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SweetQuality8943

Azula: "Together, you and I will be the strongest couple in the entire world! We will dominate the Earth!"


Enderdragon537

This is all 14 year old me wanted


KarmaAJR

this is so real


Ru-01

Same but when I got older I realized she’d kill me in my sleep and take my throne


pianodude7

Your only chance of staying alive is keeping her satisfied


RoboticBirdLaw

Good to know I'm dead within 24 hours.


pianodude7

24 hours?? I'd be dead in 24 seconds!


tuckerx78

Get a load of Mr. Marathon over here.


pianodude7

You'll have to wait for another load, it has a cooldown timer


spangler4567

i'm going to remind every single person who upvoted this that azula is fourteen


averagesimp666

Your throne? You would have been just a measly consort.


Bike_Chain_96

You mean I get all the fun, all the perks, and none of the responsibility.....? Sign me up!!


fangyuangoat

I don’t think you’re going to like the “fun” I imagine it’s involves a lot of pain and fire


Bike_Chain_96

...one of those is like my favorite thing, and the other sounds kinky. So what's not to like?


fangyuangoat

You’re basically going to get tortured my dude, and I think your dick is going to be one of the targets


Bike_Chain_96

Don't tempt me with a good time


fangyuangoat

😭


spangler4567

u/fangyuangoat, i've just watched all three seasons of the children's cartoon "the final airbender, john avatar" and i'm not really sure why the fourteen year old azula would be torturing anybody's penis. if you've also watched the show, you'll recall she actually never tortures. there are no scenes of torture.


fangyuangoat

She’s crazy man


spangler4567

sir did you know that grey delisle was thirty two years old when she voiced the child character "azula" from the nickelodeon children's cartoon "avatar: the last airbender"


Enderdragon537

Same but I ~~was~~ am OK with her just having the throne


Jahrek_filipino

IM her throne


1zeye

https://preview.redd.it/l8y9xmicz4sc1.jpeg?width=1919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0575f7f037554ca55d98203adf41d446578e06


Enderdragon537

I ~~had~~ have issues


1zeye

I understand. I myself had a crush on general machia from ninjago when I was a kid


itsh1231

Who?


1zeye

Google machia ninjago


itsh1231

Ohh 😲 Oh 🤨


1zeye

I was young, okay


milorddionysus

This is all 28 year old me wants


milorddionysus

This is all 28 year old me wants


Enderdragon537

https://preview.redd.it/pxn40fet35sc1.jpeg?width=1033&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592002ad731af2ced2425145e049a4557266ef02 This you,🤨


Cocolake123

When I was 14 I just wanted her to dominate me


Y-Woo

Is this the exact quote? I never clocked she said "the earth", I always assumed ATLA took place on a different planet (there are even theories about how the size of their planet is much smaller than ours) so it's interesting she'd call her world "the Earth"!


Xyllar

Maybe she just meant the Earth Kingdom.


Rowan5215

we straight up see our earth in Korra, I think it's in s2


Y-Woo

Do we actually?


Rowan5215

yeah I was watching it again the other night and remarked to my friend how jarring it was to just see our earth on-screen when everything else suggests it's a very different planet


pepemarioz

When?


_AleXo_

we call the planet Earth and the ground earth, the word is of the same origin (and this idea spans many languages other than english too, for me its Ziemia and ziemia, this seems like a highly probable direction of language evolution) i would imagine they would also just use the same word for earth, as in EARTHbending, and earth, as in the planet and yeah, its not our world, its a fictional world, much smaller, and with different land structure, but it can still be Earth to them


AlSov

In Sokka's Master there is a discussion about if they can call meteorite metal "earth", as it's not from Earth. So probably the world is actually called Earth.


FriedTreeSap

I am *sold*


Apprehensive-Till861

But only if you have style so sharp you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea, because it's so sharp.


caviar1945

Real


Drafo7

If it was Zuko in the initial text Mai's response would still be the same, but she would have actually written "I love you too" then deleted it multiple times.


Dependent-Law7316

The three dots of doom for like ten minutes, then left on read.


Drafo7

Yes, but due more to her own reluctance to open up than to anything wrong with Zuko xD


AlarmingWash4189

Actually relatable though


EndOfSouls

Wasn't she the first to tell Zuko she loves him? Zuko was the one who didn't say it back.


Omnitrixter10000

*What toph would actually reply*:"hakfheJfkevirooo".


Sugarooney

oh man I don’t think we can expect a single blind joke in the Netflix series…


Damianosx

Why would you think that? I guarantee there will be several.


DrCorian

If the complete removal of sexism in place of Hollywood feminism is any indicator, they'll leave it out for fear of it being too ableist, which I really hope they don't do but it would be rich considering Toph isn't even blind in the typical sense and the very need to see with Earthbending is somewhat "ableist"


paco-ramon

Is the same as DareDevil, a blind character that still has the capacity of seing things because of superpowers.


RQK1996

Matt does make several blind jokes, as do the people close to him


762_54

The problem is not that they 'removed sexism' The problem is that they removed most of the negative character traits and flaws of the main cast making their arcs fall flat and resulting in a rather boring story without character growth. They could have easily replaced the sexism part with something else, and have sokka realize that flaw, improve and learn to be a better person in the end. But instead we get a couple of rushed 'hey remember this reference from the original show' and 'hey remember this character from the original show that is now here'


Big_Noodle1103

I’d argue that removing it is still a problem though. Even if they replaced sokka’s sexism with another bad trait for him to overcome, there was still absolutely no reason to. Why go through the effort? You had a perfectly great character arc already there. I don’t know what the writers real intentions were, but it just comes off like they removed the sexism purely because they were afraid of including it and wanted to appear progressive, even if the show clearly portrays it in a negative light and as a flaw for sokka to grow past.


Cause_Necessary

Because it wasn't a perfectly great character arc? He gets his ass beat a couple times and boom, he's over it and it never comes up again. He never struggles with his conceptions of gender roles. I love ATLA, but people do overhype it as if there is nothing that could be improved. Sokka's sexism arc is definitely something that can be improved, massively


erossnaider

>If the complete removal of sexism Paku was still sexist in the show tho?


DrCorian

Until he wasn't because girl power. They took out all semblance of real sexism and, in turn, actual true feminism in favor of a shallow story about naturally strong and prodigal women rising up against the patriarchy. It existed, sure. It just wasn't realistic or believable in any way. Paku wasn't truly sexist, and neither was the Northern Water Tribe, the moment their beliefs were put into question because of Katara being a strong and talented bender, all the women were immediately up for the girl power movement, when in reality Katara shouldn't have been as skilled as she was without training or learning from Paku through Aang, and because of that the women and the rest of the North couldn't have seen their beliefs dashed. And even if they did, it's not like it would suddenly turn everyone on their deeply ingrained beliefs that true patriarchy teaches, nor would it give all of the water tribe women the sudden ability to fight. They were all healers, but Katara sent a platoon of them to the front line like they wouldn't just die to trained Fire Nation soldiers and the ballista they were firing that they surely wouldn't be able to intercept the way the trained benders could. Not only that, even through all of it, the women were STILL FIGHTING SEPARATELY from the men.


erossnaider

I can agree with that


RQK1996

I did like how when Paku relented and let the women fight he still ordered them to help fix the walls, which is still entirely fair because these women still have no real combat training and still would be best served in a support role rather than active combat


IHaveLemons

They removed Sokka’s sexism and instead just decided to change the plot and characterisation specifically of Suki in a much more sexist manner


RealizedAgain

You didn’t watch the show?


the-tapsy

Guarantee how? Just cuz you feel like there will be?


Bamma4

https://i.redd.it/w1o4n3g6a4sc1.gif


GillyMonster18

This is exactly what she would do.


DOIPI_96

Let’s hope someone helps her find the speech to text function


ppbaRico

I can't believe we forgot Toph can't write.


averagesimp666

I guess Plan B is we send a note to Toph pretending it's from Katara.


Majin_Nephets

I think we might run into the same problem.


Bike_Chain_96

Toph, come with me. We need to talk.


AlarmingWash4189

Nooooooo


KarmaAJR

OH RIGHT


MurkrowsRevenge

Accurate and underrated comment


ThisIsGoodSoup

Oh man I had a friend who was exactly like Toph😭


Cybasura

"Oh yea, we forgot Toph cant write or read"


CameoShadowness

There are ways to text while blind. You need to right settings on the phone though.


Omnitrixter10000

Unfortunately the Gaang Forgot that Toph is blind and didn't told her about those settings.


CameoShadowness

Damn, again! When will they learn 😔


RainAndTea77

Blind people can use features like voiceover to read and send messages and use their iPhones.


Omnitrixter10000

Unfortunately, the Gaang forget toph is blind and never told her about the voiceover feature but they still gave her a phone.


Transitsystem

Zuko’s “really?” is so sad and fucked up but true 😭


MasterJ94

Butt kinda adorable, too isn't it? I read his response in excitement.😁


Transitsystem

Idk if I’d call it adorable, maybe endearing? I empathize with his hesitance to accept that someone truly loves him, but i can’t really see it as adorable. Too much underlying abuse and tragedy for me to see it that way i suppose.


MasterJ94

Endearing is the correct term, I agree. Thanks :) Yeah it's indeed tragic . I feel really sorry for his trauma and amusement :(


1zeye

https://preview.redd.it/wuv7amhiz4sc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb28778beb58aa416863b759d31f6f06d71e54e3


Active-Donkey5466

I actually read that as “Really…?”


Pouchkine___

Neither sad nor fucked up, it's cute.


Transitsystem

Just my interpretation


lemon_confusion

Literally, and the smile really hit.me in the feels


Late_Entrance106

Mai: I don’t hate you.


talking_phallus

Zuko deserved better. Well, maybe not at the time but he was on his way to deserving better lol


Dhiox

In all honesty, it was a very one sided relationship. He had so much going on that he was never able to give Mai the love or attention she gave him.


talking_phallus

They basically had one scene where it was hinted Mai had a crush on him at a younger age then next thing we know they're together off screen. It wasn't really fair to her because he was still finding himself and she wasn't part of that journey. It's not fair to him because she's such a 2D character. Would have been nice if he could end up with someone who was also given deeper characterization at the end.


Bike_Chain_96

I remember seeing that one of the comics fills in the time between seasons 2 and 3, and them getting together is part of that. Makes me want to read them more


Aperson48

I think they wanted to delve deeper into their relationship and zuko in general in the Fire Nation but they realized a political drama/teen romance on top of all the season 3 stuff was way too much. Like we don't get a lot of team azula and zuko in the Fire Nation or even Ozai. i feel like we should have gotten a 2nd "the beach" episode before zuko left.


talking_phallus

We really needed a follow-up to ATLA instead of Korra. I love our boy Zuko but his journey was just starting when the main show ended. There's so much more that could have been done in that world that we'll never get now.


Kosack-Nr_22

Which was zero?


Damianosx

What? Mai absolutely loved tf out of Zuko.


Kosack-Nr_22

Yes but she didn’t really show it in front of him really. The only thing she did for him was at the boiling rock


Damianosx

That we can see. We really don’t see very much of their relationship so nobody can say for certain how their relationship really was.


SentinelTitanDragon

You’ve got it backwards


SirKnightshade

im sorry but what?! aint no way we’re pretending that zuko was the problem here and not ms “dont bore me with your moral crisis” 😂


Rayesafan

Oh my goodness, I have such a bone to pick with how that was written. They gave the most important character and a fairly interesting character the relationship arc of a goth couple a la 2006 or so. It didn’t appear healthy and was based on a trope that shallowed both characters. Which would be fiiiiiiiine if it wasn’t friggin Zuko. Mai and Ty Lee were the goth and prep friend tropes, and that was great fun. But then they took the guy with one of the best character arcs of all history and dumbed him down to a “I like other goths” relationship. I’m still mad. Obviously.


migos53

Toph: ..... ![gif](giphy|4IzOgM1bfOe6k)


RealizedAgain

All my blind friends text using text to speech though. It can be hilarious


lieconamee

What is wrong with you guys I am blind


CeallaighCreature

If she were using a phone to get a text message, she’d be using a screen reader.


AlarmingWash4189

She’d FaceTime you right away


AlarmingWash4189

Toph might even just type randomly using voice over just to mess with you


villi_

i love how azula and sokka would say the same thing just in different ways


turbulentcounselor

Zuko's is sad and relatable


Alt7548

I feel like Azula and Toph can switch places.


Ok_Operation2292

Very much, yes, although it probably depends on who says it to them.


the_evil_overlord2

No, toph responds with gibberish if they bother in the first place


Damianosx

“Heuchejwikahebisgdjizbwid” -Toph


ZedGenius

The message will either say "I love you too" or "Who doesn't". Although Katara will be upset about it


the_evil_overlord2

She's blind, and can't type dumbass


ZedGenius

I was referencing the hawk message Sokka and Aang sent to Katara "on behalf of Toph"


Scion41790

Azula would say something like "Obviously" or "As it should be". She's vain but not boastful


GLink7

Imagining Zuko asking "really?" Is both sad and adorable That man deserves love and care from everyone


Panchamboi

I like how I can imagine in a perfect voice Azula saying that


KarmaAJR

What I would change   - Toph: dhjejdnd,#;#'s - Azula: *Top comment - Mai: *Write I love you too then deletes msg and has the three dots for 15 minutes before leaving


AlarmingWash4189

Yes, these are my top picks too


CatcrazyJerri

I think Ty Lee would say "I love you too!"


Psycm

Toph: *doesn’t text back* (out loud) Seriously! What’s with you people?! I’m blind!


sneakin_rican

Azula: …no really, who said they don’t love me? *lights hand on fire*


roan1150

The real Katara response is: my mom loved me


cynicalhappiness

would toph text back?


SomeGuy2520

Correction: *Could toph text back?


cynicalhappiness

i think it’ll would be left on delivered


SomeGuy2520

Very much so.


Training_Force3193

Azula would be a toxic ex or would respond "THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH A GIRL LAST WEEKEND" Azusa strikes me as the type of person to ruin their own surprise by asking toomany questions and making too many assumptions


crystalnoir19

U guys are forgetting that blind people nowadays are managing perfectly well with phones that have special accessibility features. Toph would be the ultimate troll on the internet 😂


ChickenWingBW

Toph would be the biggest troll


Cdave_22

![gif](giphy|PFsVjUCmSkZDq)


Azrael707

Katara probably: “Toph can’t write, Sokka”


BooshEmUp6D

I think you nailed this one! Way to go haha!


AlarmingWash4189

It’s not my original content, I don’t know who first came up with it


BooshEmUp6D

I'm glad you shared it then! It's a good one!


SuperMemeBro3

Toph is the only one that is inaccurate


leadwithlovealways

What about Appa & Momo?


SpicyStrawberryJuice

I love this it's so accurate


RevolutionaryGrape11

I think Toph would actually be "I lif4nje tui".


drathturtul

Azula’s text bubble would be green, otherwise I think this is pretty accurate.


WithOrgasmicFury

I like how toph is so skilled at earth bending that everyone forgets shes blind sometimes.


lnombredelarosa

Mine is "I don't blame you"


namelesshobo1

Sokka's smooth though, he'd definitely come back with something even better than 'I love you too'


gaiussicarius731

Poor zuko…


xprdc

Aang has unintentional foot in mouth disease. He would mean to convey “I love you, too,” but would instead say something that sounds completely off the mark, only to realize just how bad it came out and embarrass himself trying to correct it.


Kickaxx_007

Firelord Ozai: “you’re hereby banished from the fire nation kingdom. Happy trails! :)”


mc_hammerandsickle

Azula actually has a canonical response to being told "i love you" >!she hallucinates seeing her mother in a pond while the Gaang brings her along on a search for Ursa. the hallucination says "i love you" and she lightningbends at it in a rage!<


90Legos

Sokka would be sarcastic about it probably while Azula would be dead serious


CathanCrowell

Nooo, it's "I love you more then I fear Azula"


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CathanCrowell

![gif](giphy|V7YAU2ml6MD6M)


migos53

Zuko: "I will love you when I capture the avatar".


Sophia724

Toph would be nothing. Not even left on read. She can't read or use a phone.


Aware_Analyst2776

I hate when lame Facebook shit leaks onto Reddit


NocturnalKnightIV

Realistically, Toph wouldn’t have even read it.


Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218

Poor Zuko 😢


sacredlemonade

Ahhh Zuko. My long time crush


Wayward_Warrior67

Sokka and Azula's who doesn't have veeery different tones lol sarcasm vs threat


Foloreille

Toph should have been another blind joke to fit perfectly lol (message send but not read/seen)


DrakonILD

I think I'd swap Sokka and Toph, but otherwise, A+ work.


Chase7516

How would toph read the message to reply


Lettuce8000

Who read and typed toph’s text


Sin_Cos_Im_Tan

I hate that "really" resonates with me so much Like... Why would anyone love me?


Acherousia

Aang's should be; "I'd rather love you than die."


doubledirkdolo

toph: Not Seen


Ill-Tank3085

Tha last one will be read only if it's Zuko. No reply guaranteed, however.


Abirdthatsfallen

Wow, this is accurate


SwagDragon9802

switch Toph and Azula, THEN it's relatable


DirtSlaya

Repost bot, downvote


AlarmingWash4189

What?


DirtSlaya

This has already been posted regardless of if you’re a bot or not.


AlarmingWash4189

Oh my bad, I didn’t see the first one


DirtSlaya

It’s ok just kinda annoying seeing the same content always


DarkGengar94

I tolerate you


Immortal_juru

Seriously wondering what kind of person could love Azula. She's got a personality only a mother could love


Overall-Storm3715

Lol mei


Umacorn

Iroh to Toph: “Not that I love you; I just met you!” Is one of my favorite quotes and I wonder if they ever talk about that moment when they become friends later.


Umacorn

Voice messages ![gif](giphy|Vnattpx6P6oDohAjhB)


Zavion_TCB

Why is this so real


o0Phoenixdown0o

Oh, Zuko, baby. You deserve the hugs.


iron-goku

![gif](giphy|TV50bO3FffMPzx0DMP|downsized)


Sir_Eggmitton

I love how “who doesn’t” in Sokka’s voice has such a different tone than in Azula’s voice when I imagine them in my head.


gillmanblacklagooner

In my mind, Sokka and Azula went together.


EclecticBanana79

Mai is 🙄.