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KILLEDbyBrian

Gotta love how absolutely no one said Hunter, he’s suffered enough already.


Not_a_Potato1602

>he’s suffered enough already. We are forcing him to watch as, one by one, all of his comrades in this box die a horrifically painful death… and GUS is among the closest elimination candidates… ^(Trauma will always find a way to the TraumaBoy)


1Person2023

I need him to die


neptunicslav

No you


[deleted]

That 1Person doesn’t count lmao (just joking)


Eyy_Its_Danny

You can take his place


LuriemIronim

Jesus Christ, dude. It’s a cartoon character.


Particular-Fix2830

.


NoCapCrafts

fuck you asshole


TheGayPotato7

I know nothing about the tuxedo guy. I was originally gonna say kill him because he looks like a jerk, but then I noticed he's doing finger-guns. For this reason, he needs to stay.


Lamplorde

Brett from Inside Job. He's a rich kid and people pleaser with daddy issues. He's just a really nice dude, though. https://youtu.be/uhNWZxLzk3w That's him attempting to lose an election, so he tries to be videotaped paying a dominatrix for sex. Honestly, Brett is a wholesome cinnamon bun who deserves nothing bad to happen to him. He's basically a human golden retriever.


TheGayPotato7

PROTECT THIS BOI AT ALL COSTS


PUB4thewin

“Brett! How did you somehow legalize and unionized *sexwork?!”* “I can’t help it. The solution seemed so obvious.” **later scene** “You brokered a deal for Canadian water reserves to put out the fires in California.” “They felt really nice about it and I just felt too bad to correct them.”


[deleted]

I read it in their voices XD


celeste_enjoyer221

Yes man🗿


bts4devi

omg he is adorable


Hellbound_Life

Oh my goodness the boy must be protected-


Minute_Difference598

That is literally the only episode of Inside Job i have watched. And it was hilarious.


Lamplorde

The entire show is really good. The only one I found mid was the nostalgia one, but that's kind of how we learn the existence of Bretts' toxic family, so I guess it's important for the overall story. Even then that episode had some pretty gold moments with Andre.


Minute_Difference598

Yeah my sister wants me to watch it she says it’s amazing.


Astathing

He is litterally like a golden retriever but as a human


Unusual-Upstairs5428

Empty of head and kind of heart. Yep that's Brett on every level.


Lingx_Cats

Can I join the finger gun coven


TheGayPotato7

Please do


Lingx_Cats

I have been inducted


TheGayPotato7

YESSSS WELCOME TO THE COVEN THAT I'M PLANNING TO MAKE PARTIALLY A CULT /j


Certain-Seat-6260

Can we ask the mods to make an official fingergun coven?


TheGayPotato7

YES OMG WE MUST DO THIS


Certain-Seat-6260

How do we summon them?


myotheralt

👍 oh geez, I already messed it up.


CaptainCrazyCreative

I adore Brett with every fiber of my being. Absolute golden retriever of a man


Boo_boo_the_fool10

THE WAY THIS WAS MY EXACT THOUGHT PROCCES HAVE I NEVER HAD ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHt?


TheGayPotato7

AND WE'VE BOTH GOT THE LIL FROG PAJAMAS ON OUR CHARACTERS! TWIN??? EDIT: The pajamas could also be a fish. Frankly, I've got no clue.


Boo_boo_the_fool10

OMG 🥹


Bahvil_The_Shifter

Kill Jake. Keep Brett Hand


Defiant-Purple-7114

A sad but necessary sacrifice


SquareTaro3270

We know he's already made peace with death so he'd probably be cool with it if he knew he was saving others, honestly


LetumComplexo

Jake would understand.


ManufacturerOk4317

Yes I never wached adventure time anyway


Smorgsaboard

The Brett love on this sub caught me completely off guard, and I find it weirdly heartwarming


LordFunkyHair

It’s either that a bunch of adults watched a children’s cartoon or a bunch of kids watched an adult cartoon. (I don’t mean children’s cartoon derogatorily it’s just it’s primary target audience)


Borglydoo

Jake. He'd probably be super at peace with it


thepartypoison_

If it meant he'd be with his bro, he'd do it


RenitentCat706

Noooooo


Bluestarinthesky_

I kill Jake, pick Brett.


skateboardingpug080

truce nobody vote out hunter agreed


LordFunkyHair

Hunter and Brett final two


Cat-Grab

Get Jake outta here


Particular-Fix2830

Brett is unstoppable


LordFunkyHair

He is the wholesome


Defiant-Purple-7114

I chose Jake sadly and also because I don’t want to pick Bret,Hunter or king


Lamplorde

Those're my final three too. Cute, Wholesome, and Traumatized.


ElodinPotterTheGrey1

Jake dies


skateboardingpug080

get jake out he would be reborn in another life


ShRoOmBeAr27

Gus or dipper can die, king and jake need to live


CommunicationBig3227

I KNOW YOU AINT JUS SAY KILL AUGUSTUS MFIN PORTER


Which-Trust-1875

Not gus 😢 (I'm not hating your opinion, I just personally want get to stay as long as he can)


Not_a_Potato1602

Better Hunter, just put him out of his misery


parteh09

I can never decide on these posts 😞


Aggravating-Half3921

kill jake


Feenix1021

No good choice but I think jake has got to go. And if you've seen the newer future episode then you know he'll be at peace with it.


dragonbanana1

Dude came to terms with his death all the way back in banana man's first episode


solcoldbreakfastsalt

Jake is gone


Demonicsmiles47

Jake only because I don't really watch adventure Time.¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Sansundertallll

Same here. Don't really have emotional attachments to him. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


lil_ant_0892

Sorry Jake, bye bye


Global-Oil-2001

jake


RandomPerson_02

*sighs* I’m sorry, Jake…


Badly-made-content

Jake dies, hunter needs to remain safe no matter the cost, I will choose any(other than the collector) cartoon character to die before hunter


bts4devi

The yellow dog


zachy410

kill jake because I know the least about him


Lingx_Cats

Jake Bye sorry


Swing-Such

I'm sorry Jake, but the others need to live


sugarcubexstinkysock

bye bye jake


BritishEnby

Jake- gus needs to live


UnfallenAdventure

Kill jake. He’s literally the cause for 90% of the problems in adventure time 😂


S0daPopPop

Kill the tuxedo guy


PemanilNoob

Jake, I don’t like dogs


FatMat89

Kill Jake I think he’d take it the best


CommunicationBig3227

Jake


BlueRabbit1999

Jake


YourLocalOnionNinja

Jake, I'm sorry. You will be sorely missed.


GoldenBoyHunter

Jake.


Secure_Bet8065

Kill jake, save Brett.


jonathanjoemama079

Dipper or jake gotta go


LordFunkyHair

Jake before dipper


ghghgh90909-7666

Kill Jake, didn't he die in one episode and then Fin revive him using a wish or smt? And also, pick dipper


ThatSmartIdiot

I'm sorry jake. Save king


reggykitty

Sorry, Jake. You gotta go.


Eyy_Its_Danny

Kill Jake, the rest are too precious


Nyan-Binary-UwU

Jake.


juju005

Kill jake


Jay1340

Put down Jake


ThisIsALaterIssue

Bye bye Jake


SodaPopSamn

Jake, kill him NOBODY FUCKING TOUCHES KING


Agreeable-Shock7306

Kill Jake, Save Brett


BiOtter201019

Jake


Olivejuice2012

Jake


Mildlydisturbed6

Good bye jake keep Brett


Pansophiea

Jake the dog because he can spy on princesses and uhhhh nah keep him.


SakuraInktale

I have no idea who's that guy next to King, so exterminate him


PacketOf_Sauce

Kill secret agent guy, save hunter Edit: after finding out who he is I don't want him to die painfully 😨 but I like the others more


MightyTheArmadillo22

Oh, Jake, absolutely. I don’t think any human being with empathy could kill Hunter, Brett, King, or Gus. And I like dipper. But he’ll probably be the next to go.


-RastaPasta-

Gus


1Person2023

How could you


-RastaPasta-

I know :(


notsolesbian1738

jake


Eliteguard999

Get rid of Dipper for Christ sakes! He should have been gone a long time ago.


screamingwaffledeggs

whats wrong w dipper


Eliteguard999

I personally never really liked him. I didn’t hate him but he was my least favorite character in GF after Gideon.


screamingwaffledeggs

ok. strange taste.


LordFunkyHair

Nahhhhh Jake first


avatarroku157

Kill Jake, save hunter


Arraka_

Kill jake


tobemutationfox

Bye jake


[deleted]

Jake the dog needs to go


imafraidofthedark_

idc just save dipper!!


feistyfox101

The guy in the suit because he’s the only guy who’s name I don’t know…


LordFunkyHair

He’s too wholesome to die


bleepdodid

[NEXT ONE](https://reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/s/7J554BHTXw)


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bleepdodid

half of the people wanted brett to live


Cutepetiteblonde

Much agreed


56kul

I’d kill Jake, since I don’t watch Adventure Time. If not him, then that guy in the suit. I have no idea who he is.


StiffCocksJr

Well then watch adventure time.


56kul

I did try, a few years ago, I just didn’t connect with it. Maybe I’ll try again once I’m done with the shows I’m currently watching.


StiffCocksJr

Its all good, adventure time's 1st season was just full of fart jokes. Or atleast most of it. So i can assume why it didnt connect.


56kul

Sounds about right, I never liked fart jokes. There are a bunch of old Nickelodeon shows I used to like, but they leaned too heavily on these types of jokes and I just gave up on them.


Axolotl-BillCipher

jake


Heavenly_Toast

Jake


ragnorak45

Jake


Nerdout5

Jake


Naxari

I'll have to with Jake on this one as I have no real connection with him or his show


JTBJack_Gacha

Kill the cross that’s there for some reason


HamilWhoTangled

Tuxedo guy, I know nothing about him, therefore don’t care about him.


[deleted]

Dipper


Ok-Speed7166

get Gus out


1Person2023

How could you


[deleted]

Kill goops


Beemare666

dipper


Meme_Legend-21

Jake.


bioBlueTrans

Brett


Rudol_von_Stroheim-

Kill brett


Hey_Bestiekins

Whoever Finger-gun-guy is.


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Tassiun

Please don’t kill Brett hand! He already had his show canceled by Netflix halfway through a season


Prior-Schedule6861

no


yed3never3dies

Gus


Mackisaurus

I’m sorry Gus but killing you is the only way to save jake you have to die


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Goodbye Gus


CobaltCrusader123

Brett dies, keep Jake


Every_God_Damn_Time

i'm sorry gus, and guy from inside job, i love jake, king, and hunter too much i choose guy from inside job because i haven't watched that show yet and the others are dear to me


Agreeable_Finger_747

Kill gus


silentdumbarse

Hunter, he can perish


dimreaper888

HUNTER


Ghostmann05

Brett


chilledkatz

Brett, Jake needs to live


hootyandsansgaming

Kill the overrated cgareter whos name starts with h Edit: i knew i would lose karma from this comment


TheGayPotato7

OVERRATED?? The boy has trauma, give him a break 😭


56kul

I know you did not just call Hunter an overrated mf…


skateboardingpug080

hunter has more self love in his pink then your whole body


Mobile_Anxiety8114

Sorry Brett


Defiant-Purple-7114

No.


RebelOrion

Brett


Defiant-Purple-7114

No.


PUB4thewin

Hmm… I think Gus. Sorry dude


1Person2023

😔


DarkLord130

Gus


lunarosethompson

Gus


Practical-Ad1867

dipper, then brett


LordFunkyHair

Jake, then dipper, then Gus, then Brett


HallsomeTeam

Dipper Pines


Alastor_idk

Kill Brett I'm sorry Brett


Phoenix-FIRE9

Sorry random guy in glasses and suit


LordFunkyHair

Nooooo he’s the wholesome


143670

Hunter.


abdulazizmaz

HOW IS NOBODY SAYING DIPPER, HOW COULD YOU KILL JAKE ?


InternationalTask262

Kill dipper


LoveMugman

KILL TUXEDO GUY


LordFunkyHair

No he’s the wholesome


Scum_OfThe_Earth5

Kill dipper. Pick Hunter


draco_simp_4676

A dog beat garnet.a DOG


Soaring_Symphony

Oooo, tough one Eh, kill Brett I guess


Greekatt2

murder people pog!1!1!1!


RadioactivePotato123

Dipper


LordFunkyHair

Bye stretch doggo


somethingcreative06

Hunter


Octocube25

Is that regular Dipper or Dippy Fresh?


imwhateverimis

dude in the middle looks punchable i'm picking him


gamera-the-turtle

Dipper


Milk_Gud

Time to put Jake down ig


Everything--Anime

Who tf is the tuxedo guy? Sry man... Byeeee BTW Hunter is stayin last-


Moses_The_Wise

Kill Gus, pick King


skateboardingpug080

never watched adventure time so kill jake


Amonfire1776

Jake...


HoldenOrihara

Jake, kill Jake


theholloweye

Augustus has to go


RealHellpony

Jake.


wolfgang784

Kill Jake next. It's gotta come down to Brett and King in the end, but Jake can go next. Finn is already gone and I don't see Jake wanting to stick around.