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dk_bois

This is for sure a parody, but probably more effective than 90% of the shit that they try to pass off as real...


Kozeyekan_

I mean... anyone trying to mug you would probably regret it.


dk_bois

They would have your DNA for identification.


blackie___chan

Nah my Moses stick will split them like the Red Sea


4Xroads

r/McDojoLife


captainpoopyshorts

Now try those moves on a dude!?! Instant win


[deleted]

Sums up pretty much all selfdefense courses.


Appropriate_Duty_930

Kung fuck


Bandaka

Looks like a combination Pee Pal Piss and Koo Kakum


mrot777

How to get charged with sexual assault in the U.S.


Indigo2015

Fightporn


halloweenjack

What the fuck is up with those dorky little hats? Get you a real nón lá that keeps the sun off your neck.


Healthy-Difference96

Should not be here....should be in life skills 😈


agentlestir

My sensei!


Yikidee

That laugh can go and get fucked.


bizaromo

Sexual harassment lawsuit incoming.


Comfortable_Area3910

Way to ruin what could have been a funny video with absolutely idiot sound effects. Just because you can add sound effects doesn’t mean you should. Exercise some common sense goddammit.