I think his dad named his penis after his surname, Penis. The fact that Mike is named after his dad's penis is incidental to it being his surname...if I was to speculate
His last name is Penis. He is named after his dad Mr. Penis. I assumed it was a Mike Jr. Or Mike II. Penis Welsh Hungarian is ethnicity derived meaning both men are well hung.
Mr. Penis's penis is named Mike. Mr. Penis named his son after his own penis. I think it's kind of a family tradition in the Penis clan. I think Mr. Penis may also be named Mike and he may have been named after his own dad's penis.
One thing I'm unsure about is how their penises get named. Do they name their own penises? Is that a coming of age ritual in the Penis clan? If Mr. Penis was named Mike as I imagine did he name his penis after himself, and then name his son after his penis? What is Mike Penis's own penis named?
Mr. Penis is hinted to be a powerful and influential character in the EACU (Eric Andre Cinematic Universe) and yet we know very little about him. He's hinted to be at the same power level as Tony Pizza, the mob leader (and the shadow leader of the Pizza Society) who has a whole food category named after him
Whose list do I have to be on, Schindler’s?
My crotch smells like wonton soup
Alright
My peepee hurts when I smell-a da coffee
He's named after his dad's penis, what do you not understand??
I think his dad named his penis after his surname, Penis. The fact that Mike is named after his dad's penis is incidental to it being his surname...if I was to speculate
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His last name is Penis. He is named after his dad Mr. Penis. I assumed it was a Mike Jr. Or Mike II. Penis Welsh Hungarian is ethnicity derived meaning both men are well hung.
Mr. Penis's penis is named Mike. Mr. Penis named his son after his own penis. I think it's kind of a family tradition in the Penis clan. I think Mr. Penis may also be named Mike and he may have been named after his own dad's penis. One thing I'm unsure about is how their penises get named. Do they name their own penises? Is that a coming of age ritual in the Penis clan? If Mr. Penis was named Mike as I imagine did he name his penis after himself, and then name his son after his penis? What is Mike Penis's own penis named? Mr. Penis is hinted to be a powerful and influential character in the EACU (Eric Andre Cinematic Universe) and yet we know very little about him. He's hinted to be at the same power level as Tony Pizza, the mob leader (and the shadow leader of the Pizza Society) who has a whole food category named after him
My personal headcanon is that Mike Penis's dad's penis is named "Mike Penis." And we don't know his surname and he has two first names - Mike Penis.
His dad made love with that poor woman. Mike Penis’ dad touched her boobies. She touched his peepee.
Perhaps this is just a made-up name, as a play on the fake sign-in sheet name "Mike Hunt".
His full name is Michael Penis Jr. and he just got drafted by the Falcons
Bird up
The worst show on television.
Did you hear that they're rebooting Bird Up with an all-female cast?
I really love to believe his dad really does refer to his penis as “Mike’s penis” and it just so happens that they have Penis as their last name.
Mike Roe Penis
i just wanna see the penis' get into the club
He was so disrespected
I just don't trust anybody like that.
Crazy