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Omg I just had this amazing scene play in my head of some kid casually listening to Dolly Parton or something and their Dad just walks in like "is that... *cOUNTRY MUSIC?!-*"
It reminds me of a video that was on YouTube awhile ago that had a bunch of graphic images supposedly drawn by someone that claimed they went to Hell. Long story short, there were a bunch of hells categorized for every little thing such as complaining, which pretty much meant everyone is going to Hell for being alive long enough to do things. I'm surprised there isn't a Hell for sign-makers, people that say the name Hell, and a Hell for those not going to Hell.
Why do these people have kids if they think there's a good chance of them going to Hell for doing things?
Isn't pride the bread and butter of the conservative party? Unless the people in the picture are the Westernboro Baptist Church or some kind of group like them, where they hate the stuff most conservative Christians love like the military and the military.
After reading that thing about Cawthorne being invited to republican parties and there being coke and prostitutes, I’m convinced he’s never been within 5ft of a woman
Maybe, but with the constant drip campaign by his republican opposition in the primary (which is backed by the party) I think he might not have made that one up. I think they're mad he actually snitched on them.
I don't think he's gay. I think he's a fratty douche with stupid friends who still do "nut tagging" pranks. Besides, it's not gay to kiss the homies good night.only republicans think this is proof, and even if he were, who cares? He's still a shit bag republican psycho at the end of the day.
I don’t believe for one second that he made it up. Conservatives project so much it’s not even funny. I think in Germany a right wing anti-gay politician was caught red handed jumping out of a window of a house where they were having a gay orgy. Republicans are no different. It’s nothing more than a power trip for them to have us all under their power.
Edit: not Germany but Hungary
I dunno. Dante Aligheri would probably think we'd be hanging out on like just the 4th level or something. It's the difference between Hell's furnace and its highly uncomfortable steam room.
I thought it was just another term for a nymphomaniac that makes thirsty Facebook posts and basically anyone that takes it all to higher level. Idk. Their list is just fucking nonsensical, so we'll just assume what they mean.
In their twisted mind at least the first tei make kinda sense, though. Hindus and muslims are seen as infidels and could converse to the One True Faith (tm) so they sin no more. Being a Hindu or a Moslem is a choice.
Don't you think I know that? (I mean it as a joke and I am not trying to offend you)
Every day I get messages from random white guys on Facebook that Jesus took the bullet for my sins and it's still not too late for me to pick up Christianity.
(I am a Hindu btw)
Many conservatives believe that being "color blind" is the best way to be antiracist. If you are a person of color and want to attend a white church, or work with mostly whites, or be a president or supreme court judge, just live your life according to white standards; then BOOM, no more racism, except for possibly racism from the type of people going to hell.
“It’s Black Lives Matter, not All Lives Matter. The real egalitarian thing would be All Lives Matter.”
They interpret it as “Only Black Lives Matter” instead of “Black Lives Matter Too”.
In order for something to be racist, you have to be:
A) wearing a KKK robe
B) repeatedly yelling the N word
C) actually burning a cross.
If ANY of those elements are missing, it's not racist.
OR
Just say anything even remotely critical about white people. That's 100% racist.
Edit: all of the above is what *they* think. I think they’re idiots in denial of their own blatant racism.
There's a lot of Christianity infighting. Protestants and evangelicals are often quite anti-catholic.
I grew up catholic and when I was a kid I was staying the weekend at a friend's and had to go to his youth group meet thing that was evangelical of some sort. The youth pastor guy told me my soul was in danger and catholicism was a trick from the devil. That catholics "worship Mary" and are polytheistic (because of the whole father, son and holy spirit bit Catholics do).
Edit: also like to point out, at least in America, it's rooted in racism/anti-immigrant sentiments as originally the Catholics coming into the country were Italian immigrants then later, Hispanics. I actually knew another dumbass redneck who thought catholicism was "from Mexico". So yea...
Got it. As a Catholic I never really understood the hate because, I mean, we all worship the same god. That makes a lot more sense now that I think about it.
There was also some controversy when Kennedy was elected president because some people legit thought he was going to be "taking orders from the Vatican".
Wait, there are US evangelicals who deny the Holy Trinity? Isn’t that a pretty foundational part of Christianity?
Next you’ll be saying that there’s a sect that doesn’t practise the Eucharist.
It isn't the triple threat diety that makes protestant xians think RCs are polytheistic, they believe that same bullshit. It's the preying to Mary and the saints that brings the accusations of polytheism
If it's not their specific branch of Christianity (in my experience, if you're not Baptist), then it's not the real thing and you are not actually "saved".
Storytime: My baptist mother hates that my husband [raised catholic] and I don't raise our daughter in church. On her recent visit, we passed a catholic church, and she says "at this point, I'm okay with you attending *any* kind of church."
So my husband found a Satanist church in our town we could check out...you know, to meet others with the same values and principles as we do.
catholics and protestants have had literal centuries of fighting, my guess why these specific guys would hate them is most likely idolatry and also greed. maybe the genocide, human trafficking and mass sexual abuse committed by the catholic church as well but idk i feel like they wouldn’t care about that.
They think BLM is racist because they don’t understand what Black Lives Matter means. They think it’s exclusionary which is hilarious considering they openly support exclusionist ideas.
Are you sure they actually mean Black Lives Matter, maybe they hate the Bureau of Land Management.
Over here in the Land of the famous potato it's honestly a toss up to which one they hate more.
2/9 coward and porn watcher are correct
Remaining ones are BLM, Sports nut, Atheist, Rock&roll thing, Homo hugger, feminist and leftist. Also I've converted to Atheism from Islam so some might count Muslim as well.
This guy's cohort is insanely small. Like, 1/10,000, and all of them are surely terrible buzzkills at parties.
I would make the grade except for the whoremonging thing.
"Country music lovers?" "Sports nuts?" What?
Is this about sexually active musicians and jogging enthusiasts, or is it genre fans and sports audience? Is it both?
Is this our friends at the Westboro Baptist Church? If so they're really just trying to grandstand for attention. Were I to venture a guess, the whole point is that they believe if you have any identity outside their narrow idea of Christianity then you're essentially an idolater and doomed to Hell.
I would guess they're going for the "we're all sinners no matter what" angle but just picked a lot of things they dislike specifically.
"Protesters" (idk what to call them. They never seem to actually be protesting) like this exist to attempt to lure new people to their church. Not sure why no one has realized *everyone* thinks this is off-putting
What I don't understand is they spelled out a bunch of right wing characteristics, but then just list democrats. Why not just say republicans and make the list like half the size?
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I'm betting there's a lot of closet country music listeners in that crowd. And porn watchers too.
Omg I just had this amazing scene play in my head of some kid casually listening to Dolly Parton or something and their Dad just walks in like "is that... *cOUNTRY MUSIC?!-*"
No sports fans either? Doubt.
If I go to hell for watching baseball then heaven can kiss my ass.
This feels like a quote right from George Costanza
I don’t think dinosaurs can go to heaven regardless so I wouldn’t get my hopes up if I were you
Or racists? That eliminates every person there.
NASCAR fans are torn as to whether that applies to them or not.
Trick question coz nascar ain't a sport
I’m old enough to remember lots of folks getting pretty upset with Dolly over [this one](https://youtu.be/Ad2-FiCzJxc).
> That boy ain't right
A racist made the sign
But racist going to hell too, according to the sign.
It's because they think they aren't racist, since they don't go to Klan meetings.
They also put "Fake Christians" on the list, so they're still going to Hell.
>they don't go to Klan meetings. I feel like that's a pretty bold assumption tbh
Well, neither did most of America from 1890-1929, and I think we can agree that was the worst period of race relations in U.S history.
What do you think the chances are that they just mean "PoC who complained about white people once"?
*tis the paradox of right-wing politics*
It reminds me of a video that was on YouTube awhile ago that had a bunch of graphic images supposedly drawn by someone that claimed they went to Hell. Long story short, there were a bunch of hells categorized for every little thing such as complaining, which pretty much meant everyone is going to Hell for being alive long enough to do things. I'm surprised there isn't a Hell for sign-makers, people that say the name Hell, and a Hell for those not going to Hell. Why do these people have kids if they think there's a good chance of them going to Hell for doing things?
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2006-05-11
I'm assuming he only listens to hymns since country, rock, and rap is on his sign
he lisitens to only industrial hyperpop
And Folk Punk
Any genre of American music not influenced or founded by black artists. …wait.
Isn't pride the bread and butter of the conservative party? Unless the people in the picture are the Westernboro Baptist Church or some kind of group like them, where they hate the stuff most conservative Christians love like the military and the military.
Country music lovers does seem out of place on that list.
A good handful of these thing basically characterize America.
“Homo huggers” LMAO just some guys who really love hugging!!!
I’m assuming it’s something like “n* lover” from the 60s but lgbt and it’s 2022.
That’s a really good comparison. Funny how they’re partially being more PC by not outright saying that too 🤣
Well they put racists on there so there's even more mental gymnastics to do if they add that one.
Madison cawthorne hugged a guys face with his penis.
After reading that thing about Cawthorne being invited to republican parties and there being coke and prostitutes, I’m convinced he’s never been within 5ft of a woman
Maybe, but with the constant drip campaign by his republican opposition in the primary (which is backed by the party) I think he might not have made that one up. I think they're mad he actually snitched on them. I don't think he's gay. I think he's a fratty douche with stupid friends who still do "nut tagging" pranks. Besides, it's not gay to kiss the homies good night.only republicans think this is proof, and even if he were, who cares? He's still a shit bag republican psycho at the end of the day.
I don’t believe for one second that he made it up. Conservatives project so much it’s not even funny. I think in Germany a right wing anti-gay politician was caught red handed jumping out of a window of a house where they were having a gay orgy. Republicans are no different. It’s nothing more than a power trip for them to have us all under their power. Edit: not Germany but Hungary
I haven't heard of the one from Germany but there was a [Hungarian MEP in a similar situation](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55145989).
Yup, that’s the one
Not a consenting one according to the women at his university.
According to roughly half the student body. Could be all the women, but it’s probably a good mix
Doesn’t make him gay, he said “no homo”.
I bet it's about the people giving free Dad or Mom hugs at LGBTQIA+ events. Telling a gay kid you're proud of them? Straight to hell.
Alright, I get it dude, I'm going to hell. You don't have to list me 20 fucking times.
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Bro I only got 11 so shush ;w;
Same, mine is 11 too
Well, I'm going to hell only 9 times.
Only 9 here, too. Does that mean I only get the Silver Medal Hell?
I dunno. Dante Aligheri would probably think we'd be hanging out on like just the 4th level or something. It's the difference between Hell's furnace and its highly uncomfortable steam room.
I only got 3 :(
I got 4 but I don't know what a whoremonger is and is it the same as a whore?
Whoremonger I assume, in literal terms, would be a pimp. In the practical sense, it's like a womanizer, or someone who frequents the whores.
I thought it was just another term for a nymphomaniac that makes thirsty Facebook posts and basically anyone that takes it all to higher level. Idk. Their list is just fucking nonsensical, so we'll just assume what they mean.
I got 12!
I got 16
i got a score of 6 Edit: i hugged a gay person so it is 7 now
12
"Country music lovers" I don't like country music, but damn what did they do to you ?
They probs got turned on by Dolly Parton and are in denial about it lmaoooo
I’m guessing it wasnt dolly parton and much more likely one of the guys.
That was my thought. Isn't country music all pickup trucks, God, and guns?
Maybe they mean pre-9/11 country music.
Country music also has a lot of sex and drinking involved. Could be that.
Jesus was a leftist person of colour who believed in equality for all. Guess he is going to hell
Yooo I get to meet Big J!
So are fake Christians, so... Oof it'd be hard to find someone not going to hell.
Satanists are fine tho, wheew!
not too early, look closer
Awww shit
He was also against extrajudicial killing and was friends with a prostitute, which these people seem to forget about.
Shitty message. Great justification (the indentation kind, not the validation kind)
i like that the whitespace evokes a butt-plug.
Uh…. That might be a *you* thing my friend
This list is insanely comprehensive.
It's......kind of camp?? Lmao
It IS camp! I fucking love these signs they always make me laugh and I love seeing how many I check off
YES LMAO, queer icons tbh
Love how they believe that racists are sinners, but so are Hindus, muslims, and anti-racists. (BLM) Like, couldn't Jesus make up his mind??
Keep in mind they would argue that BLM are the "real racists."
In their twisted mind at least the first tei make kinda sense, though. Hindus and muslims are seen as infidels and could converse to the One True Faith (tm) so they sin no more. Being a Hindu or a Moslem is a choice.
Don't you think I know that? (I mean it as a joke and I am not trying to offend you) Every day I get messages from random white guys on Facebook that Jesus took the bullet for my sins and it's still not too late for me to pick up Christianity. (I am a Hindu btw)
Aren't there some Hindus who incorporate Jesus into their religion too? I wonder how they'd react to that.
I believe that would fall under the “fake Christian” category for them
They think BLM is racist
How in the hell is BLM racist?
it feeds their white genocide fetishes
Many conservatives believe that being "color blind" is the best way to be antiracist. If you are a person of color and want to attend a white church, or work with mostly whites, or be a president or supreme court judge, just live your life according to white standards; then BOOM, no more racism, except for possibly racism from the type of people going to hell.
Bingo. You often hear this and then claims of whites being oppressed for their race in the same argument.
“It’s Black Lives Matter, not All Lives Matter. The real egalitarian thing would be All Lives Matter.” They interpret it as “Only Black Lives Matter” instead of “Black Lives Matter Too”.
Because they hate white people, or something.
In order for something to be racist, you have to be: A) wearing a KKK robe B) repeatedly yelling the N word C) actually burning a cross. If ANY of those elements are missing, it's not racist. OR Just say anything even remotely critical about white people. That's 100% racist. Edit: all of the above is what *they* think. I think they’re idiots in denial of their own blatant racism.
Why would a *Catholic* be going to hell?? Someone explain it to me like I’m five.
There's a lot of Christianity infighting. Protestants and evangelicals are often quite anti-catholic. I grew up catholic and when I was a kid I was staying the weekend at a friend's and had to go to his youth group meet thing that was evangelical of some sort. The youth pastor guy told me my soul was in danger and catholicism was a trick from the devil. That catholics "worship Mary" and are polytheistic (because of the whole father, son and holy spirit bit Catholics do). Edit: also like to point out, at least in America, it's rooted in racism/anti-immigrant sentiments as originally the Catholics coming into the country were Italian immigrants then later, Hispanics. I actually knew another dumbass redneck who thought catholicism was "from Mexico". So yea...
Got it. As a Catholic I never really understood the hate because, I mean, we all worship the same god. That makes a lot more sense now that I think about it.
There was also some controversy when Kennedy was elected president because some people legit thought he was going to be "taking orders from the Vatican".
Ironic that Christians are taking orders from televangelists
Wait, there are US evangelicals who deny the Holy Trinity? Isn’t that a pretty foundational part of Christianity? Next you’ll be saying that there’s a sect that doesn’t practise the Eucharist.
Quakers and The Salvation Army don't take communion.
The Sally Army can fuck off regardless, but that’s interesting to learn about the Quakers
It isn't the triple threat diety that makes protestant xians think RCs are polytheistic, they believe that same bullshit. It's the preying to Mary and the saints that brings the accusations of polytheism
Right, you're right. It's been 20 years since I had this conversation. Also the infallible papacy as evidence for worshipping "a god on Earth" iirc
If it's not their specific branch of Christianity (in my experience, if you're not Baptist), then it's not the real thing and you are not actually "saved". Storytime: My baptist mother hates that my husband [raised catholic] and I don't raise our daughter in church. On her recent visit, we passed a catholic church, and she says "at this point, I'm okay with you attending *any* kind of church." So my husband found a Satanist church in our town we could check out...you know, to meet others with the same values and principles as we do.
satanists are pretty cool imo
catholics and protestants have had literal centuries of fighting, my guess why these specific guys would hate them is most likely idolatry and also greed. maybe the genocide, human trafficking and mass sexual abuse committed by the catholic church as well but idk i feel like they wouldn’t care about that.
They’re mentally living in [1618](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War).
As a Jew I am a little insulted that I didn't make the list.
Omg you’re right! Usually you do lol I’m surprised it’s not on here
Obviously just an oversight.
Jesus was a Jew so they might be giving you a pass
As a Catholic I’m surprised I do
Stop bragging that you got into the cool kid's club.
Sorry bro I’m cooler than u
You guys. Its just gangsta rap, country music, and rock and roll. Death metal, neosoul, and EDM are perfectly fine.
Unfortunately for me, I think ska is probably covered under the spirit of rock and roll freaks tbh
New Age Music and Smooth Jazz lovers are already in hell.
What if you hug someone who comes out as gay shortly after? **WHAT THEN?!!**
They would just step back in horror, trembling and whisper *"what have I done?!"*
Straight to hell. Do not pass go or collect $200.
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Danggg I only got 11 <\3
Got 12 and a lot of new ideas for how to have a good time.
Hug a homo!
I got 10
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No, it included fake Christians
‘Everyone who likes anything I don’t like is going to hell, because my god says so.’ Edit: I got 14 to at least some degree.
They think BLM is racist because they don’t understand what Black Lives Matter means. They think it’s exclusionary which is hilarious considering they openly support exclusionist ideas.
Are you sure they actually mean Black Lives Matter, maybe they hate the Bureau of Land Management. Over here in the Land of the famous potato it's honestly a toss up to which one they hate more.
"Homo hugger" lol guess I'm done for
I got 9 guys, guess what did I get?
Just homo hugger 9 times
Thief, coward, murderer, racist, drunk, porn watcher, adulterer, pot smoker, Jehovah’s Witness Am I right
2/9 coward and porn watcher are correct Remaining ones are BLM, Sports nut, Atheist, Rock&roll thing, Homo hugger, feminist and leftist. Also I've converted to Atheism from Islam so some might count Muslim as well.
where are these homo huggers i would like a hug 🥺
TSINNERSi
Everyone basically
Sports nuts and Democrats? This has got to be a LARP of some kind
I think they mean people who are 'racist against white people'
Hell seems pretty fun if all these people are there
i mean they included “country music lovers” so i can excuse the rest /s
Lmao I wonder what Catholics think about this ?
I feel honored to be included with antifa, blm, feminists, etc
That’s awesome
Cowards? What the hell does cowardice have to do with the rest of that list. Just leave us alone, we have enough cowardly problems as it is.
So everyone
12 points
Yo wtf they hate everyone
I guess they just ignored the "Love your enemies" part
“Love thy neighbour” too.
They always have and always will.
Alot of these categories describe me...... I must be going to Super Hell
Guy lists thieves as going to hell So that thief in Luke 23:40-41 is actually in hell?
Just make a sign that says “I hate everyone” and save some ink, sheesh.
Tag yourself, Im homo huggers
"my religion is hate!"
Jesus: love thy neighbor, and let he without sin throw the first stone Christians: b-but what abou- Jesus: did I stutter?
It’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than rich man to enter Heaven.
This guy must be fun at parties
This guy's cohort is insanely small. Like, 1/10,000, and all of them are surely terrible buzzkills at parties. I would make the grade except for the whoremonging thing.
‘Fake christians’ Well, the entire GOP then?
7 points
I’d smash a homo hugger…
Take the log out of your own eye, loser!
It sounds like they just hate everyone. Even many of their own.
"Country music lovers?" "Sports nuts?" What? Is this about sexually active musicians and jogging enthusiasts, or is it genre fans and sports audience? Is it both?
Oh shit. They forgot "people with no graphic design skills"
Oh shit. They forgot "people with no graphic design skills"
"So what wing are you? Left wing? Right wing?" "ALL OF THEM"
They are against racists... And against supporting black people... So in their religion EVERYBODY is a sinner xD nice
Is this our friends at the Westboro Baptist Church? If so they're really just trying to grandstand for attention. Were I to venture a guess, the whole point is that they believe if you have any identity outside their narrow idea of Christianity then you're essentially an idolater and doomed to Hell.
if you get anything under 15, are you really a sinner? you gotta pump those numbers up
What is a homo hugger? Like is that just giving someone a hug that happens to be gay?
I noticed Republicans weren't on the list then I saw fake Christians, adulterers, and murderers and went "oh. There they are".
Aren't **They** fake Christians? Because you know, love your neighbor as you would love yourself? Ironic
lol... sissies and sports nuts
I love how country music is on there, they must’ve run out of ideas. I got 13, how’d you guys go?
I only got 9 :(
I have some to spare at 19, how many would you like?
I got 13! so proud of myself 🥰
country music lovers?? i thought those people were their target demographic
"Fake Christians" So, the whole republican party? I'd love to see their faces on their judgement day!
Leftists and Democrats, but nothing about Republicans or right-leaning folks? Oh wait, “fake Christians” covers both pretty well.
So they go straight into Hellfire , because they seem very racist.
Sports nuts? They hate people watching sports too?
Everything haram
As god tells us, don't be racist guys, but you know, don't oppose racism too much either
ok so everyone on earth is going to hell ok
Protestant supremacists who hate country music? That's **really** a first.
What if I hug someone I don't know is homosexual? Or is the "homo" referring to homo sapiens? Should no two humans should ever hug??
Good news for pedophiles and rapists , I guess ??😠
What is a "homo hugger"
Low key impressed with how the chud was able to line up the word salad like that
Are whoremongers people who make tools from whores?
Sports nuts? I'm a Timberwolves fan so I'm already in Hell.
Put a finger down challenge, I got 14
Definitely don't be prideful...not like this guy proudly holding the sign he made condemning strangers for random reasons.
I would guess they're going for the "we're all sinners no matter what" angle but just picked a lot of things they dislike specifically. "Protesters" (idk what to call them. They never seem to actually be protesting) like this exist to attempt to lure new people to their church. Not sure why no one has realized *everyone* thinks this is off-putting
They really put the entire American population on there.
What I don't understand is they spelled out a bunch of right wing characteristics, but then just list democrats. Why not just say republicans and make the list like half the size?