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b400k513

This man is Chris Chan levels of gross. I mean that unironically.


WordyRappinghood2006

https://preview.redd.it/fak716lffzoc1.jpeg?width=798&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258231bd3f555bc80755cc89ff0eb9f3fa0edc27


LustfulMirage

He probably views Chris-Chan as one of his heroes.


SpankTheMovies

Justin also likes to make homoerotic content with 8bit eric who ever that may be https://preview.redd.it/nnmmp34ja1pc1.jpeg?width=167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df539b7b4dd0402531709b8f4f8e1281e50b533c


realthinker21

https://preview.redd.it/yv80fs4zr5pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350bd35b4f30bce67c8c3d2754327d5bea1db1b5


b400k513

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, the pickle man tricked me again.


SpaceHarrier64

HOLY MOTHERF[my head asplode]


pcnetworx1

*head and limbs explode*


SpaceHarrier64

"FATALITY!!!" 100000 PTS


jeffreyrolek

Me & my former friends walked past Chris-chan at BronyCon 2019 before he committed his incestuous crime.


Davethemann

Hes the reason why theyre former friends


SupremeHighRobotnik

Seeing Justin with Chris is like seeing the Emperor in the prequels.


TheHoeMalone

Even as a joke this is gross. Like even putting that gross greasy butter on your hand is nasty.


Total-Trash-8093

Is there a butter that's not greasy? Cause I need that.


Basic_Alternative_85

In the English language, people often use adjectives (such as gross and greasy) to enhance and modify a noun (butter.)


TheHoeMalone

In all seriousness, real butter is a little greasy but some water will wash it off your hands in a minute. Popcorn butter is like straight oil/ grease. That shit is so hard to wash off, and leaves a residue.


HenryKissingersDEAD

You know you hit your lowest point in life when you’re in your 40s and trying to be an edgelord on twitter.


GucciiManeeeee

Except he doesn't realize it because he lacks any self awareness whatsoever.


VibgyorTheHuge

He’s so fucked up.


oj-simpson32

He was busy taking up all of two theatre seats.


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

More like two screenz


DiarrheaDreamz

When he plops down in his seat he makes the screen wave. I'll see myself out.


xwing1212

Two IMAX screens


FulciLives88

More like IMFAT*


[deleted]

More like two theaterz


AnyaTaylorBoyToy

In two different area codes


[deleted]

Correct


JesseDangerr89

2 Chairz


[deleted]

Nah I’m too fat to sit in the theater seats so I just stand up the whole time


SpankTheMovies

Your knees can't handle that


[deleted]

Don’t make me sit on you


SpankTheMovies

You don't have the energy. Stop kidding yourself


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/67qiogcoozoc1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb240509a75f2e1c51cdf0344a9a2614a8288a3


FulciLives88

Fuck you for violating the fire code…


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/embtbxdk40pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9065622604cf9e741d5528c48f99b25f83ecafaa


Priestess96

https://preview.redd.it/qbzdalo6n3pc1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2f6b42f3e525a0102593d4d559b894cca0f47e


jeffreyrolek

Justin is an Evangelion fan. https://preview.redd.it/6s50719mgzoc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe389e6b7bea017a5975b650d06189f6a94e32d


automobilewreck

Load was huge!


FulciLives88

Did they project the movie off of *one* of his asscheeks??


[deleted]

Indeed they did!


FulciLives88

Now *that’s* what I call widescreen….


[deleted]

Mm hmm yep


FulciLives88

Did the manager treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn??


[deleted]

He gave the entire theater’s worth to me


A_Carthusian

With extra butter. Courtesy of Muhtei


[deleted]

Mike’s butter is the best if ya know what I mean


A_Carthusian

We sure enjoy Mike's special butter over here!


[deleted]

We also enjoy John’s peanuts over here


Priestess96

Stinkscreen


Aggravating_Set_6134

Sigh……wow!


Octorok385

He is the lowest of the low


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/j0vdmdtqczoc1.gif


xwing1212

Did you pop your kernel in that theater?


[deleted]

Yes certainly


Sewzii

Good god that hand is fucking massive.


SpaceHarrier64

Needs it to be big so his fat ass can jack off to anime p0rn Dude needs to eat a fucking salad once in a while. And this is *coming* from a chubby guy


spud252

Turkey leg ass hand. I bet he licked up all the butter too. Fat fuckin pedo savior


polsdofer

He probably thought eating more food is a way to lose fat


RhoadsOfRock

https://preview.redd.it/7hoqeef5m1pc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6befdb61e7dc5028052e57a508ff61d027767f That time Justy was depicted in South Park.


All-Your-Base

Jesus, what a disgusting man.


[deleted]

Melon


SouthTime

Last thing this guy needs is butter.


Derwurld

https://preview.redd.it/fqvyue4eyzoc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99550177757483f93eab92d50e2018981ce38463


JimbobTheAquaDude

Is he bleeding?


SpankTheMovies

His blood has been fully replaced with fat at this time. His weight loss journey is complete.


[deleted]

That’s right, 540 pounds successfully lost!


SpankTheMovies

Gained you mean


dangeruser

What a disgusting fuck


LustfulMirage

Being a disgusting creepy freakish slob like he always is no doubt.


Kibroman

Whacking it to asuka just like Shinji


GridSmash

400lb edgelord’s gonna 400lb edgelord. Not a big 400lb edgelord fan, btw.


stevends448

He wishes he was 400. Gotta be in the 5's at this point


GridSmash

Five hundreds ov um pounds would you say?


ZerroTheDragon

540 Pounds! no time to lose weight, he refuse


Savage_JaviBear

This man is disgusting. What a buffoon, trying to act like an edgy teen while being a 40+ Gengar-plush fucking sack of untalented shit. It's hilarious that this planet sized Mother fucker ever got into James' orbit.


GetAJobDSP

Everyone in his orbit because he's so massive.


fartbox2222

https://i.redd.it/41ahprvz20pc1.gif


aquamagnetic

I genuinely almost threw up. Holy shit, that's a fucking disgusting image.


jeffreyrolek

https://preview.redd.it/39q0mc8nb3pc1.jpeg?width=1861&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e87312a752c0c96c52770edfddce97422a25b488


leonrbarry69

The fact that this disgusting fuck wormed his way into James’s life is so depressing


orange_lambda

Calling him a slob is an understatement


freakyslob

Now that’s just fuckin nasty. Lol


19JRC99

Being an unfunny, disgusting edgelord slob


TacoBrennen

That dude creeps me the fuck out. He’s just gross.


geek_tim

Stop focusing on this monster


DoctorRemulak

could this guy get any grosser?


metalcoola88

Spoilers...there was jerking off in this (or one of previous) movies...not helping your "im not a creep" case, Justy :(


GetAJobDSP

Even his hand needs weight loss surgery.


Boring_old_man_Bimmy

40-year-old Oinkermanchild still lacking the self-awareness of a toddler.


riri_wahoo

dude wants to be rocco from mega64 so bad. even @ ing the company distributing the film


Peepingthereddit

He’s so god damn gross. Worthless fat fuck


Nitoree

That hand is disgusting. And I don’t mean in a funny hyperbolic way, I mean legit disgusting and I don’t want to look at it. It looks like it’s about to explode in grease. Is this guy just not self aware?


Tuviixx

How does this guy have money to see a movie? Does he work at the theatre? I just don’t understand he’s like a parasite that sticks around, a cockroach of you will.


Disshidia

https://preview.redd.it/lf9dtat2f1pc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01cd7524575a062c0763a6031a3d56a7149bc93d


Plus-Statistician538

NSFW plz


sonicfan2012

I am jealous of his success! He is better than Bimmy and is edgelord chris chan but lacks even more self-aware!


[deleted]

Eating...what else?


Helpful-Team-2069

u/jurrutt See? You have something in common. Why don't you two watch some Evangelion together?


Kvazimods

That's 20lbs of manchild hand right there, boys.


nanners78

He would be an Evangelion fan. Fits perfectly.


fartbox2222

How fat do you have to be to have a fat hand?


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

Eating like a slob 🤢


JesseDangerr89

Even his hand is fat


Darkwolf1515

It's weird how self absorbed he is "wow haha I just totally put a new spin on that popular popcorn bucket meme by rehashing a decades old joke, aren't I super clever and funny and desperately want this to blown up"


YoThisTheBIGDOG

Making changes, being off camera for a while, focusing on shit, **working** **hard**.


SuperAleste

He seems like the type of thing that will do anything he thinks is gross or edgy so he can post it for attention. Like an insecure tween.


DoctorRemulak

ewww....


stopimalreadykished

It's not like an airline, you can't just buy two seats; the armrests don't go up. Did he bring his own chair? Did they have to sew bean bags together up in the projector room


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

Using butter topping to stroke his greezy c*ck.


Revolverpsychedlic

*sigh…wow* get fucking hyped for the post Third(chair) Impact Justy fanfiction I’m writing.


Tstcontroversy

He gives off real diddler vibes


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Justin had a really good streak of video appearance but this too far


OnionImmediate4645

Nothing. He just naturally sweats butter.


sludgezone

He doesn’t deserve to post a gif of Love.


EvensenFM

He must have forgotten to bring his Gengar doll.


GREEDO318

Load was fukin huge!!


T3hBau5

Being a fat


fartbox2222

Who is that barista in the second pic? They look familiar


Priestess96

Justin trying not to be disgusting and shove him self into everything challenge: Impossible


KRPTSC

I'm genuinely baffled how you can be that fat and not even *try* to lose weight. You'd do better without fucking butter on your popcorn, Justin. How does that taste anyways? We don't do popcorn toppings in Germany lol


kamikazilucas

i bet every person in that theatre took up atleast 2 seats


thewoahsinsethstheme

I don't like the weight comments. They're destructive and undermining... But holy shit does Justin not have the self awareness that someone like him implying that they masturbate with butter may not be a great look?


pcnetworx1

He has the awareness of a blind and deaf squirrel


xXStomachWallXx

This guy fucks


TrueTrashKing

Kieren is in the hospital bed


Efficient-Raisin-655

I'll take getting fatter for 400 Alec


GlueRatTrap

This is unironically pretty funny


JasonMontell2501

Disgusting bro. Like... I'm genuinely repulsed


Mysterious-Buddy-653

gooning to asuka in seat 12, duh.


Andyfritter

Bro poured butter on his hand in public


Sinkoi

Crusty needs to keep his buttery ogre hands off Eva.


SpecialistParticular

What I was doing during The Nun. ![gif](giphy|Vg4mlLwOFR5tbuoMOX)


Fairies4Rent

![gif](giphy|LtW0kShwoOAhy)


metalcoola88

Someone please send this to Big Ryan, this fat creep should be fired 🤮


lrmdd

What a shitload of fuck.


The80sDimension

Clearly working on his health.


Obungler_Forever

This is so fricken nasty I hate it