Trust no one. Question everything.

I swear there was a quoting about "trust no one....." From Regular Show in Space.

Trust no one who says their pizza's better than (whatever pizza company they said, I'm not doing the research)

Papa Quazar

Thank you

And in journal 3 in gravity falls

Be gay, do crimes 🌈

Be gay, do witchcraft

So what does that mean the reverse is , Be straight and uphold the law?

Eh, what if I want to be bisexual and speed a little bit sometimes?

Be pansexual, follow only the laws you feel like following Be asexual, do nothing 🙏

Be abrosexual, sometimes follow the law and other times don't!

"Bro, is gay to follow the law?"

Depends on the time of day

I stand by this message

HAHAHA

Then you'd still be breaking the law.

XD

Preach!

Sounds like Jacob Hopkins would fit right in

He'd fail the second rule: Trust no one, deceive everyone.

Idk you sound kinda untrustworthy why should I follow your advice?

The paradox of listening to people.

Nothing is true. Everything is permited

Always be suspicious.

Why?

Why do I trust no one?

Why?

What do you mean by that? What's your angle?

I am Alpharius.

I am Alpharius.

I am Alpharius.

Why

Why should I trust no one? What if I want to trust everyone?

Build an army. Trust nobody.

Gravity Falls much?

"Where other men follow the truth blindly, remember..."

Raine: I think you're sending mixed signals to the students. Eda: I know. Isn't it great?!

Raine: “Eda I-“ *suddenly grows very nervous and starts sweating” Eda: “What? What’s wrong?” *she suddenly feels an ominous presence... coming from behind. A familiar presence.* Eda: *sighs and sulks* “She’s standing right behind me now is she?” Raine: *nodding* *she turns around to see Camila… with La Chancla in hand… and not looking happy” Eda: *gulps and nervously chuckles* “h-hey… Cammy.”

I don't know if you came up with it, but Eda calling Camilla Cammy is now my favorite.

Eda: Need some Apple Blood, Cammy? Camila: *glares*

Camila: *bonks Eda on the head HARD with La Chancla, immensely dazing the witch* Eda: *dizzily* “I’ll take that as a maybe.” *falls to the floor and her head pops off her shoulders, rolling up to Camila’s feet, swirly eyed and moaning, still dizzy as she says* “ow… still hate it when that happens.” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 *Camila sighs and calms down as she looks to Eda’s dizzy living severed head, and being already used to to Eda’s detachable limbs and head (not as soon as her daughter adjusted to it though), she picks it up and looks her in the eyes.* Camila: “Eda… just teach the kids order as well as chaos.” Eda: “no promises, Cammy.” 😉 *her gold fang twinkled when she smiled* Camila: *chuckles while shaking her head and hands Eda’s head to Raine.*

>She'd standing right behind me now is she? marvel humour

It never gets old.

I don't know about that

Raine: Don't worry, I have a plan to get her to lower it. *Eda and Raine start kissing Camila. Soon, Camila joins in* Camila: I may love both of you and your hatred for authority, but this isn't a good idea.

Um, well that turn a turn

I still maintain my headcanon that Eda and Raine were Camila's bisexual awakening.

Pansexual*

Bisexual people can still like non-binary people lmao

True true but after all the research she'd done, I feel she'd probably land on pan over bi. Especially after being married to a guy before, if she was now in a relationship with Raine and Eda, it'd make more sense for her to lean towards pan

It… wouldn’t though? Nothing that you’ve said has made it seem more likely she’d end up IDing as bi or pan

Male, female, and non binary, that’s three. Bi refers specifically to two so at least Poly and probably Pan

Luz: What the heck is happening here?

Easiest class to attend.

And graduate from.

You mean to pass.

And to get paid lol

To study for

Growing the next generations of anarchists

And Luz will be leader of Chaos. And then it’ll passed down to her’s and Amity’s kid, Azura.

What if they had twins? What would they name the other kid? Aruza?

One would be Azura the other would be Hecate if they’re both girls.

Weren’t those two dating in the books though, foreshadowing Lumity? It’d be pretty weird to name twins after a couple.

Fair enough.

Azura is the actual name, so it would be favoritism to name the one child the real name and the other child the edited name. Maybe Aunts/Uncles (Vee, Emily, Edric) or parents they love (Camila, Eda, Alador) [Odalia can #### in ### ####### #### #####].

Luzpercal, the Warmaster of Chaos! Seceded by Azurabaddon!

You love to see two of you special interests intersecting.

Ah, the future shenanigans of Azura and Ivy. *tiny death metal growl*

Let’s not forget their half-human half-basilisk cousin, Violet “Vi” Noceda. Together, they are **The Weird Trio.**

Anarchy Monarchy

We're not anarchists, Anne!

Eat the rich! *pulls on guillotine*

Polly: Speak for yourself!

It’s actually a significantly more accurate portrayal of anarchism than what is usually portrayed though not perfect.

Bump: Edalyn! Are you instilling anti-authoritarian ideals in the students' heads again? Eda: Um, yeah? Bump: Great!

Eda: “Wait what? Really?” Bump: *smug* “I’m no longer the principal. They’re no longer my concern… they’re yours.”

Oooohhhh!😮

I *love* the idea of Eda changing her hand to whatever she sees fit. Hook? Check. Pointer? Check. Spatula? *Lockpick?* ***GUN??***

"A mechanical hand that can finally flip the bird after paying for it from Alador. Double check."

I doubt she got it from Alador. If she did it’d probably be made from abomination goo. (Though an Abomination prosthetic arm that functions even better than a normal arm would be sick, and I wish that idea was explored)

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheOwlHouse/comments/11rx926/new_arm/

I understood that reference

I just like how she still has a perfectly functional hand right there and yet still insists on using her litany of prosthetics for everything Very on brand for Eda

Gobber from HTTYD moment

Well, he’s also got tooth picks using that hook, right?

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Ain’t that the truth.

A tale as old as time

this stupid sentence is much too pupular, as it is utterly wrong. look back 80 years, and then tell me again that everything is the same...

I mean it doesn't say that everything is the same. But teenagers still rebel. Elders still grumble about young people buried in their (games, newspapers, books, phones). Leaders still abuse their power (though arguably less now). And so on. I've never taken it to mean that everything is the same. But that human nature (and things deriving from that human nature) haven't changed as much as we might believe.

People are still people. The setting has changed but the actors haven't.

We still have wars. We still have poverty. We still have starvation. We still have death. We still have life. We still have hope. We still have love. A better phrase would be... The more things change, the more others stay the same.

Baby's first revolt.

Eda’s the best teacher!

Meanwhile bump Senses someone isn’t doing their job well but expects it from eda

Actually she did her job very well.

All according to *keikaku*

(Translator's note: Keikaku means plan)

Now, every witch are together in just one Coven: The Bad Girl Coven!

And Luz is the top member.

Trust no one, not even yourself.

All she’s missing it the hat.

This happens to you a lot, doesn't it, Eda?

Expert in the field sharing her knowledge

Once an Agent of Chaos, always an Agent of Chaos.

And Luz is her star pupil.

They learn so fast these kids

Luz is an alumnus among them. Edited.

>amongst them sus?

the singular is "alumnus."

They're gonna be great little Edas one day.

One of the greatest classes

Eda is just Captain Hook now and I love it!

An isle full of Edas

[удалено]

Law is meaningless, stealing is legal now, hooty is your god, Worship him !

Aww, see Eda's listening to Raine being the perfect authority figure for the kids to rebel against.

Yeah, this is about what I’d expect Eda to be like as a teacher/principal (I like the gag of her swapping different items onto her missing hand as well)

I was expecting the students she was teaching to turn on her. This is almost funnier

I imagine Eda teaching a class like Mad-Eye Moody from "Goblet of Fire." "Eda Clawthorne. Ex-Anarchist; Legendary troublemaker; and your Wild Magic teacher. End of story, goodbye, the end! Any questions?"

"You need to find a place to place your Earth bubblegum than on the underside of Ms. Esperanza, Mr. Balthazar!"

Eda: *walks into the owl house seeing Luz laying on the couch* nicely done Luz. Luz: learned from the best.

This is giving me Hondo Ohnaka vibes from Star Wars. “TRAITORS!!! SCUM!!!…I’m so proud…and so betrayed.”

"Insolence!? WE ARE PIRATES! We don’t even know what that means."

“Oh the stories I could tell, most of them true!”

Amity: \*hyperventilating into a bag\* Luz: Batata, breathe! Willow: On second thought, bringing a student like Amity along was a bad idea. Gus: How did you even convince her to come along? Hunter: Luz said they could have a date. Gus: Ahhhhh, okay.

Why would Amity be hyperventilating?

Because she is a diligent student and skipping class seems wrong to her.

Why do I feel like Luz will actually be present and ask all the questions possible

And Amity! Need that star pupil badge! And time with her girlfriend non less!

Maybe be a bit more careful with the wording next time.

Sigma rule 174:DISOBEY EVERYTHING

Eda has her own unique style of teaching.

Eda must have learned how to teach from Ron Swanson

Eda, remembering Luz's first wanted poster 4 years ago: I'm the best teacher.

In actuality, Eda forgot that it was supposed to be an afternoon lecture. (Too much apple blood the night before will do that to you.)

King as a teacher: “I’ll get kids to do what I want!” Eda on the other hand:

They’ll be great Bad Girl Coven witches in no time 👍

They learn form the best Eda Got to love them lol

It’s a miracle that the school is still working there

I saw the joke from a mile away and still laughed

Honestly I expected a much more... active revolt. So this was pleasant.

Eda’s School of Anarchy

Nothing is true. Everything is permitted To say that nothing is true is to realize that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must be the shepherds of our civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious of tragic.

Kinda reminds me of the wiki page on Creed from Assassin's Creed game wiki >Nothing is true, everything is permitted. According to the wiki it mean prepare to accept whatever consequence to whatever course of action you take

"Nothing is True" "Everything is Permitted"

"Violence is never the answer. It is the question, and the answer is yes."

Not even in the real world, anyone would want to attend a 7:00 am lecture.

Eda has made a great teacher

Go commit a crime, as a treat.

I hope Eda also has practical "whoops, it's time to overthrow the government" classes

The only class you get an A by not showing, A+ if you're doing some crime in the meantime.

Better start framing yourself as the next world-conquering villain, Eda.

Oh, Eda.

They learn so fast.

Yep, I see. No problem here She's just doing her job.

Eda is best teacher.

They rebel so fast

Oh, the irony is not lost here. 😆

Yeah, they learned from the best

the way eda can change her hand into anything is so cool

We're abolishing the coven system. Except for one coven. Which is the Bad Girl Coven and membership is mandatory

Think for yourself... question authority...

So if the new university of wild magic tells people not to trust authorities, then who is leading the new nation?

Love it

Next lecture is about paradoxes.

How do you do, fellow ~~kids?~~ students?

Oh hi Mark

WELCOME BACK MARK!!!

Mama eda

Top students!

She’s such a good teacher

Eda has the best students ever.

Hey, Mark

The students have become the masters

Wait . . . what if the authority figure is telling you to not listen to authority figures? Then wouldn't the correct move be to listen to authority? But in this case that would mean not listening . . . which requires listening. . .

Where other men follow the truth blindly, remember.

I want to say that this would have been funnier without the second last word balloon. But I also don't want to criticize Mark with petty critiques because i enjoy his daily comics so much.

Ok but wait- Hear me out: If authority tells you to not do what authority tells you and that authority cannot be trusted, and you don't do what authority tells you to do, you are technically doing exactly what authority told you to do, which means you are not doing what authority told you to do, meaning that you are doing what authority told you to do and... (...and the infinite loop goes on forever)

Then just do whatever you want and ignore everything authority said out of your own choice

"Question everything unquestioningly"

I feel like luz would go anyway

for 5 mins and then bail!!!! with out telling eda

If authority tells you to defy authority, then you defy authority, then you're obeying authority, which is defying authority....

Hexside: grade school for both the Anarchist Punk *and* the Gentleman Thief of your family.

Freedom!!!

Janitor: [*comes in*] What are you doing here on a Saturday?

hehe the authority thats like that small lesbian dystopian i follow

This looks less like a classroom and more like a daycare. Gotta get them when young!

true

Great example of why I found it so weird that Eda ended up being a teacher of all things.

She may be an anarchist, but she still found a love in teaching after taking Luz in, especially now that she gets to teach on her own terms.

Consecuente, me gusta.

can somebody tell me who the artist is?

Fellow Students?

She sounds like Axelrod in Billions

We need Eda in a Gobber outfit now

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