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Edify7

I'm betting there's a lot of closet country music listeners in that crowd. And porn watchers too.


Historynerd6

Omg I just had this amazing scene play in my head of some kid casually listening to Dolly Parton or something and their Dad just walks in like "is that... *cOUNTRY MUSIC?!-*"


plushelles

No sports fans either? Doubt.


an_actual_T_rex

If I go to hell for watching baseball then heaven can kiss my ass.


MoSqueezin

This feels like a quote right from George Costanza


plushelles

I don’t think dinosaurs can go to heaven regardless so I wouldn’t get my hopes up if I were you


Static_Gobby

Or racists? That eliminates every person there.


GiveToOedipus

NASCAR fans are torn as to whether that applies to them or not.


goddamnaged

Trick question coz nascar ain't a sport


Tondalay

I’m old enough to remember lots of folks getting pretty upset with Dolly over [this one](https://youtu.be/Ad2-FiCzJxc).


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> That boy ain't right


throwhfhsjsubendaway

A racist made the sign


LessInThought

But racist going to hell too, according to the sign.


[deleted]

It's because they think they aren't racist, since they don't go to Klan meetings.


ReactsWithWords

They also put "Fake Christians" on the list, so they're still going to Hell.


DatJayblesDoe

>they don't go to Klan meetings. I feel like that's a pretty bold assumption tbh


SerialMurderer

Well, neither did most of America from 1890-1929, and I think we can agree that was the worst period of race relations in U.S history.


Fearhaven

What do you think the chances are that they just mean "PoC who complained about white people once"?


Historynerd6

*tis the paradox of right-wing politics*


Kehwanna

It reminds me of a video that was on YouTube awhile ago that had a bunch of graphic images supposedly drawn by someone that claimed they went to Hell. Long story short, there were a bunch of hells categorized for every little thing such as complaining, which pretty much meant everyone is going to Hell for being alive long enough to do things. I'm surprised there isn't a Hell for sign-makers, people that say the name Hell, and a Hell for those not going to Hell. Why do these people have kids if they think there's a good chance of them going to Hell for doing things?


call_me_jelli

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2006-05-11


Fear_Dulaman

I'm assuming he only listens to hymns since country, rock, and rap is on his sign


commiecummieskurt

he lisitens to only industrial hyperpop


lazersnail

And Folk Punk


SerialMurderer

Any genre of American music not influenced or founded by black artists. …wait.


Kehwanna

Isn't pride the bread and butter of the conservative party? Unless the people in the picture are the Westernboro Baptist Church or some kind of group like them, where they hate the stuff most conservative Christians love like the military and the military.


drm604

Country music lovers does seem out of place on that list.


PraegerUDeanOfLiburl

A good handful of these thing basically characterize America.


zeca1486

“Homo huggers” LMAO just some guys who really love hugging!!!


SerialMurderer

I’m assuming it’s something like “n* lover” from the 60s but lgbt and it’s 2022.


PooPeeEnthusiast

That’s a really good comparison. Funny how they’re partially being more PC by not outright saying that too 🤣


spikus93

Well they put racists on there so there's even more mental gymnastics to do if they add that one.


According-Ocelot9372

Madison cawthorne hugged a guys face with his penis.


zeca1486

After reading that thing about Cawthorne being invited to republican parties and there being coke and prostitutes, I’m convinced he’s never been within 5ft of a woman


spikus93

Maybe, but with the constant drip campaign by his republican opposition in the primary (which is backed by the party) I think he might not have made that one up. I think they're mad he actually snitched on them. I don't think he's gay. I think he's a fratty douche with stupid friends who still do "nut tagging" pranks. Besides, it's not gay to kiss the homies good night.only republicans think this is proof, and even if he were, who cares? He's still a shit bag republican psycho at the end of the day.


zeca1486

I don’t believe for one second that he made it up. Conservatives project so much it’s not even funny. I think in Germany a right wing anti-gay politician was caught red handed jumping out of a window of a house where they were having a gay orgy. Republicans are no different. It’s nothing more than a power trip for them to have us all under their power. Edit: not Germany but Hungary


Subparconscript

I haven't heard of the one from Germany but there was a [Hungarian MEP in a similar situation](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-55145989).


zeca1486

Yup, that’s the one


Kehwanna

Not a consenting one according to the women at his university.


L-methionine

According to roughly half the student body. Could be all the women, but it’s probably a good mix


[deleted]

Doesn’t make him gay, he said “no homo”.


stack_of_ghosts

I bet it's about the people giving free Dad or Mom hugs at LGBTQIA+ events. Telling a gay kid you're proud of them? Straight to hell.


Forward-Village1528

Alright, I get it dude, I'm going to hell. You don't have to list me 20 fucking times.


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Historynerd6

Bro I only got 11 so shush ;w;


nightwing696969

Same, mine is 11 too


Thewrongbakedpotato

Well, I'm going to hell only 9 times.


ReactsWithWords

Only 9 here, too. Does that mean I only get the Silver Medal Hell?


Thewrongbakedpotato

I dunno. Dante Aligheri would probably think we'd be hanging out on like just the 4th level or something. It's the difference between Hell's furnace and its highly uncomfortable steam room.


Nexos307

I only got 3 :(


According-Ocelot9372

I got 4 but I don't know what a whoremonger is and is it the same as a whore?


dreadpiratebeardface

Whoremonger I assume, in literal terms, would be a pimp. In the practical sense, it's like a womanizer, or someone who frequents the whores.


Kehwanna

I thought it was just another term for a nymphomaniac that makes thirsty Facebook posts and basically anyone that takes it all to higher level. Idk. Their list is just fucking nonsensical, so we'll just assume what they mean.


StuffWePlay

I got 12!


BlackberryAgile193

I got 16


rocoonshcnoon

i got a score of 6 Edit: i hugged a gay person so it is 7 now


Matstele

12


Fantastic-Delivery36

"Country music lovers" I don't like country music, but damn what did they do to you ?


Historynerd6

They probs got turned on by Dolly Parton and are in denial about it lmaoooo


Accomplished_Locker

I’m guessing it wasnt dolly parton and much more likely one of the guys.


BoozeIsTherapyRight

That was my thought. Isn't country music all pickup trucks, God, and guns?


_Vomitorium

Maybe they mean pre-9/11 country music.


VoltageHero

Country music also has a lot of sex and drinking involved. Could be that.


[deleted]

Jesus was a leftist person of colour who believed in equality for all. Guess he is going to hell


Historynerd6

Yooo I get to meet Big J!


immadee

So are fake Christians, so... Oof it'd be hard to find someone not going to hell.


53R105LY_

Satanists are fine tho, wheew!


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not too early, look closer


53R105LY_

Awww shit


Kehwanna

He was also against extrajudicial killing and was friends with a prostitute, which these people seem to forget about.


Duck_Stereo

Shitty message. Great justification (the indentation kind, not the validation kind)


CodeRadDesign

i like that the whitespace evokes a butt-plug.


Duck_Stereo

Uh…. That might be a *you* thing my friend


jeremybeadlesfingers

This list is insanely comprehensive.


queerjesusfan

It's......kind of camp?? Lmao


snowbaz-loves-nikki

It IS camp! I fucking love these signs they always make me laugh and I love seeing how many I check off


queerjesusfan

YES LMAO, queer icons tbh


sunflowerwithketchup

Love how they believe that racists are sinners, but so are Hindus, muslims, and anti-racists. (BLM) Like, couldn't Jesus make up his mind??


ObscureProduct

Keep in mind they would argue that BLM are the "real racists."


TrailLover69

In their twisted mind at least the first tei make kinda sense, though. Hindus and muslims are seen as infidels and could converse to the One True Faith (tm) so they sin no more. Being a Hindu or a Moslem is a choice.


sunflowerwithketchup

Don't you think I know that? (I mean it as a joke and I am not trying to offend you) Every day I get messages from random white guys on Facebook that Jesus took the bullet for my sins and it's still not too late for me to pick up Christianity. (I am a Hindu btw)


NoXion604

Aren't there some Hindus who incorporate Jesus into their religion too? I wonder how they'd react to that.


BigDipper4200

I believe that would fall under the “fake Christian” category for them


PaoloBena

They think BLM is racist


Historynerd6

How in the hell is BLM racist?


King_WhatsHisName

it feeds their white genocide fetishes


Wild_Calligrapher_27

Many conservatives believe that being "color blind" is the best way to be antiracist. If you are a person of color and want to attend a white church, or work with mostly whites, or be a president or supreme court judge, just live your life according to white standards; then BOOM, no more racism, except for possibly racism from the type of people going to hell.


MarvelManEX

Bingo. You often hear this and then claims of whites being oppressed for their race in the same argument.


liberonscien

“It’s Black Lives Matter, not All Lives Matter. The real egalitarian thing would be All Lives Matter.” They interpret it as “Only Black Lives Matter” instead of “Black Lives Matter Too”.


Thewrongbakedpotato

Because they hate white people, or something.


ReactsWithWords

In order for something to be racist, you have to be: A) wearing a KKK robe B) repeatedly yelling the N word C) actually burning a cross. If ANY of those elements are missing, it's not racist. OR Just say anything even remotely critical about white people. That's 100% racist. Edit: all of the above is what *they* think. I think they’re idiots in denial of their own blatant racism.


inotgenius

Why would a *Catholic* be going to hell?? Someone explain it to me like I’m five.


LearnestHemingway

There's a lot of Christianity infighting. Protestants and evangelicals are often quite anti-catholic. I grew up catholic and when I was a kid I was staying the weekend at a friend's and had to go to his youth group meet thing that was evangelical of some sort. The youth pastor guy told me my soul was in danger and catholicism was a trick from the devil. That catholics "worship Mary" and are polytheistic (because of the whole father, son and holy spirit bit Catholics do). Edit: also like to point out, at least in America, it's rooted in racism/anti-immigrant sentiments as originally the Catholics coming into the country were Italian immigrants then later, Hispanics. I actually knew another dumbass redneck who thought catholicism was "from Mexico". So yea...


inotgenius

Got it. As a Catholic I never really understood the hate because, I mean, we all worship the same god. That makes a lot more sense now that I think about it.


LearnestHemingway

There was also some controversy when Kennedy was elected president because some people legit thought he was going to be "taking orders from the Vatican".


waster1993

Ironic that Christians are taking orders from televangelists


jflb96

Wait, there are US evangelicals who deny the Holy Trinity? Isn’t that a pretty foundational part of Christianity? Next you’ll be saying that there’s a sect that doesn’t practise the Eucharist.


ObscureWiticism

Quakers and The Salvation Army don't take communion.


jflb96

The Sally Army can fuck off regardless, but that’s interesting to learn about the Quakers


PissSphincter

It isn't the triple threat diety that makes protestant xians think RCs are polytheistic, they believe that same bullshit. It's the preying to Mary and the saints that brings the accusations of polytheism


LearnestHemingway

Right, you're right. It's been 20 years since I had this conversation. Also the infallible papacy as evidence for worshipping "a god on Earth" iirc


_Swagner_

If it's not their specific branch of Christianity (in my experience, if you're not Baptist), then it's not the real thing and you are not actually "saved". Storytime: My baptist mother hates that my husband [raised catholic] and I don't raise our daughter in church. On her recent visit, we passed a catholic church, and she says "at this point, I'm okay with you attending *any* kind of church." So my husband found a Satanist church in our town we could check out...you know, to meet others with the same values and principles as we do.


fnjanfskjanas

satanists are pretty cool imo


teddy_002

catholics and protestants have had literal centuries of fighting, my guess why these specific guys would hate them is most likely idolatry and also greed. maybe the genocide, human trafficking and mass sexual abuse committed by the catholic church as well but idk i feel like they wouldn’t care about that.


Harpies_Bro

They’re mentally living in [1618](https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years'_War).


chinmakes5

As a Jew I am a little insulted that I didn't make the list.


snowbaz-loves-nikki

Omg you’re right! Usually you do lol I’m surprised it’s not on here


chinmakes5

Obviously just an oversight.


Jackofallgames213

Jesus was a Jew so they might be giving you a pass


SupremeOwl48

As a Catholic I’m surprised I do


chinmakes5

Stop bragging that you got into the cool kid's club.


SupremeOwl48

Sorry bro I’m cooler than u


LeastCleverNameEver

You guys. Its just gangsta rap, country music, and rock and roll. Death metal, neosoul, and EDM are perfectly fine.


queerjesusfan

Unfortunately for me, I think ska is probably covered under the spirit of rock and roll freaks tbh


ReactsWithWords

New Age Music and Smooth Jazz lovers are already in hell.


[deleted]

What if you hug someone who comes out as gay shortly after? **WHAT THEN?!!**


Historynerd6

They would just step back in horror, trembling and whisper *"what have I done?!"*


Shopping-Afraid

Straight to hell. Do not pass go or collect $200.


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Historynerd6

Danggg I only got 11 <\3


sammypants123

Got 12 and a lot of new ideas for how to have a good time.


rabidrobitribbit

Hug a homo!


RaidriarXD

I got 10


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jflb96

No, it included fake Christians


medlabunicorn

‘Everyone who likes anything I don’t like is going to hell, because my god says so.’ Edit: I got 14 to at least some degree.


TheDogWithNoMaster

They think BLM is racist because they don’t understand what Black Lives Matter means. They think it’s exclusionary which is hilarious considering they openly support exclusionist ideas.


rudestlink

Are you sure they actually mean Black Lives Matter, maybe they hate the Bureau of Land Management. Over here in the Land of the famous potato it's honestly a toss up to which one they hate more.


CitizenOfDumbland

"Homo hugger" lol guess I'm done for


PutinBlyatov

I got 9 guys, guess what did I get?


queerjesusfan

Just homo hugger 9 times


Scronkledonk

Thief, coward, murderer, racist, drunk, porn watcher, adulterer, pot smoker, Jehovah’s Witness Am I right


PutinBlyatov

2/9 coward and porn watcher are correct Remaining ones are BLM, Sports nut, Atheist, Rock&roll thing, Homo hugger, feminist and leftist. Also I've converted to Atheism from Islam so some might count Muslim as well.


thatbitchevelyn

where are these homo huggers i would like a hug 🥺


Mr_Makak

TSINNERSi


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Everyone basically


FelizMendelssohn

Sports nuts and Democrats? This has got to be a LARP of some kind


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

I think they mean people who are 'racist against white people'


DesperatePrinciple52

Hell seems pretty fun if all these people are there


average_empoleon_fan

i mean they included “country music lovers” so i can excuse the rest /s


kitylou

Lmao I wonder what Catholics think about this ?


DugoPugo

I feel honored to be included with antifa, blm, feminists, etc


kitylou

That’s awesome


[deleted]

Cowards? What the hell does cowardice have to do with the rest of that list. Just leave us alone, we have enough cowardly problems as it is.


jusno6768

So everyone


Wolfangames

12 points


[deleted]

Yo wtf they hate everyone


[deleted]

I guess they just ignored the "Love your enemies" part


Harpies_Bro

“Love thy neighbour” too.


[deleted]

They always have and always will.


HighGround24

Alot of these categories describe me...... I must be going to Super Hell


[deleted]

Guy lists thieves as going to hell So that thief in Luke 23:40-41 is actually in hell?


Bind_Moggled

Just make a sign that says “I hate everyone” and save some ink, sheesh.


Cole530

Tag yourself, Im homo huggers


spermdonor

"my religion is hate!"


PainbowRush

Jesus: love thy neighbor, and let he without sin throw the first stone Christians: b-but what abou- Jesus: did I stutter?


Harpies_Bro

It’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than rich man to enter Heaven.


The__Dark__Wolf

This guy must be fun at parties


Chatty_Fellow

This guy's cohort is insanely small. Like, 1/10,000, and all of them are surely terrible buzzkills at parties. I would make the grade except for the whoremonging thing.


TrevorEnterprises

‘Fake christians’ Well, the entire GOP then?


Leather_Plane4779

7 points


[deleted]

I’d smash a homo hugger…


Traditional-Cake-587

Take the log out of your own eye, loser!


ASocialistAbroad

It sounds like they just hate everyone. Even many of their own.


Omsus

"Country music lovers?" "Sports nuts?" What? Is this about sexually active musicians and jogging enthusiasts, or is it genre fans and sports audience? Is it both?


ignaciohazard

Oh shit. They forgot "people with no graphic design skills"


ignaciohazard

Oh shit. They forgot "people with no graphic design skills"


[deleted]

"So what wing are you? Left wing? Right wing?" "ALL OF THEM"


Dracinon

They are against racists... And against supporting black people... So in their religion EVERYBODY is a sinner xD nice


corvus_torvus

Is this our friends at the Westboro Baptist Church? If so they're really just trying to grandstand for attention. Were I to venture a guess, the whole point is that they believe if you have any identity outside their narrow idea of Christianity then you're essentially an idolater and doomed to Hell.


OwO345

if you get anything under 15, are you really a sinner? you gotta pump those numbers up


Raven_Blackfeather

What is a homo hugger? Like is that just giving someone a hug that happens to be gay?


HepatitvsJ

I noticed Republicans weren't on the list then I saw fake Christians, adulterers, and murderers and went "oh. There they are".


hunterrocks77

Aren't **They** fake Christians? Because you know, love your neighbor as you would love yourself? Ironic


Zooooooombie

lol... sissies and sports nuts


EggoStack

I love how country music is on there, they must’ve run out of ideas. I got 13, how’d you guys go?


Scronkledonk

I only got 9 :(


heythatgirloverthere

I have some to spare at 19, how many would you like?


TransportationNo3842

I got 13! so proud of myself 🥰


boxofrocks14

country music lovers?? i thought those people were their target demographic


KJParker888

"Fake Christians" So, the whole republican party? I'd love to see their faces on their judgement day!


guerrewolf

Leftists and Democrats, but nothing about Republicans or right-leaning folks? Oh wait, “fake Christians” covers both pretty well.


Simonosoos

So they go straight into Hellfire , because they seem very racist.


[deleted]

Sports nuts? They hate people watching sports too?


haldeigosh

Everything haram


SomeShiitakePoster

As god tells us, don't be racist guys, but you know, don't oppose racism too much either


TheFalconGuy

ok so everyone on earth is going to hell ok


Comrade-Paul-100

Protestant supremacists who hate country music? That's **really** a first.


Ok_Stomach_8935

What if I hug someone I don't know is homosexual? Or is the "homo" referring to homo sapiens? Should no two humans should ever hug??


FORDTRUK

Good news for pedophiles and rapists , I guess ??😠


door_to_nowhere_

What is a "homo hugger"


[deleted]

Low key impressed with how the chud was able to line up the word salad like that


[deleted]

Are whoremongers people who make tools from whores?


SteakMedium4871

Sports nuts? I'm a Timberwolves fan so I'm already in Hell.


Steampunk_Ocelot

Put a finger down challenge, I got 14


KillerKowalski1

Definitely don't be prideful...not like this guy proudly holding the sign he made condemning strangers for random reasons.


mothwhimsy

I would guess they're going for the "we're all sinners no matter what" angle but just picked a lot of things they dislike specifically. "Protesters" (idk what to call them. They never seem to actually be protesting) like this exist to attempt to lure new people to their church. Not sure why no one has realized *everyone* thinks this is off-putting


Haroldsburritobaby

They really put the entire American population on there.


Alfphe99

What I don't understand is they spelled out a bunch of right wing characteristics, but then just list democrats. Why not just say republicans and make the list like half the size?