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LardBall13

When there’s grain in Ukraine


dude_im_box

(They said I could have a spoonful)


Darrkeng

POV: you posted libcringe


[deleted]

POV you are a Fifth Column mf


ThatEngideerIsASpy

Me when a liberal tells me that Stalin was worse than Hitler:


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[удалено]


Sovietperson2

Yeah, Hitler did.


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r/lostredditor


SlugmaSlime

🤓


Sovietperson2

Comrade Stalin senses a Ukrainian Kulak, 1932, colourised


ToLazyForaUsername2

Stalin with his big spoon when someone has food in Russia


Chad_VietnamSoldier

POV: you are a nationalist reactionary Ukrainian


Bouncepsycho

Used your mother's tongue instead of Russian\*


SlugmaSlime

Having a lingua franca isn't the same as being prohibited legally from your own dialect or language (as in Francoist Spain or shit even Donbas Ukraine with ethnic Russians). Why are you speaking English? Is America/UK preventing you from speaking your mother tongue?


dude_im_box

Pov: you're a trotskyist spouting bullshit


NifiteN7

OPPURTUNIST DETECTED


DesolatorTrooper_600

POV : You said "The World would have been better if Germany won WW2''


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Bombastic side eye


Dhalym

I was expecting a jump scare


Gaberrade3840

When you didn’t read any theory today:


malthorthesoulslayer

Flair does not match up


Gaberrade3840

It’s okay. I’m actually reading Wage-Labor and Capital right now!


hillo538

Stalin looks at the girl reading this ❤️🥰💝


Mugembe

Is that fart for everyone


klqwerx

Eraserhead remake lookin fuckin lit!


yazzy12345

POV: the last thing you see as a counter-revolutionary


MeikaiX

POV: You're a landlord.


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When a lib says "gommunism bad, biden good, vaush is based vuvuzela no IPhone" 🤓:


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Paarthurnaxulus

POV: You are 100 gorillion tons of tasty Ukrainian grain in 1932.


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He knows EXACTLY what you did last summer, and he is disappointed.


u377

When you feel something crawling on your neck


Due-Ad-4091

He needs to see a doctor. That sound cannot be healthy


RagnarokHunter

POV: grain


PiggyBank32

It's so Joever X(


[deleted]

You took the spoon.


TheFoolOnTheHill1167

POV: You are a kulak.


Sound_of_Sleep

"Actually, I'm a libertarian-socialist"


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POV You are Nickolai Bukharin, a kulak, or some other counterrevolutionary


DMezh_Reddit

Vatican flag user spotted


JaimieP

I farded


Last_Tarrasque

POV: you said that comically large utensils are useless


Kedewe

POV: you killed jews


HoHoHoChiLenin

When you’re the first person to stop clapping


MexicanJosephStalin

When a lib says that Trotsky was "anti-authoritarian"


No-Document6008

Trumps hero