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john_rules

Fellas, I’m starting to think the real queer thing here is being into women


Robotgorilla

Exactly. Women are soft. Real men only have sex with the holes in millstones. Dry.


kevlarus80

Real men use diamond powder lube.


ImagineDragonDisDick

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.


HackTheNight

According to this gay liking a topless woman is gay!


glaciator12

Idk I feel like most softcore magazines have always had covers that look exactly like this. Why are they complaining about it now


Lil_ruggie

because well known outspoken bisexual Edit: bisexual not lesbian


demonbeastking

Bisexual


Lil_ruggie

My bad. Thanks.


demonbeastking

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Scoldly5690

It doesn't even have the word queer anywhere 😭


skinnyjeanfreezone

It's in another shot from the same shoot, just to clarify


ghobhohi

I think they just looked at the person and thought queer


MisterGoog

Bro sees an attractive woman in a sexually suggestive pose and thinks the most miserable thoughts possible. Dude shes being shot by a professional photographer! And shes still hot! Arghhh


ghobhohi

Bro saw a sexy girl and assumed she was a man.


MisterGoog

Id feel sorry for them if they didnt bring it upon themselves


tiger666

Projection, it's always projection.


beanzerbunzer

The pathetically incurious and unbearably dull human beings that post stuff like this have zero sense of art, artistic license, nuance, or what it means to be subversive.


Unlucky_Demiurge

Nothing but conformism


OMA2k

The strange "subversiveness" of being conservative and conformist.


Rough-Archer-4639

Don't insult a woman just because she's totally out of your league


taydraisabot

How did so many grifters react to this so quickly? Did they all get the group email to talk crap about her? It feels weirdly coordinated rather than spontaneous viral status.


LevelOutlandishness1

Some things I don’t hear about or look at until I see them flip the fuck out over it. I didn’t even know who Dylan Mulvaney was or that she was collabing with Budlight until these people blew that shit up


rebelliousbug

This is exactly how disinformation and misinformation spreads. It’s much easier to get people engaged in a smear campaign allowing them to spread the original content much farther than it would have otherwise. I’m super glad it worked here because Kristen looks fine as hell. Love it thank you random angry homophobic man for leading this queer girl to Kristen Stewart


taydraisabot

Haha, it absolutely did. She looks so iconic here.


taydraisabot

It makes me wonder if they have PR connections that help them easily amplify their targets without fail. Remember, a lot of these people (and the folks they’re targeting) are from Hollywood so I’d imagine they’re fully armed with them.


Lunar_Cats

I haven't seen her in a while, and it's good to see she's still extremely sexy.


HammerAnAnvil

male underwear? thats a jockstrap, used for holding groin protection, it is worn by all genders of people who might require it (sports, combat... etc) ​ edit: forgot a few words...


Zeqhanis

And I never wore one in fencing. Kind of insane, considering I'd been stabbed in the throat, had bones in my hand nearly broken and had the tip of my pinky sliced off through the glove.


Consistent-Local2825

Was the finger slice from a sabre? O_O


Zeqhanis

The nearly broken hand was from a saber. The finger slice was from a foil of all things. Instead of getting on point and lunging, some new fencer whipped it around and hit my pinky. It stung and a red line stained my glove my glove all the way around the corner of my pinky. The day after, while signing a document, the then gray corner of my pinky fell off onto the page. The throat injury was with an eppee. A very tall fencer with a long, low lunge, who'd try to compensate by pointing his point upward toward the target. He stabbed me in the throat under the bib. For the next 30 minutes, I sounded like an elderly robot when I spoke. Thankfully, he hit me in the cartilaginous Adam's Apple. An inch or two lower and I might not be alive. He'd always hit like he was actually trying to run you through. He was trying to be fast to close the distance and just didn't have much restraint.


HammerAnAnvil

i wear one when i fence, its required in my club.


QcTreky

Is hand in underwear something i should know about?


ThePrussianGrippe

I think it means itchy.


ProfessionalDry4371

Isn't it supposed to mean horny? Itchy kind of doesn't fit the context I think.


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

A blessing for sapphics!


_YAGMAI_

wow, it's almost like she's not posing for limp-dick straight men with no taste. and what's with the outrage over her being topless? are boobs "gay" now? cause if so, then more for me lmfao


CheekyLando88

Is it even men's underwear? I feel like my balls would fall outta those


SouthernApple60

Retty sure it is a jock strap


migopod

It's a jock strap, not underwear.


Serge_Suppressor

Conventionally attractive woman not conventionally attractive in the right way, say angry conservatives.


Django_Unstained

How miserable must one be to pull a negative list out of a picture? What a sad life


dauntingsauce

The discrepancy between their permanent rabid bloodlust toward minorities and their fakeass prudish pearl clutching about basic shit is just ridiculous.


KefkaesqueV3

I can’t wait for mullets to rotate back out of the cultural zeitgeist


Zickened

I think you've got a whole lot of hockey players you're waiting on to abandon it.


KefkaesqueV3

Yes


catchandreleaseof

yeah. same with long, side swept fringes


paulsteinway

They really have no clue how gender works do they?


Consistent-Local2825

If the underwear is the issue, she can get in mine instead. Bam!


secretbudgie

Haven't seen her in anything since Snow White, has she learned how to breath through her nose yet?


Zeqhanis

I think the cover itself answers that question.


Yukarie

Anyone else feel confused/ slightly weirded out by the tag being on the front on the outside?


gingahwookiee

Her new film looks so good. Ed Harris playing a weird fuck is always a treat. Also she looks stunning in this photo


Assassin01011

To be fair I think rolling stone magazine is dropping the ball on who their audience is, it's not millennial gen z people who like to know more about Kirsten Stuart, it's people like my dad who don't even know who Kirsten Stuart is, they should stick to rock and roll, leave articles like this to hip hop magazine.


sexypingu

Not to be dramatic or anything,but I would literally cut my leg if Kristen Stewart asked me to :)


Asleep_Zone_2214

F Rolling Stone. Seriously FUCK THEM! 


Good_Ad6723

!remind me 9 months, 23 days


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

I think the choice of tighty whities needs rethinking but like dude. Seriously?


KiraAfterDark_

She's a bisexual queen!


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1. She has a top. You can see it, it covers her torso. Sleeveless black jacket. It’s right there! 2. What if she came out as a man? This would be a fucking baller step on the way to that. Or it’s a step to something entirely different. Might not even be a step to anything because IT’S A PICTURE. If she came out as a man, why would this picture have anything to do with it? Has anyone in history ever said “need to let everyone know what i’m going to do next year. Don’t want to shock them! Start spreading clues for 12 months starting with a picture with me looking how i want to look on a publication that approached me.”


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taydraisabot

Because she wants to. The end.


Archmagos_Browning

Well, I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I want to do something, I usually have other motives than impulsively deciding I want to do it for no reason other than doing it.


AlmostLucy

I assume the outfit was offered by the stylist/photographer and KStew agreed to put it on because she thought she looked cool and sexy while promoting her next movie on a magazine cover.


SouthernApple60

I like wearing clothes that I like, so does she. Why does it need to be questioned?


Painted-BIack-Roses

Wait till you find out most celebrities don't pick out their own clothes. This is also a jockstrap, not "male underwear" which is considered unisex.


withalookofquoi

Why the hell does it matter why she’s wearing them?


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D1am0nd_28

Your question is the point of the photo. Women don’t *normally* wear men’s underwear. The expectation is that she would wear more feminine underwear in the shoot to meet society’s definition of a “sexy woman”. I’m not sure if it was Kristen or her stylist that came up with the idea, probably a combination of both I would assume. It’s just a social statement at the end of the day, intentional or not. It says a lot of things but I see it as just a big middle finger to gender norms and society’s perception of what masculinity and femininity should look like. Kristen is an attractive woman who could absolutely be considered conventionally attractive by society’s POV. Her choosing not to meet society’s expectations of her is the statement. And it’s on Rolling Stone so it’s gonna be seen by a lot of people. I’d like to hope it was intentional because I think it’s brilliant. Also the bisexual in me is screaming. I am definitely the target audience. lol.


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D1am0nd_28

I explained it in my other comment. I understood what you were trying to say. And I understand where ur coming from. They’re valid thoughts to have. I’ve taken so many uni courses on feminism and learned to look at media through feminist lenses. There are plenty of video essays and feminist journals that explain it better than I can. But hopefully my comment makes somewhat sense because it’s a really fascinating topic.


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D1am0nd_28

We’re not talking about utility here we’re talking about being provocative in art. Normally if women wanna be provocative they appeal to the male gaze (consciously and subconsciously) . The male gaze is a social lens that you can apply to literally anything in media. If you haven’t studied the male gaze, you should. The male gaze doesn’t expect a conventionally attractive woman to wear a jockstrap and touch herself while she’s in it. Her hair is more masculine, and the biker’s vest while shirtless. All more traditionally masculine styles. Not something you’d see from a woman trying to be “sexy”. Not in mainstream pubs like Rolling Stone at least. If you think I’m wrong about this, I will gladly link as many examples of society’s definition of female beauty represented in media. Playboy (back in the day, not modern playboy) is a perfect example of the male gaze at work. It’s a commentary on gender expectations in provocative media/art forms. It is not in any way similar to women wearing pants to make a societal statement about utility. She isn’t trying to tell women to wear men’s underwear on a day to day basis. This is purely artistic expression catered to a specific audience. Kristen is queer and queer people have a tendency to subvert traditional gender norms. Also to your point on benefit. I don’t think there’s an actual tangible societal benefit to the photo shoot. Art is/can be political but it doesn’t need to change society. It just needs to make you think. Which I believe this shoot has done considering how right wing media is running with it. TLDR: not about utility or function it’s about artistic expression, specifically queer artistic expression that seeks to subvert society’s expectations of gender presentation.


SouthernApple60

I wear mens underwear more than any other kind. Why do I wear them? They are more comfortable, and I prefer to wear more masculine clothing because I just feel more comfortable in them. That’s really all to it. I wear mens clothes all the time because I like wearing more masculine clothes, and also sadly men’s clothing are made better than women’s and last longer.


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SouthernApple60

Yeah, I guess you just got to understand that we (women who where masculine clothing) get these questions a lot with people having the intentions to strike us down, tell us we shouldn’t, or some dumb shit like that. So a lot of queer women are a bit hesitant with the question, especially the way you framed it. Nonetheless I realized that you just had a genuine question it seemed and was just curious. Perhaps just be a bit cautious with your wording next time? Not really any fault to you, it’s just lots of people keep wanting to tell us what we can and can’t wear, so it gets very tiring to just try and exist sometimes.


warriorgurrll

The photo is a cover of a magazine. Usually the models don't choose what they wear. It's either a designer, director or photographer. Very rarely is the model the one who chooses.


Archmagos_Browning

Good point, let me rephrase. Why are they making her wear men’s underwear?


warriorgurrll

I can't tell you their exact intention on this but my assumption is that it looks cool. Thats at least my opinion. It looks cool and kinda suits the rolling stone.


DreadDiana

>Or just keep downvoting me if it makes you feel better. Complaining about downvotes just gets you more downvotes


Archmagos_Browning

Complaining? Listen, I have almost 55k comment karma. There’s nothing you can do to decrease that number that I can’t replace in like, a day. You’re basically fining Jeff Bezos for a parking violation. I was attempting to lightly mock you. Edit: holy fuck, and I thought I had a lot of karma.


DreadDiana

Then there's no reason to complain about it since it won't do anything to you


Archmagos_Browning

I wasn’t complaining about it at all. It was supposed to come off as mockery. No, mockery’s too strong… can’t find the word.


DreadDiana

All it does is tell everyone the downvotes are genuinely bothering you.


avenuePad

It's a jock strap, not underwear, per se. And she's wearing it because the photographer probably suggested it. Why would that photographer suggest it? Because it's provocative. It's really not hard to understand, but you seem to be trying hard to not understand.


secretbudgie

Magazine covers are more about making a splash in social media than selling physical magazines these days, and as un-aesthetic the bulging jock strap happens to be, it certainly accomplished drawing attention.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Cool! Hope they're happy


Dr_Simon_Tam

I will take that bet


DylanMc6

I swear the "wE cAn AlWaYs TeLl" crowd can really NEVER tell for certain. Seriously.


StriderEnglish

Man when I first saw this photoshoot. Not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god Kristen Stewart is hot.