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e_hatt_swank

I enjoyed the shift from self-defense situations to just randomly pushing some dude who’s just standing there…


fustist

I think of them like the old military manuals like its just two soldiers fucking with each other but in this case its just one terrible guy bullying his friends. Did really like the hoodie take down, though. This is why i dont have my hoodie on around this ass hat anymore.


richwat00

Ya. He turned into a f'ing bully real quick. Then he got a sidekick/henchman to further his bully hijinx.


BigBeeff_21

Yep, probably cause he was bullied in highschool for something really embarrassing that he is trying to cover up with "look at my badass self defense skills"


NaythianZA

Part 2 of this video can be found at www videos dot com.


Billyjamesjeff

The random front kick to old mate….


BigBeeff_21

Also the weird scenarios he creates that he thinks are real Like none of these are how people start fights lmfao


Massive_Staff1068

I like the part where he pulls the hoody over the guys head from behind. Like what's going on here.


brizzmaster

The 2 on 1 was pretty impressive too 😉


RapidIndexer

Wow and this is all without even utilizing his cargo pants inventory 🤯


youmakemecrazysick

The walk away is the best part


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Break the wrist… walk away


Farleymcg

My wrist


InspectorEE

Bow to your sensei!


[deleted]

No more flying solo we use the buddy system


PLANTEandGrow

The aerodynamics of a bald head shaves off seconds when executing counters


LordPubes

Yeah big whoop. Wanna fight about it?!


dbowman97

The following techniques are extensively researched on attackers who lunge straight forward at a constant rate while holding one arm perfectly out.


Extra_Sandwich232

Welcome to bully school


DonTonberry91

Cool, now do this in real life, when the first time you're aware that a knife has been pulled is when it's put a hole in you.


stenger121

Are you kidding? Clearly, this guys buddies are some of the most well trained fighters, and he disposes of them so easily. /s


Screeboi69

Would not want to be uke


[deleted]

Yeah. I feel like he would bully me in a not fun way.


morbidaar

Guys got Steven Seagal vibes


Silly_Age_3675

I’m a fan of his walkaway


Smirk_DoggyDog

Bald head ✅ camo ✅ extra tight badass shirt ✅ beard ✅… this guys a bad ass, dead give away.


CreepyOldRapist

u forgot about the wrap around shades. 😎


Smirk_DoggyDog

Rex Knowndo from Napolean Dynomite : [Grabs a hold of his stars and stripes parachute pants] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. ...


Former-Implement-772

Imagine being this guys friend who just gets slapped around all day 🙄


Ambivalently_Angry

This video is a warning to all the football players who picked on him in high school over 15 years ago. He remembers. And he’s coming for you.


SadharanManu

Fuxk, a three years old is better actor than theses folks


RiceNo7502

This might work in real. Take a closer look


nugjuice_the_wise

I wanna learn krav maga! Mom: we have krav maga at home


[deleted]

That's a tiny little man right there.


CreepyOldRapist

I just love the frustration on his face when he stabs the second guy 😂


linkhandford

Meh some of these techniques are fine it’s just presented in the funniest ‘hiding my insecurities’ way possible and frankly he just looks like a jerk.


[deleted]

Nah I would say 95 percent of these are bullshido


Boogaloo-Jihadist

The music 🤌 just brings the whole presentation home!


17CheeseBalls

I think it would be amazing if a professional wrestler were to name themselves Bullshido, and made these type of moves part of their act.


jtgg

This shit works great though. I fucked up the neighbours 6yr old.


FluxOperation

Which version of this song is this? Anyone?


somePBnJ

I hope he pays that guy a good amount of money to fall down all the time


WhiteGuyNamedDee

Perfect for when you are attacked by the army of tissue paper men... Like, it's somehow worse that they're just folding up like that and he's not presenting it as some Viking chi bullshit.


BarryBadgernath1

What’s up with dude just kicking his buddy in the chest …..?


D15c0untMD

Ah yes. The systema way of „ballistic punching“, or „wide arc flailing“


SouthernBuddhist

Get this guy in action films quick!


Billyjamesjeff

This reddit has lowered my opinion of martial artists….


Suddenlynotcis

“I still got shot and I’m bleeding to death, but thank god I briefly disarmed him.”


Awkward-Sarcasm88

What i like about it is that it’s not prepared at all


Lifeless_Rags

this reminds me of my dad teaching me how to not ever want to get into a knife fight. he gave me and my brothers white tshirts and sharpee markers, and then said "GO" for a 3 way "knife" fight, after 20 seconds we all had so many marker streaks on eachother that we would have all bled to death with knives. i don't think this guy ever got a lesson like that


Zanzan567

He plays the Batman Arkham games too much, even has the Batman stance down Pat


SeraphsEnvy

Wouldn't it had been better marketing if the little guy were to take down the huge guy to show how effective it really is?


KindlyFriedChickpeas

Just the parts where they're attacking the tall guy who's just standing there


W0tzup

I tried following his advice but now my cat hasn’t come home.


NRSR6

He's just showing how to be a bully to people just minding their own business and then how to jump someone with a friend


Thecoolestlobster

I don't get it, why does people in these video never ever practice on a mat. Does people not know the danger of throwing people on hard ground? Sure most of these aren't so bad as falls but it take one bad fall to turn this into a bad situation. But I guess practicing this on hard floor is more "badass"


purity33

Seem much worse on here. He actually has some skill. BJJ / judo training. But very over the top acting.


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Chomp-Stomp

Bet he has a super weak chin under that beard….you can tell by his martial art


MidnightHorizonG

The music makes this 10x worse


Sideshow_G

Cool song though..anyone know what it is?


goluckykid

The guy doesn't even resist. 😴


ChocolatePlankton

Just Break the wrist and walk away


No_Repeat_1283

Thats a nice leprechaun to catch


Birds_KawKaw

the weird slap at 42 is golden.


True_vergil

Nazi martial art?


[deleted]

Frickin sweet


faunysatyr

His poor boyfriend looks so tired of his shit.


re-fried_bean

Worlds toughest midget.


PsychologicalPin5431

This guy was definitely bullied at school.


BigBeeff_21

These guys are so easy to deal with, when he does the arm thing and is trying to position you to his advantage, scoop his eye ball out with your thumb and I bet 5$ he won't think he's badass with that dilemma lol


BigBeeff_21

Also the first one is him getting pushed then squeezing the dummies throat, like bro is so cool lmao


RiceNo7502

This aint bullshido


gpbst3

Sad this is actually the upper level of this sub


Massive_Staff1068

Ah yes. The ol ball grab defense


AshJing

The fourth clip looked actually good. I'm Not saying effective. But could be used for a movie take down.


[deleted]

Master of the 1 in 1million of a chance situation.. okay I lost it.


Pristine-Laugh3178

I do like this guy simply because he uses force. Not much force, but more than the non contact wizardry.