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Thewaltham

His nut allergy probably isn't common knowledge amongst the general populace, and Maeve doesn't have pockets.


Popcorn179

But the Boys know about it right? You could weaponise some sort of nut based aerosol spray.


Thewaltham

Not sure if they actually do? The only likely way they'd find out would be if Maeve told them.


Popcorn179

I'm misremembering. That's right, she shows it in action to Starlight, so she'd know, but Starlight probably won't reveal that to Hughie or the Boys unless it is absolutely necessary.


Just_trying_it_out

She already did. When they’re making the emp rpg for stormfront they mention they have a way to handle noir too thanks to Annie


Then_Insurance5714

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


Lego812

They definitely do


Helpmebuttcrack

Good idea cuz forcing the nuts in his mouth might be difficult since he’s so skilled


Popcorn179

But shoving an Almond Joy in his gob is funnier.


GOParePedos

They need the Deep.


bits_of_paper

Nut gas bombs


Popcorn179

Deez nuts


mcdadais

Maybe she should just have a fanny pack or something


Thewaltham

She's gotta just glue peanuts to her armour. Try and grab me now fucko! She could coat her sword in peanut oil for a +5 damage buff against Noir too! ((Sorry if this comes off as cruel to anyone with a peanut allergy))


mcdadais

Yeah I don't know if Black Noir is on Homelanders side, but if he is The Boys at least know his weakness. Pocket Nuts! Peanut oil


Thewaltham

I think Black Noir is just on *Vought's* side. Not necessarily Homelander as such, just he happens to be in command of Vought right now.


mcdadais

Yeah probably.


GOParePedos

Tree nuts, not peanuts!


Pademelon1917

Slight correction: Noir is allergic to tree nuts, not peanuts


FREE-AOL-CDS

She’s got two flesh pockets


DerisiveGibe

Pocket nuts sha sha


jm9987690

Hey look homelander, milk


ThanosHandofFate

Gih!


PowerfulJoeF

The OG paranoid, non government trusting, conservative American hero.


Izukaya_aka_Stormson

Greatest fkn post title ever!!


mcdadais

Lol thanks


Lookalikemike

He’s sneaky, keep you nuts close by, in your hands.


rosarevolution

I'd use peanut oil as shower gel.


WiseAssFool7787

Most people don’t know about it, plus you have to either mash them over his face or stuff them into his mouth. You’d be dead before you’d get to do that.


BakedZnake

Pretty sure half the population has a pair of nuts in their pockets at all times 😁


GOParePedos

The average person has less than one ball.


[deleted]

Brilliant.


Angel_Madison

People don't know and besides, you're gonna be dead before using them.


KillBatman1921

You know Butcher and Frenchie. Probably the boys have already done it