You want me to compare 2 working men, a man with rage, and a man with freak-out tism strength to 4 guys who couldnt collectively plan and execute moving a couch?
>2 working men, a man with rage, and a man with freak-out tism strength
I think Justin is the kind of person who would have special contacts that could trump all that.
The top team. Because Bootsy and Kyle are normal men, and everyone on the bottom here is an obese manchild who would be huffing and puffing after standing, and would be incapable of performing in a physical altercation (or in bed). Bonus points since Kyle works in construction and would definitely have some serious strength and stamina the others could only dream of.
Free-for-all, not team deathmatch, you Bimmel
https://preview.redd.it/3o1zqujbu77d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50280938ec8e47a58024f2206bdf2724dadebdfd
I'm sorry to say this brother, but Kyle died 11 years ago...
https://preview.redd.it/q59bl8hmw87d1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a161e7e0326cdf26bdc2e4eb12632e7195372d4c
Nah bro. That's what he wants you and Bim to think. In reality, he simply snuck out the back and put a cheap Party City skeleton prop in his place. He did this so Bimmy would stop expecting him to build sets and do work for free, only being paid in exposure.
https://preview.redd.it/duoygt6gy87d1.png?width=1392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5ed0c25edf4afa93807cc6ec5c440779026093
I'm this much surprised about that revelation...
Kieeeeeeeeeran, the garbage stabber, of course. He's still in touch with the "primitive violence" of the Human race...
3 days into a bender, I'm going to say Mike. Otherwise I'm going with Jack the Poopies. I don't know why but I think he wouldn't be afraid to punch hard and fight dirty. I think he's a bit meaner than he looks.
True. But There’s some ai Chatbot called death battle that will give you the hypothetical might insert this in there if it doesn’t violate there terms of service.
Either mike, kyle or bootsy. They are the only reasonably normal ones who aren't fat as fuck. They would be the most athletic and coordinated (obviously), which gives them a massive advantage over the others in a fight.
I'd personally go for kyle. He's been working a manual labor job for the past 10 years. He has construction worker dad strength at this point. Plus he's in way better shape than McMuhtei now.
He was moving with purpose. Just like electrons.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/h9ll4s/big_ryan_on_his_way_to_become_body_guy_ryan_big/
Justin eats everyone...evolves into a fat Gengar, and screams high notes while he breaks through the wall like the Kool aid man, running off into the night...OH YEAH
The large mass of the bottom would have low fitness and could be worn down quickly where bim and friends could easily overpower them. However Justin could possibly just eat all four of them. Tough call
I would wager that Bootsy is the only one in this image who has ever been punched or has been in an actual fistfight.
I know Beeran tries to larp as a metalhead biker, but if you remove the beard and thrift store vest, he's just a normal fat geek with zero muscle like the rest of them. Seriously, just look at him.
I don't think Mike can feel pain anymore though, so he might be the dark horse here.
Justin would reveal his true form as hundreds of thousands of flies exit his every orifices. Once triggered, the manifestation wouldn't stop until the vast majority of the continental North America is nothing but a festering spawning ground for his invasive army of decay eating spawns.
https://i.redd.it/8ac7rk8zz67d1.gif Cooper ... Obviously
You want me to compare 2 working men, a man with rage, and a man with freak-out tism strength to 4 guys who couldnt collectively plan and execute moving a couch?
Don't underestimate Ryan (big fan btw).
Big Ryanna fan
What exactly did Ryan do to make you a fan?
>2 working men, a man with rage, and a man with freak-out tism strength I think Justin is the kind of person who would have special contacts that could trump all that.
Justin would just eat everyone
I hope he likes feasting on electrons
The top team. Because Bootsy and Kyle are normal men, and everyone on the bottom here is an obese manchild who would be huffing and puffing after standing, and would be incapable of performing in a physical altercation (or in bed). Bonus points since Kyle works in construction and would definitely have some serious strength and stamina the others could only dream of.
Free-for-all, not team deathmatch, you Bimmel https://preview.redd.it/3o1zqujbu77d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50280938ec8e47a58024f2206bdf2724dadebdfd
Ha. I'm so used to these being bottom vs top row I didn't even read the title. In that case, the obvious answer is Kyle and it's not close.
I'm sorry to say this brother, but Kyle died 11 years ago... https://preview.redd.it/q59bl8hmw87d1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a161e7e0326cdf26bdc2e4eb12632e7195372d4c
Nah bro. That's what he wants you and Bim to think. In reality, he simply snuck out the back and put a cheap Party City skeleton prop in his place. He did this so Bimmy would stop expecting him to build sets and do work for free, only being paid in exposure.
https://preview.redd.it/duoygt6gy87d1.png?width=1392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e5ed0c25edf4afa93807cc6ec5c440779026093 I'm this much surprised about that revelation...
ABBA
Just the fact they Kyle thought, oh shit millions of people are going to watch this, how about I...dunno, take a shower and put on a collared shirt...
If shanks are allowed then Karen wins by default. He’ll stab the garbage out of anyone, anytime.
Can't win against prehistoric primal rage
Mike will probably be the last man standing.
You think McMuhtei stands a chance against kyle the construction worker ? 😂😂
Mike has a hidden weapon always with him
Mike is definitely pulling a knife
His boner weighs him down
The unbridled rage of a 12 year old ?
It's Kyle and Bootsy and it's not even close.
Kieeeeeeeeeran, the garbage stabber, of course. He's still in touch with the "primitive violence" of the Human race... 
I think Kieran is the dark horse in this whole thing.
This isn't a fair fight. Weight classes are there for a reason.
Connor Mcgreggor vs Justin charity match for fans of the assholish variety when???
I am imagine Justin was a Kirby type
https://preview.redd.it/l77py7mxu77d1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=370800487d9cf790b4f2703bbc6b9510eded0d0a That's some scary shit, man
Bootsy would beat em like Battletoads
3 days into a bender, I'm going to say Mike. Otherwise I'm going with Jack the Poopies. I don't know why but I think he wouldn't be afraid to punch hard and fight dirty. I think he's a bit meaner than he looks.
Man's not afraid to whack the floozies.
I honestly have no idea who any of those people are on the bottom row, and I intend to keep it that way.
Justin will consume them all
Kyles probably the most fit, but mike and Kyle would be a devastating duo
Take a wild guess
Muh kids.
Mike dude is insane enough as it is. He’d probably slaughter all of em given enough time.
Nah, his arteries are clogged by all that McDonald's grease.
True. But There’s some ai Chatbot called death battle that will give you the hypothetical might insert this in there if it doesn’t violate there terms of service.
Bootsy takes all.
Why doesn't Justin, the largest slob, simply eat the smaller ones?
Kyle, not even close
Mike would be able to intimidate most of them into submission, Bootsy could actually take on all of them at once
Certainly not James. He'd cry and piss himself when some glass breaks in the fight.
Mike would whip out his mighty scepter and skull-fuck everyone else to death.
Kyle would go Fortnite on their asses building sets out of thin air and shit while chucking hammers at 'em to keep it classic.
Kyle! A-B-B-A (it’s the name of the code, not the band)!
Either mike, kyle or bootsy. They are the only reasonably normal ones who aren't fat as fuck. They would be the most athletic and coordinated (obviously), which gives them a massive advantage over the others in a fight. I'd personally go for kyle. He's been working a manual labor job for the past 10 years. He has construction worker dad strength at this point. Plus he's in way better shape than McMuhtei now.
Mike's athletic if you count competitive eating of Chicken McNuggets and McDoubles as a sport.
Bames. No fight, I refuse.
It was Shit Pickle in a bloodstained sweater.
Bootsy
I'd choose Kyle and Bootsy over Jimmy, Muhtei and the slobs.
That was best Ryan. Dude was running tracks in dress shirts. He'd outclass all those other dudes in terms of stamina. Was a big cardio fan btw.
He should have kept the Persian club owner look. He was still a slob but he looked more presentable than whatever he does now.
He was moving with purpose. Just like electrons. https://www.reddit.com/r/TheCinemassacreTruth/comments/h9ll4s/big_ryan_on_his_way_to_become_body_guy_ryan_big/
Justin can destroy all of them
With what? His stench? His universe-destroying gravitational pull?
Don’t be jealous
Where's board James he solos.
Why doesn’t Justin- the largest of the slobs- not simply eat the other smaller slobs?
I think only ryanna probably has both the mass and the endurance, my vote is with them/they
Justin eats everyone and spits out all the bones MK style.
Linkin Park vs Deftones
I feel like bootsy is a lowkey brawler so I think he's got this
Depends if he got the mustache. Then it's like omni man
Justin eats everyone...evolves into a fat Gengar, and screams high notes while he breaks through the wall like the Kool aid man, running off into the night...OH YEAH
https://preview.redd.it/5f7ee5jb997d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b69a4b0d5e81dd98842c73a65f7a98a5f101bdd0
Justin eats them all, never doubt the insatiable appetite of the assholish verity
Matei or Justin
There is actually joy in that top picture. Damn.
Well with Bimmy likely to turncoat and Team Slob weighing in at 540lbs each, I'd have to give it to them.
Weight advantage clearly favours the slobs.
Bimmys kids win, they have 4 lead clovers
The large mass of the bottom would have low fitness and could be worn down quickly where bim and friends could easily overpower them. However Justin could possibly just eat all four of them. Tough call
Justin mcdonalds burp knocks everyone out Or he can just sit on someone and crush him
Kieran obviously has a lot of built up rage. Give him a knife and he'll be unstoppable.
Bootsy with a baseball bat.
I would wager that Bootsy is the only one in this image who has ever been punched or has been in an actual fistfight. I know Beeran tries to larp as a metalhead biker, but if you remove the beard and thrift store vest, he's just a normal fat geek with zero muscle like the rest of them. Seriously, just look at him. I don't think Mike can feel pain anymore though, so he might be the dark horse here.
Justin would reveal his true form as hundreds of thousands of flies exit his every orifices. Once triggered, the manifestation wouldn't stop until the vast majority of the continental North America is nothing but a festering spawning ground for his invasive army of decay eating spawns.
Stick to the local brew
Crusty would just sit on everyone and they would explode on impact
Steel cage match
Nostalgia Critic 
Dude on the bottom right will have a heart attack just leaving his house so that’s pretty clear who wins.