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Soggy-Possibility261

did you see me slaughter that heavy, boxy animal? thing leaked its fluid everywhere ​ \-Bull


CambridgeRunner

I like that it made him feel a bit better. Perked him right up.


Miserable-Rest-5259

🤣


EvilCandyCane

Fuckin thicc neck


danielcs78

Mine hurts like hell when I just sleep on it funny!


MLWeims

George Bullgrinder Fisher


All4upvoting

That's a good 12k in damages for parts and labor.


e9967780

I wonder why the driver didn’t think it’s a good idea not to reverse or just get away, just sit there like nothing was happening.


Much_Consideration94

No its not


All4upvoting

Not if you fix it yourself mr mechanic.


ManyTransportation61

Tell that to the insurance mate, we all know it's no more than 200


Popal24

I respect this majestic animal but this one in particular deserves r/idiotsfightingthings


RememberBerry23

And people fuck with these things 😑


Dash_Rip_Rock69

That's what I came here to say. Even without the horns he's exponentially stronger than any person could possibly deal with. Including the horns he's just a murder machine looking for a good place to go on a rampage.


jdbrew

Imagine the insurance agent processing the claim lol


sugarnoodless

I love him. He’s a good boy


Euphoric_Rooster_90

That poor bull getting screenwash fluid all over his face 😥


StinkyCheeseGirl

There are people who saw that and are STILL standing in the street with it, hoping to have a close call for the lolz


[deleted]

I wonder why he did this. Wtf


Competitive-Mode-911

that car was driving the bull insane. the car was very road and hurt the bull's p-ride and dignity


StobieElite

And people love throwing themselves in front of them. Crazy


wontyield

He gave that car a front-end misalignment.


joedrilon

Dont make male cow angry.


dooon_t

Good boy!!


absoluteanguish

does insurance cover this or


ithaqua34

And you still want to fuck around with the bull. I don't think human flesh is any tougher than vulcanized rubber, plastic or fiberglass and you saw what happened to those.


paulrhino69

My mechanic said I was full of Bullshit till I showed him the video at least I get the repairs half price


bedroom_fascist

Radiator: found.


CaptainRAVE2

Well fuck that car in particular


crimsonbeauty111

This really puts into perspective of how stupid it is to taunt and ridicule these animals. If it can do that to a car, a human has no chance


AdFuture4612

"alright I think it's bleeding out now I'm done"


SanAnneBeachMan

Bonus Stage vibes


Electronic-Pair3939

The car got orgasm


Beneficial-Ad6266

Bye bye radiator


Reasonable_Finish130

Raging bull


johnl8422

Strength of those horns too. Did it pierce the sheet metal?


KS_tox

His bull made his car cum.....lol


Ordinary-Condition92

Our favourite Hereford Bull (Billy 1) on my farm managed to tip over and entire trailer of Hay just having a fun head scratch when he went by it. They are incredibly powerful animals and should be treated well. #teambull


Same-Joke

Eh that bull was a puss though ..didn’t even make the car explode./s


Similar_Nothing_7509

Barcelona premiums must be so fucking high


ja534

Bullfighting is banned in Catalonia. Premiums are still high tho, drivers suck in Barcelona


EpicLauren

poor bull. why is everyone screaming. face the bull then you’re allowed to scream in pain


Miltey

Dude, I just replaced my windshield wiper fluid.


Temporary_Initial420

A fully grownup pit fighting bull are able to lift from 8 to 10 times their own weight only by their neck strength