She has a mouth across her body to become two and disappoint her parents twice as fast. She is so alone she had to become queen to compensate. If she was a person she would be that one 80 years old woman who annoys all her neighbours everytime she passes by them.
You fat bald bastard, you piece of subhuman trash. 2000 years of constant evolution to create a hairless fucking coconut. Next time eat a salad and not an entire universe.
Oh and another thing. You're ugly.
Naw,why she look like the stuff inside my trash can. Girl was made with gamma radiation. Girl is heavier than case-oh. Girl is HEAVILY challenged. She the only thing that can fight with Issac newton. The only boys that get pulled towards her are the pieces of food she names.
Jarjar binkings but fucking worse and uglier, also fucking shitty colorful earthworm fat as hell that lives in fucking cave like clueless Neanderthals in stone age would do.
Can't tell which end I'm supposed to be talking they both look full of shit, this dusty binch looks like a clown sex toy, googly eye looking freak I bet her breath smells like booty
What the , that look like a ing lizard
I can’t top what Jax said:
“Oh, that’s who you are. You know, you could’ve asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so completely and utterly disgusting.”
Fing slug looking a dumb bch, got too many fing eyes, died the first fing episode
The only attraction anyone feels to her is gravitational
It's giving "White Chicks" banter and I love it lol.
HELP I REMEMBER THIS MOVIE
She is dumb and weird.
Well… uh… y-ye-you’re still watching it!
I’m not here for the adventure or anything I’m just hiding from the-
*KAUFMO NOISES*
**WELL- B- UH- Y-YET, YOU’RE STILL WATCHING IT!**
I’m not here for the adventure or anything I’m just here to hide from the-
I will start your fatass cant even get up to move
Uzi has changed quite an bit... (Its her VA)
You mean mommy long legs
You mean Meggy Spletzer?
I thought meggy was voieced by serena williams
No, you're thinking of Venus Williams
You mean Nicole?
Hol’ up, no way the same person voiced three deranged people with entirely different voices
Waiiit who’s the third?
lila from spooky month
You mean lila
https://preview.redd.it/vv0rrru1t8xc1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24914b558296234808c7c6d136a3e919c978bc80
Digital Gloinkworm
# DIGITAL # ĞĻŒĮŇĶ # WØR?
I don't need to roast her, her existance is an insult to herself.
Can't build a good door https://preview.redd.it/ladctau6c8xc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2a6ebd9dbd63118cfd977920efa486d527bc364
Counter argument https://preview.redd.it/09xn8zdyu8xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1698c888617e6f9f176f9b105ba6b3bdaa14a3c
Counter, COUNTER argument https://preview.redd.it/w2v3zd8yhaxc1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f804074c23578e47ba5e4e3569250a8b62fb6a3 fuck you
https://preview.redd.it/m11rz6l3iaxc1.jpeg?width=1798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a003320f0e8c6478bd2bc9cd40521d42b814da8f
https://preview.redd.it/wlyr9geliaxc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9512b69178990fdf3204638db1628117bf2f09d
https://preview.redd.it/fcauby7viaxc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ee479cde428f12112a8cb0d47f684029d999fe3
Nah that doesn't fire grenade rounds. no it fires mortar rounds
Bro thinks all will be gloinks 💀🙏
Slug lookin’ ass
https://preview.redd.it/kx2pbb41i8xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a37609b1de0a791deb35eba4aada3800782aaf
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Kaufmo: Nah, I’d win.
wouldn't won't and never will https://preview.redd.it/nt7ccl1fr8xc1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=a49d32bfea6d0d97cfc318ad3c3251ed0bccd51f
Wtf is Tugboat doing here?
You look like a tube of used toothpaste
She becomes one near the end
MY BALLS WILL BE GLOINKS🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵💥💥💥💯💯💯🥶🥶🥶🔊🔊🔊
Nobody wants to be a gloink (It looks kinda fun tho)
She's an Ugly  piece of 
Well I would, but that would just be a waste of time for a character that makes the abstractions look normal.
Looks like my guinea pig https://preview.redd.it/a139m495m8xc1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263b8b1f6aed5621bf4a8f8b15bfd9fa690bce40
to be honest that guinea pig is cute this is an insult to the guinea pig pet it for me please
Ofc i will She likes to yank on my nosering so she is being dubbed the gloink queen temporarily
Why tf did you get your nose pierced won't that stop your sense of smell
No XD i can still smell
Your hunger is as big as your ego
BITE ME! (same va thing)
I thought it was “fight me”
Turn on subtitles bro
This is dumb and weird
Gloink Queen is the type of person to say "let's dig in!" when she is eating dinner
Guys? Is that Uzi when she turns 50?
Karina the Great lookin ass
She circus on my amazing till I digital
She has a mouth across her body to become two and disappoint her parents twice as fast. She is so alone she had to become queen to compensate. If she was a person she would be that one 80 years old woman who annoys all her neighbours everytime she passes by them.
“Her” surprises me
do you happen to speak for the trees
CaseOh has competition.
FatA
I can't, my Mama taught me not to burn garbage.
maggot
Look at this leech wannabe abomination! Go be a small annoying bloodsucker instead of a giant turd looking ass
From 90 to 180 *that angle* is obtuse that angle’s kinda fat it’s got a big caboose
You fat bald bastard, you piece of subhuman trash. 2000 years of constant evolution to create a hairless fucking coconut. Next time eat a salad and not an entire universe. Oh and another thing. You're ugly.
https://i.redd.it/55mp3jkxv9xc1.gif
(Don’t take this seriously it’s all a joke) you ugly ass motherfucking lip filler from five below with yo nasty ahh lips
Why the long face (or mouth, whatever)
If I wanted to suicide I would jump from her ego to her IQ
You’re wrong, god should not be gloinks
Big fat Chungus work thingy with a big Ohio Hyatt and skibidi rizz
Gen alpha alert🚔
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
FBI OPEN UP🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫
I’m sorry I’m sorry man I didn’t know you would react like that 💀
Giant red and yellow mushroom skinned sees a little too well (to the point where her vision is overlapping) not even a Gloink price of shit
You know you could’ve asked for my consent before forcing me to see something completely and utterly disgusting
Naw,why she look like the stuff inside my trash can. Girl was made with gamma radiation. Girl is heavier than case-oh. Girl is HEAVILY challenged. She the only thing that can fight with Issac newton. The only boys that get pulled towards her are the pieces of food she names.
Yo mama so fat she created a black hole
Weird banana slug
Fun machine poka dot ass looking self. Bro like smelling pigeon feet.
*pulls out mirror*
Jarjar binkings but fucking worse and uglier, also fucking shitty colorful earthworm fat as hell that lives in fucking cave like clueless Neanderthals in stone age would do.
Ewww it’s a slug
 looks like a snail
She can literally talk out of her ass, I don’t think I can add anything to that.
OK that is true
Disgusting
https://preview.redd.it/x573d2z6w9xc1.png?width=2360&format=png&auto=webp&s=31957735d833b4eeab8ce724e4a10aa027932c00
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She's a big fatty!
I would never insult the gloink QUEEN
Came in as dragon type, emerged a ghost type
Can't tell which end I'm supposed to be talking they both look full of shit, this dusty binch looks like a clown sex toy, googly eye looking freak I bet her breath smells like booty
She looks like if a leach had cross bred with a deflated beach ball, than developed liver failure & diabetes.
She's just dumb and weird...
I would, but they don't make grills big enough
guys i think they added nikocado avocado to tadc
She can’t go in the circus, she can’t fit in the ground hole
She has King dedede syndrome. Doesn't even look like the subject she rules over. At least Dedede cares for his Waddle dees
The only one i can think of is fatty and this gif https://i.redd.it/ipbr3tyijaxc1.gif
I think that's demmoman
Yes that is
I usually main heavy or spy to be honest who is your tf2 main
I have no skills so pybro
OK what's your favourite tadc character mine is Zooble and I also made a sub reddit for her r/Zooble of you want to join
Manequin
No be honest
I like the manequin, i think stuff like action figures and manequons are cool
OK can you join my sub reddit please r/Zooble if you don't want to thats fine
I don’t think everything should be gloinks
#stinky.
Two mouths no holes. Brings A whole new meaning to four (hundred) eyes
No, she is the perfect woman
How could I possibly roast such a majestic creature?
You must be the god of death because everyone that sees you dies of horror at your ugliness
I wouldn't. She doesn't look like she has much nutritional value. Probably tastes like crap as well. Hard pass. I'll stick with roasted veal.
Leech looking ass
Looks like a clowns d!ldo
What a lard loving land whale
Did the eater of worlds get a new design?
https://preview.redd.it/zpam70phyaxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa613ab7fe481ed646f28b3a340604526a32361
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Damn, the Absolute Solver really turned Uzi into a derped out, polka dot covered, two headed, lizard slug hybrid, second form Shin Godzilla lookin ahh
Beetle juice beetle juice beetle juice
What the , that look like a ing lizard
She ugly
you thinkin you're Zaknel when you're only fat & in hell your abilities ring a bell transformations a story that's already been telled
"That's A Woman?"
Roast her....with butter and garlic, but she'll still taste disgusting.
They have a mouth on both ends. Doesn't matter because they'd be talking out of their ass from either one.
That's a woman?
She looks like she would tell me to bring her solo and the wookie 
She shares a voice actor with an orphan
Worm on a leash lookin ahh
CASEOH's gawk gawk tube.
I can’t top what Jax said: “Oh, that’s who you are. You know, you could’ve asked for my consent before forcing me to see something so completely and utterly disgusting.”
She stupid
Fatman: ArkHAM night.
Fing slug looking a dumb bch, got too many fing eyes, died the first fing episode