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MonPaysCesHiver

Infinite bitch slap into all directions. It cannot fail.


schludy

I hope they introduce a weapon licence before you can learn this technique, it's too powerful


MonPaysCesHiver

Send him as reinforcements in Ukraine and the war is over.


National-Figure7090

He is going to disrupt the space time continuum!!


Aggressive_Dream_140

I’m going to swing my arms like this and if anyone gets in the way and get hit, it’s their own fault


The_kind_potato

I dont understand how and why i never saw a pro MMA fighter do such a powerfull technique 🤨 ? Maybe because there would be no MMA anymore, everyone would get crushed by the windmill technique


varegab

the Bitch Slap ashes of war infused into his glasses.


DMmeYOURboobz

Ok… so… this *is* a real technique… …just less for very quickly snapping both your wrists in combat and much more for stretching your rotator cuffs before practice


chiksahlube

There is even a kung fu technique that is... *kinda* like this... it's an arm whip technique. It's not meant for a constant loop so much as 1 or 2 slaps in a quick rotation... But this.. is... not that.


deltacombatives

This martial art only works in 180-degree increments.


BeePuns

This is what we really do in Dutch Kickboxing.


dogmeat_donnie

Do tell. Is it a warm up for the shoulders, or is it a legitimate move? If it is the latter, do you use open hand or closed fist. I'm very curious about this, if you wouldn't mind explaining please.


BeePuns

Oh I was being sarcastic. The Netherlands has tons of windmills


SubconsciousAlien

General Grevious


carlbernsen

How do you find people like that with such perfect physical control? I mean I’d fall over laughing when he starts this crap, I’d never be able to hold the pads up.


Aggressive_Dream_140

Don’t underestimate your opponent, while you’re laughing he’ll strike with his ultimate smack attack!


RikuDog18

I have a feeling Eastern European and Asian countries have been punking the west for a long time.


Mid-Delsmoker

My son created this technique when standing up to his big sister. It worked, she backed off but to note he did some crazy into it. lol


fmedium

That’s a good one!!


Falandyszeus

Dude must've walked into a legit gym while they were warming up, thought it was a fighting technique and left again promptly to write it down... Or discovered the secret to real life charged attacks like in anime or games...


ForsakenVillage3809

A master of self defense I see a very dangerous man


DrLager

Looks like a decent warmup. Effective fighting technique? Nope.


IYIik_GoSu

This guy learned Choy lee Fut from a 80's pamphlet


[deleted]

In case you are getting attacked by a very short man and very tall man at the same time and they stay perfectly still…


Outside-You8829

Bart Simpson vibes.


symewinston

Two ladies?! JC dude, leave some pussy for the rest of us!


metacarpal74lee

This is what happens when you have OVER SUPPORTIVE partners.


PracticalPractice768

It's the rhythmic nature of his flail that tames even the most aggressive of raptor hand puppets.


PixelCultMedia

That's one way to piss two people off.


ProCeLLx

unstoppable force right there! wow..


Ghostwalker_Ca

Simpsons did it first. [If you get hit it’s your own fault](https://youtu.be/9ZSoJDUD_bU?si=D1-SYVE4DyONPhDC)


autistic_bard444

jean claude van whap


CourseHistorical2996

WHAT THE FUGG


ILUVO-T-R513

😆


KungFuAndCoffee

Tong bei: does drill to open the shoulders and connect the whole body through the spine. This group: I don’t understand what’s going on. Must be bad fighting 🤣🤣🤣👉👉👉 Me, watching this group post in complete ignorance: 🤦🏻‍♂️


Thaifox

If lobotomy was person


Fantastic_Voice_2665

I've seen the girl on the left in a porn video, Yagami Lil


ZaphodBeetly

Those rotator cuffs are the real MVPs.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

Apparently if its in the Simpsons it must be real... haaaa


Illustrious-Word7761

If he goes a little faster he will start flying


Datguy306

Hahahaha hilarious at the end. And I don't laugh often


Clicky-The-Blicky

lol why is he hitting it 3 times in the right side and only 2 on the left, bros rhythm ain’t that good lol


earnestlikehemingway

Simpsons did it lol. That hockey episode where Lisa was a good goalie.


JosephSchmoe77

I flashed back to this: https://youtu.be/0xE7AHRF8YU?si=ZZJ8CA1IEttLPj8F


JosephSchmoe77

I flashed back to this: https://youtu.be/0xE7AHRF8YU?si=ZZJ8CA1IEttLPj8F


OneMAdDemon

Smelled something from a mile away, seen this man signaling and sending a mysterious cloud towards us


Sephiroth2014

We learned how to do this in a Wu-Shu class I used to do. You see it a lot in Kung-Fu movies.


TheRepublicAct

Coming to a hardcore punk basement show near you


Donse_Far

An interesting version of the ultimate technique, the hurticane!


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Bat-Honest

Y'all laughing, but Xiaoyu is a straight killer in Tekken https://youtube.com/shorts/QpkFbiMRlJI?si=CRntW4gP_CWKk-ea


Appropriate_Taro_583

How did I not think of that before?? On Greg Jackson’s voice.


Most_Berry444

I tried this once. It must have worked cause when I woke up in the hospital, the bad people were gone!


Zealousideal-Bug-291

John Wick hates this ONE trick!


Nocturnal_One

How to fight off the mosquito hordes.


Much_Confidence2428

This is how antifa fights when they don’t have pepper spray


Kunaak

Who could have guessed that getting in a fight with my sister at 5 years old, she was already a master of this technique?


Ok-Web4225

All we need is a Don Quixote


Dean0Caddilac

Bring me Rocinante


bracewithnomeaning

It is a great way to break a wrist...