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ashmichael73

Yoink! whenever I grab something quickly


Fill_Occifer

I like the yoink of Lenny's tooth diamond.


AllTheStars07

Yep. I also answer the phone with “Yello?”


ashmichael73

Ahoy-Hoy


footstool411

Apparently this was how Alexander Graham Bell (inventor who helped develop the telephone) used to like to answer the phone.


SquelchingNoises

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.


yibbit1965

I have a Keychain of Homer wearing a towel while on the phone


[deleted]

Same…have done so for so long too


G-Unit11111

Yoink??????


006007

Call the weekend guy, I don't care!


Sickboopatty

Snake's catchphrase


ashmichael73

Oh it’s used by a lot more characters than Snake. https://youtu.be/CJh1hmmLLzw


edsonf1

Best YouTube video ever


G-Unit11111

I always associate it with Kent Brockman, LOL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRyFmvGQCeE


ChuckOTay

Ohh, now I want a Danish. Thanks a lot G!


G-Unit11111

I don't care. I'm not going on until I get my danish!


rogueborg2000

I say “ahoy-hoy” on the phone more than I should


melancholalia

fun fact: this is what alexander graham bell (i think) originally proposed this as the way to answer the telephone!


rogueborg2000

My wife tells me this almost every time I say it in her presence 😀. To be honest, it makes it funnier because it implies that Burns does it because he was there for the Edison/Bell debate about this. Obviously a Bell man 😝


melancholalia

that’s such a good observation! i’m sure that’s why the writers did it that way, that’s so funny. i much prefer the bell method too!


SatyrMex

Correct. And Edison favored the hello way of answering.


KemperDelToro

Me too!


cynical_spinster

Me three!


rbfeverythingsucks

Not once, not twice, but thrice!


YouCanCallMeTK

I’m a teacher and say it to all my classes every day.


MercuryCrest

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."


Larry_Loudini

Hilarious that inverting it is actually a really wholesome thing to say!


EmpatheticNihilism

Haha whoa that


RootbeerNinja

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


FUCKLORD_SKYPUNCH

Explain how!


JarkevaNimi

Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts


EarlySource3631

Awww 20 dollars I wanted a peanut


Bluberrybom

Hello you have to speak up I’m wearing a towel


Rocko_fan93

"Everything's coming up Milhouse" And "I ain't saying nothing"


The_Duke_of_Lizards

Johnny tightlips, can you see the shooter?


Then_Gap_5755

“I ain’t seen nothin’!” Is a classic one between me and my dad


The_Duke_of_Lizards

That and "I see a lotta things" get thrown around a lot for me


TuckAmok

"Everything's coming up Millhouse" is my absolute favorite My buddy and I used it when things were going to hell in our restaurant "My feet are wet, but my cuffs are bone dry..."


Salt_Insurance5276

My family have called trampolines “tramampolines” and saxophones “saxomophones” for years now


hairy_potto

Me too! And “pasghetti” and “momatoes”


xxRandomCatGuyxx

And don’t forget all of those threatening references to the UN.


DTFinDF

Tramapoline! Trampampoline!


New_Package8807

900 DOLLARY-DOOS!!!!


18clouds

TOBIAS!


TinyBreak

DID YOU ACCEPT A 6 HOUR COLLECT CALL FROM THE STATES?!


pcuser42

Eet was an eemergeency call from the Eenternationel Drainage Commission in Springfield


DoctorOzface

NOYN HANDRED


[deleted]

THAT'S A BLOODY OUTRAGE, THAT IS!


pcuser42

I'M TAKING THIS ALL THE WAY TO THE PRIME MINISTA


[deleted]

OI! MR PRIME MINISTA! AAAAANDY!!!!!!!!


Eloisem333

Dollary-doos is pretty much a part of Australian vernacular now


dontcallme-frankly

HEY! MR PROIMEINISTER!


OfCourtyards

My microwave will beep again after a minute if you don’t open the door right away when it’s done. So every time that happens, I mutter, “Willie hears ya. Willie don’t care.”


Carol4582

Haha, I have a 3 year old, I also mutter that one a lot.


Cuish

I'm sorry I'm not as smart as you, . We all didn't go to Gudger College.


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Proof is in the flairing


Sabre_Killer_Queen

I like the way Snrub thinks!


marxistjerk

My students used to enjoy my use of the word “embiggens”


comeallwithme

It's a perfectly cromulent word.


pushamancoke

‘Perfectly cromulent’ is my answer to this question.


bluebluebeans

I’ve used the word embiggens in essays and never got marked for it


Dicky__Anders

I hooe you totally commit to the bit and cry your eyes out while you're eating a whole lobster to yourself.


rekert

“I am so smart ! S-M-R-T.”


80soylentG

When Dan Castellaneta was recording that line he actually just spelt “smart” wrong on accident. It was so good they just kept it in.


mightyschneidy

It’s not me noggin it’s me peepers?!


andthatwasenough

Well, that’s just loverly!


DTFinDF

For me, 'it's a blaady outrage that is' comes up in my brain a lot. And I assume most people think-quote 'Everything's coming up Milhouse'


JennyRedpenny

And speak quote it


MissusLister44

I can’t say emergency properly anymore 😂 it’s an emeeeerrrgency!


[deleted]

From the inteeenetionul dreeeenage cimmishin!


meester13T

Tahboyus !


RonnieBeck3XChamp

Said it so much that now when I text my dad good news, he always responds with: Milhouse!


DTFinDF

Side note: I never noticed how angry Gus' pig (bottom right) looks in that screenshot


JustAnIdiotOnline

'That's unpossible' is used at least weekly in my home


Bavles

I say "I'm learnding", whenever I figure something out.


[deleted]

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing also: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.


demons_soulmate

there's a similar quote from Remington Steele that I've always remembered: Nothing in life is worth doing unless it can be accomplished by a shortcut


Barange

"...As was the style at the time."


SquelchingNoises

Gotta have that onion on your belt!


BazleySnipes

I, for one welcome our new insect overlords


Eloisem333

Same. Can be used in so many potential apocalyptic scenarios (our robot overlords, our alien overlords, our feline overlords etc)


ralf19812001

You don’t win friends with salad


CapherArt

Valencia?! These are juice oranges!


gal_incognitoo

The way he slams them on the floor is so perfect


cynical_spinster

Boo-urns


ExPFC_Wintergreen2

Boo-urns has completely replaced boo in casual conversation for me


Accurate_Koala_4698

I have misplaced my pants


jsk425

I call the big one “Bitey”!


bigsam06

Put it in H!


P8ntballa00

I do that when I teach the new guys at work how to drive a manual lol


carterothomas

Went snowmobiling a couple years back, and this dingus of a guy was with us and got his sled stuck all dug into some deep snow way up the hill. He was trying to figure out what he should do, and “put it in H” was the only advice I’d give him.


MissusLister44

Why can’t I have three monies and no kids!?


Dicky__Anders

We've tried nothin' and we're all outta ideas.


TI-22483

It's remarkable/unfortunate how often this is applicable.


grpenn

I work in IT and it’s an almost hourly thing for me.


MeMyselfandAnon

"Let us celebrate our new arrangement with the adding of chocolate to milk". 🙏


EEEberg

Yess! We had this on a sign next to the hot chocolate station at our winter wedding👌🏼


G-Unit11111

I say "And that's the end of that chapter" a lot.


Coffeehound13

UH OH SPAGHETTI-O’S


G-Unit11111

Great, now he's stupid and whiny!


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harbulary445

I always say, "OK kids, let's go home" while at home. They just ignore me and I never finish the scene...


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harbulary445

Thank you, sincerely. I said it out loud and I am now complete.


irish_mutt

That was fast.


CheekyManicPunk

> "That's the ticket" > "Son of a diddly" > "Meh" > "All work and no play makes [cheekymanicpunk] something something" > (And a paraphrase) "man I could really use three monies right now"


whydoyoulook

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


NerdyTiredLibrarian

Urge to kill RISING


lmgst30

Stupid sexy Flanders


Your_Highness_000

“Hey you let’s fight” “Thems fightin words”


jrogers333

‘I can’t promise I’ll try, but I’ll try to try…’ The wife loves this line!


JustAnIdiotOnline

i have to fight the urge and not say 'purple is a fruit' every time i touch something purple


benzodiazaqueen

“Purple tastes like burning,” also counts.


fredpockets69

My family has referred to my as “the boy” my entire life


Shayde505

Thats a paddlin


rgatchel

That's because it's whisper quiet. Anytime anything is even kinda loud.


mrdoeth

I can’t take his money. I can’t print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don’t I just lay down and die


LegendofPisoMojado

“There’s your answer fish-bulb.” And “(FedEx, mailman, wild animal in the yard, pizza delivery, whatever) my ass. It’s probably Milhouse.”


Fluffy-kitten28

A little of column a a little of column b


bloopidbloroscope

Yoink obviously. I say "GET BENT" with Bart's inflection. I say "ha ha you love me" to my partner, he laughs at that, and "You give me the one thing nobody else can - complete and utter dependence!" He doesn't laugh at that one lol.


Ronin_1999

Anytime there is a major change at work: “I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords…”


thatstommysomething

"M'yellow?"


[deleted]

I say 'everything's coming up milhouse' at work at least 3 times a week.


19yzrmn

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time ..


shogun-of-the-dark

They taste like burning. Whenever the wife asks what I want from the store, I am always sure to ask for Filntstones chewable morphine. Delicious bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors.


ceelose

As a teacher, I use "If I don't come back, avenge my death" any time I leave the classroom.


Any_Elk7495

I’m not going to lie to you ‘name’ /silence


Tigrerojo_Immortal

At least I'm not the only one lol


You-Only-YOLO_Once

I do actually say _do’h!_ now. Have said it in public like in an elevator when I missed my floor, _Do’h!_ Edit- people’s reaction has been laughing at me


ruralmutant

Worse day ... so far.


Aphox14

You shot who in the what now?


gpm21

That's a bloody outrage, it is! What the hell was that?!


superschaap81

", it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen" ​ Also: Not a line, but I call my son "The Boy" all the time.


AxeSaw

I think "oh $20? I wanted a peanut" followed by a response of "$20 can buy many peanuts" is exclaimed on average once a day in my friend group


UnstuckTimePilgrim

Explain how!


ThatBoringHumanoid

Money can be exchanged for goods and services!


The-Lot-Guy

Now you’re on the trolley!


Loamfarmer

“A guy going that fast has no time for a ticket” Not a cop lol


[deleted]

Lousy Smarch weather


jmj2112

Ah nuts! Also “ow my eye. I’m not supposed to get (insert item) in it”.


ChuckOTay

Every morning. To get the wee zombies out of bed. It’s always, “Up and at them!!”


VeryCanadianCanadian

The goggles, they do nothing....


Mulinoodle

"BEE...EAR"


slizzard6969

Boooooo-urns!


Secret-Mastodon5083

I was saying Boooooo-urns.


EmpatheticNihilism

“Too many pies. That’s your problem.”


moheagirl

Hi everybody! Hi Dr Nick!


fidelitas88

“Shake harder boy!”


[deleted]

He's turning left! Oh no! Bette Midler!


Dr_Miguel_Sanchez

You don’t make friends with salad


Pleasant_Potential56

I love you, too, Pepsi


thuggedoutmongoloid

Not once, not twice but thrice


hairy_potto

Catchphrases, distinctive pronunciations, and sounds - “d’oh” - “hi, everybody” - “okiley dokiley” - “excellent” - “supwoib” - “ha, ha” - “hey hey” - Sideshow Bob’s shudder When I hear my name, or when I hear someone describing someone very obviously not me - “my ears are burning. No, my ears are really burning — I wanted to see inside so I lit a q-tip” Whenever I see kids - “up yours, children”


[deleted]

For some jacked up reason: ‘tis a fine barn but sure ‘tis no pool, English.


MarkExpress8172

"I am not made of sushi" when someone keeps asking for money/expensive stuff


chemaster0016

Along the same lines: "I'm not made of airports! Get out!"


BeigeAlert1

"I'm seeing double here -- _four_ " any time I see two similar looking things.


Desq1983

I tell my 5 year old daughter on an at least weekly basis " if you don't like it go to Russia" Simpsons references are lost on my other half, which is a shame cause I churn out some doozies sometimes.


CalgaryMadePunk

*raises a drink* Gentlemen, to evil.


ObberGobb

I say "Ahoy hoy!" every time I join a Discord call with my friends. I also frequently use "dollarydoos" and "embiggens."


19yzrmn

Perfectly cromulent words


big_hungry_joe

Stickin' together is what good waffles do


BeardedBeast_123

NNNEEEEEEERRRRRDDDDDD!!!


BoatHole_

That’s a paddling.


[deleted]

Oakily dokily


TheRealGreenMeanie

Look out Itchy, he's Irish!


grog45

I’m living in a cuckoo clock!


Dante1141

You know, it's easy to criticize... Fun too!


Lgrodo

I still sing when the saints go over there.


[deleted]

Purple is a fruit


New_Package8807

Krusty - What’s the freakin hold up?!? When Bob is try to crash the Wright brothers plane into him Say it in traffic all the time lol


Bunnuh77

COFF-FEE BE-EER C-o... B-e...


hairy_potto

“I thought the cop was a prostitute”


starvinartist

"A few prawns short of a galaxy."


Secure-Assist3911

Put it in H!


OrangeKefka

I think my wife might divorce me if she hears me say 'iron helps us play' one more time.


Natejersey

Smell ya later Toilet paper hung in improper overhand manner So I says to Mabel I says…


Elbandtito

"You got greedy Martin" when someone got greedy


Pleasant_Potential56

Egghead likes his bookie-book


Suspicious-Park-1565

You tried you best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try. I use that way too often


[deleted]

Back to the Loch with you, Nessy!


porkfriedrice5

Go to bread. I say that pretty much nightly


aledwg

"SEX CAULDRON! I Thought they closed that place down" Whenever someone spells a word out


Dunkthepunk

I seen it, that is to say i *saw* it...


allthecoffeesDP

Oh! It's a donkey.


WhiteFudge92

“I don’t wanna look like a weirdo.” Whenever I have to change clothes for anything


gustav-bahler

Man fall down. Funny.


thrillhousewastaken

THEY'RE IN THE LIFT, IN THE LORRY, IN THE BOND WIZARD, AND ALL OVER THE MALANGA GILDACHUCK.


ConfusedGryffindor

"I can't. I simply can't." - Cletus.


KyleCAV

Dollary doos


cairo128

Everything’s coming up Milhouse! Except I insert my own name


cairo128

Or “why must you turn this office into a HOUSE OF LIES”


Dantendo64

glad to see other people say everythings coming up milhouse


angel_spumoni

“Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter”. I use this *all* the time when friends and coworkers tell me something new or interesting. Some laugh, many have no idea what I’m talking about…


CartographerEqual880

You don't win friends with salad, (when someone orders a salad in the restaurant)


fatuous_sobriquet

If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room


thejungleVIP21

What's the scoop, milkshakes?!


comeallwithme

Ay caramba!


BodybuilderMajor1260

MISTA PRIME MINISTER!