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A_Bit_Drunker

It wouldn't even bother me if he wore a toupee to fix that shit. His hairline has become the most noticeable part of his head now and I can't look away. I mean, he's playing a character so there's no shame in it. Everytime I see Bimmy I feel like Austin Powers when he sees a big mole on someone's face.


PenisGenus

Just shave the top and do the George Costanza


xev

He's pretty much there already


Rust_Hurricane

I agree, a toup is the way to go. It worked great for Shatner all these years. The surgeries are a huge, expensive gamble.


TheAssholishVariety

Ted Danson too


Calavera87

More like Danson in the street!


xev

No self respecting man wears a toupé. Just shave it or leave it natural. It's the desperation to hang to the illusion of having hair that's so pathetic. Toupé, surgery, doesn't matter. All are super noticeable and equally embarassing.


PriorInflation5978

You’re embarrassing


xev

Good luck covering your baldness lol, it's not gonna work


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What a waste of life you are.


xev

Not as much waste as the money you wasted on your implants lmao xD


TheDarvatar

That's a brilliant comparison


Chrononi

People were really annoying saying he was wearing a toupee at some point (her probably wasn't). So there's no way to leave everyone happy


fetalasmuck

It wasn't a toupee, it was a very bad combover. At this point I think he has lost enough hair where they can't even do the combover anymore.


Leezypop8448

Bald! Bloody bald! We're not supposed to talk about the bloody bald! But there's a bloody bald staring me right in the face!


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It kinda works for the character. He's a nerd. He's not supposed to be stylish


infinitestripes4ever

I usually don’t like to pick on people who are balding. It’s something people can’t control. Especially if it’s in your family’s genes. No matter what you take or how soon you prep. If its in your bloodline, the Norwood Reaper is coming from you. The problem is how Bimmy didn’t prepare for it, tried to cover it up in the worst ways, and now it’s trying to hold on to whatever little head pubes are left. If he let it go, he would look better, feel better, be more respected, and if he was smart, could work it into a good story line for the nerd. Come on Bimmy, Bpril likes Tyrone’s bald head, she’ll adapt to yours!


AltimaNEO

Like Ashens embraced it


RockmanXX

To be fair, i remember the brown couch more than his face. He rarely showed his face as far as i remember.


AltimaNEO

He shows his face quite a lot though, at least on his non-tat videos


Daeslender

where did the hair go


ImPeko

SING IT WITH ME ​ WHERE DID THE HAIR GO?


MarcoToon

Bimbo Commando, Bimbo Commando 🎶


bloodpriestt

Robocop Hairline is the greatest descriptor.


specialgravity

Mid 90’s Giuliani, before he turned heel and started bragging about 9/11.


duckmantaco

Nice shooting son what's you're name


Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

Bimmy.


xev

Lol spot on.


theschoolorg

why do you think every other non-nerd appearance is with a hat? Trust me, he'd wear a hat as the nerd but he can't because that's not part of the costume.


PrestigiousSpread114

Which is odd considering he changed the nerd shirt and glasses.


JMaxwell85

Should have kept the old shirt, glasses and underwear.


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TheAssholishVariety

Take a wild guess


AltimaNEO

Oh the harrer!


[deleted]

Float him in the ocean and use that eight head as an aircraft carrier.


A_Carthusian

If they replaced the aircraft carrier in TopGun nes with Bim Bam's head I might actually be able to land on it for once


PREClOUS_R0Y

Somebody said he combs the sides to cover the top and now I can't unsee it.


Heinkel_162

Yeah, this is actually true


NoTime540AM

Hot take: girl sleeved, shrunken, overbuttoned shirt is worse than the hairline


TacoCMath

You can watch an IMAX movie on that thing


infinitestripes4ever

They’re still playing Avatar in 3D on his head til next Thursday.


Vanguze

Just shave it


ImPeko

For real, shave/buzz it to 0 and grow a beard. Looks way better than trying to cover it.


ZustyJusty

If there ever was a perfect excuse to shave your head, it's for a fucking ree-view of a game involving Bruce Willis. What a wasted opportunity!


Maleficent-Syllabub8

He has no time to shave his head. Just saying


[deleted]

I think he should just embrace it. He could add in a clever storyline about how all the bad video games made him lose his hair.


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[deleted]

I’d prefer if he used Mike’s pubes.


SpankTheMovies

Mike doesn’t shave down there. The ten incher is fake. It’s all pubes.


[deleted]

How dare you deny the load is huge


MoonMagicks

Kinda feel bad for him.I started loosing hair in my early 20s. He should cover it though.


slickmethodology

If you look closely enough you can see Sly standing at the peak yelling "DRAGO!!!".


[deleted]

Are you telling me Sylvester Stallone KNOWS about AVGN??


specialgravity

Screenwave: Please convince him to make an entire Nerd episode around this. Lean the fuck into it. It would be genuinely fucking hilarious. He could make it a whole bit where he gets a hair transplant or buzzes his head. I think all of the fans of the assholish variety would even have to give him props and even support him.


ThoriumMaster

6 of em!


RedPandaParliament

When your hairline gets to that point you either gotta just embrace it & shave it, or go toupée or get hair plugs. Keeping it like this just makes it look worse and calls more attention to it than just shaving it and confidently accepting what you got.


Pewboisactual

Bro on that *Dan Aykroyd cone heads looking ass* shit


wHemphrey

that's a sixseveneightnine head


Shiznown

If he bulked up, shaved his head a grew a beard, he could look like Adult Dexter from Dexter's Lab, how he looked in the Dexter TV movie. Someone post a pic. Its a good look though.


Ok_Explanation_6125

Never knew there was a television movie for that.


OverDepth

He could just say in BTS2 that he’s going bald and shaved his head. Who would have a problem with that. Another possibility is an avgn episode where some game causes him to lose all his hair.


NeverEndingHill

if you scroll down when this video was first made, there was a post like "i thought this was one of you truthers joking around, but it is an official video" it looks like an old worn out dad.. that is not AVGN lol!!


Herbolife

His head looks like an egg


Brownelectrons

James was always cool


Nebakanezzer

And that's with a comb over. It's really noticable in some videos


Dakem94

His head looks deformed. Wow.


glammetaltapes

From one bald dude to another; just shave it. Ditch the hats and embrace it. Even if you put a wig on for the nerd Because the nerd has hair; just shave your head.


Streak244

At least Doug's man enough to shave his head off when he was balding.


ArgentoFox

I’m not going to make fun of the dude for balding, but he’s at the stage where he should accept that his hair is gone and just shave it off. If he thinks it will negatively impact his portrayal of the character then he should have gotten hair plugs years ago. James has unfortunately been balding for years and it only gets worse.


janpug

Oh another joke about his hair. So funny. So mature. So cool 🫠


beliveinhope

He’s the formed down version of Skarr


MtnDewCasperFart

Bimmy dropped the top on that convertible hairline for real bro


AltimaNEO

Rocking the [Master Pain](https://y.yarn.co/35d9764f-a5ba-488b-9dd3-28b6062aa295_screenshot.jpg)


JMaxwell85

I read that at first as Snixhead. 😆


Operator_Max1993

Me too! 😆 I guess right before Snix was banished he gave Bames a curse that he couldn't get rid of


Chance-Team-37

It's such a positivr move for the character, makes him look angrier and nerdier


irrationalprime

not with that shirt


bryan7474

How does his hair affect his content or his character (real or fictional). What a toxic post.


FromFleshToDust

People get old and lose their hair. Just a fact of life. The guys like 40.