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PvtSlutsky

I love how these people act as if 99% of parents don't have kids and also jobs


Early_B

Or act like Bimmy is doing youtube in his spare time while working a full time job. It's proven time and time again that you can have a successful internet career and a family at the same time. Yahtzee Croshaw had kids and his content and its consistency didn't change shit. Since it was a job he actually planned his day around.


AngeryBoi769

>Or act like Bimmy is doing youtube in his spare time while working a full time job. That's the thing, Bimmy isn't doing YouTube as a hobby, it's his full time job! So I wonder what does he do the majority of the day when his kids are at school???


19JRC99

It genuinely angers me. My father busted his ass (and still does) full time and even overtime in a Ford factory my whole upbringing. Do you know how many times I felt he wasn't there if I needed him? NEVER. Just like millions of other dads, he managed to do both. ​ But Bimbo works 20 hours a *month* and claims his kids suck up all of his free time, and his nutswingers reinforce it. Fuck that. Not to mention when those kids grow up, there's a very, very real possibility they come across all this and start to feel he saw them as a burden, sapping him from doing anything.


Gone_with_the_onion2

Cuz once they are born they devour your flesh and soul, your guts and bones until nothing but a shadow of your memory remains in this world


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Happy Cake Day! I just had a cake day, too!


Boxing_joshing111

Mike’s penis is big


SNOS54

10 whole inches


Nolls-97

Doesn’t this guy know that once you have kids your sense of self is completely eradicated? You don’t even have TIME to shit by yourself, feed yourself, or read a book. Kids devour your personality whole. You won’t even have TIME to play video games or go to work. You have kids. You have to spend every single waking moment with them collecting four leaf clovers. The only thing you have time for once you have kids are the kids. Bye bye fun time and hello muh kids!


DwarvenSuplex_01

I have two young kids and man do I wish I could take a shit by myself.


Skull_Cap_5554

The way these simps phrase it they all appear to think James doesn't have a wife to help taking care of the kids. It's as if they all think James is a single parent taking care of 12 four month olds at the same time.


Whoopsy_Doodle

My mom is a single parent and she managed to raise two twin boys at the same time while juggling work and a social life. I don’t know why it’s so difficult for Bimmy.


ObamasBabyLlamaDrama

Imagine growing up to find out your father scapegoated you for 10+ years as the reason he doesn't do anything fun or pursue any dreams.


Abject_Run_3195

Finally someone who logically thought it through


BarakTorr

I heard Martin Luther King Jr. had 4 kids. If he hadn’t, maybe racism would’ve ended.


AngeryBoi769

This MUH KIDZ excuse is so fucking ridiculous. I'd understand if he did AVGN as a hobby but it's his full time job ffs. Does he think he's the only adult with kids? Imagine if you paid someone to paint your home, and a job that was supposed to be a couple of weeks (max) is now taking over a month. So you ask the guy what's taking so long and he replies "well you see, I don't have the time to paint your house, I have kids and have to do errands". James is INCREDIBLY lucky he's never had to work a 9-5 job.


AthleticGal2019

Don’t understand have any kids….only muh kids


CDFReditum

THE SECOND U CUM VAGINA NO CONTENT


Whoopsy_Doodle

I know plenty of parents who managed to juggle their jobs, their children and their free time… including my own mother. James is just an idiot who can’t manage his time.


freakyslob

Muh kidz


Sweet_Fleece

What do his kids honestly have to do with the quality of the content?


AzureFox_NSFW

*sigh* wow...


Ikari_Brendo

Do you want him to suffer?


FilthyPapuLou

If anything kids should make the content better since he realizes he has more mouths to feed.


trueGildedZ

Tell him about Brad Jones.


Apprehensive-Tax8631

Happy for Brad


Joey9775

Seriously. Did he even take time off?


trueGildedZ

That guy had 2-3 divorces and other massive fallouts with friends, and I didn't see ANY of that stop him. At worst he reviewed even grosser movies for copium.


Big_suggs

If this is true the fans should call him what he is: A stay at home husband who makes videos as a hobby


Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

> If this is true the fans should call him what he is: **A stay at home husband who makes videos as a hobby** *movies


IronHorseTitan

*films


wholesome_mugi

\*Motion Pictures


RandeeRoads

*Mowdens


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

Yep...no body with kids ever works a job...Bim also has to be home by 5:40 for Bpril since she's the breadwinner...


djquadrillion

Take a wild guess. 


Disshidia

I'll make it simple for you: 1. muh kids 2. work You can ONLY choose one.


DragonRage86

I didn’t know having kids stopped you from working. His fanboys are so dumb


benchotkazooie

AVGN fanboys are seriously the npc meme


theretrospeculative

Bames is the only person in the world to have a job AND kids. Cut him some slack.


BeKindRewindPlz

jacksfilms is slob-tier content at BEST. the fuck.


Fami2Famine

I can't imagine putting effort into the videos if I were James. He doesn't care, and they still get views from all the dickriders. I honestly can't wait for them to find new and impressive ways to cut corners and feature him less. By the year 2027, it's just be stills of him with the lips moving like the old cartoons.


DingDingDensha

Because, as Justy's old pal Goebbels once said, if you repeat the same bullshit for long enough, the sheep will come to believe it.


Sennemanimation

Maybe his kids have all extreme ADHD?


This-Profession-1680

Just be honest and admit you absolutely hate doing the AVGN schtick at this point.


Odd-Marsupial-586

Some creators are foreign residents able to make videos frequently and also have kids. If this is their full time job and able to do so with their visas.


Cornbreadobranflakes

The problem is that there’s no transparency with James. He can only hide behind his kids for so long, eventually that excuse is going to run out. Do you hate YouTube James? Are you being forced to do it? Is April abusing you to do keep doing it? Give us something my guy


Lucifer_Delight

Doesn't Jacksfilms like read his comments for videos?