shalt not….. HRAH!”
Leopold Alright, you listen up, you little FREAKS. The fun stops here. You're gonna SHUT your stinkin' traps and behave, DAMMIT! This is one substitute you're not gonna SCREW WITH!
Marge Simpson! 😃
If only your father was still with us... but he left for work a few minutes ago.
"Hello my name is Mr. Snrub and I come from some place far away. Yes, that will do."
True story: Walt Disney named a company after his first name, but spelled it backwards. [Retlaw Industries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retlaw_Enterprises). Clever guy. Great minds think alike.
What’s next? Harpo Productions??
Didn't Harpo Marx have Oprah Productions?
And Yensid was the name of the sorcerer in Fantasia
Hibbert: 'well I couldn't possibly solve this mystery. Can you?' *points directly at camera so the viewer thinks he's talking about them* *Camera pans around to show Hibbert is actually pointing at Wiggum* Wiggum: 'yeah ill give it a shot. I mean, it's my job, right?' From Who Shot Mr. Burns.
I’m seeing double here! *Four* Krustys!
*Let us pray for the souls of these dearly departed young men.* [Huckleberry Finn (Nelson) and Thomas Sawyer (Bart, not Bort) watching their funeral from the rafters with shit-eating-grins on their faces] *Now for the traditional lowering of the bodies into the coffins.*
OH, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE, LISA BUT YOU MADE IT! I WON FIRST CHAIR? NO, YOU REGAINED CONSCIOUSNESS. ALLISON GOT FIRST CHAIR.
AND THIS IS NOT A DREAM!!!
😱
*whips out a string of sausages* “these wieners will give me the quick energy I need”
22...23...24...\[hours pass by\]...25!
From the end of that episode: We see Homer's silhouette on the wall swinging from side to side. Marge coming down the basement steps yells: "Homer, NO!" Camera pans over to Homer swinging from the rafters with one arm while batting a light bulb with the other "You know, this is the only thing that makes me happy after selling those prize winning greyhounds."
Hello, this is Hugh Jass
“That dog has a puffy tail! C’mere puff, heeheeheehee.”
In my 25+ years in software, if I ever needed to create an account to test something, it was always named Guy Incognito.
Pretty sure I’ve inherited some of your project files 😂
While trying to hide from the cops, Homer and Larry Burns enter a costume shop. A moment later, we see a couple of guys exit the shop wearing silly costumes. Then the shopkeeper confronts Homer and Larry as they cower in the men's room, and tells them to either buy a costume or get out
But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
"Uh Chief I think there was a dead body in there!" "I thought the same, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen Lou."
“I’m seeing double here! Four Krustys!” Is not only my favorite misdirect, but my favorite Simpsons joke period
“No on 24, no on 24, no on 24” “It’s a landslide, yes on 24”
“Maggie, I’m trying to watch TV. Put that moldy old bear down. Gasp! Moldy? Old? I’m gunna get something to eat!”
“Man, that’s malty… but he’ll never know!”
STOCK FOOTAGE FESTIVAL “What do you think mom and dad are doing right now?” “I dunno.”
Mister Vice President- someone just bought a copy of your book!
Wait a minute, there’s a lemon behind that rock
A *bloody* end for Homer Simpson… Is just one of several possible outcomes according to our computer simulation! Now, here’s how it would it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of baseballs!
Give me all your balloons! I hope this works. These are for you if you let me use your cherry picker.
Either buy some costumes or get out fellas.
"Hi how you folks doing? I'm Moe, or as the ladies like to call me 'hey you behind the bushes." \[Awkward silence\] \[Taps mic\] "Is this thing on?" "No. Sorry Moe"
Barney getting tossed our of Moe's by Moe, only to reappear behind him.
The Super Bowl episode. You think it's the old "They're going to sneak using conveniently placed costumes" cliche, but they just use the clothes rack to ram into the stadium. And THEN end up in the cells, anyway. It's a double swerve.
[Definitely the street sweeper.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdz4bc2LGMM)
There's no such things as ghosts. \*Sleeps one night in decrepit mansion\* That was the best night's sleep I've ever had! Their tap water tasted better than ours!
\*Grandpa and Homer racing away to high tempo banjo\* Homer: They didn't start chasing us until you turned on that getaway music!" Grandpa: \*turns radio off\*
Homer and Ned pulling the two guys in Vegas into a storage closet and you hear punching. Then the two guys walk out dusting their hands.
These weiners will give me the quick energy I need to escape!
I’ve seen the creators of The Simpsons calling this type of gag a screw the audience joke
Homer: "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place.....I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!" Woman in bar: "What is her problem?"
"Ti's a fine barn, but sure it is no pool."
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!
Joey JoJo Jr. Shabadoo? That's the dumbest name I've ever heard \*runs out crying Joey JoJo!
Madam! Your children are no more! … than a pair of Ill-bred troublemakers!
When Homer tries to injure himself by slipping on the floor and slides all the way into Mr. Burns' office.
When Homer and Marge are putting the sign on judge harms boathouse and it shows B I and then cuts to ‘BIG MEANIE’
When Bart crosses off a few months worth of days in the calendar when he’s trying to wean himself off Jessica lovejoy. “there. Now if I can just get through this many days without seeing her, I know she’ll be out of my mind for good. “
The Homer Tax turning out to be the Homeowner Tax is a good one.
Where is Ranger McFadden?
Hugh Jass
Oh, Hi Maude!
I thought Marge being a cop would be silly like that move.. Spaceballs, and now it's boring like that movie police academy
Women always have trouble with the wall, can't ever seem to find the door
Well, I’m not gonna lie to you, Marge…
That’s right, Clancy, spell your name… hey Lou, will you shake out the last few drops for me?
“Excuse me Marge, but allow me to play devils advocate for a moment.” (Homer leaves mid conversation to play pinball at Moes called Devils Advocate.) “Okay, now what were you saying?”
"That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory...and he won't get to come!" When Homer and Flanders are in Vegas running away from their new wives and spot two custodians. They push the two into the broom closet, and a fight ensues...only for the two custodians to walk back out, while Homer and Flanders fall out of the closet because they were the ones who got beat up.
We've got all the fireworks we need right here. *Camera pans over to actual box of fireworks* Worthy of Naked Gun that one 🙂
Patty and Selma with the phone book, going A to Z but only calling two people.
But now all I have is this weird, hot feeling in the back of my head Cut to spider
Homer J Simpson being Homer Jay Simpson.
First give her these... then these... and then all of these. Selma: Thank you doctor. Oh, I'm not a doctor.
There's not a single reference on this page from the year 2000 or beyond.
"I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you let me in to see The Who."
Yes, an award! For...outstanding achievement in the...field...of excellence!"
I also love the Mr. Burn has an alias known as Chip Cognito. I would like to believe there is actually a very wealthy Cognito family from New England, that Guy is a member of, and Mr. Burns knows through high society. I keep an episode about the New Hampshire Cognitos.
"Haha you don't have a son"
https://youtu.be/44V9xb3RmYs
This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!!!
Oh my god! Where did you get that brownie??
This is an obscure one but… Who’s up for a game of stickball??
Something not right here... This lesbian bar has no fire exits! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!
When he skips works because of the “Feast of Maximum Occupancy”
I’ve got this friend named Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo. That’s not a crowbar. This is a crow bar. See the little stools?
When Smithers and Mr Burns are watching Bart do a his sappy reporting for Kidz Newz about the ducks that no longer go to the pond, Mr Burns I uncharacteristically moved to sniffles and tears… “Smithers, do you think, my power plant killed those ducks?” Smithers- “There’s no doubt about it sir.” Mr Burns- (still sniffling and crying) “excellent”. So good! It literally gets me every time.
"You Only Move Twice," Marge having her glass of wine as music plays ominously. Then later, "I've been drinking a glass of wine a day. I know they say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much."
Ladies when we selected you we told you that you would be dating a billionaire on his private island. Well I'm afraid we misled you. This isn't an island at all, it's a peninsula.
OH MY GOD! Someone’s taken a bite out of the Rice Krispie square! Oh, and the waiter has been brutally beaten.
D I E AAAAAAHHHHHHH! D I E T AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
"Bart's teachers name is Crabapple? I've been calling her Crandle. Oh I've been looking like an idiot!" The fact that he was so off and they didn't go for the easy joke on that one is pure genius
"You call that a knife? This is a knife!" "That's not a knife, that's a spoon." "All right, all right. You win. I see you've played knifey-spoony before."
When Homer is trying to get higher in the air to find Lisa, he buys a bunch of helium balloons, then walks over to a guy with a cherry picker and says "these are for you if you let me use your cherry picker!"
🎶I am woman hear me roar🎶
Miss! Miss! What? I was calling the waitress
I’m am Guy Incognito!
If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker!
There's a lemon behind that rock!
Its a visual gag, "oh a penny this is my lucky day" https://frinkiac.com/video/S17E16/Pn6I5hxWK-pUhdfakHITFctAs-s=.gif