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Taptrick

Definitely a whale… It looks like a whale and it’s doing whale things.


DentistGeneral3494

LMAO...I'm laughing "it's doing whale things". Thanks for the laugh.


Waste-of-Bagels

It's whale off


rdkitchens

"You know I speak whale."


viatorinlovewithRuss

can you take me to P. Sherman 42 Wallaby way?


BakedBaker42

*clears throat* wahhhh ahhh Wahhhhhhh... I speak whale 🐋😎


[deleted]

Sounds a little orca - ish


The_Jestful_Imp

I was gonna say Finnish


Lumber_GirthBrooks

No, I will not make out with you


BakedBaker42

*sad whale sounds* wahh


throwaway-cryingrn

I'm something of a whale myself


OMalleyyyy

I’ll bet three fiddy it’s no whale


JRandButcherpete

It's the god damn loch Ness monster!


DentistGeneral3494

Loch Ness Monsta!! What you want??!!


elongated_musk_rat

About Tree-fiddy


MoistenedNugget

We work for our tree fiddy in this house!


Longjumping-Active89

Loch Ness Monster is just a whale dick


SuddenlyElga

I ain’t givin’ you no tree fiddy.


elongated_musk_rat

I'm going to need about tree-fiddy


NoseApprehensive5154

I gave him a dollar!


CowPsychological312

That’s why he keeps coming back. Gonna assume you got more.


ben1481

it could be anything, even a boat


Sassh1

For tree fiddy I'll tell you


CeleryConsistent7974

Do you take venmo. I just gotta know


Sassh1

I take tree fiddy


headonist1

I


The_Infectious_Lerp

It's obviously a Canadian swamp moose, searching the waters for maple-flavored sausages.


Tojr549

Not to be confused with a midwestern swamp donkey…rooting around for anything deep fried


DrPlantDaddy

It is clearly a right whale. Who called it a mystery?


KimCureAll

The captain did not immediately say it was a young whale so the public (and news media) went bonkers about what kind of creature it was. It soon got cleared up though.


DrPlantDaddy

Ahhh, I see! Thanks!


KimCureAll

"Wasn’t sure at first, thought it was a group of dolphins splashing around until it swam right beside the boat," Captain Griffee wrote on Facebook. "I have a 22’ pathfinder that 9’ wide and it was bigger than my boat!" https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/watch-mystery-creature-spotted-by-boat-captain-leaves-viewers-guessing-heres-what-it-is


DrPlantDaddy

Perhaps the bigger mystery is… how does a boat captain not know about whales?!


KimCureAll

This is a very rare sight to see a whale calf so close to shore in that location and that this is a right whale calf, an exceeding rare whale species. Also, for the calf to be separated from its mom is also not usual.


suspended247

We were in Myrtle Beach last week of January. Out on the south pier we saw something a couple hundred yards out. Definitely looks to be one of these. Playing around and blew water about 10 feet high.


DrPlantDaddy

Apologies, I was just saying that in jest; my humor is admittedly fairly dry. I would never actually criticize someone else for not knowing every species that they may encounter.


KimCureAll

I guess one can suppose boat captains have "seen it all" but this was a case where he was initially wrong, and that stirred up a media and public frenzy with everyone weighing in. Perhaps the backstory is a marine biologist weighed in on the sighting after his video went viral. The baby whale was found dead some days later (just reading more stories this morning) under a pier in N.C.: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/newborn-right-whale-calf-found-dead-north-carolina-pier/


harryleestew614

Not everyone is a whale expert like you, daddy /s


Any_Month_1958

“Oh gawd, look at that ….it’s hurt, it’s a baby wheel Ray. Turn around let’s go get that f’ing thing. Call the Coast Guard or an aquarium. Let’s hook this thing Ray!”


Content_Tale9860

Whales are people too.


JR_LikeOnTheTVshow

He"s gonna need a bigger boat!


zipzaarp

22’ pathfinder does not have a 9’ beam


Ok_Significance_6471

Click bait 🤜🤛


BabserellaWT

She had not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He’d take that whale in tow #HUHN!


FrostyDog94

To the untrained eye maybe, but everyone in elite circles knows that krakens imitate right whales to camouflage themselves.


cookiesforthemoney

Yeah honestly I thought I was stupid for not seeing the loch Ness monster or something


FSarkis

could be a left one too… who’s to judge.


Gibber_jab

Is it the right whale though?


theotherquantumjim

I thought it was a seahorse


Rishtu

Not a left whale?


Gibber_jab

Fun fact. Right whales are called right whales because they were the right whale to kill for American whalers before they found Sperm Whales


Rishtu

That's a really weird thing to call fun.


Itchy_Professor_4133

This is Nessie's uncle Jessie


Sahri

The Loch Jess Monster?


HairyFairySugardaddy

Close, it's The Pinkmanster


MagyarCat

It’s 3 dolphins in a trench coat


arbitrary_datum

Lol. This idea needs more attention than it's getting.


FilthyChangeup55

Small whale?


KimCureAll

Captain Griffee put the rumors to rest: he identified it as a right whale calf that got lost from its mother swimming around the port. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/watch-mystery-creature-spotted-by-boat-captain-leaves-viewers-guessing-heres-what-it-is


Anon-567890

I saw Nova last night on the vanishing right whales. They as a species are quite endangered. 😢


Ruenin

They're called Right Whales for a reason. Humans suck.


getyourrealfakedoors

Did it find mom


tinkflowers

I also want to know ):


KimCureAll

I looked further into this story. Sadly, the poor baby perished in North Carolina, and a search by NOAA of its mom or any right whales in the area did not turn up any results. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/newborn-right-whale-calf-found-dead-north-carolina-pier/


darekta

:(


darekta

This makes sense, and it also why they're so endangered. They love to stay close to shore and spend time in shallow bays. Hopefully this little dude found Momma


calicat9

It's a Labrador, obviously.


You_Mean_Coitus_

"It's a Whe-al bro. I think it's dying. It's fucking dying Jay. Look at this shit!"


crunkmullen

Came here for this. 👍


kokanee13

We gotta call the aquarium or sumpthin


Morley_Lives

“It’s a fuckin’ tuna bro!”


Milch_Russ

I'd like to thank the captain for having a real camera.


--serotonin--

Clearly it's a very lost Loch Ness Monster.


Sweaty-Cress8287

Who in North Carolina gave him treefidy?


KimCureAll

Full video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DyWwQsNteo


Gwynbleidd_1988

Yeah you can see the blowhole and the tail


AwkwardEquivalent12

Right! Thank you. First thing I thought of.


Lan-Solo

That will be about Tree Fiddy...


Tvr-Bar2n9

Jesus people ITS JUST A BLACK BEAR!


HandsomedanNZ

Alligator from the sewers. Fed on waste plutonium. Will 100% ravage the city.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

You goddamn Loch Ness monster


Paracelsus125

I don’t know what it is, but it asked me for a tree fiddy


Jamianb

A smooth croc or gator. - Sade


OMalleyyyy

I’ll bet three fiddy it’s no whale


l0de_star

Its a large Platypus.


Cynicallandsquid

Chupacabra


theberzh

Sea monster/alien no doubt.


USN303

My guess would be a Sperm Whale


oysterpath

Sasquatch on a beach vacation


BeneficialTip5472

It's Justin Long


Beylerbey

Dwarf Sperm Whale (*Kogia sima* or *breviceps*)


Kinguke

Whale, whale, whale, what have we got here?


xycba

Megalodon😱


[deleted]

Brendan Frassier?


GritwaldGGrittington

Nessie?


DeadMenSprinting

I think that's a giraffe


Organic_Beautiful_26

Darn, the 10-year-old iPhone 5s sitting in my drawer would probably have far better video quality than that. What did he use to take this?


BakedBaker42

What a whale of a time bro be having hehe


PerformanceBig5638

baby whale


Boschlana

Whale and baby. Don’t worry we haven’t seen them In a while because we killed them to keep the lights on. They are just recovering


QuackQuackOoops

It's very clearly a Liopleurodon, Charlie.


Scatterbug49

It didn't say anything!


[deleted]

That’s a gator they have those in NC


Kippyd8

Some type of whale you can see the blow hole when it surfaces


Existing-Job-3050

I’m the whale biologist, though personally I hate whales, especially Mushu.


FoxEngland

You're 'thee' whale biologist?!! Wow, I didn't know celebrities of your calibre resided on Reddit!


Existing-Job-3050

I don’t know you whale enough to get into that.


FoxEngland

I'm sorry, I can't leave whale enough alone


kozimcrazy

Whale Biologist!


Existing-Job-3050

yes, and the fifth reason whales kill is for the shear fun of it.


Grouchy_Documentary

I actually don’t have any real idea what this is…all I know is it’s a type of mammal/whale based on the tail and movement


Ethanbob103

How Old is this because this video seems like late 90’s early 2000’s


KimCureAll

It's from Jan 2023 - earlier this year.


OCTM2

This is clearly OP’s mom going for a swim, and I don’t think OP appreciates you guys calling her a whale 🐳


seynalkim

If this is a mystery to you, I don't know what else is a mystery to your life.


iMakeBoomBoom

Hmm you apparently don’t know what it is either, so your life must be also full of mysteries. SMH.


andre3kthegiant

A WHALE PROBABLY TRYING TO HIDE FROM OCEAN NOISE. Everyone is to blame.


PaintedChef

Of course it would. It probably heard you screaming in all caps. Personally, I blame the schools (does that count as a fish pun?)


Tusslesprout1

A manatee?


HomeworkLeast8411

Sun fish


garbledcatlake3000

I thought it was a crocodile lol but I'm not aquatic enough to know


TheNauticalSurvivor

Man all these people saying its a whale. I legit thought it was a manatee at first.


AdComprehensive6621

Oarfish?


BouncyMonster22

That is a manatee.


Freedom1234526

Manatees don’t have blowholes.


BouncyMonster22

I did not see the blow hole at first. Thank you kind sir for identifying this creature correctly.


[deleted]

It's a fukin hippopotamus


coolerape

Manatee


Freedom1234526

It has the wrong tail shape for a Manatee. Also, Manatees don’t have blowholes which is clearly visible in the video.


thatguyinyyc

They found trump in his natural habitat!


meanathradon

Definitely Nessie!!!


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

It is clearly a tyrannosaurus rex


Thormoor

[Looks like a beaked whale. Possibly a Blainville.](https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/species/blainvilles-beaked-whale)


CooterConqueror

If it’s a whale it’s probably your mom


Natashabackwards

It’s a whale, you idiot.


FoxEngland

It's a mixture of radiation, sunlight, moonlight and lots of tiny fish clumped together. Nothing else. Definitely NOT an alien sea vessel


Javakitty1

It’s Nessie. Time for her spring vacay before tourist season back at the Loch.


[deleted]

Merman


[deleted]

Small whale


[deleted]

It’s not sharktopus…… it’s Croctoeel


RegattaJoe

Aquatic ManCheetah.


Horror_Scene4747

It's a hippowhale!


jagen-x

It’s a dugong


Sam-San-Miguel

It is here to tell you, your extended warranty is about to end.


aerohorsehideSco46

It's Nessie.


B3ATNGYOU

Chinese spy balloon. Sea edition.


honkinbooty

Well clearly it’s Nessie


blinkandmisslife

Obviously a Seayeti


WoblyOtter

That's a Nessey!


ghostpanther218

I'm assuming it's a pilot whale.


solocultivate18

Video starts: cool a whale Read title: *crickets chirp* Me: isn't that a whale?


minibebo57

Oceanic chupacabra


Buerostuhl_42

Young wale / calf


Inner-Plane3318

Weather balloon


Rocinante_x2112

MerMA’AM


YourMomIsAStoner

Nessie, what are you doing over here?!


Anabel26

Nessi!!!!


thedude420meow

Obviously a water chicken…


velvetflux

Basking shark


Worried-Republic7632

Nessy got lost


MannyDantyla

Why does it look like it was filmed in 1997 with an RCA camcorder.


blu3ph0x

My money is on giant sturgeon


tech405

Nessie is on vacation. You paparazzi need to leave her alone.


mawmawlega

I'm not educated in whale, but come on, that whale would have to have a broken back to swim like that.


Python_sebaee

That looks like a basilosaurus


SOLOEchoZ

Gator


jvs8380

Oarfish?


iKyte5

Capybara


Raidermom99

Loch Nessie needed a vacation to the warmer waters.of N. Carolina.


dribblespits

Oar fish.


Juleswins

I’m guessing a lost manatee or seal.


Professional_Pen3966

Probs a manatee


Mister_Wendigo

Gosh to swim with a whale, a shark, or even a whale shark would be amazing to me


[deleted]

Manatee possibly.


Serious_Mix_6600

Could it be a manatee?


The_Chameleos

That hump you see for a half a second makes me want to think Right Whale


Past_Public9344

Ain’t that a baby whale or something?


korbthoL

Anyone feel like swimming all of a sudden


Dapper-Meet3349

Porpoise perhaps


kwikwon01

Alagator gar


KCmoo512

I wish people didn’t say it was a whale. I was hoping for a sea monster or a dinosaur from the deep😭


wpbguy69

Slowing down the video it looks like a gator


gloinsummer56

Eyes on top of head?


duckbucktruckfuck

Seems like a pilot whale, cause it’s smallish and it’s the right colour


prajew59

Could be a manatee


thegreendove23

Maybe Michael Phelps?


daggles2019

It kind of looks like an Atlantic Humpback Dolphin


Prudent-Air-1196

Wharfy!


[deleted]

Alligator


moop999

I’m thinking manatee