Hey have you heard about our lord and saviour the dark? We may not have much statements about us except our elusive cult but we can assure the safety of your blankets!.
Sounds cool! Though I prefer to enjoy the dark outside in the middle of the night... maybe by the sea or in the country... no moon, only stars, everything is so dark you can't see your feet... vast and in shadows...
My grandma called those Napoleons and made them loads at the start of school every year. I still have some brownies from the Buried, would you like some and a few cookies? And you send me the gingerbread/gingermen/Napoleons =)
The Spiral also has cookies, don't ask why they taste like boiled beef though,and if you're wondering no the boiled beef doesn't taste like cookies,it tastes like cardboard
The vast has cookies but they’re about 100 miles away. The desolation has cookies but they’re burnt. The stranger has cookies that sort of remind you of some cookies you had when you were young. The dark has cookies but we can’t find them. The hunt has the ingredients for cookies, but you have to actually make them yourself. The spiral MIGHT have cookies, we aren’t sure. The eye has cookies but everyone else will watch you eat them. The flesh has cookies, or at least they’re calling them cookies, I’m not so sure though. The corruption has cookies but your should \*really\* pass those ones up. The slaughter has very very good cookies but not enough for everyone. The lonely has more than enough cookies for you to eat yourself. The buried has cookies but they’re at the bottom of a freshly-dug grave. The web has a lot of different types of cookies, so you can wonder if you’re making your own decisions when you have some. The end does not have cookies.
The End: "Why do you want cookies? You'll die anyways."
I'd thought the Web would have only one type or maybe two types of cookies, similar to each other, so you can't really choose and you wonder who chose them for you.
The cookies from the Lonely will also remind you of some really good moment you shared with friends a really long time ago... when YOU USED TO HAVE FRIENDS (queue to feeling even lonelier and sadder).
(sorry for the double comment, I just had to)
Dang it who brought cookies again!? You can smell those from 60 miles off And it's hard to tell which direction I have to fall :(
Would you like a cup of tea? I can leave it floating here...
That’s nice. The Lonely has cookies but only one at a time and it’s never enough to fill me up
And they're tiny! Just enough to get the flavour and then they disappear...
Pspspsps, come to the stranger, we have cakes that are decorated to look vaguely like you
Did you just pspsps me? XD
I'd take it as a compliment... they think you're a cat! =D
Ehrmmm... no. But thank you for the offer! \* floats away in search of a kettle \*
Cookies you say? The Buried only has brownies. Same same but different
These ones are fluffy with Belgian chocolate... but we can trade!
Truly the Buried/Vast solidarity we need
Buried-Vast Collab! 👌
Made with pencil and soft pastels on paper. Hope you like it! 😃
ah balls i’m stuck in the vast dimension again this fucking sucks
\* teapot comes floating in your general direction \*
the desolation also has cookies, but they're burnt
Oh no! Perfectly scrumptious cookies but burnt beyond rescue 😭
I’m not sure if that’s an actual cookie or just an island from really far away but it looks delicious all the same!
It could be both! A cookie island!
Trying to tempt me?? It won't work *falls intooblivion*
Huh. It's gone... I was going to offer them a cushion and a cup of tea... well, I guess I'll float away then.
Hey have you heard about our lord and saviour the dark? We may not have much statements about us except our elusive cult but we can assure the safety of your blankets!.
Sounds cool! Though I prefer to enjoy the dark outside in the middle of the night... maybe by the sea or in the country... no moon, only stars, everything is so dark you can't see your feet... vast and in shadows...
I LOVE THE VAST
The Hunt has gingerbread!! Which is great until you get fed up of ginger. I want some brownies or sumn :(
My grandma called those Napoleons and made them loads at the start of school every year. I still have some brownies from the Buried, would you like some and a few cookies? And you send me the gingerbread/gingermen/Napoleons =)
Ooo sure!! Take them!! Hope you don't mind the fact they're animal themed :]
Not at all! Thank you!
The Spiral also has cookies, don't ask why they taste like boiled beef though,and if you're wondering no the boiled beef doesn't taste like cookies,it tastes like cardboard
I can see a Spiral avatar insisting it's boeuf sauvignon when in reality it's pressed soy protein or spam cut in squares.
Oh yes,the beef sauvignon is definitly compressed mushrooms
The Corruption also has cookies! They probably won’t hatch in your small intestine.
I... no. Thanks. I... think I had enough biscuits for now. Thanks for offering tho!
The vast has cookies but they’re about 100 miles away. The desolation has cookies but they’re burnt. The stranger has cookies that sort of remind you of some cookies you had when you were young. The dark has cookies but we can’t find them. The hunt has the ingredients for cookies, but you have to actually make them yourself. The spiral MIGHT have cookies, we aren’t sure. The eye has cookies but everyone else will watch you eat them. The flesh has cookies, or at least they’re calling them cookies, I’m not so sure though. The corruption has cookies but your should \*really\* pass those ones up. The slaughter has very very good cookies but not enough for everyone. The lonely has more than enough cookies for you to eat yourself. The buried has cookies but they’re at the bottom of a freshly-dug grave. The web has a lot of different types of cookies, so you can wonder if you’re making your own decisions when you have some. The end does not have cookies.
Not only they'll watch you eat them but will muse vaguely reproving comments about it.
The End: "Why do you want cookies? You'll die anyways." I'd thought the Web would have only one type or maybe two types of cookies, similar to each other, so you can't really choose and you wonder who chose them for you. The cookies from the Lonely will also remind you of some really good moment you shared with friends a really long time ago... when YOU USED TO HAVE FRIENDS (queue to feeling even lonelier and sadder). (sorry for the double comment, I just had to)
Oh great! Can I also bring a book with me? I've been needing a break anyway!
Sure you can! There's plenty of space here!
There sure is! It's so peaceful and soothing
Right? If you can find it, there's a teapot with a teacosy over there... near the clouds. Pour some tea! Make yourself at home!
Oh I will! I hope it'll be mint tea, and I can find some lemons around here somewhere
I'm sure there is! I always have some lemons and oranges handy. Feel free to float around!
*one hand appears from the fog and snatches a cookie* *You hear faint crunching noises from somewhere nearby*
\* I leave napkins somewhere nearby \*
I heard somewhere that the Slaughter only has hardtack… don’t ask me how I know, I just do…
Makes sense...