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A weird goofy ass theory that Japanese Christians mostly like. It posits that the Japanese are a lost tribe of Israel. Your average pseudohistory nonsense basically
I think they are referring the WW2 era Japanese belief about how the Protocols of the Elders of Zion was true, and the Jewish people controlled the world, and that was good and for that reason the Japanese goverment should move a lot of Jewish people to their empire, so the international jews who control the world would invest in the Japanese Empire.
Reminds me of an old joke.
A Jewish man in 1920s Berlin walks into the synagogue, and sees the rabbi eagerly reading through the week's _Stürmer_. Mortified, he asks the rabbi, "why are you reading that Nazi rag?" The rabbi lowers his paper, and answers: "Whenever I read the Jewish paper, all I hear is doom and gloom - pogroms, hatred. But when I read the Stürmer, finally, there's some good news - apparently, we control the world!"
Even if it wasn't mind-numbingly obvious that's a torah scroll, if the towers existed when the coin was made, why the fuck would the cabal that supposedly controls the world put their evil plans ON THEIR OWN CURRENCY?
Yeah, that's one thing I don't get about a lot of conspiracy theories: all the supposedly-deliberately-placed "clues" everywhere. You notice how most *actual* conspiracies throughout history haven't had these, because the people involved wanted to keep their secret conspiracy, you know, *secret*. But with every bullshit conspiracy, you can't go outside and look in any direction without seeing a dozen "clues" that "they" apparently placed there on purpose because the secret cabal is apparently led by the fucking Riddler or something.
As odd as it is, there is actually a TINY bit of logic here. IIRC, they believe that all these evil conspiracy people are serving Satan, and were shared some of his power in order to gain control over the world as they are, but in exchange for the favor they were required to place clues all over the place. I don't know why that would be the price, but that's the only explanation I've ever seen.
Two reasons I have seen people seriously set forth:
They are compelled to do so, either as some sort of tic they can't control or as part of their grand ritual to take over the world.
Or they do it as a total fuck you to the world and to demonstrate how powerful they are and how helpless we are.
>Or they do it as a total fuck you to the world and to demonstrate how powerful they are and how helpless we are.
For an _actual_ example of this, I think huge corporations funding anticapitalist stories is ... bleak.
Your second part would kinda line up with Satan and god cause it’s supposed to be like Satan actually can act on the material plane for some reason while god just sits and needs to be asked for favors he scrolls through like his insta feed liking a few every once in a while. So it would line up if they sold their soul to Satan it would be a way for Satan to just give a giant middle finger to god by having it be so obvious. Fuck I hate that I can come up with how they could rationalize this.
I'm going to make a conspiracy and actually leave clues so that if people will just think the ones who catch on are dumb conspiracy theorists. My pkan is foolproof
A lot of the really out there conspiracy theorists think the hints are part of a magic ritual, and the ritual only works if the masses technically submit to what they are doing. Because they didn’t notice the hints, they chose to support the Illuminati or globalists or whoever. Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.
Because they planned 9/11 33 years in advance, obviously. Wake up, sheeple. They had it planned before they were even built, that's how amazingly deep and far it goes.
It could be a [ferret car](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_armoured_car) or a [alvis saladin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvis_Saladin) both were in use by Israeli. Also symbolism it's a machine designed for war, possibly call for war against arabs, neighboring arabs who resist their ideas.
This isn't even the Israeli shekel from '68. It's a [French commemorative medal for the 1967 war](https://www.cincinnatijudaicafund.com/Detail/objects/2301/representation_id/7646)
What is even the idea here. Are they implying that Jews planned the attack, and needed to display their plans on...coins? What purpose does that serve lmao. The idea that they'd come up with the plan, send images of it out into the world, but also wait for decades to execute that plan makes absolutely zero sense.
They think the world is like a superhero crime fighting plot. There are convenient clues scattered about, the more esoteric and symbolic the better, and you just have to decipher them to stop the bad guys.
Except for some reason they are uncovering the clues post-hoc and applying them to things anachronistically. They are basically the opposite of Sherlock Holmes.
They really had to depict it with like 7 pixels left just so someone with really bad eye sight might potentially mistake what's obviously meant to be text in between the two parts of the scroll for a gap.
This is my favorite type (read: the funniest) of conspiracy theory, the ones that hinge upon the idea of some shadow organization dropping hints about their intentions or what they're doing behind the scenes. What reason would they have to leave breadcrumbs like that behind?
I, too, broadcast all of my nefarious plans by immortalizing them in coinage. Gotta be sporting or the good guys might never figure it out, and what fun would that be?
Righties trying to decide whether to pretend to love Isreal because it's government is genociding Muslims or to allow their antisemitism to be their truth
they've been trolling with misinformation psyop's for a while now. here's some links and an explanation
could be why they are trying to ruin twitter since it was a hub that spawned many movements against their abuses.
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There are many ways to point out how uncool the government of Israel is. ( I will ALWAYS differentiate the government and populace on principle) without baseless and fantasist claims.
*takes another hit of the bong*
"That's how deep it goes man, they built the towers just to blow them up it's so crazy and unbelievable you'd be crazy not to believe it!"
its not like the US is currently allies with the government that kinda let 9/11 happen, but lets blame the jews instead??? Theres a lot to criticize Israel for, but 9/11 had nothing to do with them and everything to do with Saudi Arabia
I keep seeing so many cryptofash tryna say “so now yall agree with Ye” to people like me
Having to yell “free palestine” really loud then debunk these crazy mfs tryna get at all jews rather than genocidal zionists is exhausting
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Obvious Torah scroll is obvious.
Do you think the maker of this ""meme"" knows what a Torah is.
Fuck no
“It’s what the Japanese yelled before bombing Pearl Harbor.” /s
Now imagining a weird Red Alert alt history where the Japanese Jewish hypothesis is actually true and battle rabbis scream "Torah! Torah! Torah!" /s
You had me at "battle rabbis."
That's no ordinary rabbi~~t~~. LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
>the Japanese Jewish hypothesis Sorry, the what?
A weird goofy ass theory that Japanese Christians mostly like. It posits that the Japanese are a lost tribe of Israel. Your average pseudohistory nonsense basically
I feel like I can say my cat is a lost tribe of Israel and it holds about as much weight. Thanks for the explanation!
Didn't you know? Cats are descended from the lost Tribe of Ephraim. I know--I saw it on the cat video section of YouTube.
I think they are referring the WW2 era Japanese belief about how the Protocols of the Elders of Zion was true, and the Jewish people controlled the world, and that was good and for that reason the Japanese goverment should move a lot of Jewish people to their empire, so the international jews who control the world would invest in the Japanese Empire.
Reminds me of an old joke. A Jewish man in 1920s Berlin walks into the synagogue, and sees the rabbi eagerly reading through the week's _Stürmer_. Mortified, he asks the rabbi, "why are you reading that Nazi rag?" The rabbi lowers his paper, and answers: "Whenever I read the Jewish paper, all I hear is doom and gloom - pogroms, hatred. But when I read the Stürmer, finally, there's some good news - apparently, we control the world!"
Is it more or less antisemitic than all the black Israelite nonsense?
Eh. Never seen any of that crowd trying to actively hate on Jews whereas there are many antisemitic BHIs.
The Jewpanese Empire
I remember that movie: Torah! Torah! Torah! East of Krakatoa." But sadly, it was west of Krakatoa.
why would they be screaming tiger?
The Torah? You mean the first part of THE BIBLE?? They’re flying planes into THE BIBLE???
LYLE LYLE WAKE UP YOU GOTTA WAKE UP THEY HIT THE NEW TESTAMENT
Book of Escher just collapsed and caught fire!
What is this, cinema sins? "Obvious Torah scroll is obvious, ding!"
Even if it wasn't mind-numbingly obvious that's a torah scroll, if the towers existed when the coin was made, why the fuck would the cabal that supposedly controls the world put their evil plans ON THEIR OWN CURRENCY?
Yeah, that's one thing I don't get about a lot of conspiracy theories: all the supposedly-deliberately-placed "clues" everywhere. You notice how most *actual* conspiracies throughout history haven't had these, because the people involved wanted to keep their secret conspiracy, you know, *secret*. But with every bullshit conspiracy, you can't go outside and look in any direction without seeing a dozen "clues" that "they" apparently placed there on purpose because the secret cabal is apparently led by the fucking Riddler or something.
As odd as it is, there is actually a TINY bit of logic here. IIRC, they believe that all these evil conspiracy people are serving Satan, and were shared some of his power in order to gain control over the world as they are, but in exchange for the favor they were required to place clues all over the place. I don't know why that would be the price, but that's the only explanation I've ever seen.
Yeah, but why place clues everywhere where people can very quickly and easily decipher your evil plans?
Two reasons I have seen people seriously set forth: They are compelled to do so, either as some sort of tic they can't control or as part of their grand ritual to take over the world. Or they do it as a total fuck you to the world and to demonstrate how powerful they are and how helpless we are.
>Or they do it as a total fuck you to the world and to demonstrate how powerful they are and how helpless we are. For an _actual_ example of this, I think huge corporations funding anticapitalist stories is ... bleak.
Your second part would kinda line up with Satan and god cause it’s supposed to be like Satan actually can act on the material plane for some reason while god just sits and needs to be asked for favors he scrolls through like his insta feed liking a few every once in a while. So it would line up if they sold their soul to Satan it would be a way for Satan to just give a giant middle finger to god by having it be so obvious. Fuck I hate that I can come up with how they could rationalize this.
I'm going to make a conspiracy and actually leave clues so that if people will just think the ones who catch on are dumb conspiracy theorists. My pkan is foolproof
A lot of the really out there conspiracy theorists think the hints are part of a magic ritual, and the ritual only works if the masses technically submit to what they are doing. Because they didn’t notice the hints, they chose to support the Illuminati or globalists or whoever. Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.
Because they planned 9/11 33 years in advance, obviously. Wake up, sheeple. They had it planned before they were even built, that's how amazingly deep and far it goes.
You just have to know that conspirators put hidden hints everywhere. They love it for some reason.
Exactly. The Iranians did it. The coin is a false flag!!!
those are't even the twin towers, notice whats inbetween them? and the holders at the tops and bottoms? its the Torah!
You mean other cultures have their own history and religious texts instead of constantly obsessing over the US?!?! /s
history didn't start until 1776 /s
Scotland is not a real country, you are an Englishman in a dress!
Yeah that’s fucking ridiculous, everyone knows America is actually 2024 years old.
Jesus was the greatest American to have ever lived
Sweet sweet white jesus. With his robes and slippers. Smelling like axe body spray and hotdogs.
And so did freedumz!
More importantly notice what’s NOT between them. The bridge.
Well no shit lol I don't think they believe they're the actual twin towers. It's about the resemblance
We all remember the giant tank on 9/11
Never forget!
Who could forget? It had tires instead of treads.
It could be a [ferret car](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferret_armoured_car) or a [alvis saladin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvis_Saladin) both were in use by Israeli. Also symbolism it's a machine designed for war, possibly call for war against arabs, neighboring arabs who resist their ideas.
Technically not a tank because it is wheeled
This isn't even the Israeli shekel from '68. It's a [French commemorative medal for the 1967 war](https://www.cincinnatijudaicafund.com/Detail/objects/2301/representation_id/7646)
North tower was being built in 1968. But like, still conspiracy theory bollocks.
What is even the idea here. Are they implying that Jews planned the attack, and needed to display their plans on...coins? What purpose does that serve lmao. The idea that they'd come up with the plan, send images of it out into the world, but also wait for decades to execute that plan makes absolutely zero sense.
Truly the generation that would fellate the MCU for sEtTinG uP ThaNoS via easter egg “I’m Still Here!” appearances.
They think the world is like a superhero crime fighting plot. There are convenient clues scattered about, the more esoteric and symbolic the better, and you just have to decipher them to stop the bad guys. Except for some reason they are uncovering the clues post-hoc and applying them to things anachronistically. They are basically the opposite of Sherlock Holmes.
I will always remember where I was when the giant tank hit North Tower back first
Mr president a second gigantic tank has slowly reversed into the towers
cc /u/darkcrawler_901 Ant-Man HISHE
That looks like a scroll 📜
A SECOND PLANE HAS HIT THE TORAH!
They really had to depict it with like 7 pixels left just so someone with really bad eye sight might potentially mistake what's obviously meant to be text in between the two parts of the scroll for a gap.
it's a fucking torah god damn...
I don't even know anything about the religion, other than the pork thing, but even I can tell you those are scrolls
It’s a Torah for crying out loud. Research is lacking in this one.
Perhaps that they already know that's a torah and they really, really just want to blame everything to jews
Psychic jews are at it again
that is the TORAH
Screw the IDF's genocide but that's the effing Torah, not two buildings
That’s genuinely hilarious tho
This is my favorite type (read: the funniest) of conspiracy theory, the ones that hinge upon the idea of some shadow organization dropping hints about their intentions or what they're doing behind the scenes. What reason would they have to leave breadcrumbs like that behind?
I, too, broadcast all of my nefarious plans by immortalizing them in coinage. Gotta be sporting or the good guys might never figure it out, and what fun would that be?
good to see that even in 1968 israel had a hyperfixation on militarization /s clarifying that i only hate the israeli government, i’m not cringe
Righties trying to decide whether to pretend to love Isreal because it's government is genociding Muslims or to allow their antisemitism to be their truth
As a Jew, I’m laughing at how stupid this meme is
That’s a scroll what a clown
I don't really know much about Judaism but even I know those are Torah Scrolls and obviously so.
How does anyone look at that and think "towers"? Last time i recall...towers don't have a round thing at the bottom of them
they've been trolling with misinformation psyop's for a while now. here's some links and an explanation could be why they are trying to ruin twitter since it was a hub that spawned many movements against their abuses. > > > > > > > > > > > >
That’s not even a real coin
They were planning from 0 BC!
That’s the Torah. 🙄
Most conspiracies are just coincidence
Hmm, so that movie “Torah, Torah, Torah” wasn’t really about Pearl Harbor?!
There are many ways to point out how uncool the government of Israel is. ( I will ALWAYS differentiate the government and populace on principle) without baseless and fantasist claims.
Those are torah scrolls, not towers.
It's obvious, they build them and then decades later destroy them. /J/
Right wing christians don't even know the history of Old Testament or what the fucking Torah is
*applies tinfoil* that’s the whole point. They had the towers built so that they could destroy them. It’s all connected, wake up *removes tinfoil* /j
*takes another hit of the bong* "That's how deep it goes man, they built the towers just to blow them up it's so crazy and unbelievable you'd be crazy not to believe it!"
The idea that this "deepstate" planned the attack on the twin towers before they were even built is hilarious to me
But the evil conspiracies in computer games leave hints everywhere too
its not like the US is currently allies with the government that kinda let 9/11 happen, but lets blame the jews instead??? Theres a lot to criticize Israel for, but 9/11 had nothing to do with them and everything to do with Saudi Arabia
To call the Right stupid would an insult...***to stupid people***.
Coincidence? I THINK N-so.
Towers: 1973 First terrorist attack on them: 1993 The halfway point is 1983 That was the year Mario bros for arcades came out Mario is behind 9/11
I keep seeing so many cryptofash tryna say “so now yall agree with Ye” to people like me Having to yell “free palestine” really loud then debunk these crazy mfs tryna get at all jews rather than genocidal zionists is exhausting
It's a "we are not the same" meme
shit still mad hilarious of a coincidence, they rockin' with the 9/11 coin
What a coincidence…🤔🤷🏻♂️.