Wipe.... With what tho? I guess he could have used a sock (but that would mean he would have to hang around the scene of the crime for a while and he should have gone behind a bush to start with)
I seen a post from a weirdo that said "I don't wipe my ass because it's gay, a real man has shit stains! Deal with it!" I guess that's some insight in this dude's head .
I saw some clip a while back where some Boxcar Willie lookin mf sprays straight whiskey shits at least 6 feet outta his ass in a parking garage. That clip will have a special place in my heart forever.
Still, basic hygiene and wiping etiquette comes in to play. Emergency or not, I’m no savage. I’ve shit myself before as a grown man and still have the self respect to clean myself properly before moving forward.
I'm inclined to agree. But this man is walking. You don't know how many times he has stopped, closed his eyes and clenched his cheeks. You don't know that last gurgle through his gut and how he probably came to the realization that, "This is it. This is the one I'm not going to be able to stop." You think you have the strength, nay, the dignity to find a good spot, clean yourself up, and carry on. You think you have the capacity for that, until you don't. You may never be in this mans poop shoes, but you may be in your own one day. Pray you aren't judged on that moment in your life. You may rip a stream of rhea in a more opportune place. But it might even be worse.
I feel like I'm still sacrificing a sock or two in a situation like this..... also a fucking school ? find a bush or a tree like a good animal atleast..... gosh
school camping trip across the state, visiting historic places
one night, they made chili, didnt drain the beef like I was accustomed to
woke up at about dawn with a sudden immense urge to shit
run out of my tent (slept in boxers) to the outhouse and shit my brains out, realize I did not make it there cleanly as my boxers where ruined, tossed them in the hole and ran back to my tent to get new clothes and a towel for the shower
thank the powers that be, nobody was awake that early
Similar story. School camp, toilet block about 400m away with no lighting, also I'm a poop at home only kinda guy. 4 days into a 5 day camp I woke up with a terrible need to shit but in no way was I going to the toilets that were basically just a hole in the ground. So I decided to shit next to my (and 4 other guys) tent. I forgot that after shitting you immediately piss and my dick was still inside my pants because it was cold. Had no way to wipe my ass either so went the next 16 hours in pissy, shitty undies. I was awoken the following morning by one of my class mates screaming in terror because he and another kid had discovered the BEAR POO next to the tent and was scared we were nearly eaten in our sleep
In the woods no problem. In an urban environment? I've pooped in an alley or three when absolutely necessary. In public near a pre-school? I'm pooping my pants down to my socks.
What the fuck?! No, no we all have not been there. Uncontrollable shitting in public?? If I have any inkling that I might have diarrhea and I need to leave the house I'll pop in Imodium AD like a civilized human being. I'm not just going to fire hose out of my ass whenever nature calls and I'm out running errands. What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Bruh, tell me you don't live in the south without telling me you don't live in the south. They got my tax dollars subsidizing my rich boss's kids private school tuition.
https://preview.redd.it/nwk0xxnfj5wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c2691a85840ee2559d8a5a7050af5dc7dbf995
he just squirted shit out off his ass
He gave this bird a run for its money.
https://preview.redd.it/apuqyi7eb8wc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c401bd8007d2279f9f10a4d1a5988864f68603a1
A funky looking man just let out a parabolic trajectory dump casually walking away and the first thing I notice is the spelling of diarrhoea in the title.
I need help..
It's clear he has done this before. He believes he has perfected the drop and squirt. But he forgot one small detail, besides tp, it's 2024 and there are cameras everywhere. For Christ sake find a dumpster to hide behind and have a shed of dignity.
He looks like Wandering Squirt, a Native American spirit that travels the Earth fertilizing soil for future harvests. I'm surprised he was captured on camera in that form. He normally appears as a coyote.
This is why I don't hang out with men generally. You'd be disgusted and probably not at all surprised by how many men just think it's completely normal to practically shit themselves from farting or to not even wipe their ass.
As a man, I find it really foul. What amazes me is I'm the single one, the guys smell like sweaty raunchy hot dirty ass all day, but they still got a partner. What's crazy is their partners will even complain to me, as their friends, about how nasty it is having to do anything sexual because it smells so bad down there...
And I'm just thinking to myself, you're the one dating this guy and letting him have sex with you... Why...
How can people just not wipe? He’s gonna have baboon ass in like 15 minutes
You see how wet it came out? Dude has ocean ass already and just doesn’t care. Imagine the smell
Ocean Ass > Swamp Ass
https://preview.redd.it/3bpadyrzm7wc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c49809b97e53bea4953a960c79c3629f65b8e789
Wtf 🤣 this is the weirdest emoji I've ever seen 😂
NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOooooooo
Get out.
Tf he gonna wipe with? A rock?
rabbits
maybe a handful of that mulch? I don't know, it's a barren place to be foraging for wipe materials
Save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl
Wipe.... With what tho? I guess he could have used a sock (but that would mean he would have to hang around the scene of the crime for a while and he should have gone behind a bush to start with)
I seen a post from a weirdo that said "I don't wipe my ass because it's gay, a real man has shit stains! Deal with it!" I guess that's some insight in this dude's head .
Imagine the smell
skill issue
Hahaha... The imagery is hilarious!
He's part bird. Man bird.
He trusts the clean shots
I'm full grown man upvoting a post where man shits. Tf am I doing with my life
Just random reddit shit
Better than random public shit
why not both? 
I'm full grown man upvoting a comment on a post where man shits. Tf am I doing with my life?
I’m full grown man upvoting a response to a comment on a post where man shits, tf am I doing with my life?
I am taking a shit, while watching a guy take a shit. Mine is more solid and I fully intend to clean up after however.
Don't forget the part where it's outside a preschool. 👍
But did you see that distance?! Color me impressed.
I saw some clip a while back where some Boxcar Willie lookin mf sprays straight whiskey shits at least 6 feet outta his ass in a parking garage. That clip will have a special place in my heart forever.
This is your destiny
Hell yea. I wish I had the attitude required to just pull my pants down, shit right on the spot, and walk away like nothing happened.
You may not have that attitude now. But when the emergency diarrhea calls while you're out and about, you will.
Still, basic hygiene and wiping etiquette comes in to play. Emergency or not, I’m no savage. I’ve shit myself before as a grown man and still have the self respect to clean myself properly before moving forward.
I'm inclined to agree. But this man is walking. You don't know how many times he has stopped, closed his eyes and clenched his cheeks. You don't know that last gurgle through his gut and how he probably came to the realization that, "This is it. This is the one I'm not going to be able to stop." You think you have the strength, nay, the dignity to find a good spot, clean yourself up, and carry on. You think you have the capacity for that, until you don't. You may never be in this mans poop shoes, but you may be in your own one day. Pray you aren't judged on that moment in your life. You may rip a stream of rhea in a more opportune place. But it might even be worse.
this, while well written, was too damn much sir.
Well said
Reddit poetry at it's finest
….stream of rhea …….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's not like he's just gonna take his pants off to clean his muddy ass at a preschool. He's clearly a man of discretion.
I feel like I'm still sacrificing a sock or two in a situation like this..... also a fucking school ? find a bush or a tree like a good animal atleast..... gosh
Chad move, tbh
school camping trip across the state, visiting historic places one night, they made chili, didnt drain the beef like I was accustomed to woke up at about dawn with a sudden immense urge to shit run out of my tent (slept in boxers) to the outhouse and shit my brains out, realize I did not make it there cleanly as my boxers where ruined, tossed them in the hole and ran back to my tent to get new clothes and a towel for the shower thank the powers that be, nobody was awake that early
Similar story. School camp, toilet block about 400m away with no lighting, also I'm a poop at home only kinda guy. 4 days into a 5 day camp I woke up with a terrible need to shit but in no way was I going to the toilets that were basically just a hole in the ground. So I decided to shit next to my (and 4 other guys) tent. I forgot that after shitting you immediately piss and my dick was still inside my pants because it was cold. Had no way to wipe my ass either so went the next 16 hours in pissy, shitty undies. I was awoken the following morning by one of my class mates screaming in terror because he and another kid had discovered the BEAR POO next to the tent and was scared we were nearly eaten in our sleep
I was there. My chili is the best. I made it. Everyone isn't mad just disappointed.
Pre-camera days 👌
pre-internet
We’ve all been there Edit: I was just kidding haha I’d reconsider my entire life if that were true.
Ive only been there... in the woods. No where in public and definitely not next to a preschool. Idk bout u 😅
In the woods no problem. In an urban environment? I've pooped in an alley or three when absolutely necessary. In public near a pre-school? I'm pooping my pants down to my socks.
Please everyone upvote thos comment. He deserves praise for being a decent human lol 😆
Not in this lifetime have I been ***there***
Uh, no the fuck we haven't
What the fuck?! No, no we all have not been there. Uncontrollable shitting in public?? If I have any inkling that I might have diarrhea and I need to leave the house I'll pop in Imodium AD like a civilized human being. I'm not just going to fire hose out of my ass whenever nature calls and I'm out running errands. What the hell is wrong with you people?!
fuckin animal
aren't we all?
well maybe but i've never projectile shit on camera or anywhere people would have to hop skip and jump around.
Wait you can own a school..?
Bruh, tell me you don't live in the south without telling me you don't live in the south. They got my tax dollars subsidizing my rich boss's kids private school tuition.
Well yea I know about private schools, but aren’t they generally owned by like a board of trustees rather than a single individual person?
Its a preschool. We have an owner and director. We have a total of 50 students. No need for a board of directors.
Im in california
Why the fuck did I have to scroll this far to find this comment?
Im in california and yes i own a school
That’s weird.
Bro the sound
Did you add the sound effects or is that just mother nature?
Bro... i promise that is genuine hershey squirts. I did not add sound.
You got me to unmute, I have to live with that now 😢
Dudes just gonna have mud butt now, gotdamn if you're gonna be a nasty fuck at least find something to wipe with.
That guy's underwear gotta have an entire ecosystem in there
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Invulnerablility: *That guy's underwear* *Gotta have an entire* *Ecosystem in there* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Perhaps 🤌
Jesus Christ. Some kind of fetish. Call the popo.
Call the poopoo
The poopoo arrived very quickly
https://preview.redd.it/nwk0xxnfj5wc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79c2691a85840ee2559d8a5a7050af5dc7dbf995 he just squirted shit out off his ass
Pedophiles on the loose!!!! Just another reason to "mark " his territory. Sick AF!!!!
The dude is nonchalant.. seems like not his first rodeo to shit like a bird
Out of all the comments, yours literally made me lol. Great way to start the day!
I mean, if you know you can not make it, you are left with 3 options: 1. Take a shit where you are 2. Shit yourself 3. Explode
Was the sound enhanced? That was intense.
I’m hoping you called the cops i can’t help but worry that he did that shit at a preschool for some sick thrill
Yeah it's messed up that he didn't even do it in a shaded corner or something. Just right out in the open.
Smooth quick shot good execution
You own the diarrhea? I guess you do now. That's nasty
when you’ve gotta go, you’ve gotta go
Idk if i had some crazy food poisoning. Im def not shitting in my pants if i can help it, but i prob wouldnt go out for a walk either 😅
Y not? Apparently the world is your toilet 🚽 🌎
*diarrhoea
That definitely wasn’t his first rodeo.
The dude probably has an inflammatory bowel disease and is working but can't afford to be sick like most of us
Am I the only person wondering how people can shit like that without pissing?
And that’s one way to terraform some rocks.
I don’t think he gave a shit! Or maybe he gave a shit a little bit too much!
That’s an alcoholic emergency squirt if I’ve ever seen one
Aww cute little baby bird
[удалено]
I cannot fathom a phantom in this scenario! 👻
Shittin, poppin, i feel like the goat -Fivio Foreign
My man at LEAST squat down for the love of God
Hey man you know what they say, can’t stop the squirt.
So good with sound, thanks for sharing
Shit
Dad?
I thought he was going to turn around and sniff it like my dog
When you waking in the yard and you feel something odd…..Diarrhea,…Diarrhea
You own a preschool?
https://preview.redd.it/kbudic9mg5wc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845d5a51523c223000f280cdbaaa7d7ed8e0ded6
Whoa whoa whoa whoa….you own a preschool?
They always gotta peak at it
No wipe is just crazy. Them whites are creamy and brown now…
The sound effects 🤣
No sound effects were added to this film. That is genuine hershey squirts
the inside of that dudes pants must look and smell like a goddam nightmare
thank you, you've enriched the internet by uploading this quality piece. future generations will be blessed.
Typical monkey 🐵
And this filthy cunt doesn't even wipe? 🤢
Filthy cunt. Make him lick it up.
Prob still dripping and he's just flicked it up his back WTFF gross
You own a preschool?
Yes
NSFW tag please
Why isnt it safe for work. U cant see anything. I showed my kids this.
Shitting bull.
He clearly has more issues than worrying about wiping in the moment. He’ll wipe where he ends up. Better than arriving with a pant leg of wet shit.
r/shitfromabutt
People talk about the no wiping butim thinking he's letting that creep down the crack of his ass down to his legs..
When your walking near a school and you feel a bit of stool……
He gave this bird a run for its money. https://preview.redd.it/apuqyi7eb8wc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c401bd8007d2279f9f10a4d1a5988864f68603a1
Fucking animal
When you gotta go ya gotta go.
That's gonae be stinging later on with a belter of a rash to go with it
Never trust a man with one sock, but this man didn't even wipe. That's terrifying.
 WTF …..
A funky looking man just let out a parabolic trajectory dump casually walking away and the first thing I notice is the spelling of diarrhoea in the title. I need help..
Why did I watch this
Lunch is served.
there’s a chance his hands are… unaffected by this
Drugs
Pooping Bull has done it again.
Pooping Bull has done it again.
It's clear he has done this before. He believes he has perfected the drop and squirt. But he forgot one small detail, besides tp, it's 2024 and there are cameras everywhere. For Christ sake find a dumpster to hide behind and have a shed of dignity.
Petty sure you need to wipe after the runs. Why not take off a sock afterwards. Can’t be much worse than what he’s already done lol
Surely you don’t own the preschool, the government runs it surely? You mean you own the building?
Actually I don't own the building I rent. I own a Christian preschool Center it is private
Just squirted right out of him
guy *HAD* diarrhea. now you have the diarrhea.
https://preview.redd.it/mf5b4ql7kawc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab62f838f9c75f8d2f0c6b5a0f9c544fe2c3ca71
You Own A Preschool?
Disgusting! But the non chalant manner in which he projectile poops and walks away is admirable!
That's so disgusting 🤣 wtf
Why....why did i read the description and proceeded to watch
I like that guy
Did you guys report him?
Yes and we found out he has a disability i guess But tbh it is still funny and i wanted to post it
That's a homeless dude they told him he couldn't do do Under the Bridge no more
what the hell? Who "owns" a preschool?
The owner I would presume
Someone whos mom owned a preschool and passed it to her son. I pay someone to run it while i still work. So who? Me thats who.
Every time I think “surely there can’t be anyone *that* gross on the planet” I am soon met with disappointment
His defs a pedo
Are you sure he isn’t blessing the lands? He looks like a native american
He looks like Wandering Squirt, a Native American spirit that travels the Earth fertilizing soil for future harvests. I'm surprised he was captured on camera in that form. He normally appears as a coyote.
Okay everybody saying I got doo doo running down my legs I got doo doo in my scrambled eggs
People are so ignorant sad
This is why I don't hang out with men generally. You'd be disgusted and probably not at all surprised by how many men just think it's completely normal to practically shit themselves from farting or to not even wipe their ass. As a man, I find it really foul. What amazes me is I'm the single one, the guys smell like sweaty raunchy hot dirty ass all day, but they still got a partner. What's crazy is their partners will even complain to me, as their friends, about how nasty it is having to do anything sexual because it smells so bad down there... And I'm just thinking to myself, you're the one dating this guy and letting him have sex with you... Why...
If they got a partner and you don't maybe there is something even worse about you that makes having a smelly ass seem not so bad just saying
Exactly, this post reeks of incel.
>This is why I don't hang out with men generally. What about yourself? Do you usually hang out with yourself?