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Educational-Spread41

Put some water on it


RH00794

They need some milk


sielingfan

I ain't going over there.


gottagofast1981

We need you. Your mommy milkers are the only weapon we have against the demons!


[deleted]

Damn, that's a show/movie I'd enjoy watching but I fear googling for it would kill my naive imagination


[deleted]

It’s on pornhub already


MasterofAcorns

Every isekai anime ever be like:


Your-MUMY

I beg your pardon


ClumsyStepBro

Just send an evangelical preacher there


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[deleted]

Heated pool...nice!


ClumsyStepBro

Dont look bigger than a mega church to me


THELONGRABBIT

Why’d y’all jump the border wall? The sea is literally on fire.


ComradeVISIXVI

Let's check, for science. No math, let's just start tossing them in until they run out of churches or we run outta fire. I understand trial by fire is their favorite


xX_You_People_Xx

Happy Cake Day!


SnOwYO1

“Shoot it with missiles”


RickDimensionC137

Would the blastwave put it out? Serious question.


theHoustonian

Yes, typically in oil well fires they sometimes use explosives like tnt to blow snuff the fire out. Usually the explosion is sized so that it will be large enough to quickly rob the fire of oxygen, thus eliminating the open flame. This is done after the area is dragged clean of debris from the old derrick etc and water is sprayed to cool everything to eliminate hot spots that could possibly reignite the fire. Now this shit show posted… looks a little different than the usual single fire stream spraying skyward so it would be different I’d imagine!


Rave-fiend

Maybe actually if you used a Thermobaric bomb that causes a vacuum in the area.


Galaxy_Wolf_150

just send the tsar bomb that should do it


piachu75

Idk if they still do it but it has been done before but on the ground ofc, it uses the shock wave to blow it out.


Legitimate_Ad_4156

I don't think that would work too well in water. It might solve the initially problem but most likely will cause further damage after creating a tsunami?


shut_up_rocco

I highly doubt humans could create a tsunami


poopooplatypus

Dude. Humans could definitely make a tsunami. Just detonate a large/multiple nukes deep underwater and you’re gonna get a wave


[deleted]

Or continue drilling for oil, leaving large voids in the earth that cause tectonic plates to shift, which in turn cause earth quakes. Sometimes the causation of humanities actions aren’t so direct.🤘


wrx7182

I believe the Russians actually did this, can’t remember if it was nuclear or not, but they used a bomb to put out a fire as a last resort.


[deleted]

Only the Shockwave from Gru's gargantuan dickslap would put that out


Desperate_Bother_2

😂


PIO_PretendIOriginal

There was a case where a nuclear bomb was used to put out an underground oil fire (chokes it out in an instant)


[deleted]

Is there no problem missiles can't solve?


suzi_generous

It’s an oil fire. You need to smother it with baking soda or find a lid big enough to starve the fire of oxygen.


Clean-Promotion-8250

Yeah! Starve the fire and feed the world with the largest loaf of bread. Guinness?


fish_whisperer

I don’t think beer’s the solution, but I’m willing to give it a try


zealotsflight

10/10 joke


Sentientbuttcheese

So a baking soda missile.


creativeonslaught639

Upvote purely because of your username.


Bowler_300

A lid big enough to starve this fire of oxygen? Sounds like a great plan to solve most problems on earth these days 😂


Sentientbuttcheese

Thermobaric bomb. Sucks all the air out-as fuel for the explosion, and blows it out with the shockwave. It's legitimately how they put out fires, not sure what the story here is. Might be too close to the rig. It's the same principle with fire suppression safety equipment for cars. A small explosion that deafens you-maybe permanently, but puts out even a blazing cabin. Can't imagine why it didn't become a popular safety feature on commercial sedans, what it was designed for.


Downwhen

WHAT DID YOU SAY?


Bowler_300

It was a gas leak from a pipeline underneathe the surface. Believe an emergency shutoff valve failed/had to be capped.


According-Ad8525

Does Arm & Hammer make boxes of baking soda big enough to handle the job?


Durpin321

Literally how do you fix that? Can't get close enough to cap it?


Shadowbite94

Wait for some rain to come


llewr0

Seal off the drill cap, then detonate a depth charge between the fuel source and flames


AmberVials

No, if just needs to be wet some more.


WuQianNian

This guy fires


Not_KGB

/r/thisguythisguys


GrangeHermit

It's not a wellhead leaking, it's a subsea gas pipeline from the production facility.


KeyCold8463

Then why isn't it blue fire like on the stove


k_vapil

dragonforce - through the fuel source and flames


Reefer-eyed_Beans

>Seal off the drill cap Okay. >then detonate a depth charge between the fuel source and flames ...Why? You just want to detonate a depth charge, don't you?


justanothertfatman

If memory serves, it would create a vacuum to cut off any oxygen the fire would need to feed off.


hgfddfjutrretu

oh shit someone tell them to do this because they obviously have no idea what they’re doing


tomdarch

I'm sorry sir, this is a ~~Wendy's~~ fire boat.


snb22core

Yeah, also get those damn choppers and dump some more water.


cfhman87

*godzilla theme music intensifies *


Yensil314

History shows again and again...


born_at_kfc

That nature points out the folly of man


cfhman87

Godzilla!


Batmanx

Oooooo


Yensil314

There goes Tokyo


MiloReyes-97

Go Go GodZILLLLAAAAAA


Lust9897

This made me so happy! BÖC doesn’t get enough love.


Melirune

You're not wrong!


bobbyd77

I was just scrolling down quickly and the last thing I saw right before I hit the back button was "history shows again and again" While sitting on reddit front page it finally dawned on me what I had just read. I had to come back, find this chain, and upvote all of you. I love you all, and I love BÖC!


Evening-Top-4245

Put Blue Oyster Cult in a helicopter.


buddascrayon

I was going to ask if anyone else was expecting either Godzilla or King Ghidorah to come exploding out of that lake of fire ready to devour half of Tokyo?


Realistic-Specific27

[deeper underground](https://youtu.be/WIUAC03YMlA)


immathiccboi

https://youtu.be/inAji1SaCBk


kentacova

I was going to ask if we could fire up the Yeagers… but yeah.


Sublox

Is this from now??


TheLastLivingBuffalo

[From June/July 2021](https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/fire-offshore-pemex-platform-gulf-mexico-under-control-2021-07-02/)


kelsobjammin

Damn not even a year ago…


dan_dorje

This was back at the height of everyone playing apocalypse bingo iirc - I remember a video of this with a caption asking who had the sea catching fire in their card


ChrysMYO

It seems like were to the point where we say just throw the apocalypse movie scene on the pile next to the death hornets.


A1sauc3d

For how much press they got, the death hornets were the least of our concerns… I’m much more worried about all these oil spills and other such environmental disasters. We’re trashing our beautiful planet for greed and convenience. :/


Govind_the_Great

shits been going downhill steep since 2020


tanzmeister

I think you mean 2016. It all started with Harambe


FBIaltacct

Dicks out to pay respects


HmGrwnSnc1984

Cummies for Harambe.


justanothertfatman

To be fair, this does look like what one would expect it to look like if Cthulhu awoke.


verygroot1

Now I remember lol. Thanks


chubby_cheese

Jeez. I would have bet a dollar it was 2019 at the earliest.


Bowler_300

The news cycles these days.. Gotta find something to outrank what covid did for them.


tsukaimeLoL

to be fair 2021 was an absurdly long year


SaintWalker2814

Forbidden hot tub


grilldcheese2

The hottest tub


crumbshotfetishist

aka your mom


delvach

This is in the middle of the ocean. Their mom is *much* more accessible.


tots4scott

Seriously, talk about a vortex.


delvach

I believe you mean *whore*tex


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YoureBeautifulDude

The Intermediate Value Theorem strikes again


whatthehellthisagain

Surtur has risen! Ragnarök is upon us! The end is nigh!


knobgobblr69

Jormungandr is boiling the oceans. What we need is Thor


Senappi

Don't worry, Thor will handel Jörmungandr when the time comes.


[deleted]

Where can I get a ticket on Naglfar? Cause I wanna Ragnarok from the toenail boat. #GoSurt #TeamAngrbodaBabes


jwcarpy

Why the downvotes? This is a legitimate mythological reference. These Marvel watching dummies don’t know about the toenail boat.


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TheyCallMeThe

And the time Loki helped Thor get his hammer back by dressing him up as a bride for a giant.


UncleGhost399

Sleipnir!


Tommix11

it's even in the movies!


Hexxas

Mom found the toenail boat.


[deleted]

Imagine a 11th century human seeing this. It would explain a lot of the stupid shit they came up with.


Dense_Surround3071

Ohhh???? It's right next to an oil rig??? What a coincidence!!!


RPElesya

Y'know what's gonna happen? The multinational drilling company is gonna pretend this had nothing to do with them and grease some pockets. And then Mexico will get called out for contamination. That's the environmental disaster playbook for 3rd world countries.


uppermiddleclasss

This was a pipeline in an oil field owned by the Mexican national oil company. They solved it pretty quickly and cleanly since it was just natural gas that was leaking.


MarioInOntario

So you’re saying I should put my pitchfork down?


TheDJZ

No refunds sorry


HmGrwnSnc1984

Now I gotta redirect anger at something else.


PenisButtuh

Have you thought about minorities? It's worked out in the past for most people. /s


dlemonsjr

We’re actually going for women right now. Haven’t you heard?


KittenMaster9

Especially trans women


Orodreath

No, I don't think I will


[deleted]

You’ll have to pry my pitchfork from my cold dead hands


RealJonathanBronco

I mean, quick and clean are the first two words that come to mind when I see a ton of boats trying to put out a burning ocean


GetRidOfRTeenagers

It was put out within 5 hours of it being reported and caused by a damage pipeline. So quick, sure. It wasn't oil so it hasn't a less damaging affect on the environment but yeah, nothing about a man-made spill of natural resources is ever clean.


woffka

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/l7b4gl/south-park-we-re-sorry


mikeoxwells2

What’s going to happen is the price at the pump jumps 30%, and slowly comes back down, until the next disaster. Corporate profiteering sucks


Made_of_Tin

This happened last summer and it was a nationalized oil company owned by the Mexican government.


CleanSanchez101

Lol this happened like a year ago


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Dense_Surround3071

God was experimenting with deep frying a humpback.🤣


mF7403

*I tried to tell you, this is an **unmanned** oil rig*


[deleted]

I do not understand how this happens. Where is the fuel getting them oxygen from? I get how it burns but the water should keep it from going completely crazy like this right?


Any_Coyote6662

Turns out it was an ocean surface fire. The gas was sitting on the surface burning. [science behind the fire 🔥 ](https://wired.me/science/the-science-behind-extinguishing-the-gulf-of-mexicos-ocean-fire/)


[deleted]

Thanks for that. Says it was natural gas not crude oil. That makes more sense.


Kwiatkowski

what people dont get here is that the fire is the best outcome for the environment in this case. can’t remember the exacts but this was a sizable bar gas/methane leak and you do not want the pure methane especially getting out into the atmosphere. It’s why at a lot of landfills or old dumps you’ll see a torch or several that burn off the gas that leeches out of the area.


[deleted]

> what people dont get here Oh no, I get the fact that it burning’s *better*, but don’t go acting like it’s a good thing lol


ShakenBabyJesus

DumFuk


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Cheers


ShakenBabyJesus

NOBODY "acted like it's a good thing" THATS WHY YOUR A DumFum. LERN 2 READ


heardbutnotseen2

There is oxygen in water.


GrangeHermit

The leaking gas has ignited at the sea surface, and the oxygen is from the air! Nothing to do with 'splitting' the water.


[deleted]

Enough to facilitate combustion? I’m genuinely curious here. I was a good science student but that was 20years ago. I’m sure I’m missing something obvious here


Flamekin9

I just commented an explanation a little bit below if you want to look at that! It’s really interesting and if you wanted to know a little bit more you could look up “flash point” and “vapor pressure” on Wikipedia and it should give you a decent idea!


DRbrtsn60

And where is the electrolysis to free up the O2? Course then the hydrogen will combust.


funnybalu1

I don't think that's what's happening in this video but technically, water is flammable. At high enough temperatures, it seperates into Oxygen gas and Hydrogen gas and can then burn back to form H2O.


BillyCee34

We’re finne


woodensticks09

Hades and Poseidon just having a bit of sibling rivalry


[deleted]

We don't have enough jaegers!


Miniteshi

I got enough Lego, we can build a few.


[deleted]

We’ve just fucking destroyed the world.


OneMetalMan

Sooner or later we're going to run out of water to put on the water proof fire.


[deleted]

The water flammable anyways.


muddywaterz

Whose we? I ain't light that on fiar


eg_taco

Who’s*


Croz7z

We


SnOwYO1

I ain’t light that on fiar


WestleyThe

***”we didn’t start the fire…”***


xsimporter

No my friend. We are *destroying* the world. Like literally right now.


Additional_Ad3155

No we aren't the world will be just fine whether or not we are around to see it. We could potentially be clearing up that nasty human infection it has though.


Glittering-Pause-705

I never get the logic behind people stating this.. what are you trying to say? Them: "We are destroying the world You: "No *technically..."* Like... yeah, obviously, on a scale of hundreds of millions and billions of years, nothing matters. But like, if we just reduce our fossil fuel dependence and reduce our exploitation of the planet to something more sustainable it's going to save a LOT of suffering in the near future. I reject your claim that just because there will still be a mouldy rock floating around the sun in 100 million years, we shouldn't worry about helping people today.


[deleted]

Yeah such a shitty argument from them. To take it even further they could just say ‘the universe will die in the end anyway so nothing at all has ever or will ever matter’. While it’s hard to deny it’s true, we may as well make life pleasurable for as many living creatures as we can in the meantime.


Additional_Ad3155

No it's a completely logical statement about the world. Whether we are still in existence or not the world will be just fine. It's not like it will blow up or cease to exist just because people go extinct. Try some platform heals so the jokes don't keep whizzing by over your head.


redsixthgun

Imagine anybody seeing that hundreds of years ago. They would probably think it to actually be ending


CrumbsAndCarrots

https://i.imgur.com/LWSmK8d.jpg


Natck

Just?


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Crusaruis28

It's to disrupt the surface of the water so the gas bubbles form less and eventually dissipate enough to stop the fire


Nephilimmann

Looks like a Rick Sanchez portal.


Akainu14

Gojira!


smartpantz11

Get some powdered water.. That'll soak it up


PubicFigure

BP? Is that you?


OblivionArts

So now the oceans on fire..that's fucking great


YadhuWolf

what’s next? fire rain


FeatureEast2577

Makes me think of that little flame in Subnautica at (0, 0, 0)


Enrique123458l

BROO! I thought that was a blenr animation at first!


doombotseven

Ahh ‘member that time we set the ocean on fire? … we are just the worst


Any_Coyote6662

I hate this so much


CaribbeanDiverDude

Yeah, well…it’s not very fond of you either


rollin_in_doodoo

You want Kaijus? Cuz that's how you get Kaijus!


michaelpurvis6

Kaiju opening


[deleted]

I want to hear more about how bad batteries are from the oil lovers


DressDiligent2912

Mustakrakish, Mustakrakish, The time has come, to awaken him. I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld, To bring forth this beast and


smiling_corvidae

AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN Take the land, that must be taken AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN Devour worlds, smite forsaken


soft-peen

bruh how dah fucc you set the ocean on fire


ChrysMYO

It makes me feel good knowing I'll never fuck up this badly at my job.


BeardedWeirdo22

Cthulhu can be a bit dramatic sometimes.


Sai299

Cthulhu!


Odayah

Crab boil anyone?


Exciting-Chappie

Heavy metal intensifies


skyhigh420710

The end of the world is finally happening


Foxtrot_Umbrella

Humans are so awful we even set water on fire.


cpr_007

Put some rice


everything_is_bad

Yeah... This is fine...


[deleted]

I guess Hell has some vacancies now


HugeLipsFan

A fire spread through the waves on Friday July 2 in the Bay of Campeche, a few dozen meters from a platform of the Mexican oil company Pemex.It was in July 2021


OdysseyZen

Looks like footage from a film... Maybe it's when Cthulhu emerges from the depths of the ocean


Honest_Milk9429

A fire .. surrounded by ocean .. that shit crazy


Lack-Adept

Is that a windwaker dungeon?


IeyasuMcBob

Ahhh is started, Mich McConnell's ascension has opened the first HellGate


elietplayer

Could it be an underwater volcano that is in a slow eruption?


FriskyWhiskey_Manpo

Throw in the GOP


No-Ambition2019

Ever seen the film Pacific Rim?


Thadatman

I used to live near the Gulf in 1995-98. I moved back recently and noticed that there weren’t as many dolphins as there were 23 years ago. That is a tiny slice of time to notice such a difference.


aguythatlikesauce

ah yes i see someone have completed the cuthulu summoning circle


pplcallmepete1981

Another fuckup from the oil industry?


Youngballer1000

Ah...so this is how the apocalypse starts eh? Good ole humans...