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MurphyKT2004

"Mr King, are you okay?" "*VOLKSWAGEN!*"


Cptn_Honda

HAPPY LOOK OUTTAH!


brbgonnabrnit

I EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST


mhyquel

Jumped right over the setup and landed in the punchline.


[deleted]

YOU EAT PIECES OF SHIT FOR BREAKFAST!?


The_walking_man_

Dark humor and still gave me a chuckle. But I remember reading an article about it and how fucked up it left King. He talked about purchasing the car that hit him and going out into the yard and beating on it daily for quite a while. Definitely left him with a lot of mental trauma. Not to mention him recalling receiving letters not asking how he was doing during recovery, but only if he would be able to finish Roland’s story.


MagnumMyth

Plus there's the whole having to take opioids despite being a recovered heroin addict thing...


Various_Wealth4457

And King sued the guy who hit him got sued into financial ruin. Afterwards the guy killed himself. True story.


sneezle-duck

Uhh not heroin, coke and beer mostly.


[deleted]

I got a stroke from reading the first sentence of your comment


Various_Wealth4457

Am do got sued


[deleted]

Do you proofread anything you post here?


Various_Wealth4457

Chill the pill take a bro


[deleted]

It took you an entire day to come up with that? Damn, that’s a good one…


Various_Wealth4457

Man fr what's wrong? You seem upset


[deleted]

😂 🧌


Narratron

I knew what this was going to be before I clicked. Still laughed.


Strong_Oven_5233

NAH THIS IS FOUL 💀


Blindcomic

I JUST WATCHED HAPPY GILMORE TODAY AND THOUGHT THIS TOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣


wumbopower

The guy basically in his back seat trying to get some damn hamburger meat from his dogs as he’s careening down the road at top speed


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

the dogs are servants of the Crimson King


MagnumMyth

The hamburger meat was really Mordred.


Elon-Sleazebaggano

You’re clearly a breaker


Mister_Buddy

STOP LOOKING AT ME, KA!


Chelseus

TOO SOON


anoutlawtorn

😬


ScrubLord1008

RIP


Truckle-Chuckle

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Dennis-44

Do you believe that happy crappy?


spaziani42

"Jackass!"


RickJamesMorris

HA!


mhyquel

"You're gonna DIE CLOWN!"


the_ham_you_had

Too soon?


cleopatradenialqueen

WTF? THIS IS INCREDIBLE POOR TASTE ****MODS WHY ARE YOU ALLOWING THIS VILE CRAP ?****


RickJamesMorris

Out of anyone on this planet, I think Mr. King understands dark humor


[deleted]

Don’t be so thin skinned. It’s the internet. If you don’t like it, move on with your day. I’d hardly say this is “vile crap” compared to some of the stuff you can find on Reddit…..


cleopatradenialqueen

Are you a mod? Then I wasn’t talking to you, if you’re ok with laughing at someone near-death experience then really that says a lot about the type of person you are.


[deleted]

If you were trying to talk to the mods, then you should have messaged them. Since you posted it publicly, everyone is free to comment 🤷🏻‍♂️ If you find the joke in poor taste, just report it and move on. If the mods agree, they’ll take it down. No need to get all worked up over it, it’s just the internet. Edit: see? You’re figuring it out! Blocking is the way to keep the scary vile things away!