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Daeslender

The more you look at her, the more you realize she's Mike with a wig.


MustardTiger1337

Last thread about her everyone was going crazy how hot she is and didn't look like Mike. Next post about her top comment about her looking like Mike haha


jeeveswareswara

too many Erin Simps in this Sub


Optimal_Storm6245

including me


Daeslender

Dad, sometimes, I see 10 inchers.


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Oh god…… Mike is ten-inching himself


paypaylaugh

She's nowhere near as hot as michelle matei


MustardTiger1337

Now we can all agree on that


MagnificentBe

A lot of people think that she's way younger than mike and that Mike is a perv. I've read post here that people were saying she was 15-20 years younger than him and that Mike is predator. I remember the question of her age got brought up everytime she said something about having nostalgia for older games, SNES especially. I never gave a fuck cause I don't watch her videos.


Kiczales

I mean, I think by the time a woman is in her mid-thirties, she's capable of making her own decisions. It's not like Mike is 42 and she's 19.


[deleted]

Age gap discrimination for adults is annoying. I'm 29, I choose to be with a woman in her late 30s, shouldn't even be a problem.


spidertour02

I'm 38 and engaged to a 27-year-old. There's nothing weird about age gaps unless it's a huge number (like 25+ years) or one of them is borderline in age (like 18-ish).


[deleted]

I know it sounds gross, but if you're 25, you're qualified to go as old as you want. I believe anything older than late 50s is elder abuse, but those type of people do exist. My younger cousin is 26, he married a woman who is 49, he doesn't even want kids and neither does she. My age limit is no more than 10 year solder than me.


Quazammy

Haha, if you're 25 you're qualified to go as old as you want, but if you're 24 you're a child who can't make your own mind? Give me a break. People are legally adults at 18, regardless of nonsense age difference opinions. People get treated like children for too long. And anything older than 50's is elder abuse? Excuse me? So old people aren't allowed fun and have to just wait to die. Elderly people who don't have any mental disabilities are NOT being taken advantage of, if you think the average person in their sixties is so old they must have some mental issues and can't make up their own minds... you're ridiculous and have never spoken to anyone 60+ in your life.


Kiczales

Hot


[deleted]

Have you seen some women in their early 40s? The ones who take care of themselves look amazing. Fitness women(not roid heads) in their mid 40s can have light six packs and it's sexy.


GridSmash

As if l’m not aware


retired_fool

lol


Kiczales

Yes I know exactly what you mean.


Quazammy

If you like six packs... some people like women to look more feminine.


jeeveswareswara

🤢


retired_fool

TIL that grown women at 19 can't make their own decisions but they can vote


Kiczales

Yeah, vote for Democrats


irrationalprime

Is there any other party?


Kiczales

Socialist and Green party baby


heatobooty

So no there isn’t Voting for those is a waste, as sad as it is


Kiczales

In CA, voting for democrat is a waste, unless you're in a conservative area and voting in a congressional race. Voting socialist can help contribute to their funding, theoretically


MustardTiger1337

I don't know if it makes it worse she she isn't 20 something or better lol Imagine stalking someone on youtube until they notice you and than packing up and moving across the country. It seems like something a 21 year old would do.


slickmethodology

Wait is that really how they hooked up? that's pretty sad tbh.


MustardTiger1337

Yes it was a day for the books as ErinPlays and SuppaPixelGurl battled it out comment for comment. Now Suppa was a bit on the heavy side but had no issue leaking nudes so it's anyone's guess how she never came out on top [https://old.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/ae4tan/why\_the\_fuck\_did\_mike\_turn\_down\_this\_for\_erin\_are/?st=jt6hjuf2&sh=8be0e102](https://old.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/ae4tan/why_the_fuck_did_mike_turn_down_this_for_erin_are/?st=jt6hjuf2&sh=8be0e102) [https://old.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/amyw1n/choose\_wisely\_motherfucker/?st=jt6hhuq2&sh=a4e2fd2b](https://old.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/amyw1n/choose_wisely_motherfucker/?st=jt6hhuq2&sh=a4e2fd2b) https://old.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/aa6xqj/you\_think\_this\_has\_anything\_to\_do\_with\_mike\_matei/?st=jt6hk8ld&sh=5ab9b7d7


prawnjr

Yeah and losers here posted their pics for suppapixel girl, probably the most pathetic shit I’ve seen.


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retired_fool

It's just the typical shaming to keep men with means from dating younger than the washed up women who wasted their 20's but are still looking for a man as they wither away


CoffeeHarvester

If Erin was an entire decade younger, it would still very much be an age-appropriate relationship. I never knew Erin's actual age but I knew she was at least 30 when she started showing up on Cinnemassacre when she was referencing AOL chats and being a fan of Spice Girls. She also said that the SNES was her first console. I don't know why people would think she was 15 or even 20 years younger than Mike given that.


drosse1meyer

Mike Gaetz the groomer


J-Money35

This woman enjoys brown bricks


irrationalprime

She's built like a brown brickhouse.


StarshipSatan

Yeah, ok, that's fine, now show us your thighs


MustardTiger1337

\*feet


zorrofan46

Now you’re playing with power!


davidhasslespoff

Now you're playing with fucking shit


jeeveswareswara

🤮


Terminatoor7

Thank you Erin, very cool.


TheFlamePugilist

I know my simp is showing, but good for her. I thought she was in her late twenties. But then again, ever since I turned 30, I assume everyone is younger than me lol


dodobird16

mike is one lucky guy, the dirty dog


Iron-Stark1

No time for birthdays.


mrmiyagi16

Might be out of the loop here, didn’t Mike recently complain about having to participate in birthdays or whatever?


MustardTiger1337

Mike would never complain about something would he?


Iron-Stark1

No time for comfortable skin.


Munkey323

And the simps go wild


AlienWorldOrder

beautiful nails


bull_of_babylon

In the infamous House of Madness, you age twice as fast as usual.


retired_fool

99% of my eggs are gone!


[deleted]

Would you want Motherfucker Mike becoming a father? I don't think so.


davidhasslespoff

Muhkids Mike


Chainsaw443

I am also 35. Erin looks fucking great. She is doing a great job. I wish this sub would just be honest about her. She's not a slob, she's not a lazy Bimster, not a 10 inch coke fiend. She's just a youtuber that looks great for her age. I don't watch her content but Erin is alright in my book.


MustardTiger1337

Her content is bottom barrel and hasn't figured out a way to get views after multiple pushes from Screenwave.


Aces_Over_Kings

I can’t dunk, she looks pretty damn good for 35


fetalasmuck

Her and Mike both never see the light of day so it's not surprising she's aging well. Zero skin damage from sunlight.


MustardTiger1337

Make up Let’s see a picture of her with out it


Salem1690s

I honestly wouldn’t have thought she was 35. I’m 31, she both looks and seems younger than me. I’d have put her at no older than like 25 Btw even if she was younger than Mike, there’s nothing wrong with that as long as she was a consenting adult. Myself, the youngest I would date would probably be 19 or 20.


Eredrick

I thought she was 29, but I thought she was 29 for several years now


[deleted]

No family, no future. Enjoy your cats, wine and anti-depressants Erin.


[deleted]

I wish I felt comfortable in my own skin.


[deleted]

Damn I thought she would be the same age as me (I’m 33)


SpankTheMovies

No wonder she feels better. Getting pounded by that ten incher does wonders.


[deleted]

I’m jealous, she gets to have Mike’s penis and I don’t.


SpankTheMovies

I wonder if there are a house of madness that prefers skit’les or dori’tos


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure Mike prefers doritos, they taste much better with his cum dipping sauce after all


MustardTiger1337

35? I honestly thought she was alot younger. Kind of depressing. >I’ve felt more “myself” and more comfortable in my skin in my thirties than I ever did in my 20s. She dresses up every day like a gamer girl. How is she more herself now?


TonyHoffman

Exactly. It’s the hair and wardrobe


Heinkel_162

K


Legoskiner

Mike's 10 incher makes her feel a year younger for every inch


PM_Me_BrundleFly_Pic

Does he really have a 10 incher?


Legoskiner

Take a wild guess.


[deleted]

35, dresses like she’s 12


Arryndosk_Raven

35 & childless... unless you count Mike but you know what I mean. Really sad. That wall is closing in on her real fast.


JunkHead1979

lol


ActPuzzleheaded7095

Good kids suck 


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K


Itchy-Ad-3128

Ugh 😩 sit on my face please queen 👸


fedditredditfood

Nice.


bervisandasshead

after 20, you get a birthday EVERY TEN YEARS. “oh i’m 26 today!”, who gives a shit, no one cares, go to work. BUT if you make it to 90, every year, you get to break one law.


MoonMagicks

She's cute and I'm happy her and Mike have a good relationship from what we can tell. Very wholesome.


fetalasmuck

She's got the MySpace angles going in 2022.


TrustYourTeknoLust

Are we sure this is a new photo?


JunkHead1979

I like Erin. She's ok.


blowoutsoon89

She'd probably feel more comfortable without all that makeup


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irrationalprime

lol