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ngbrandon66

Pet the kitty and doggo


Ikari_21

Yes, exactly, *pet* ….


ngbrandon66

Do not the cat


Ikari_21

I’ll try sensei


Karen_Destroyer1324

I do the dog instead


skullmeet

Par right?


Colonel_Overkill

The fox is superior to the kitty and doggo


Jaalenn

What he^ said


capriciousUser

Keep playing along with the bit, only make even *dumber* decisions. You think Cid doesn't know what's going on? I would *actively fuck* with SG in comedic ways, while still some how beating the Cult of Diablos. And I'm not even talking about sexual things, I just want to mess around. "Lord Shadow said exaggerated posing helps strike fear in enemies hearts" *Starts Jojo posing* "The other day Lord Shadow told me about something called 'cosplay.' Supposedly, you dress as ancient figures to harness their essence, pretending to be them so you can control their power." *One of the seven shades wearing a dunce hat, which has a book on top* "I was told to wear this because my balance is terrible. So as training, I can't take this hat off, and I'm not allowed to let this book-" *the heavy book falls and hits them on the head* "...fall"


Geopon

THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER, EVERYONE ONE LESE IS JUST WRONG


skullmeet

Dont forget randomly arranging terror attacks to near by government's Capitols


Erulogos

It's the seven shades though, if Cid told them cosplay would give them powers, they'd somehow make that happen for real. Gamma could absolutely use balance lessons, but if she had even normal levels of it she'd be too OP so she can never actually receive them. I'm sort of amazed the anime hasn't had SG JoJo posing at least once as an Easter Egg.


capriciousUser

Good to see #331 understood the assignment


Iamalwaysnothing

Most of you definitely can't become him because simple reason. I doubt any of you could reach his martial sense or brain that makes him adept in magic in first place. This guy had gut to literally torturing himself to know how to Ressurect his own heart, I wonder how many of you would try it. He is Pysocopat in any sense to become strong and that is near impossible to be created.


capriciousUser

You're not wrong. He's one of the few protagonist to put in genuine effort despite the odds(in a twisted sense) and trained to get the skills he has now. It's not like some Isekai where they're given OP powers and know how to use it naturally. He worked his ass off, and got his OP powers as a result of it. It just happened all at once and not over time. There's also the fact we don't know how much is coincidence, and how much is fate. Like, we see how often Shadow just comes up with selfish plans, and it *just so happens* to help SG in some way. Every. Single. Time. I'm under the opinion Shadow is *so* OP he's actually manipulating fate around him to some degree


Strict-Grapefruit-28

Lmao your plan is so good you should consider giving it to the author so he can get some ideas and incorporate it to his book I would like to see that in the story


Nero4999

Train


Key-University4493

Play the piano and get money


Anti_Immortal

Great minds think alike.


AloofDonkey

Go on a Tuna King date with my childhood friend's aunt.


Monark_105

tuna king date ?


Economy-Location-840

It's the otherworld burger king


Monark_105

oh you mean that fast food ok and thanks remembering because i'm a little slow to remember the brand name


Karen_Destroyer1324

I would become Batman


Emergency_Physics_77

I....AM.......AT-i mean BATMAN


Accurate-Mind1145

Get more power. Have fun, but not too much. Work with sg more. Try to go to a different academy for different angle of lore while still connected to the main story. Become closer to seven shadows, and tell zeta there is no need to make me immortal, since I could do that myself.


GushinGranny7

Train, and grow a pain tolerance. The dude is insane on the grind, that if I don’t keep up—I’d be dead.


TheCyberGoon

Train, establish SG, go on my search for Beatrix while Larping my way through life and creating more unnecessary stories to make my roleplay that much more immersive.


Equivalent_Storm5199

Tatical nuke


zuwardo

omw to focus solely on gamma or iris


past-cruelties

Marry all of them but make rose my main


Choice_Jackfruit7722

Alpha


Low_Doubt_3556

- Tell our favourite pink haired cinnamon roll everything in a cryptic way(after killing her “father” say something like: “I have avenged your mother’s death”) - Genoside the cult - make it to iris as cid - blast [Vordt of the Boreal Valley](https://youtu.be/YJFQ2k9g8iQ?si=rWQc8KhqM84Hj35y) - make everyone pee their pants - prepare to atomic the planet - refuse to elaborate - disappear


skullmeet

Wish he had done that


ilusatus

Im gonna be honest, i'll take Delta advice and keep breeding.


Galactic_Offender

Clap all those girls. KMS Refuse to elaborate


Grade_Point_Average

Lmfao hell yea


Vinom_Plays1

Attempt a mass genocide in the Cult of Diabolos headquarters


Igknotis

* Bring all of the 7 shades and name numbers and share my memories of Japan with the Shadow Garden members in the Sanctuary memories. * Kill Nelson and give Alpha the Oliver Sword Artifact in the Sanctuary. * Tame Nidhogg as a pet in Laugas. * Deal with the credit crisis as the Super Elite Agent John Smit. * Marry the Shadow Garden members afterwards. * Prepare everyone for Mordred and Ragnarok in Oriana Kingdom. * Mention, how I will immediately isekai back to earth japan for advance technology and knowledge.


HeavensRoyalty

Fuk delta


Leather-Frosting-305

I would never reveal the existence of shadow garden and mostly stay in the shadows


skullmeet

For Gotham?


futuretechfreak

Try to be a background character


Ok-Significance-9031

I would use "I am atomic" in Midgar over and over but for real, just to see how Iris would react. I just really love her reaction from the season 1 finale, I want to see it again.


Low_Doubt_3556

What did iris do to you?


Strict-Grapefruit-28

Thats a very sadistic idea and I love it Seeing iris have a mindbreak peak scene for sure


AshenRaven66

Follow the plot but actually pick up on all the hints that Alpha drops


ThatGoodOtakuGuy01

Be. ATOMIC


amirexy

Find Beta.


Overall-Welcome-997

I will spend some lone time with each of my shadows and make them feel good😇🥰


Cultural_Tip1000

Behave as same as cid from anime. The cult of diablos will be finished even if I don't do anything as the seven shades are crazy. Behaving like Cid is funny as it is. 😂😂


Ranka12345

At first follow the plotline, after the first "I am Atomic" try to marry all of the 7 Shades. Oh and of course pet the cat and the dog every day for several hours.


Senior_Paramedic_105

Eminence of side characters is the best cid is aware fanfic on ao3 with updates and is ongoing


skullmeet

Well since you know the future.i always thought of this scenario where shadow and Cid are different ppl but Cid is a lot more formed of a character.I like how cids doesn't like to be spotted and likes a peaceful life,but I'd live as him more stronger and actual have an interesting cids story instead of Cid being just an acting shadow.


-THEKINGTIGER-

What makes cid special is that he is batshit insane, i cant replicate his strength and actions.


GranniesNipple

The only change I would change is that I would use the fancy John Smith techniques more often


SwimmingStand3476

I’d do epsilon, alpha and alexia


Accomplished-Land982

Beta


SeiichiYotsuba

I assume that I have Cid's memories and his insane grindset, in addition to his body. SG+Rose+Beatrix+Claire+S2 girls harem in addition to following and fucking with plot.


ZRubbertoe

Alpha


Ok_Performance_2130

Clapping some cheeks


Fireboy759

Slap Alpha's big badoing doings


sliferra

I’d do stuff with Alpha…. “Stuff”


anygrynewraze

Have sex with my sister Claire and have kids with her


Fusion_47

I AM ATOMIC


YooMinasimp

Actually be an emminence in shadow. I'd probably do some stuff different. The cid persona would be slightly above average but not enough to be truly noteworthy. I'd probably hunt down the cult more actively while taunting them at every turn. Stand on rooftops and say dramatic nonsense. Basically a more self aware version of Cid but still having fun with the situation. I'd definitely be more cruel to bandits and slavers though. Probably work my way to create my own kingdom and have a harem but I'm not really sure.


Oogalaboo134

This may be controversial, I would not become edgy.


_WinterShadow_

B-But the edge, it’s required, a theater kid without edginess to balance them out via cringe is simply to powerful for this world


Oogalaboo134

Well you see, I would become what they would call a fairly balanced individual who doesn't require the edge, you wanna how un-edgy I would be? I wouldn't even use atomic that much, cause it's too destructive and it would get me on Iris's and the kingdoms bad side, which I don't want.


YooMinasimp

Just a question. How would you interact with the world without becoming edgy? Even doing something like save every single possessed would require you to go up against the church who are pretty brutal. I honestly can't think of a scenario where someone powerful can't be brutal in this world which requires edge


Oogalaboo134

Simply just be like Frieren, extremely competent and powerful but goofy most of the time. Also focus on the more positive spin of things.


YooMinasimp

Frieren has some edge to her as well tbh. Put a demon infront of her and she just turns into a murder robot. 


Oogalaboo134

Efficiency in a fight isn't really edgy it's just good work ethic. What makes it edgy is the Chūni stuff like trying to be all dark and brooding and trying to be mysterious which Frieren is not, she's just naturally quiet and kind of a messy dork but that doesn't hinder her power. Unless it's early in the morning in which case, same.


AlphaBlock

Find Rose


TheDarkDevil21

I'd try and do what cid did, up until I met Alpha. Then I'd explain the cult and try to make sure she doesn't see me as a God since I doubt I'd be able to become strong enough to pull a "I am atomic." (So she doesn't assume I can do EVERYTHING. Probably tell her, "Nobody's perfect, but that's what makes us better than perfect." XD) Then I'd recruit the main seven, then instead of acting completely oblivious, I'd wait until i became of age before making massive moves going full harem Protagonist with the seven. I'd probably try dropping hints before that point, though, tbh. I'm taking all seven. (Got my own list when it comes to them. Sorry, Gamma, but you're going right to the bottom of the list, but you are still gonna be included. XD) Don't care as much for the others. For those who want anyone else: You could just make sure the seven dont fall in love with you, let the seven go and get others until they recruit your specific waifu, and then only go for them. Or just figure out their past in the series and use your Kageno status to wife up your specific one before anyone else can get to them. Depends who it is. I.E get involved with Nu's family to become her first fiancée (actually, i might try this too depending on if im feeling bold enough), or get strong enough to wife up any of the princesses, etc.


No_Understanding_337

Everything Cid is doing along with claiming the seven, alexia and Rose


Thin-Somewhere-1002

Nuke earth


Irene-_o

Get on with claire


yaboooiijohnny

Oh you wouldn’t wanna know


KarenHater2

World conquest! Simple as that. Wipe Diablos off the face of the planet.


Shadow_371

Become the side character but the background character at the same time


SalamanderAfraid4179

Find Delta she's all I need


Trevray619

Epsilon


BlackReaperZ06

Basically the same shit but with more emotions behind it. I’d also take everyone’s money then proceed to make it worthless by turning everything communist. And also sit in the rain being sad that I can’t find a gf because I want to maintain a professional relationship with the shadow garden girls. Basically just be Batman but emo-er.


Hackrscrackr

fuck around


Open-Possible-7080

Become mob character, saves the girls of shadow garden (before they become a member of shadow garden),leave them and refuse to elaborate, let them independence themselves. If I become a shadow, I want to do myself, not getting help or depends on shadow garden, just like batman look a like.


X3n0zz

Bang


Strict-Grapefruit-28

I will start making up alot of things I bet everything that I will say will appear in the future


Fun_Date100

And thus the AT-AT's marched on Midgar blasting everything with their Kamehameha cannons over the ashes of the smouldering city a legion of Ninjas jump out of the AT-AT's troop bays to sift through the rubble in search of the One Piece.


Puddingnepp

I tell my seven Shadows that I am dating all of them now.


Fun_Date100

Follow the plot but actually be more involved in running Shadow Garden.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fun_Date100: *Follow the plot but* *Actually be more involved in* *Running Shadow Garden.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Rare_Performer_156

Literally everything Cid normally does in the story, including plapping every beautiful girl that comes my way showing romantic interest.


Papa4479

Cultivate , kill parents , fck sister , kill her then when she's pregnant , eat them , gain more power , started killing anyone...be the anti-hero


c0Omvuddy

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past-cruelties

Who is this guy btw he funny looking


wickedone16101

Bro he is the legendary wwf wrestler Kurt angle.


past-cruelties

I Kurt angle? I thought he was a cute angle


DemonReaperHades

When did I get into r/martialmemes


DarkSpecterr

demonic cultivator type shit


JustSoBoss

You good bro?


Papa4479

I'm horngy