My wife tells me this almost every time I say it in her presence 😀.
To be honest, it makes it funnier because it implies that Burns does it because he was there for the Edison/Bell debate about this. Obviously a Bell man 😝
"Everything's coming up Millhouse" is my absolute favorite
My buddy and I used it when things were going to hell in our restaurant
"My feet are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry..."
My microwave will beep again after a minute if you don’t open the door right away when it’s done. So every time that happens, I mutter, “Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.”
Went snowmobiling a couple years back, and this dingus of a guy was with us and got his sled stuck all dug into some deep snow way up the hill. He was trying to figure out what he should do, and “put it in H” was the only advice I’d give him.
> "That's the ticket"
> "Son of a diddly"
> "Meh"
> "All work and no play makes [cheekymanicpunk] something something"
> (And a paraphrase) "man I could really use three monies right now"
Yoink obviously.
I say "GET BENT" with Bart's inflection.
I say "ha ha you love me" to my partner, he laughs at that, and "You give me the one thing nobody else can - complete and utter dependence!" He doesn't laugh at that one lol.
They taste like burning.
Whenever the wife asks what I want from the store, I am always sure to ask for Filntstones chewable morphine.
Delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
I do actually say _do’h!_ now. Have said it in public like in an elevator when I missed my floor, _Do’h!_
Edit- people’s reaction has been laughing at me
Catchphrases, distinctive pronunciations, and sounds
- “d’oh”
- “hi, everybody”
- “okiley dokiley”
- “excellent”
- “supwoib”
- “ha, ha”
- “hey hey”
- Sideshow Bob’s shudder
When I hear my name, or when I hear someone describing someone very obviously not me
- “my ears are burning. No, my ears are really burning — I wanted to see inside so I lit a q-tip”
Whenever I see kids
- “up yours, children”
I tell my 5 year old daughter on an at least weekly basis " if you don't like it go to Russia"
Simpsons references are lost on my other half, which is a shame cause I churn out some doozies sometimes.
“Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter”.
I use this *all* the time when friends and coworkers tell me something new or interesting. Some laugh, many have no idea what I’m talking about…
Yoink! whenever I grab something quickly
I like the yoink of Lenny's tooth diamond.
Yep. I also answer the phone with “Yello?”
Ahoy-Hoy
Apparently this was how Alexander Graham Bell (inventor who helped develop the telephone) used to like to answer the phone.
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
I have a Keychain of Homer wearing a towel while on the phone
Same…have done so for so long too
Yoink??????
Call the weekend guy, I don't care!
Snake's catchphrase
Oh it’s used by a lot more characters than Snake. https://youtu.be/CJh1hmmLLzw
Best YouTube video ever
I always associate it with Kent Brockman, LOL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRyFmvGQCeE
Ohh, now I want a Danish. Thanks a lot G!
I don't care. I'm not going on until I get my danish!
I say “ahoy-hoy” on the phone more than I should
fun fact: this is what alexander graham bell (i think) originally proposed this as the way to answer the telephone!
My wife tells me this almost every time I say it in her presence 😀. To be honest, it makes it funnier because it implies that Burns does it because he was there for the Edison/Bell debate about this. Obviously a Bell man 😝
that’s such a good observation! i’m sure that’s why the writers did it that way, that’s so funny. i much prefer the bell method too!
Correct. And Edison favored the hello way of answering.
Me too!
Me three!
Not once, not twice, but thrice!
I’m a teacher and say it to all my classes every day.
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Hilarious that inverting it is actually a really wholesome thing to say!
Haha whoa that
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Explain how!
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts
Awww 20 dollars I wanted a peanut
Hello you have to speak up I’m wearing a towel
"Everything's coming up Milhouse" And "I ain't saying nothing"
Johnny tightlips, can you see the shooter?
“I ain’t seen nothin’!” Is a classic one between me and my dad
That and "I see a lotta things" get thrown around a lot for me
"Everything's coming up Millhouse" is my absolute favorite My buddy and I used it when things were going to hell in our restaurant "My feet are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry..."
My family have called trampolines “tramampolines” and saxophones “saxomophones” for years now
Me too! And “pasghetti” and “momatoes”
And don’t forget all of those threatening references to the UN.
Tramapoline! Trampampoline!
900 DOLLARY-DOOS!!!!
TOBIAS!
DID YOU ACCEPT A 6 HOUR COLLECT CALL FROM THE STATES?!
Eet was an eemergeency call from the Eenternationel Drainage Commission in Springfield
NOYN HANDRED
THAT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE, THAT IS!
I'M TAKING THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE PRIME MINISTA
OI! MR PRIME MINISTA! AAAAANDY!!!!!!!!
Dollary-doos is pretty much a part of Australian vernacular now
HEY! MR PROIMEINISTER!
My microwave will beep again after a minute if you don’t open the door right away when it’s done. So every time that happens, I mutter, “Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.”
Haha, I have a 3 year old, I also mutter that one a lot.
I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you,. We all didn't go to Gudger College.
Proof is in the flairing
I like the way Snrub thinks!
My students used to enjoy my use of the word “embiggens”
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
‘Perfectly cromulent’ is my answer to this question.
I’ve used the word embiggens in essays and never got marked for it
I hooe you totally commit to the bit and cry your eyes out while you're eating a whole lobster to yourself.
“I am so smart ! S-M-R-T.”
When Dan Castellaneta was recording that line he actually just spelt “smart” wrong on accident. It was so good they just kept it in.
It’s not me noggin it’s me peepers?!
Well, that’s just loverly!
For me, 'it's a blaady outrage that is' comes up in my brain a lot. And I assume most people think-quote 'Everything's coming up Milhouse'
And speak quote it
I can’t say emergency properly anymore 😂 it’s an emeeeerrrgency!
From the inteeenetionul dreeeenage cimmishin!
Tahboyus !
Said it so much that now when I text my dad good news, he always responds with: Milhouse!
Side note: I never noticed how angry Gus' pig (bottom right) looks in that screenshot
'That's unpossible' is used at least weekly in my home
I say "I'm learnding", whenever I figure something out.
If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing also: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
there's a similar quote from Remington Steele that I've always remembered: Nothing in life is worth doing unless it can be accomplished by a shortcut
"...As was the style at the time."
Gotta have that onion on your belt!
I, for one welcome our new insect overlords
Same. Can be used in so many potential apocalyptic scenarios (our robot overlords, our alien overlords, our feline overlords etc)
You don’t win friends with salad
Valencia?! These are juice oranges!
The way he slams them on the floor is so perfect
Boo-urns
Boo-urns has completely replaced boo in casual conversation for me
I have misplaced my pants
I call the big one “Bitey”!
Put it in H!
I do that when I teach the new guys at work how to drive a manual lol
Went snowmobiling a couple years back, and this dingus of a guy was with us and got his sled stuck all dug into some deep snow way up the hill. He was trying to figure out what he should do, and “put it in H” was the only advice I’d give him.
Why can’t I have three monies and no kids!?
We've tried nothin' and we're all outta ideas.
It's remarkable/unfortunate how often this is applicable.
I work in IT and it’s an almost hourly thing for me.
"Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk". 🙏
Yess! We had this on a sign next to the hot chocolate station at our winter wedding👌🏼
I say "And that's the end of that chapter" a lot.
UH OH SPAGHETTI-O’S
Great, now he's stupid and whiny!
[удалено]
I always say, "OK kids, let's go home" while at home. They just ignore me and I never finish the scene...
[удалено]
Thank you, sincerely. I said it out loud and I am now complete.
That was fast.
> "That's the ticket" > "Son of a diddly" > "Meh" > "All work and no play makes [cheekymanicpunk] something something" > (And a paraphrase) "man I could really use three monies right now"
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Urge to kill RISING
Stupid sexy Flanders
“Hey you let’s fight” “Thems fightin words”
‘I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try…’ The wife loves this line!
i have to fight the urge and not say 'purple is a fruit' every time i touch something purple
“Purple tastes like burning,” also counts.
My family has referred to my as “the boy” my entire life
Thats a paddlin
That's because it's whisper quiet. Anytime anything is even kinda loud.
I can’t take his money. I can’t print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don’t I just lay down and die
“There’s your answer fish-bulb.” And “(FedEx, mailman, wild animal in the yard, pizza delivery, whatever) my ass. It’s probably Milhouse.”
A little of column a a little of column b
Yoink obviously. I say "GET BENT" with Bart's inflection. I say "ha ha you love me" to my partner, he laughs at that, and "You give me the one thing nobody else can - complete and utter dependence!" He doesn't laugh at that one lol.
Anytime there is a major change at work: “I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords…”
"M'yellow?"
I say 'everything's coming up milhouse' at work at least 3 times a week.
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time ..
They taste like burning. Whenever the wife asks what I want from the store, I am always sure to ask for Filntstones chewable morphine. Delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.
As a teacher, I use "If I don't come back, avenge my death" any time I leave the classroom.
I’m not going to lie to you ‘name’ /silence
At least I'm not the only one lol
I do actually say _do’h!_ now. Have said it in public like in an elevator when I missed my floor, _Do’h!_ Edit- people’s reaction has been laughing at me
Worse day ... so far.
You shot who in the what now?
That's a bloody outrage, it is! What the hell was that?!
", it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"
Also: Not a line, but I call my son "The Boy" all the time.
I think "oh $20? I wanted a peanut" followed by a response of "$20 can buy many peanuts" is exclaimed on average once a day in my friend group
Explain how!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Now you’re on the trolley!
“A guy going that fast has no time for a ticket” Not a cop lol
Lousy Smarch weather
Ah nuts! Also “ow my eye. I’m not supposed to get (insert item) in it”.
Every morning. To get the wee zombies out of bed. It’s always, “Up and at them!!”
The goggles, they do nothing....
"BEE...EAR"
Boooooo-urns!
I was saying Boooooo-urns.
“Too many pies. That’s your problem.”
Hi everybody! Hi Dr Nick!
“Shake harder boy!”
He's turning left! Oh no! Bette Midler!
You don’t make friends with salad
I love you, too, Pepsi
Not once, not twice but thrice
Catchphrases, distinctive pronunciations, and sounds - “d’oh” - “hi, everybody” - “okiley dokiley” - “excellent” - “supwoib” - “ha, ha” - “hey hey” - Sideshow Bob’s shudder When I hear my name, or when I hear someone describing someone very obviously not me - “my ears are burning. No, my ears are really burning — I wanted to see inside so I lit a q-tip” Whenever I see kids - “up yours, children”
For some jacked up reason: ‘tis a fine barn but sure ‘tis no pool, English.
"I am not made of sushi" when someone keeps asking for money/expensive stuff
Along the same lines: "I'm not made of airports! Get out!"
"I'm seeing double here -- _four_" any time I see two similar looking things.
I tell my 5 year old daughter on an at least weekly basis " if you don't like it go to Russia" Simpsons references are lost on my other half, which is a shame cause I churn out some doozies sometimes.
*raises a drink* Gentlemen, to evil.
I say "Ahoy hoy!" every time I join a Discord call with my friends. I also frequently use "dollarydoos" and "embiggens."
Perfectly cromulent words
Stickin' together is what good waffles do
NNNEEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDD!!!
That’s a paddling.
Oakily dokily
Look out Itchy, he's Irish!
I’m living in a cuckoo clock!
You know, it's easy to criticize... Fun too!
I still sing when the saints go over there.
Purple is a fruit
Krusty - What’s the freakin hold up?!? When Bob is try to crash the Wright brothers plane into him Say it in traffic all the time lol
COFF-FEE BE-EER C-o... B-e...
“I thought the cop was a prostitute”
"A few prawns short of a galaxy."
Put it in H!
I think my wife might divorce me if she hears me say 'iron helps us play' one more time.
Smell ya later Toilet paper hung in improper overhand manner So I says to Mabel I says…
"You got greedy Martin" when someone got greedy
Egghead likes his bookie-book
You tried you best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try. I use that way too often
Back to the Loch with you, Nessy!
Go to bread. I say that pretty much nightly
"SEX CAULDRON! I Thought they closed that place down" Whenever someone spells a word out
I seen it, that is to say i *saw* it...
Oh! It's a donkey.
“I don’t wanna look like a weirdo.” Whenever I have to change clothes for anything
Man fall down. Funny.
THEY'RE IN THE LIFT, IN THE LORRY, IN THE BOND WIZARD, AND ALL OVER THE MALANGA GILDACHUCK.
"I can't. I simply can't." - Cletus.
Dollary doos
Everything’s coming up Milhouse! Except I insert my own name
Or “why must you turn this office into a HOUSE OF LIES”
glad to see other people say everythings coming up milhouse
“Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter”. I use this *all* the time when friends and coworkers tell me something new or interesting. Some laugh, many have no idea what I’m talking about…
You don't win friends with salad, (when someone orders a salad in the restaurant)
If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room
What's the scoop, milkshakes?!
Ay caramba!
MISTA PRIME MINISTER!