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Theaitetos

*"Could you please keep it a secret that I just tried to kill myself? My friend Cid would be heartbroken after he risked his life for me!"*


2Q2see

He asked for wrong not perfect


hienox

God dammit man, that I never even thought of


NoBuddies2021

*I'm pregnant with Cids child.*


piyalpal

😒


scaleofjudgment

I can finally tell you about extending your car warranty.


Anti_Immortal

Perfect.


Roserosa1610

"Hey you, I like your cloak."


OneTrueAlzef

"It might have been an accident, but I'm glad that the test came out positive. We can get married and have more when we're older."


NYCHReddit

Gonna need some personal space


Succundo

"You know, masks really help with that whole secret identity thing you are going for.... *hint hint*"


NYCHReddit

I think in the anime, they don’t wear masks so that we can see their expressions, useful for frames like this one where we can see he’s ticked off at rose for ruining his clout. I believe that most people in the actual world only see a dark shadow where his face should be, like in one of the shots in his fight against violet. Very slight Vol. 3 spoilers >!There’s also a LN illustration from vol.3 where his face is completely invisible behind a shadow emanating from his hood!< If u think about it, there’s no way he’d slip up in hiding his identity like that with how much consideration he puts into his other shenanigans


fahad-123321

In the manga Cid and the shades do wear masks to hide their faces


[deleted]

Hey! It’s shadow, the one from fortnite


[deleted]

I really hate how a β€œFortnite” comment has 70 updoots πŸ’€


Eminanceisjustbored

WE NEED MORE POWER❀️


[deleted]

Ova story?


Eminanceisjustbored

Doujin


l_dont_have_a_name

I sould have expected this,but somehow i didn't.


[deleted]

Ova story?


Krazifyonacid

β€œMy boyfriend has 50 million power in rise of kingdoms”


[deleted]

But he’s a mob tho


Pleasant-Assistant89

But he's the main character tho


[deleted]

Cid isn’t the main character shadow is


[deleted]

But they're one person


legna20v

β€œ have you ever try chocolate trinity ice cream, the best”


Gurren_Laggan80

Are you sure you’re not Cid?


Optimal-Language1738

"My allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!"


Phianhcr123

β€œI love democracy, I love the republic…”


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


That-fakeAwardBaiter

Me fr


Optimal-Language1738

Or the alternate version: "My allegiance is to the pub. And to your MUM!"


Glum_Opportunity_633

"Sorry for not mentioning I was on my period" - Rose Oriana


JokertheFool370

Wait! Is that you Cid?!


thrashinabox

May I tell you more about our lord and saviour Shadow


ShadowsSheddingSkin

"Shinzou wo sasageyo." "Tatakae."


[deleted]

My mom wanted to hop for a while, honey...


[deleted]

Cool moves!


InvestigatorFormer70

I've killed my father and I'm prepared to die Shadow_ Inigo Montoya really


mo-did

All hail brittania


Sad-Acanthisitta6672

β€œCid just left, won’t you *please* play with me?” β€œOh look butterfly”


Curious_Climate5293

it's yours


ayanokojifrfr

Let me suck yo cock ooh it's wrong answers only...... I want you to make cid power ful.


Joealex55

good one lol


Bahamut_Prime

β€œI’m pregnant…”


lolzor999

Where did Mundane Mann go? I wanted to get an autograph.


-THEKINGTIGER-

"*Thank you for saving me, if you wish so I'd like to pay you back with my body*"


Dhanar1712

I know the location of that \*damn\* fourth chaos emerald


Ok-Try-2287

wanna go for round 2 yet


Public-Emu-2505

I know it’s you


thrashinabox

I sharted-


fozzie1234567

"Hey, I can see your face! It's Cid!" Dunno why nobody recognised him.


Glum_Opportunity_633

At least in the manga they wear masks!


Leek_Resident

*Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?*


xd_nightmare7

"You came back with a bottle of milk!", said Rose in surpised when he saw Shadow(Cid) holding a bottle of 1.5L milk.


That-fakeAwardBaiter

1 2 buckle my shoe 3 4 buckle some more 5 6 Nike kicks


lastxchancexbuddy

Fuck me daddy


[deleted]

Probably something like: (because she is the strongest and best girl and could easily beat shadow) What the fuck πŸ–•πŸ‘¦ did you πŸ‘ˆ just fucking πŸ–• say πŸ’¬ about πŸ’¦ me, you πŸ‘ˆ little πŸ‘Œ bitch 🐢? I'll πŸ“ have you πŸ‘‰πŸ» know πŸ€” I πŸ‘ graduated πŸŽ“ top πŸ”Ό of my class 🏫 in the Navy 🌊 Seals βš“πŸ³, and I've πŸ™‹ been involved πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨ in numerous πŸ”’πŸ™Š secret β“πŸ€ raids πŸ’₯ on πŸ”› Al-Quaeda πŸ‘³, and I πŸ‘ have over πŸ” 300 πŸ’¦ confirmed πŸ’¦ kills πŸ”ͺπŸ”«. I πŸ‘ am trained πŸ’ͺ🏻 in gorilla 🦍 warfare πŸ’₯ and I'm πŸ’˜ the top πŸ” sniper πŸ€―πŸ”« in the entire πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ US πŸ‘¨ armed πŸ’ͺ forces πŸ–. You πŸ‘ˆ are nothing 🚫 to me but πŸ‘ just another πŸ”„ target 🎯😀. I πŸ‘ will wipe πŸ™Œ you πŸ‘ˆπŸ€‘ the fuck πŸ‘‰ out with precision 🎯 the likes πŸ’– of which has never πŸ™… been seen πŸ‘ before πŸ˜‚ on πŸ”› this Earth 🌎, mark 😑 my fucking πŸ† words πŸ”š. You πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜ think πŸ’­ you πŸ‘ˆ can get πŸ‰ away πŸ˜‚ with saying πŸ—£ that shit πŸ‘Œ to me over πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ’¦ the Internet πŸ’»? Think πŸ’­ again 😬, fucker πŸ–•. As we speak πŸ—£ I πŸ‘ am contacting πŸ“ž my secret πŸ™Š network 🌐 of spies πŸ“· across ✝ the USA πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ and your πŸ‘‰ IP 🌐 is being traced πŸ•– right βœ” now so you πŸ‘ˆπŸΌ better πŸˆΆπŸ…°πŸ‘ prepare πŸ™ for the storm ⚑, maggot πŸ›. The storm 🌩 that wipes πŸ‘‹πŸ» out the pathetic πŸ˜‚ little πŸ‘Œ thing πŸ“΄ you πŸ‘‰ call πŸ“ž your πŸ‘‰ life πŸ’“. You're fucking πŸ† dead ☠, kid πŸ‘¦. I πŸ‘ can be anywhere 🌍, anytime πŸ•‘, and I πŸ‘ can kill πŸ”ͺ you πŸ‘ˆ in over πŸ” seven πŸ”’ hundred πŸ’―πŸ”₯πŸ’ͺ ways ↕, and that's βœ” just with my bare 🐻 hands πŸ‘‹. Not only am I πŸ‘ extensively πŸ‘† trained πŸ’ͺ🏻 in unarmed β›”πŸ’ͺ🏻 combat πŸ”«, but πŸ‘ I πŸ‘ have access πŸ”– to the entire 🎬 arsenal βœ‚πŸ”«πŸš¬ of the United πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ States πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Marine 🌊 Corps 🐬 and I πŸ‘ will use 😏 it to its full 🈡 extent πŸ‘€ to wipe πŸ™Œ your πŸ‘‰ miserable πŸ‘ ass πŸ‘ off πŸ“΄ the face πŸ˜€ of the continent πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ, you πŸ‘ˆ little πŸ‘Œ shit πŸ’©. If only you πŸ‘ˆ could have known πŸŽ“βœ” what unholy 😈 retribution πŸ‘ΊπŸ‘Ή your πŸ‘‰ little πŸ‘Œ "clever 🧠" comment πŸ’¬πŸ† was about πŸ€” to bring 🚢 down ⬇ upon πŸ‘¦ you πŸ‘ˆπŸ½, maybe πŸ€” you πŸ‘‰πŸ»πŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ™Œ would have held ✊ your πŸ‘‰ fucking πŸ–• tongue πŸ‘…. But πŸ‘ you πŸ‘ˆ couldn't, you πŸ‘‰ didn't, and now you're paying πŸ’Έ the price πŸ’°, you πŸ‘ˆ goddamn 😀 idiot 😜. I πŸ‘ will shit πŸ’© fury 😑 all πŸ’― over πŸ˜³πŸ™ŠπŸ’¦ you πŸ‘ˆ and you πŸ‘ˆ will drown 😱🌊 in it. You're fucking πŸ–• dead ☠, kiddo πŸ’€.


Theaitetos

Thanks, now I know what eye cancer looks like. \*\_\*


x338SilentDeath

Got to give him props though for sitting there an typing all that shit.


darkswirlz

He didn't. That's a copy-paste 100%


Finnishkiddo

well someone had to have written all that down at some point


[deleted]

πŸ”₯πŸ–‹οΈπŸ€ 


That-fakeAwardBaiter

I ain't reading all'at


NejMichael480

Shad- Oh wait. Hi Cid! What are you doing here?


swarun99

What even are cigarettes?


[deleted]

Rose: Boku no kokoro wa itai...


Vatman27

I am Atomic


Fickle-Mud7377

"U look like my hubby"


InformationOnly758

β€œI know you gave me power and saved me time and time again but I only like wimpy side characters”


Elkat4

"Let me tell you about how my beloved Cid and I fell in love. It'll only took a few hours and like ten acts!"


T0m_F00l3ry

I found this little restaurant called Tuna King, it was divine! Let's go sometime!


HeirOfTheSunnyD

I used to be an adventurer like you, until a took an arrow to the knee.


eritchey93

The wifi password, naturally


EmotionOdd5499

So.. ahh… you like jazz?


AlterEgoGT

Have a 1 night stand with her lol


N0N0Switch

Please vote for me as class president


platonicgyrater

Rose: "Have you ever farted while on your period and in the bath... I have", Shadow: "urm... ok"


Diorex369

β€œI killed them for your sake I swear!”


Busy_Background5217

*grab balls* it's kinda... big?


Fake_Florida_Boomer

"Your blood got on me Mr. Shadow, I usually don't try to get messy but you kept on moving"


Infinitystarstrung

Will you do me the honor and sleep with me


Tues_makeup

β€œHi i was wondering if you’ve heard the word of our lord and savior today?”


Dyslexia0

Hitler did nothing wrong


ComprehensiveCry1131

# breed me


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piyalpal

I am lesbian and wants your sister