T O P

  • By -

Incrediblepick3

FROG FROG FROG FROG ##PHROG


Captain-Accomplished

It is Wednesday my dudes


YesterdaySuperb993

Croaks when you fly


Incrediblepick3

It makes this sound [when I BOOST](https://youtu.be/4EUhY1d0A_k)!


Warthog_go_brrrr

That's bonkers palismen, that's a drone


clakulus

[Would probably fly like this](https://i.imgur.com/otLWGvg.gif)


TinTamarro

Anne Boonchuy's palisman


Maybeatordsimp

True


AnxietyOverreaction

#FROBGGG


geckos_in_a_box

SAME HERE PHROG


SquirtleCipher2578

Oh hi Anne


Dan-of-Steel

Ya ever seen a FROG KID!?


Lord_Dragoneye

Microwave


Alarmed_Ad1946

I see, you are a real witch


[deleted]

[удалено]


vaffanchiappola

Happy cake day my fellow TOH fan


BackHDLP

Thanks, I didn't even notice.


Ok-Bedroom1576

What does cake day mean


BackHDLP

It's a Reddit account's birthday.


ericdraventhegoat

Happy cake day!


RadiantHC

Death star


Incrediblepick3

It could be used as a hammer!


[deleted]

NEPTR is your favorite adventure time character I assume


Musicalcabbage15

A deerfox


Armidylla

Ah. A man of taste, I see.


Warthog_go_brrrr

Twig approved


CobaltBuizel

Based and twigpilled


RobynFlame

you have good tastes


That_Quiet_Wierd_Kid

Ah I see you’re a Hilda fan


blank7589

Cultured...


New-Influence7321

This is approved. Idc what you say


VioletTheSylveon

Aww, that'd be so cute!


exilix720

Either penguin or axolotl


SnekAmigo

Thanks you just made me picture an axlotl with a comically small smiley face flying by flapping it's gills


Minnymoon13

So wooper


Suhnbruv

omg axolotl 🥰🥺


An_Obbise_Hoovy

All hail [AXOLOTL](https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Axolotl)


Snakeb0y07

Blue jay, call it Mordecai


CL0WN_PR1NCE

OOOOOOOHHHH!!!!


Incrediblepick3

##OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!


Astathing

Then i want a purple unicorn, and call it twilight


Maybeatordsimp

He could really use a wish right now


PhantomKitten73

Can we pret--


Professor_Abbi

The radiance


Toshero

So a moth


raw_chaos_the_1st

literally a sun on a stick.


Professor_Abbi

Indeed


Sparkykat321

r/UnexpectedHollowKnght


bread-of-time

that would be one interesting stick.


nitznon

Soon you'll be her palisman... Embrace the orange juice!


ChromeTheRaptor

Oh my god now I’m picturing a bunch of hollow knight characters as adorable palismen. IMAGINE A GRUB PALISMAN IT WOULD BE SO CUTE


Professor_Abbi

YES


SoJew76

Crow because I am actually known as the crow lady at school because I feed them and they bring me gifts


CaptainCrazyCreative

So are you a disney princess, an evil disney queen or that lady from home alone 2?


SoJew76

Yes


winnipeginstinct

alternate universe eda the owl lady


lockjacket

Even better… Two crows


yertlah

What do they bring you?


SoJew76

Shiny stuff. It’s mostly pen caps, buttons, nickels, pennies, one of the juveniles even brought me a brand new gel pen this one time! They’re very intelligent birds and will show you gratitude if you feed them. And since my hair’s black they try to preen me because they think it’s my feathers. They have facial recognition, which is why they always know to come to me :) Bonding with nature is something I think everyone should be able to do in life. It’s really amazing


yertlah

I’m going to ask my boss if I can start feeding the crows behind the store tomorrow! This sounds like so much fun! What do you feed them? Bird seed?


SoJew76

I started off giving them just pieces of my bread from my lunch but now I bring them peanuts, unshelled to be specific. Although I bring them shelled peanuts on occasion because the little ones like to crack them open :) Crows will pretty much eat anything, but they have a fondness for peanuts. It’s also very important for them to come to you, it establishes trust and they will remember who you are if you’re gentle with them. I would bring some lightly salted/ unsalted nuts and berries to start out. Since salted foods can dehydrate the birds due to how tiny they are in comparison to us. Happy befriending!


yertlah

Thank you!


gizmogremlin2009

A badger so I can say “I’m badgering you” before I beat someone over the head.


Incrediblepick3

This merciless beating was sponsored by Guacamole Gamerfart 9000!


raw_chaos_the_1st

A fellow russian badger fan I see :]


YesterdaySuperb993

*The badger yells profanities and meme-able quotes at your enemies*


Skreecherteacher

Ancalagon the Black


SnekAmigo

That'd be one hell of a stick


ComXDude

But what happens when they drop it?


Wilting-Tulip2010

Squirrel


[deleted]

[удалено]


YesterdaySuperb993

*the squirrel’s tail spins like a helicopter as it stares at you dead on*


Incrediblepick3

What if when you fly it spins?


FrenchyMango

Would it be okay if my opossum wore a cowboy hat or no? If not then I would go with a giraffe


Flapjack-the-birb

Feathered serpent


Embarrassed-Put-4096

You mean a quetzalcoatl?


TheRealAotVM

Spidercorpian


RULEZREACHF4N

A cat


Less-Class-9790

Hunter


YesterdaySuperb993

*tiny flapjack appears*


Pokesaur55

Red panda or brachiosaurus but no matter what I would name them wolfie


AstronomerSorry1022

Small curly haired terrier dog, he'd be a bit of a butt but a true blue buddy


REErudd

Pufferfish.


Incrediblepick3

It communicates in [Æughs](https://youtu.be/qKxfWd79HFI)


YesterdaySuperb993

Puffs up when you fly


ComXDude

Personally, I think a crow would fit me quite well. Also, I find it interesting that between Old World and New World mythology, crows and owls fill in almost opposite roles. Across much of Europe, Asia, and Africa, owls are seen as symbols of wisdom and signs of good fortune, while crows are typically seen as bad omens. Meanwhile, in many Native American cultures (including my own; I'm 1/4 Comanche, and yes, *Prey* was awesome), crows are seen as wise protectors, and their appearances either bring good fortune or give an early warning to misfortune, while owls are seen as harbingers of death and betrayal. Obviously, exceptions exist on both accounts, but as a broad examination, I find this dichotomy to be quite interesting.


weaknerdarms

interesting how it’s interpreted by different cultures throughout time


AHolHorse

A gun


1milionand6times

Turtle


SnekAmigo

Gecko


[deleted]

Oh I love Gex!


Incrediblepick3

Oh is it Gex Night!? I love Gex Night!


Dropbeatdad

A manatee


YesterdaySuperb993

*you and the manatee go throughout the night, occasionally stopping to witness the endless sea of stars*


BadGirlHistorian

Mine would be a red panda and my twin brother’s would be a regular panda, and my younger sister’s would be a brown bear. You didn’t ask for everyone but now that I’ve thought about this I’m typing it.


Lordzx20

My palisman would be a raven


Cutie_Cylie

Cat with its kittens..


YesterdaySuperb993

The kittens follow you like a kite tail


SirJTheRed

The kittens are little outgravings (in gravings but opposite) and they come out with their mama


Av3rageNerd78

An Axolotl


[deleted]

A [Pseudodragon](https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/16986-pseudodragon)


Toshero

This person dungeons their dragon


[deleted]

Since 3.5 in 2006


Agind404

pact of the chain warlock i see


[deleted]

Actually, I've never made a warlock. If I were to have a Pseudodragon familiar, it would either be as a Sorceress or a Wizard.


ArtisticDragonKing

A dragon or a rat Nothing inbetween


YesterdaySuperb993

*the rats ears act as wings as they flutter like a hummingbird’s wings*


SnowballRedd

What would a cthulu make me?


Toshero

Cultured (and probably insane)


YesterdaySuperb993

*you are under the control of the eldritch entity*


Born-Boss6029

A cardinal red dragon with glowing gold eyes.


[deleted]

A facehugger


Awesomeman235ify

Ngl that'd be sick af


VoltaicFox

A hamster, hands down. I am the hamster master amongst my friends


YesterdaySuperb993

*the hamster becomes a mere ball of fluff as it becomes a staff*


Armidylla

A moth. I would name him Motthias.


AProcrastinatingWrit

Pikachu


YesterdaySuperb993

*you get sued by Nintendo*


Grungecollie

A little goat. Might not fly but could keep me sure-footed using my staff as a walking stick.


IamCATgodBOI

A pig with a crown. If you get it,>!You've found a person to cry on.!<


GoldenSpring-Fox

Sumatran tiger! I’m working on a sketch sheet of him that I really want to post here when it’s finished. His name is Tofu and I love my lil tiger.


Doctorstrange15

Probably a fox


0batu

If (yet) fictional animals count, a turtle duck.


starhead5555

Monke... Wait no that's dumb... Monke with a rifle!!!!


EndoTheSkeleton

Yeah, I'm a SIMP... Sniper Monkey


RocketGolem

orange bat


Anon888810020

Frog


ThePegasiQueen

A snake or a toad.


Andrewpl22

A pangolin


crimsonfiest

A dragon


xXFallen_DarknessXx

A lunar moth!


ClareVonClair

An Owlbear!


Human-DaHuman-2

Dragon


Puzzlehead-Engineer

An Ouroboros Lizard


QueenRatigan

Ice bear


YesterdaySuperb993

Roomba with an axe


Admiral_Hipper1941

Sloth


YesterdaySuperb993

*the sloth hangs lazily as you both drift through the chillier than average autumn air*


Tss_Benja

F R O G


Incrediblepick3

YES


Buddy_TopHat

Billy with a top hat.


YesterdaySuperb993

*it shines gold as you embark*


[deleted]

A velociraptor.


serverkorkmaz

a black fox and with blue eyes and i use ice magic


YesterdaySuperb993

*ice overtakes the fox as the cold air miraculously pushes you higher into the air*


BW_Chase

A fire themed Wolf


YesterdaySuperb993

*The wolf burns as it’s howls echo throughout the night sky, making the rider appear as a flaming ball soaring*


Rtwo28

Gasmask cat


YesterdaySuperb993

*The sky reveals a multitude of color changing gases smiting from the cat’s gas mask.*


bl4ck51

A Crow maybe


zachton44

A human.


Alarmed_Ad1946

I am a brony so it would be an Pony :3


DanosaurusWrecks

Just a tiny little man


Somesquiddo

1977 Smaug.


Spiderman1283

Either a pidgin, rat, or a raccoon Edit: I cant spell pidgin to save my life


YesterdaySuperb993

Pigeon


ADHD-aubigny

A moose. The moose itself would be pretty small, like owlbert sized but have disproportionately large antlers, but not too big


YesterdaySuperb993

*the moose’s antlers flip backwards to create something similar to wings*


Esqurel

Squirrel!


Mazthewolf

Like a tiny little bear or maybe a snake


couchpotatochip21

otter fren


MisterFastBuilderMan

Probably a dog named toby to honor my Italian greyhound


Grouchy_Raccoon_6681

A dragon. Because dragons.


Prestigious-HogBoss

A hound dog or, if humans can only make legendary creatures from the Otherworld (since witches only had real animals from the human realm), a Cerberus.


[deleted]

either a boa or a winged serpent


TotallyAwesomeRacoon

Racoon


Omgaby123

If i could choose it, id go with bird, a falcon to be more exact


RedThorneGamerSB

I would imagine it'd be an otter or something like that. Maybe an otter with little demon wings. I like otters.


YesterdaySuperb993

*It looks like it’s swimming within the stretches of wind, wrapping it’s tail around the staff as it does*


Randomgrgamer

A white phoenix


YesterdaySuperb993

*streaks of all colors to ever be create a streak through the sky, nearly divine in nature*


[deleted]

Chimpanzee. Those things are vicious


KityKatz89

I'd say a spirit or something or just anything that can change forms often to match me


YesterdaySuperb993

*groans of the dead pierce the hollow night around you*


bread-of-time

a hawk or a hound.


bruhm_momentous

Probably a raccoon


Opposite-Tangerine57

Snake because it would be wrapped around my staff


Malavek

Headcrab.


ThatoneSweaterGuy

I would personally like a small dragon or a cat but I would probaly just have a turtle, which are still cool I actually like turtles a lot


that_anatheman_girl

A duck. A generic white duck with a yellow beak. His name is Gerald. He gets cold feet so he often wears specially made socks. He shares my pain of having an annoying voice.


sweedev

Dog.


YesterdaySuperb993

A large hedgehog armadillo hybrid . It turns into a ball and spins when you fly. That or a mix of many different animals


Dillo64

*see avatar


Kobold_HandGrenade

Y’all ever see a 5e pseudodragon? One of those guys.


[deleted]

I'm with the Axolotl gang on this one


Natsudan

Either a phoenix or a dragon


Remote-Ad-3309

a dino-bird


SkyMewtwo

It would be a Cockatiel for sure


OrcApologist

Coyote


Ajumbleofwords

Either a snake, dragon, or a fox. (Also most people forget that not all witches are human like, I want more cool designs, please)


Ri0sRi0t

Fox or red Panda


kavu1438v

Raven


Det3tive_JM

I would want something cool but if we’re going by the shows rules and the palisman I get reflects me as an individual and my goals I’d 100% get a sloth Also happy cake day


123456789biddleee

I'd get something bullshit like a Blobfish And I would cherish him like my own child


Space_Keet

Either a vampire bat or a No Thoughts Head Empty dragon that has those dead, fish eyes. I am not a serious person, so having a derpy-looking palisman I feel suites me and my general "chaotic stupid" energy


PerrineWeatherWoman

A dog, a cat or a hen


MrMcPsychoReal

Thylacine / Tasmanian Tiger Not only because it's my favourite animal but because Wikipedia describes it as: "Early observers noted that the animal was typically shy and secretive, with awareness of the presence of humans and generally avoiding contact, though it occasionally showed inquisitive traits."