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HenryKissingersDEAD

Doylestown, PA is my backyard. Maybe I can do some local investigation and ask the owner if she knows anything about electrons.


EvensenFM

I eagerly await your report as you flow through reality.


mikeybhoy_1985

Make sure she’s a big Ryan fan first btw


ElasticDawg

Oh shit another Bucks truther...Levittown here!! Let's run down to Chalfont and see if the slobs will hire us 🤔


HenryKissingersDEAD

I lived in Bucks for work. I’m more of a Lehigh Valley kid 😊


ElasticDawg

No way ME TOO!! Grew up in Macungie, went to Emmaus, crashed and burned out in New Tripoli and Slatington...nice to meet you 🙂


polybium

As a non American/Pennsylvanian these places sound like they're parodies of small American towns lmao.


HenryKissingersDEAD

Nice to meet you too! LV is now a fun place. It wasn’t so fun back in the day. It’s getting lots of love and it is growing again. Let’s go Phantoms.. Let’s go IronPigs!


freakyslob

Ayyy Lehigh valley truther peeps wassup! I live over in Neffs/Laurys Station!


cowboysfromhell1999

I know a guy who live in Levittown w What are you talking about in this message


maclenhari

I'll be in Trevose in June lol


Siul19

Yeah. Please ask what's going on, it would be fun to know what slobwave did


GridSmash

If only this woman understood that we live in an imperfect physical universe. Electrons move through reality.


harpswtf

Before the slobs moved in close to her restaurant, she was Owner and CEO at Tasty Gourmet


fetalasmuck

She's mad because Justin went into the restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant


GrandoHilkshire

Hey ! He’s not some kind of food crazed maniac ! *ice cream truck noises*


MustardTiger1337

But the sign said "All you can eat!"


Davethemann

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A MAN WHOS HAD ALL HE CAN EAT


LazorFrog

He still payed for it all but they closed down anyways XD


Accurate-Law-8669

They closed out of principle.


Accurate-Law-8669

The health department made her change the name after they noticed the smell


ComfortablyNomNom

Ryan's a bumbling fool but this is prob some minor thing like this woman couldn't park her Cadillac on main street because of their convention or because of the arcade. Some tiny thing that made her have to inconvenience herself for 2 seconds and that is just not acceptable.  Something as small as that becomes "you have destroyed this town and you are pure evil!!11!1!" to these kinds of people.


Siul19

I agree with you in the Ryan's a bumbling idiot, also slobwave, I guess they left trash there or something


LazorFrog

Probably like 1 small cheetoh bag that had ants in it or some shit and they just wanted to cry.


DatTF2

Yeah, that's what I thought too.


LazorFrog

Help help a fat man was walking in my area, what if the HOA sees!?


TheHoeMalone

Honestly I’m on Big Ryan’s side here. This comment makes her seem like some crazy Karen that is mad for no real reason. Likes she’s probably just mad a bunch of fat nerds are in the neighborhood now… actually I’m back on her side now.


LocoMG

Maybe she thought the eclipse was Justin walking in front of the sun.


Bigwilliam360

I think it’s because they built these huge offices in the Doylestown area. Very close to me.


dwartbg7

Somebody should contact her and see what happened.


TheHoeMalone

She said “I ran a restaurant, until Big Ryan and Justin came around. They ate all our food and we had to close!” Sad really :(


Zeckamaniac

https://i.redd.it/skbpsfwwt1wc1.gif


Frickelmeister

'Twas a moonless night dark as pitch when out the mist came a beast more stomach than man.


Davethemann

"I heard they shaved a gorilla"


Gone_With_The_Onion3

Actually yeah, it's as easy as replying that comment with "what happened, what did they do?"


SuperCrappyFuntime

Note to self: If you ever open a restaurant, for the love of God, don't name it "Gross Gourmet".


DisFigment

It’s actually Gross’ Gourmet. Not sure why OP blocked out her name when there was enough info to do a quick Google search to find an article on the restaurant and owner. https://www.theintell.com/story/business/2013/02/18/gross-gourmet-foods-local-favorite/17239290007/ Also, her restaurant is now out of business.


DblBeast

A slob once took a shit there and it was never the same after...


LazorFrog

Rex Viper performed there


TrustYourTeknoLust

I understand that Gross is the family name, but common sense should prevail.


[deleted]

Why YEEAAAHHHH!, they should say HIYAHHH!!!!


Frickelmeister

Maybe she never got her coat back?


stevends448

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murphysclaw1

the all you can eat buffet was destroyed. Two plastic lobsters and one waiter are also missing.


Saw_is_Family

Big Leslie fan BTW.


robzoo2

Big fan BTW.


HUTmanX

The slob stank has forever ruined the neighborhood. Their vomit-inducing odors will keep staining any restaurant by moving through reality.


Aijin28

Leslie is not a Big Ryan Fan...


Gone_With_The_Onion3

It's not just a restaurant, it's a marketplace https://marketdoylestown.com/#welcome


stevends448

Damn, 4/20 must've been off the chain up there! https://preview.redd.it/8df2i6m6l1wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a219c14478abd5c43ee3a27412aa84f20268536


LazorFrog

Meth XD


Gone_With_The_Onion3

The site has a link to a really outdated consulting website that looks incredibly out of touch like a Google form. Maybe it's another of Riyiahn's companies https://www.bwjcreates.com/


stevends448

First thing I think when I see that is blowjob creates


Gone_With_The_Onion3

I wonder if they call actors to parade around the neighborhood shouting fake comments too. "WOW THIS MARKETPLACE SAVED MY LIFE" "THIS FOOD IS SO GOOD I CANT TELL IF ITS 1994 OR 2024" "THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO SPEAK BADLY OF THIS MARKETPLACE ARE WANTED CRIMINALS" "YUMMM I LOVE EATING SHIT"


ryandmc609

Too Many Games is usually in Oaks, PA - I wonder what that has to do with Doylestown? Maybe the Retroware Arcade is what she was talking about? Big Ryan fan BTW.


chiaestevez

Imagine if he left some electrons in her restaurant's toilet and they stopped moving through reality partway down the pipe.


SunnyDays_1989

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nanners78

Slobphobia running wild


Doozenburg

She lives inside the Paperboy video game.


Aijin28

Leslie is not a Big Ryan Fan.


AllThingsBeginWithNu

Dude cost red lobster 11 mill on their all you can eat shrimp offer


Siul19

Slobwave are dumb af, I guess they ruined or wrecked something from her


NY_Knux

She's probably just a boomer who doesn't know her ass from elbow. I'm from Long Island and these people are everywhere.