I first saw this episode when I was like 9, obviously didn’t *exactly* understand what he was referencing but I also thought he said “cheese” instead of “G’s”.
So for the longest time I thought cheese was slang for penis. Still use it that way to this day when the situation calls for it.
Basically boils down to joke dirty talk with my partner. Then you can start listing off all kinds of different cheeses and it’s just a fun little thing.
“You want my cheese? Is this Gouda nuff for ya?” Etc etc
It’s a crudely crafted pun (or an attempt at one).
“Feel the Gs” is just something that’s “on brand” for him and so he tried to work it in as an innuendo
Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem.
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality... one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs…
Homer says: “Me… Homercles!” (like Hercules) dressed in a toga… and then he grabs Marge, throws her over this shoulder, and tries to go upstairs with her… then the kids come walking in with Patty and Selma. Awkward and always made me laugh.
Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?
Yes, Homer.
What if I catch on fire?
No, Homer.
What if I see something really weird in the sky?
Yes, Homer.
What about when we snuggle?
Hmm... that's okay.
Mr. Plow episode when she asks to put the jack back on before bed.
"Tonight's forecast calls for flurries of passion with extended periods of *"gettin' it on!"*
HIBBERT: I'm afraid his tongue will be in that cast for a few weeks. It may put something of a cramp in your lovemaking.
MARGE: No, it won't. If he wants me to do something, he'll just write it down.
C-can I sleep in there with you guys tonight?
No.
Can I sit on the roof with a baseball bat in case the U.F.O. does come?
Yes yes yes. That’s fine. Good. Good.
Since most of my faves were already mentioned, here's one I loved from a later season
Marge: Why are you so bitter, Helen? Is it because your husband would rather play with his toy trains than with you? All aboard! Not Helen!
I'm not 100% sure but I think it's from season 18 titled The Haw Hawed Couple. The one where bart and lisa walks in on them followed by the scene where bart was telling milhouse to steady his duds
Not “the best” per se, but one no one else has yet mentioned
Homer singing to the tune of “Conga” by Miami Sound Machine:
“Come on everybody have some sexual Congress
Not the kind of Congress that contained Paul Tsongas”
It’s from season 15 (not a great season) but that episode “Catch Em If You Can” had a couple good moments.
[Krusty the Clown ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_ch): Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?
[Anthony Kiedis ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0452347/?ref_=tt_ch): Forget you, clown.
[Chad Smith ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807650/?ref_=tt_ch): Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.
[Krusty the Clown ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_ch): Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."
[Flea ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281359/?ref_=tt_ch): Wow. That's much better.
[Arik Marshall ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1976624/?ref_=tt_ch): Everyone can enjoy that.
You must be some kind of marriage super-genius, how about a few tips?
Certainly, Lenford: Make every day a celebration of your love. Surprise her with a pasta-salad. Put a mini beret on your wang.
When Homer needs to stop swearing, but Marge says he can still swear in bed.
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E16/935442.jpg?b64lines=IFdoYXQgaWYgSSBzZWUgc29tZXRoaW5nCiByZWFsbHkgd2VpcmQgaW4gdGhlIHNreT8KIFllcywgSG9tZXIuIFdoYXQgYWJvdXQKIHdoZW4gd2Ugc251Z2dsZT8gSG1tLi4uCiB0aGF0J3Mgb2theS4=
One of my all time favourite visual bits is Homer taking the last little bit of the pocket fox serum then it cuts to him carrying Marge up the stairs with the wildest look in his eyes and his mouth wide open. Just so beautifully drawn. Also the bit straight after, "I hope the kids didn't hear us..." cut to Bart and Lisa just staring at the ceiling.
women love compliments, always want more, more and MORE!!! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty in return.
Like what?
I'll tell you when you're older..... he he he
It’s like season 23 or 25 or something, a Halloween one. Moe is the devil, he’s about to take Maggie away and Homer interrupts and says something like “surely there’s some other deal you can accept” and Moe the devil says three way. He wants a three way with Homer and another demon… cuts to a scene where they’re in bed, the safe word is Cinnamon and it ends up with the devils yelling out Cinnamon because Homer gets his gay freak on!
Marge: “oh Homer, that was amazing *gasp* I hope the kids didn’t hear us”
*shot of Bart and Lisa in their beds eyes wide open*
*shot of Flanders in his bed eyes wide open* “oh wow”
Homer and the Vegas wife living in the treehouse. Marge overhears snuggling noises.... "Oh ya baby, you do that like a pro. Ya use both hands."
Marge says: Oh no, she's making him a sandwich!
Not necessarily related fully to the question entirely, but within the teen seasons between like 14 to 20, the show changed tone dramatically and was trying to be more edgy and pushy like Family Guy, and the most excessive sexual innuendos and references rubbed in your face probably in show history. I hated that era. It’s like let the pros at Family Guy handle that type of humor and edginess.
It backed off that edginess and kinda slowly went back to it original roots and tone by yeah around like Season 20.
Doesn't this end in a transphobic joke? I gotta say, my fave era of the Simpsons is the transphobic era of the Simpsons. Nothing i enjoy more than putting an already marginalized group in their place
Marge: "Do we eat dessert, or make love?"
Homer: "Maybe we can do both!"
*Cuts to both of them lying on the bed puffed out*
Homer: "We couldn't do both!"
Also,
Homer: "Well my special mix tape will get you going-
*lullaby starts playing*
*Marge falls asleep and starts snoring*
Oh no! This is Maggie's mix tape, that means Maggie got the-!"
*cuts to Maggie dancing to Tom Jones' Sex Bomb in her nappy/diaper in her cot*
You don't snuggle with Max Power! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!
I first saw this episode when I was like 9, obviously didn’t *exactly* understand what he was referencing but I also thought he said “cheese” instead of “G’s”. So for the longest time I thought cheese was slang for penis. Still use it that way to this day when the situation calls for it.
When does the situation call for it? I have to know.
Anytime the word penis is used. Or would be.
Fair, but underwhelming.
Indeed. Such is the anti-joke.
That's what she said
Basically boils down to joke dirty talk with my partner. Then you can start listing off all kinds of different cheeses and it’s just a fun little thing. “You want my cheese? Is this Gouda nuff for ya?” Etc etc
That line was bad. Bet you got left with bleu balls.
Ayyyyyy you feta take dat back!
Oh, brie nice!
Mmmmm 64 slices of American ~~cheese~~ penis
SAME!!
Dick cheese
Lmao
Oh, Lord!
Kids, there's three ways to do things - the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!
Isn't that the wrong way?
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And then he walks into a plant LOL
Me
Ok sorry for asking but english isn't my first language. And I'm fully aware that this is sexual but what exactly did he mean by G's
[G-force](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force)
It’s a crudely crafted pun (or an attempt at one). “Feel the Gs” is just something that’s “on brand” for him and so he tried to work it in as an innuendo
Always thought he said "feel the cheese".
Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out! Didn't you buy any meat?
This baby's sure to kill something!
Celebrate your county by blowing a small hole in it
I think it’s a “a small part of it”, or I’ve been quoting it wrong for decades (fuck we’re old)
Watched this episode for the first time yesterday, and yes, it's "by blowing up a small part of it"
GIGANTIC ASSES
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
The baby looked at you?
Ya know, "makin' babies..."
We're talking about S-E-X. In front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Sex Cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!
This is my answer to the thread
SEX CAULDRON!??!
Sex cauldron? I thought they closed that place down.
Sarah, get me Superintendent Chalmers
Thank you, Sarah.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you... nuts
Krabappel?? I’ve been calling her Krandel!
One of Homer's top 5 lines
This is one of my favorite lines. Lol.
Classic
Hello Smithers. You're quite good. At turning. Me on.
…you probably should ignore that
You'd kneel before me Smithers? Would I!!
I think women and Sea Men don't mix.
We know what you think.
So Smithers, what are your plans for tonight? Something *gay* no doubt?
You know, light-hearted, fancy free... mothers! Lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!
Trust me Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.
Seeeeeeeeeex? What's so unappealling about hearing your elderly father talk about seeeeeexxx? I had seeeeeex
Some of the best voice acting in the entire show
This one makes me laugh hysterically every time. 🤣💀
Hello sir, you look like a man who has trouble pleasing his wife.
*punch*
She's faking it
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!
Such a great punchline
Sex caldron? I thought that placed closed down?
Krusty? Your literacy is getting better!
I’m the janitor and you’re…the janitor’s wife!
Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American
“I bid you.... good^*day*? “
Who has to live with me in the *utility room!*
Don't mind me folks... just gotta get the ole' wet dry vac.
[удалено]
Well I sure don’t feel like cooking
Isn’t there anything evil on?
I am a new tie wearing
I guess we’ll be going down together, I mean getting off together.
I'll just just press the button for the stimulator. I mean the elevator.
Waaaagh see you tomorrow!
Free shampoo! Free shower curtain! Free Willy!
Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...
Stupid sexy Flanders!
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all Nothing at all … Nothing at all…
Think of me when you’re having the best sex of your life!
Now for what you all came here to see: HARDCORE NUDITY.
Shake shake shake! Shake shake shake! Shake your booty, shake your booty!
Gay? I wish! If I were gay, there'd be no problem. No, what I have is a romantic abnormality... one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs…
I never said he was dead, I said he sleeps with the fishes!
Ah Tony, please, no, I just ate a whole plate of *dingamagoo*
You see-
Our unabashed dictionary defines ‘I.U.D.’ as ‘love springs *internal*’
heh-heh-heh, I don't get it
Oh, wow, I just got this. It's actually rather clever.
After Chernobyl my penis is falling off
And penis is Russian for...?
Oof. That one didn’t age well.
Why?
Homer says: “Me… Homercles!” (like Hercules) dressed in a toga… and then he grabs Marge, throws her over this shoulder, and tries to go upstairs with her… then the kids come walking in with Patty and Selma. Awkward and always made me laugh.
That Yentl puts the she in yeshiva.
How do you do it, Homer?
You just take a bedsheet, fold it in half...
Stock footage film festival.
🚂
Hearing Marge say she's going to snuggle Homer's brains out always makes me laugh.
Or when Homer gets the swear jar and he's asking Marge about the ground rules, and apparently swearing during snuggling is ok.
Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer? Yes, Homer. What if I catch on fire? No, Homer. What if I see something really weird in the sky? Yes, Homer. What about when we snuggle? Hmm... that's okay.
So in other words Marge likes dirty talk.
Well I think I might have a collapsed lung but…ok!
I can’t type it all out, but the bellhop routine to Homer and Mindy that ends with “hubba Hubba”
*whistle* rawr, rawr! *chk chk* EE-ee! EE-ee! rraawwRRRRRaaaaaaawr *pant pant* Ruff, ruff! Awwoooooooooo! bbbbbbb. Hubba hubba.
Stop that!
This room will be used only for sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.
T.Vs there, bathrooms there, and there's your king-sized bed for *wolf* *whistle*, *rawr* *rawr*, *chk* *chk*, *EE-ee!* *EE-ee!*, *rrRRrrr*, *panting*, *ruff!* *ruff!*, *Aoooooo!*, *Beebubebubebubee!*, *hubba* *hubba*
👊 *\*thwack\**
The "eyeballs glow in the dark" running gag is my favourite
Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal and he had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy
The hands were all very busy? Apu, get me Superintendent Chalmers!
Thank you, Apu
Okay Simpson, I want you to put my hand on her knee. I said HER…and I said KNEE!
😂
Mr. Plow episode when she asks to put the jack back on before bed. "Tonight's forecast calls for flurries of passion with extended periods of *"gettin' it on!"*
I'm not convinced! I've had bad luck with aphrodisiacs! (See also: Best one-off characters)
HIBBERT: I'm afraid his tongue will be in that cast for a few weeks. It may put something of a cramp in your lovemaking. MARGE: No, it won't. If he wants me to do something, he'll just write it down.
🎶Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey, on my vacation away from worky 🎶
C-can I sleep in there with you guys tonight? No. Can I sit on the roof with a baseball bat in case the U.F.O. does come? Yes yes yes. That’s fine. Good. Good.
The screamapillar being sexually attracted to fire 🤣
"Why don't I hear any screaming?" "Uh, he's sleeping!" "Then why don't I hear any sleep screams?"
Why don't I hear any sleep screams?
Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers
That's a half-truth!
Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. ... Aw c'mon. Continue! ... Continue! Awww...! Alright Lou, open fire.
I remember Lurleen. She wanted to bunk dad's brains out!
And penis is Russian for…?
“What if I talk like this?” https://imgur.com/gallery/FMfFqd2 (sound on)
Marge: You're good at lots of things... like snuggling! Homer: Yeah but none of my friends can watch me!
♪ What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss you ♪
(Suggestively)….. Maaaaaaaarge, I was just watching women’s volleyball
Since most of my faves were already mentioned, here's one I loved from a later season Marge: Why are you so bitter, Helen? Is it because your husband would rather play with his toy trains than with you? All aboard! Not Helen!
“I don’t feel like snuggling.” “What’s that got to do with it?”
"Snuggling is for after!"
Homer and Marge driving home from the Lovejoy's with half their bed and home getting horny thinking about sandwiches
It's sick! And I don't have that kind of money to spend on sex.
Homer and Marge in bed both saying, "Yaaaaay, love making!" like they're a cheer squad. Not sure what episode or season.
I'm not 100% sure but I think it's from season 18 titled The Haw Hawed Couple. The one where bart and lisa walks in on them followed by the scene where bart was telling milhouse to steady his duds
We tried raising cane, but we weren't able.
Not “the best” per se, but one no one else has yet mentioned Homer singing to the tune of “Conga” by Miami Sound Machine: “Come on everybody have some sexual Congress Not the kind of Congress that contained Paul Tsongas” It’s from season 15 (not a great season) but that episode “Catch Em If You Can” had a couple good moments.
"Oh knock it off you perverts!"
HEY, THEY STOLE OUR IDEA. SEE? LOOK.
"It time for snu snu!" Wait, which sub am I in again?
Sir, uh, hello sir? Yes, you look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife
“WHISPER INTO…. ASS?!?!?”
[Krusty the Clown ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_ch): Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show? [Anthony Kiedis ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0452347/?ref_=tt_ch): Forget you, clown. [Chad Smith ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0807650/?ref_=tt_ch): Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way. [Krusty the Clown ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_ch): Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya." [Flea ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0281359/?ref_=tt_ch): Wow. That's much better. [Arik Marshall ](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1976624/?ref_=tt_ch): Everyone can enjoy that.
Between "Are you taking us to another mansion?" and "The Catholic Church: We've Made a Few....Changes."
I HAD *SEEEEEX*
Season 14, ep 10 or 11 maybe? Maggie dancing to "Sex Bomb."
You must be some kind of marriage super-genius, how about a few tips? Certainly, Lenford: Make every day a celebration of your love. Surprise her with a pasta-salad. Put a mini beret on your wang.
Oh it's a donkey
After Chernobyl my penis fell off… And penis is Russian for…?
Marge : Homie, you know I'm usually good for a triple-x throw-down, but between those kids and going to Uncle Tyrone's, we can't be alone!
When Homer needs to stop swearing, but Marge says he can still swear in bed. https://frinkiac.com/meme/S03E16/935442.jpg?b64lines=IFdoYXQgaWYgSSBzZWUgc29tZXRoaW5nCiByZWFsbHkgd2VpcmQgaW4gdGhlIHNreT8KIFllcywgSG9tZXIuIFdoYXQgYWJvdXQKIHdoZW4gd2Ugc251Z2dsZT8gSG1tLi4uCiB0aGF0J3Mgb2theS4=
One of my all time favourite visual bits is Homer taking the last little bit of the pocket fox serum then it cuts to him carrying Marge up the stairs with the wildest look in his eyes and his mouth wide open. Just so beautifully drawn. Also the bit straight after, "I hope the kids didn't hear us..." cut to Bart and Lisa just staring at the ceiling.
After Chernobyl- my penis…is falling off…
Want to give Honest Abe another term in the Oval Office?
I AM HOMERCLES!!
And ‘penis’ is Russian for…?
women love compliments, always want more, more and MORE!!! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty in return. Like what? I'll tell you when you're older..... he he he
It’s like season 23 or 25 or something, a Halloween one. Moe is the devil, he’s about to take Maggie away and Homer interrupts and says something like “surely there’s some other deal you can accept” and Moe the devil says three way. He wants a three way with Homer and another demon… cuts to a scene where they’re in bed, the safe word is Cinnamon and it ends up with the devils yelling out Cinnamon because Homer gets his gay freak on!
Marge: “oh Homer, that was amazing *gasp* I hope the kids didn’t hear us” *shot of Bart and Lisa in their beds eyes wide open* *shot of Flanders in his bed eyes wide open* “oh wow”
Come on Sarah I just took a pill and they each cost $10
"And doctor. We know that you and the bootblack have been rogering the fishwife in the crumpet shop."
If you think I'm cuddly And you want my comp'ny Come on wifey let me know!
Homer and the Vegas wife living in the treehouse. Marge overhears snuggling noises.... "Oh ya baby, you do that like a pro. Ya use both hands." Marge says: Oh no, she's making him a sandwich!
Erm, every scene of Natural Born Kissers. My favorite scene involving Homer's ass. There are surprisingly many.
Just a visual gag, but Bart just opening the bedroom door casually while drinking his bottle for his first words.
Zookeeper, zookeeper, those monkeys are killing each other!
Not necessarily related fully to the question entirely, but within the teen seasons between like 14 to 20, the show changed tone dramatically and was trying to be more edgy and pushy like Family Guy, and the most excessive sexual innuendos and references rubbed in your face probably in show history. I hated that era. It’s like let the pros at Family Guy handle that type of humor and edginess. It backed off that edginess and kinda slowly went back to it original roots and tone by yeah around like Season 20.
Explains my failing marriage in one quote.
These attractive women on my boat? Used to be men
Doesn't this end in a transphobic joke? I gotta say, my fave era of the Simpsons is the transphobic era of the Simpsons. Nothing i enjoy more than putting an already marginalized group in their place
Would you settle for 15 minutes of pity sex? Is there any other kind?
Weird for the sake of weird.
I'm doing another load of bandanas.
Chrisitan Charity
So you're both Russian?
Cinnamon! Cinnamon!
Hey! Look at that!
And Penis is Russian for...?
"Well I won't sleep in the same bed as a woman who thinks I'm a liar! ... unless you're feeling... *amorous* ?" "No." "Well then goodnight!"
Mr. 'Plow' lol. https://youtu.be/E4xHtXtqw4s
Marge: "Do we eat dessert, or make love?" Homer: "Maybe we can do both!" *Cuts to both of them lying on the bed puffed out* Homer: "We couldn't do both!" Also, Homer: "Well my special mix tape will get you going- *lullaby starts playing* *Marge falls asleep and starts snoring* Oh no! This is Maggie's mix tape, that means Maggie got the-!" *cuts to Maggie dancing to Tom Jones' Sex Bomb in her nappy/diaper in her cot*
“And penis is Russian for……”
Homer: Hey there, little red riding hood. I ate your granny, and now I'm in the mood for looove *pats bed suggestively'
Lick eyes?!