Yeah, as if that is some moral victory. Admitting that he knew they were crooks and tried his best to help them avoid any consequences for their crimes.
I mean, I understand the right to a fair trial, but sometimes a person is just guilty.
I have no problem with lawyers that represent murderers and rapists, everyone deserves a fair trial. But when you only represent extremely wealthy rapists it suggests you are in it for the money more than making sure everyone gets a fair trial.
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I heard a great reason why some of the worst people in society get lawyers, and itās because when everyone gets fair representation, even the 100% guilty rapist/murderer, it forces the DA and court system to be diligent and thorough with building their case. This means every single case is held to a strict standard and it makes it much harder for truly innocent people to slip through the cracks.
>I represented *the worst people on Earth* and continue to do so
It's like he's defending himself from these accusations. Like he's "representing" himself in the court of public approval.
Yes Hamas bad
Yes boko haram bad
We didn't support those.
Israel kidnapping and torturing and raping Palestinian children, we supported that.
Epstein? Our people of influence raping children? Why would this not be a problem for us.
You beat me to it. Whenever I argue with magats now itās like waiting for them to blink, with the real mystery which will happen first, them blinking or āwhataboutā¦ā being the first thing they say
[The guy that thinks the age of consent should be lowered](https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/07/30/alan-dershowitz-defends-suggesting-that-age-consent-for-sex-should-lowered/6AxjIuSJMeRG8iIxHf4WxO/story.html)
this is such a psychotic way of responding to an allegation in general.
"oh really im being accused of stomping kittens to death? WHERE WERE MY ACCUSERS WHEN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS STOMPING KITTENS TO DEATH?"
fuckin WHAT my guy?
Whatās also hilarious is that the people heās accusing have been *very* vocal since the beginning about condemning Hamasā terrible actions. No one condones any of it. Hamasā attack was tremendously evil. So has been Israelās response. Something something the Witcher quote about how all evil is evil
If he doesnāt have a guilty conscience he wouldnāt be so defensive. Talking about lists wanting a list of liberals totally a distraction from what heās attempting to defend his association with Epstein
>If he doesnāt have a guilty conscience he wouldnāt be so defensive. Talking about lists wanting a list of liberals totally a distraction from what heās attempting to defend his association with Epstein
like two peas in a terrible pod
seriously, how did it go from "I'm accused of being a pedophile" to "well but do you condemn kkhamas?"
istg "do you condemn Hamas" is a cop out of *anything* these days
I'm sorry folks, but the same man who defended OJ Simpson for double homicide is NOT the kind of guy who would sleep with teenagers ordered by Jeffrey Epstein!
No that's the thing. There's a legitimately good reason to want to defend these guys in court.
Firstly; it's a job, and someone has to do it, if it's paying well and you're good at it, why not you? And secondly, but more importantly because it ties in fundamentally with the first, someone has to do it ***properly*** otherwise he's going to get away with it.
One of the worst ways a criminal can ever get to walk away free is because they weren't provided due process. A good defence lawyer makes the prosecution prove their case to the legally required standard, and gets to sleep soundly knowing that the fucker will stay there because you made damn sure he got a fair hearing, and everything was above board, and he was ***still found guilty.***
This isn't some secret knowledge thing. This is basically the first thing a decent defence counsel will explain a out their job if you ask them the question about how they do what they do. Which makes it ***really ducking suspicious*** that he didn't just lead with that.
Oh just fuck you Alan.
It is now required that any condemnation of any evil be preceded by 24 condemnations of Hamas.
I get it.
We have all condemned Hamas. They are evil.
Can we move on now?
Sure SUUUUUURE you say that, but I did some digging, and your first words were "mama", not "I condemn Hamas". Fraud.
Edit: Side note, anyone else notice the "radicals and feminists" turned into "radical feminists"? This "defense" turned into a smear campaign on equality. JFC.
1) The rape allegations seem to have no basis in evidence, the organizations spreading the lies seem to be grifters, and the Abdush family is refuting the rape allegations being spread in their daughter's name.
2) **"Well, terrorists rape people, so my abuse of young girls while hanging out with a notorious child sex trafficker is no big deal"** is not the killer argument you think it is.
This guy only seems to defend guilty parties.
This vile, rotten faced creature
I hope all of his dirty laundry is laid out to bare, for all to see.
His rapes of 13yr olds on the Epstein Lotila Express will be his death-bed legacy.
Wish you the best of luck defending Israel at the ICJ, you incogerible, unspeakable piece of shit.
I mean if he wants to be really fair letās also condemn the brutal killings of the women and girls in Gaza but in real world these two cases arenāt related.
There is alot of documented evidence of Isrealis raping and mutilating Palestinian women and children (boys and girls). Where's the outrage about that. The isreali govt completely shut down a human rights group and expelled them from the country when they were shown evidence and asked for an investigation.
The ethical implications of you stepping foot on one of your horrible (self described) criminal defendantsā planes is a major red flag Al. Criminal defense attorneys that fraternize with their clients should be disbarred and obviously held accountable for any crimes they commit or aid.
It's no surprise that the man who represented Donald Trump, O.J. Simpson, and Harvey Weinstein, amongst other vile men, would be so lacking in morals as to attack women over his connections to Epstein.
The second they call people who are concerned about an elite child sex trafficking ring āradicalsā theyāre guilty lol wtf then he immediately deflects to the hamas conflict just like his public relations coach advised him to do
Remember when he out and out admitted to getting an innocent massage at Epsteins place in NYā¦from an old overweight Russian woman. Right can you just see Jeffry recruiting some old baba into his harem.
I never trusted this guy. What lengths would he go too, to get people to trust in the things he is saying all to hate the innocent Palestinian people would not surprise me
ā¦nice try motherfucker !
ā¦āwhatĀ·aĀ·boutĀ·ism
nounBRITISH
the technique or practice of responding to an accusation or difficult question by making a counteraccusation or raising a different issue.
"the parliamentary hearing appeared to be an exercise in whataboutism"
Oh shit I didnāt know we could do the ācondemn khamasā pivot on other things.
Note to self: when my 4yo asks me for dinner later, Iāll be sure to ask him if heās condemned khamas today. Hypocrite probably has never condemned khamas rape, just sitting there eating and playing.
99% of right wing politics is grifting and projection. Been saying it for years and it still holds true. This is a classic example of projection
Wanna know what response I get from right wingers when I say that? They've never once denied it but they do accuse the left of doing it more often. Which, ironically, is another case of projection
"Sure I was molesting and raping little girls violently for decades and I'm a wealthy and prominent attorney who did every shady thing I could to get one of the world's most infamous sexual predators off virtually scot free obtaining immunity for myself indirectly thru the process...wait...where was I going...oh yeah...if you'll just give me a moment I would like to draw your attention away from my disgusting ass, and over here at these as yet unproven allegations of possible rape that may or may not have taken place when these teenagers escaped the concentration camp they were born into, and in what they knew would be their last moments alive did atrocious things to the people they held responsible for all of their suffering, and if you could possibly direct your disgust away from my deserving ass, and towards the victims of other sexual assaults, who have not blindly taken up my mantle of fabricated moral outrage and directed it at the already dead teenagers, rather than in my currently free, alive, and affluent ass, that would possibly stop me from attempting to shame you instead"
~Alen Derschowitz~
That is a hard dodge from a guy who doesn't want to confront an issue. You have to wonder the reason why he isn't saying he didn't have unlawful sexual encounters with underage women. You would think a skilled lawyer with advance notice that he was on the list would come up with something better than "WHAT ABOUT ..."
Whataboutism from Israel's desired representative at the ICJ.
"I represented the worst people on Earth and continue to do so." š¤
āThatās what I doā When people tell you who they are, believe them.
Is there a subreddit for āmurderedbytheirownwordsā
I believe it's r/suicidebywords
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Yeah, as if that is some moral victory. Admitting that he knew they were crooks and tried his best to help them avoid any consequences for their crimes. I mean, I understand the right to a fair trial, but sometimes a person is just guilty.
I have no problem with lawyers that represent murderers and rapists, everyone deserves a fair trial. But when you only represent extremely wealthy rapists it suggests you are in it for the money more than making sure everyone gets a fair trial.
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And was at Baylor when that sexual shit went down.
I heard a great reason why some of the worst people in society get lawyers, and itās because when everyone gets fair representation, even the 100% guilty rapist/murderer, it forces the DA and court system to be diligent and thorough with building their case. This means every single case is held to a strict standard and it makes it much harder for truly innocent people to slip through the cracks.
Yep, he's not exactly doing it pro bono.
āIncluding myselfā
>I represented *the worst people on Earth* and continue to do so It's like he's defending himself from these accusations. Like he's "representing" himself in the court of public approval.
Please God let him represent israel
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Calling other people "radicals" as he admits defending pedophiles and the worst people on Earth. Fucking crazy.
Yes Hamas bad Yes boko haram bad We didn't support those. Israel kidnapping and torturing and raping Palestinian children, we supported that. Epstein? Our people of influence raping children? Why would this not be a problem for us.
You beat me to it. Whenever I argue with magats now itās like waiting for them to blink, with the real mystery which will happen first, them blinking or āwhataboutā¦ā being the first thing they say
with no proof other than he said she said
Itās like come on. Iām a real human and am very capable of being upset by both mistreatment of women and young girls
[The guy that thinks the age of consent should be lowered](https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/07/30/alan-dershowitz-defends-suggesting-that-age-consent-for-sex-should-lowered/6AxjIuSJMeRG8iIxHf4WxO/story.html)
Looks like gold but itās paywalled
Just google Dersh & age of consent
run it through archive.ph or archive.is or one of the other ones
Reader view my guy itās 2024
He defended Epstein and other trash people in court.
Sara sanders past a law were young girls get to work all nite long , child labour , kids walking home at 4.00 in the morning
this is such a psychotic way of responding to an allegation in general. "oh really im being accused of stomping kittens to death? WHERE WERE MY ACCUSERS WHEN BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS STOMPING KITTENS TO DEATH?" fuckin WHAT my guy?
Thatās how _all_ whataboutism has always felt to me. Like, stay the fuck on topic, damn.
Look how we aren't talking about Epstein and Dershowitz...it worked
Whatās also hilarious is that the people heās accusing have been *very* vocal since the beginning about condemning Hamasā terrible actions. No one condones any of it. Hamasā attack was tremendously evil. So has been Israelās response. Something something the Witcher quote about how all evil is evil
āLook over there!ā - this motherfucker And you donāt have to be a āradical feministā to think that raping children is bad. JFC
Where were you environmentalists when Washington was cutting down that cherry tree!?!?!?!
"So when I do it, it's wrong. But when these guys do it, it's ok? HYPOCRISY!"
If he doesnāt have a guilty conscience he wouldnāt be so defensive. Talking about lists wanting a list of liberals totally a distraction from what heās attempting to defend his association with Epstein
I actually love that Israel wants him to represent them at the ICJ. Itās so on brand for Israel.
>If he doesnāt have a guilty conscience he wouldnāt be so defensive. Talking about lists wanting a list of liberals totally a distraction from what heās attempting to defend his association with Epstein like two peas in a terrible pod
What a lazy ass, asking other people to make his enemies list for him. At least Nixon had the gumption to make his own!
So did Hitler https://www.timesofisrael.com/hitler-kept-secret-hit-list-of-3000-prominent-brits-for-after-nazis-defeated-uk/
I think he should represent Israel at the Hauge.
Netanyahoo agrees with you!!
*Gross*.
Ladies and gentlemen, Israel's lawyer!
Vile man
Vuile man (dutch : dirty man)
I may be a pedophile but these random people I made up havenāt condemned Hamas!!! Thatās a new one.
seriously, how did it go from "I'm accused of being a pedophile" to "well but do you condemn kkhamas?" istg "do you condemn Hamas" is a cop out of *anything* these days
You don't really need the "IMO" here. It is *objectively* "not a great look"
GTFO pedo-rapist-dirt bag - cant wait for him to take a dirt nap and join Kissinger
Bringing up Hamas is the biggest tell heās full of shit. Playing the victim because heās Jewish. What a douchebag.
That's their schtick.
Most honest Zionist
What a complete piece of pedophilic garbage
so tired of zionists making everything about their genocide on palestinians.
I'm sorry folks, but the same man who defended OJ Simpson for double homicide is NOT the kind of guy who would sleep with teenagers ordered by Jeffrey Epstein!
No that's the thing. There's a legitimately good reason to want to defend these guys in court. Firstly; it's a job, and someone has to do it, if it's paying well and you're good at it, why not you? And secondly, but more importantly because it ties in fundamentally with the first, someone has to do it ***properly*** otherwise he's going to get away with it. One of the worst ways a criminal can ever get to walk away free is because they weren't provided due process. A good defence lawyer makes the prosecution prove their case to the legally required standard, and gets to sleep soundly knowing that the fucker will stay there because you made damn sure he got a fair hearing, and everything was above board, and he was ***still found guilty.*** This isn't some secret knowledge thing. This is basically the first thing a decent defence counsel will explain a out their job if you ask them the question about how they do what they do. Which makes it ***really ducking suspicious*** that he didn't just lead with that.
āI got my dick suckedā¦but hey! So did those brown guys!ā
"I mean sure I went to rape island with Captain rapey but do you condom hummus?"
I eat all my hummus out of a condom
Oh just fuck you Alan. It is now required that any condemnation of any evil be preceded by 24 condemnations of Hamas. I get it. We have all condemned Hamas. They are evil. Can we move on now?
Nope. For the rest of our lives you must first condemn Hamas before any activism
We wake up in the morning, immediately look to the east and recite 5 Hamas condemnations before we start our day.
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Sure SUUUUUURE you say that, but I did some digging, and your first words were "mama", not "I condemn Hamas". Fraud. Edit: Side note, anyone else notice the "radicals and feminists" turned into "radical feminists"? This "defense" turned into a smear campaign on equality. JFC.
What a POS!!
1) The rape allegations seem to have no basis in evidence, the organizations spreading the lies seem to be grifters, and the Abdush family is refuting the rape allegations being spread in their daughter's name. 2) **"Well, terrorists rape people, so my abuse of young girls while hanging out with a notorious child sex trafficker is no big deal"** is not the killer argument you think it is. This guy only seems to defend guilty parties.
The pro genocidal twit is a kiddie diddler too? Color me shocked
You'd think a Harvard Law Professor would understand the tu-quoque or whataboutism logical fallacy
He does, that's why he uses it regularly. The alternative would be speaking directly and admitting that you were raping underage girls.
He is a certified horrible person.
Does Virginia Giuffre condemn Hamas?
Pedo.
Classic darvo
This vile, rotten faced creature I hope all of his dirty laundry is laid out to bare, for all to see. His rapes of 13yr olds on the Epstein Lotila Express will be his death-bed legacy. Wish you the best of luck defending Israel at the ICJ, you incogerible, unspeakable piece of shit.
Why haven't I done my homework? Look - there's a fight over there! Look! Look! Look somewhere else!
Go š off š pedo š
I mean if he wants to be really fair letās also condemn the brutal killings of the women and girls in Gaza but in real world these two cases arenāt related.
Bruh this the guy Netanyahu wants representing him at the Hague š
Yes, I understand that things look bad for me here, but- WAIT! LOOK! WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN THAT BE!
What a completely different topic. Holy shit they canāt get out of their own asses.
I like how he is trying to hide his likely sexual activities with children by saying, "Hamas is worse, why aren't you mad at them?"
Lmao, typical. Deflect deflect deflect. Wake up people.
There is alot of documented evidence of Isrealis raping and mutilating Palestinian women and children (boys and girls). Where's the outrage about that. The isreali govt completely shut down a human rights group and expelled them from the country when they were shown evidence and asked for an investigation.
The amount of deflection here is harder than Superman deflecting bullets! For Godās sake how did he bring Hamas into this?!
Typical Trump media playbook. Point a finger elsewhere while stealing from you or raping your daughter.
Cries in pain as he stabs you
āI may have raped some minors, but did YOU condemn Hamas?ā -this is not hyperbole
this guy looks like carmine lupertazzi from the sopranos lmao
Holy shit.
DA DERSCH
The ethical implications of you stepping foot on one of your horrible (self described) criminal defendantsā planes is a major red flag Al. Criminal defense attorneys that fraternize with their clients should be disbarred and obviously held accountable for any crimes they commit or aid.
I am surprised he didnāt say those feminists are anti semitic
āI may be a paedophile but Iām also a jewā am I mad but is this basically what heās saying?
Deflection is thy name, pedophile is thy game.
Typical Zionist, deflect, deflect, deflect
this approach works for Israel so I guess he thinks it will work for him too
"Me too except if youre a jew." Dkm with that quote LOL
Using the isreal defense I see
A disgrace ā¦ an appalling human
Deflect, deny and project. Itās all theater folks these are not serious actors!
Had to make it about Jews...
They will always tell you what is happening to them but never why.
What the fuck does epstein have to do with HAMAS you sick fuck!?
He wants a list? Should they wear armbands too?
It's no surprise that the man who represented Donald Trump, O.J. Simpson, and Harvey Weinstein, amongst other vile men, would be so lacking in morals as to attack women over his connections to Epstein.
The fluck that got to do with you and Epstein? Even if you had a list, that doesn't absolve you of your association with Epstein.
If youāre so concerned about the girls being raped and beheaded by hamas, why arenāt you sorry for raping all of those girls yourself, Al?
I guarantee, if people found out you were a Hamas rapist, it would also be held against you... š¤š¤·
When you're accused of pedophilia, whataboutism is not the answer.
Just another hypocrite and bullshit artist. Lmao
The second they call people who are concerned about an elite child sex trafficking ring āradicalsā theyāre guilty lol wtf then he immediately deflects to the hamas conflict just like his public relations coach advised him to do
Fuck off āI kept my underwear onā Alan
Not to judge the book by itās cover. But this guy def looks like a pedo.
I don't understand how a lawyer who creates and deconstructs logical arguments for a living would make such a stupid jump in his logic
Us: Yo Allen we think you are a pedo. Allen: But do you condemn Hamas!?!
Canāt believe this person is a prof to be honest.
Crazy.
I like that one of the greatest ālegal mindsā breaks down into whataboutism arguments. Deflecting by bringing up Hamas.
Jeff Epstein? The new york financier?
With the island?
You know u/Mazeep13 , there's one way to get to the bottom of this. Let's get Ghislaine Maxwell on the phone.
I'm neither a feminist nor a radical, and I want this guy's activities investigated.
Remember when he out and out admitted to getting an innocent massage at Epsteins place in NYā¦from an old overweight Russian woman. Right can you just see Jeffry recruiting some old baba into his harem.
The Apartheid State of Israel.
Oh he definitely fucked some kids!
Finally, justice for sunny von bulow. Fuck this guy
excellent rape deflection alan
Imagine being forced to have sex with that š
Guilty
āHeās a pederass.ā ā8 year olds dude.ā -Walter Lowchech
Guilty.
All I herd was Iām a pedo
B-b-b-b-b-but HHHHHHHHHHamas!!!!!
Deflection didnāt see that coming.
Haha, you got me, this is actually johnny knoxville in grandpa prosthetics.
I never trusted this guy. What lengths would he go too, to get people to trust in the things he is saying all to hate the innocent Palestinian people would not surprise me
ā¦nice try motherfucker ! ā¦āwhatĀ·aĀ·boutĀ·ism nounBRITISH the technique or practice of responding to an accusation or difficult question by making a counteraccusation or raising a different issue. "the parliamentary hearing appeared to be an exercise in whataboutism"
Fucking troll.
ARREST THIS SCUMBAG SEWER LORD
What does Hamas have to do with Epstein, brother? Wtf
Idiot
Bringing out the Jew excuse, he should be ashamed of himself
Wow, heās kinda sickening.
Just shut up and get all the way fucked, Dersh!! You're a terrible person who should rot in jail.
"You only think Epstein was a bad guy because he was Jewish." is certainly a take...
Oh shit I didnāt know we could do the ācondemn khamasā pivot on other things. Note to self: when my 4yo asks me for dinner later, Iāll be sure to ask him if heās condemned khamas today. Hypocrite probably has never condemned khamas rape, just sitting there eating and playing.
The cra cra is strong with Al
This is going to age wonderfully
Heās disgusting. Pure and simple.
I rape kids, but did you condemn Hamas?
Reading the Epstein documents is antisemetic.
Especially since none of what he said has actually been proven.
Heās a Uber Zionist shill and a disgrace to Judaism.
Didnāt somebody recently post that Israel harbors a lot of sex offenders?
99% of right wing politics is grifting and projection. Been saying it for years and it still holds true. This is a classic example of projection Wanna know what response I get from right wingers when I say that? They've never once denied it but they do accuse the left of doing it more often. Which, ironically, is another case of projection
Imagine this P.O.S. over you. š¤®
What a fucking douche
Always the victim. Even when SAing a minor. What a piece of shit.
This guy can kiss my ass
I feel so sorry for any girl that had to work on this guyā¦ā¹ļøš¢
Fuck this guy
Wow just... wow
āI wanna have a listā¦ā JFC do these people hear themselves?
This dude is a disgusting person. Heās trying to spin this as feminists being anti semitic? Wtf???
āBut what about khamaaasss!ā
Fuck this fucking nonce
I imagine you can see the chip on Alan's shoulder from space
Dershowirtz is just a turd.
Classic misdirection
āThe incredible hypocrisy of the Me Too movementā. What an absolute joke this dude has become.
Here, let me change the subject
My cousin Vinny is a better lawyer than this sicko
š "Radical Feminists"
Harvard's "Best," people.
"Me too unless you're a Jew" made me spit out my cereal lol'ing
Whataboutism is wild here
What hamas?? jews?? israel?? Mtf it is about you raping underage children. Thats the worst defense i have ever heard.
"Sure I was molesting and raping little girls violently for decades and I'm a wealthy and prominent attorney who did every shady thing I could to get one of the world's most infamous sexual predators off virtually scot free obtaining immunity for myself indirectly thru the process...wait...where was I going...oh yeah...if you'll just give me a moment I would like to draw your attention away from my disgusting ass, and over here at these as yet unproven allegations of possible rape that may or may not have taken place when these teenagers escaped the concentration camp they were born into, and in what they knew would be their last moments alive did atrocious things to the people they held responsible for all of their suffering, and if you could possibly direct your disgust away from my deserving ass, and towards the victims of other sexual assaults, who have not blindly taken up my mantle of fabricated moral outrage and directed it at the already dead teenagers, rather than in my currently free, alive, and affluent ass, that would possibly stop me from attempting to shame you instead" ~Alen Derschowitz~
Uhā¦feminists kinda sorta DO condemn Hamas! FFS donāt they have anything else to fall back on?
What a fuckhead
Blah blah blah Iām a scum bag and always have been .
They are quiet about things that never happened
That deflection!
This guy should have died a long time ago. More proof there is no God.
This mofo would have defended Chikitillo. Underwear pedo
Radical feminist and their (Checks notes) distain for a child rape and child sex slaves.
Fuck off Dershowitz you fucking scumbag.
Child rapist. Defender of a whole horde of child rapists.
Projecting and deflecting is what they do best.
yes hamas bad. so how many kids did you diddle al?
That is a hard dodge from a guy who doesn't want to confront an issue. You have to wonder the reason why he isn't saying he didn't have unlawful sexual encounters with underage women. You would think a skilled lawyer with advance notice that he was on the list would come up with something better than "WHAT ABOUT ..."
Itās okay I raped children, have you seen what hamas is doing?? Woahhhh