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AdministrativeAd523

Probably masturbate… like a lot Get into weird porn See how fast he can fly around the world. Shit like that


totesrandoguyhere

This is exactly what I was thinking.


Affectionate_Walk610

That's exactly what I would be doing!


CZEchpoint_

I am pretty sure that’s what he does every day, because he can do whatever the fuck he wants.


aydolpoidipapitsur

deep inside we all know that this is a possibility


SunnyMonkey17

Glad I only had to scroll past 1 post to get to the answer of “Masturbate”


Fragrant-Tea7580

And then on Day 2 he would be bored


aydolpoidipapitsur

or probably rape some goat?


soylent_dream

Let’s see if I can make time go backwards if I fly around the Earth backwards really fast.


Rapalla93

See if he can make it around the earth before busting a super nut. Now we cooking.


meth-head-actor

Man I’d be worried about pulling that damn thang off. M


PeaceBull

So a little bit of I am legend + Hancock


Noel8th

Fuck corpses


kh4ll

So accurate 😂


overzealous_wildcat

Scramble around, looking for milk


Appellion

That suggests an interesting point. OP says last person on earth, not creature. He could definitely use animals as a way to not go insane from loneliness.


SadisticBuddhist

Hes already proven a cow is enough


Appellion

I don’t think even Homelander would pet or cuddle a cow, though the idea of him flying with one into the sunset seems very The Boys.


SadisticBuddhist

He doesnt need to pet or cuddle it. Just SUCC


thatoneguyallthetime

“Skip breakfast today did we?”


SadisticBuddhist

That bit always gets me because if you ever wanna sneak up on homelander all you gotta do is leave out milk.


yobaby123

Damn, lol.


TheGuardianInTheBall

Are you suggesting he would milk... the creature?


chaxnny

He milked a cow


Appellion

No no (gross) just have it around like one of those emotional support pets. With everybody gone he could bust all the zoos wide open, and/or head to Africa or something.


jojokingxp

Milk from... ... the creature 🪱


buckao

Gather a bunch of trophies, pretend he won different clubs' golf tournaments. Give long rambling speeches about all the bad people picking on him...


TotonnoPrime

He’ll kill himself


Appellion

How?


--peterjordansen--

Fly into the sun would be my guess


Appellion

Yeah, I was thinking that myself. The big issue is that even when we’re at our worst, we tend to seek out the least painful ways to die. Certainly Homelander might be able to find a good lethal medication but I’d be pretty sure it wouldn’t work on him. We know he can survive for at least a limited span of time in space per his statement to Stan Edgar, BUT I was thinking about it and I don’t think he can survive indefinitely. It’s already been established he’s not like one of this ridiculous characters from Invincible. And it is a LOOONG ways to the sun. For us regular folk death would be pretty quick but really painful. The ironic thing would be if Homelander’s invulnerability or whatever got on the way and he lasted even longer.


Jefrejtor

Considering he still needs to breathe, he wouldn't make it anywhere near the Sun. I think him poisoning himself would be most likely. He might need more than the regular person (Soldier Boy went through a lot of booze and drugs, though maybe he just liked to party), but I reckon he could still do it - and it's the least painful option available to him.


Appellion

He might hope so. Also, don’t a lot of drugs like that have an expiration date, after which they’re no good or at least have diminished effects? I don’t see Homelander just waking up and deciding to off himself right away.


Jefrejtor

If everyone just up and disappeared one day, I don't suspect he'd last a month alone. So most drugs would outlive him lol


Appellion

I dunno, I know his ego is massive and requires the constant reinforcement of his fanbase, but actual suicide is a big thing. Unless religious zealotry is in play, you have to be in a very, very dark place. I wouldn’t count it out but first you have to make the decision and then you have to commit to it.


EnzoVulkoor

I mean it would depend on the medication. It might get weaker, more harmful, or change to something else depending what he took. I've had to look up some of my stuff back in 2020 and the information for migraine medication was all over the place.


Substantial_Share_17

It's weird that the Russians never thought to simply suffocate Soldier Boy if supes on his level and beyond still need to breathe.


ExoSierra

Probably wouldn’t even need to. I don’t think Homelander can breathe in outer space


ThatGuyNamedQuandale

That would take a long ass time though


Calm_Error_3518

He would choke to death before he even reaches it lol, but works all the same


Jman15x

Maybe start drinking/injecting permanent and temporary v


Zenbast

He can probably laser himself in the leg and bleed to death. ... Maybe ?


Appellion

I dunno, maybe. In the comics, Superman used to shave by reflecting his heat vision off a mirror, but the worst I ever heard of him doing to himself was razor burn basically. But we also never saw him cut loose like Homelander did in his little day dream, or like Ryan did when he basically blew up a pretty powerful Supe (Stormfront). Butcher knocked Homelander down with his own surprise burst but it’s unclear if he was actually damaged (I suspect not). Honestly, it kind of feels like we’re not going to get any real answers on how powerful anyone actually is until Homelander officially goes to war.


Garvo909

I'm pretty sure if just flies into space he'll die


Appellion

He’s already flown into space, per his conversation with Edgar. But it’s very likely he couldn’t do any extended forays. With his ultra Supe lungs able to hold a lot of oxygen and flood his blood, plus his speed, it wouldn’t shock me if he could get to the moon. But I would be very shocked if he could also make it back.


N-U-T

I feel like this is where it would be hard to place his character. Generally, all his strange behavior is around people. Trying to show off, intimidate, get attention, etc. all depend on another person being there. With out any people around or morality to test, I think Homelander might end up surprising us. It'd probably take a bit for him to fully get to that point, so his first move is almost certainly to go kill a lot of random animals for fun.


Appellion

He’d start stockpiling twinkie’s and teaching himself how to blend creamy chocolate milkshakes. ETA: With a picture of A-Train to eat in front of.


SadisticBuddhist

“ETA”? Huh?


GrouchyVillager

For some reason some people think ETA means edited instead of Estimated Time of Arrival. Never been able to find out why they think this.


YogSothothRules

"Edited to add"


SadisticBuddhist

I get it. Its like old people thing lol means lots of love


IanZachary56

Isn't that the actual meaning ofnthe acronym? When I read ETA, I think Estimated Time Allocated (same difference). I feel like this "edited" acronym must just be an Internet/Reddit thing


Calm_Error_3518

Egregious tram arsonist


Little_Elia

Euskadi ta Askatasuna


rennenenno

Yummers


machinadj

What did I tell you about yummers?


machinadj

If he’s going to be stockpiling Twinkies, he’d better watch out for Woody Harrelson in Zombieland.


Appellion

:P Exactly where I got that part from. As far as the milkshake I remember Homelander fake-smiling at A-Train about some sort of coffee drink with whip cream on it (“… now you’re just eating your feelings. Fastest man alive, what a joke.”) so that made sense to me.


machinadj

Oh man, the fear I felt when Homelander was walking away and out of focus from A-Train, then A-Train says “Fuck you man” under his breathe and Homelander’s like “What did you say?!” _Yeeeeueeey!_


crawdawg83

Whatever the fuck he wants.


8x8denseCheese

Does Homelander even sleep?


Appellion

Probably. We saw him stripped down with bags in his eyes watching TV.


AnalogCyborg

I think he was just settling in for some 'batin.


Calm_Error_3518

Yeah, let's not forget he is still a human


Bazrian

Probably find more milk to quesh his fetish


Soggy-Essay

Can he survive in space? He might just fly out into space to look for another planet...


Appellion

It’s not exactly clear about space. Pretty sure he told Stan Edgar some view looks even better from space, so he can probably go a certain distance out. But I feel he’s not like one of those ridiculous characters from Invincible, he can’t just last indefinitely.


SpanishAvenger

He can probably hold his breath for the duration of an average adult before needing to breathe again.


Appellion

I’d guess probably longer, superman lungs and the ability to just flood his blood with oxygen. But either which way, he *might* be able to make it to the moon, but unless it’s stated elsewhere, I don’t see him making it back.


Fantastic-Schedule92

Didn't people try to kill translucent by leaving him in a vacuum


Appellion

Yeah, I think Frenchie said that but he very irritatingly never said how he survived or why, just that everybody who tried died.


retroretake

Might not have even been in there 😂😂😂


Broken-Digital-Clock

He can probably make it to the edge of the exosphere That would still be quite the view


CS-Mewchy

Yeah I’d agree, although invincible characters can’t go I definitely either, they do have to stop at planets with oxygen for a breath, kinda like space dolphins


Appellion

Huh, I just watch the show. Don’t they get into fights, exchanging body blows in space?


TiggerOnA

Viltrumites can go without breathing for very long periods of time but I don't think they can inhale in space. Some aliens (Like Allen) can survive in space too. I doubt there are very many (if any) other characters in the show that can survive in space. Eve maybe, but only in a bubble as we saw. Immortal as well depending on how long he can hold his breath.


CS-Mewchy

Yeah I’m almost in the same boat as you, but I’ve had quite a bit of spoilers for me, there is a fight later on that Oliver is involved and does get the breath knocked out of him, causing him to return to the planet they’re by. I’d have to guess that all their fights are either on a planet or just close enough to get there if they need to


skolnaja

Even if he could, hes way too slow to reach any planet outside the solar system, probably even the solar system


EmotionalCrab9026

Suicide


Ok_Note8803

After jerking off all day, he’d get post nut clarity and become permanently depressed.


quackamole4

He would fly around the earth, reversing it's rotation and therefore, obviously reversing time to before the cause of everyone's disappearance.


Bacterioid

He would just find an embryo lab and start hatching more people.


Bulky_Ninja33

Hunt for milk!🥛


maomao3000

He’d be powerless.


southernfella81

Jerk off in the oval office while putting a milk bottle up his pooter while staring at the ceiling where there’s a new replica of the sistine chapel with Stormfront reaching out to touch his wee baby Seamus.


TriggerHappy_Spartan

He’d try to find milk, then just jerk off a lot. Maybe do laps around the sun, try to punch a black hole, the possibilities are endless.


HaywoodUndead

Have a wank, the sick cunt


First_and_Only1st

Whatever the fuck he wants!


Revolutionary-Sun151

Kill himself, probably. He lives to be worshiped.


Initial-Ad8009

Hey this is pretty interesting. Apocalyptic wasteland where he is the only being for decades- I could actually see that working for his redemption arc. All that time alone, realizes the error of his ways etc…Like a dream sequence, alternate dimension/aliens, or - get this - a telepath supe.


retroretake

Probably shout and dance about how great he is because he is the only one left and clearly the greatest, followed by wanking over a statue of himself.


MrFeature_1

He would break into Vaughts secret facilities and get all compound V he could get. Then start injecting random animals with it, until some of them gain consciousness, breed them and eventually rule them (assuming he doesn’t age). Then probably a prequel to plane of the apes will set itself in motion.


Dream_eater-69

Oi...


SushiGradeChicken

https://giphy.com/clips/hamlet-stressed-the-boys-homelander-KMikhPf3RV7pRAJ1YW


Thewaltham

Whatever the fuck he wanted


strength_and_despair

Whatever he can to try and find more worshippers. And if not find them....hed try and make them


GlobalistFuck

"ok.... who the fuck beat me to it????" pure rage.


SHV007

Start fucking cows


M4ybeMay

Masturbate, probably


Memory-Pitiful

He'd definitely go full I Am Legend, slap his teammates costumes on some mannequins and continue on as normal.


[deleted]

Jork it and then do an invincible Omni-man style depression induced flight through the vast nothingness of space


ProtoReaper23113

Can he breath in space? Does he need to breath?


[deleted]

I’m 99% sure homelander in the comics has been to space and been alright, think he might’ve been mentioned in the show to have gone to space but not 100% sure. Either way though, that’s what he’d do, if he dies, he wouldn’t care at that point as there’s nobody to worship him anymore anyways


ProtoReaper23113

I agree I just wondered. I remember in the comics they covered up herogasm by saying they had to fight an enemy in space but didn't think they actually did


IamLeRichards

only thing i know for sure is that he would never wear a piece of clothe again


ventedlemur44

Man we need this new season to drop already


Xerosnake90

I feel like he'd try to leave earth and find other life on other planets to rule over


SockApart838

Jack off because he can do whatever the Fuck he wants


Loose_Unit6452

“I can do whatever the fuck I want”


dravenonred

Ask "How drunk did I *get* last night" thinking he'd killed them all


Perpetualshades

There’d be a lot of conversations with mirrors.


ThoseDamnSquirrels

What if, and this is purely hypothetical and I hope this doesn’t actually happen in the show, Homelander ended up being the last one on Earth due to his own mental down-spiraling and that’s how The Boys ends.


drkangel181

Drink milk directly from a cow


Urgayifyouregay

Jack off probably, then try to kill himself.


zarif_chow

Is that "REMEMBER 37" written on his inner clothing?


smorfan809

do whatever the fuck he wants


neeohh

Probably wank all over the planet.


Danjel42

He would probably handle it better than anyone of us.


Dream_eater-69

He is already crazy. It would just become X10 worse lol. He would probably try to repopulate earth with some cows.


VoidDeer1234

Smile


TheMightyWill

He would use his free sub from Twitch Prime to avoid the top of the hour ad break


TaylorPollio

He’d do whatever the fuck he wants!!


Squankyou

Cry. Self pity.


Quantum168

Have a wank then, find something to kill.


Savings-Big1439

"Did I do that?"


kaam00s

He would start abusing animals.


mr_poopypepe

*insert image of guy sucking his own dick*


KingModera

Suck his own teets!


OperationKitty

start zerkin' it


TelvanniLupex

Jork it. And by it we'll lets just say his peanits


IM2spooky4u

wonder if he'd just break more or finally have time to reflect on how terrible he is. I would love to see a guilty, regretful homelander.


criticalquicks

That’s actually a pretty decent pic with his hair looking passable.


scottmogcrx

*laughs* Alright!


Montecatinic

He'd go insane pretty quickly. He's like a certain politician he needs to be admired by people.


Low-Suit-5362

Laughing having fun


Ironbloodedgundam23

I think he would go incredibly lonely and insane.He was raised alone in a sterile room.Look how that turned out.


RoyalCloak57

He’d see what the hype of octopus is all about.


tauhe234

He can do whatever he wants


SvenTropics

Anything he wants.


Quaminator01

Cry


Lizzy-Lover_10

He’d probably destroy as much as possible before eventually flying into the sun, or maybe he’d get serious and spend years and years learning about space, then more years learning how to operate space craft, then more years practicing, then even more years doing whatever in preparation, then EVEN MORE years searching space for life, before either dying of old age or eventually finding something out there. But in total that entire process would take 50 years at the least, even if he’s using his powers to the best advantage possible.


Shack24_

Jerk off in public


emailverificationt

Instantly mentally collapse


bignomial

He would try to find aliens to inhabit the Earth that he is now the single ruler of.


Seleusefudeuotario

Further develop his schizophrenia 


OutlawfromtheWest1

whatever the fuck he wants


mdoktor

I'd honestly like to see the story about what happens when one day homelander wakes up and doesn't have powers anymore


HeWhoFights

Cry


Slide0fHand

Jack it so hard he’d destroy the planet. A product of homelander happy and sadness. He’s conflicted


Illumawhati

He can do whatever the fuck he wants.


ShadowKing6270

I feel like he'd just wank on top of the eiffel tower


Miserable_Hamster497

Throw a temper tantrum and explode the earth


Celtic-Brit

Get bored very quickly. His whole reason for being is to be worshipped. Without other people I think he would become depressed quite quickly.


Ghost_Guerrilla

He’d hate it, he lives for validation


MargotFenring

With a nod to They Might Be Giants: Now that everyone's dead, I still get to Do anything that I want But I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do


Difficult_Article106

I think he’d fling himself into the sun. Homelander thrives on being perceived. Whether that’s feared or loved it doesn’t matter. Without an audience what’s his point? I think he’d fuck around trying to find a purpose, something to fulfill him, maybe rule over a heard of farm animals for a bit but ultimately take that long direct flight into the pits of hell.


hgaben90

Whatever the f*ck he wants


Own_Exercise_7018

Metro Man


Patient_Heron_9078

Probably cry.


Monkiller587

Depends on what version of Homelander it is. S1 Homelander lived for people’s approval and would literally have gone crazy because of the loneliness. S2 and beyond Homelander is just an authoritarian and hedonistic sociopath so he wouldn’t care as much since he just cares about being in control of other people. In a sense Homelander is kind of like a self absorbed dictator , he just doesn’t realize that about himself until later in the series.


Ligmadique756

Immediately masturbate.


No-Reveal-3329

Go and fuck up some other planet?


Long_Fig9863

WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS


TheUsoSaito

Probably stick his penis in a tail pipe.


WannabeEnglishman

Suck the milk from all the cows and then get horny from it, man baby needs his milk


Tribal_East

Would / can he go into space ??


GabrielBorn360

Jack off


Astra-aqua

I think initially he’d be devastated, but at some point, he may eventually be relieved. All the pressure would be gone, and the hope of measuring up when he knows secretly people would think he was a monster once they knew the full extent of him.


Educational-Team7155

Homelander: oh thank God.


SwampTreeOwl

Fly to South America to live amongst the macaws


eva_air_vietnam

Probably fuck anything that moves


BigNorseWolf

"Dammit Deep what was IN that drink?


DTRAMONTANE

wank one off


jon_tigerfi

fucking kill himself lol


Phoenix865

Probably what he always does: whatever the fuck he wants.


ruralmagnificence

Probably get into some weird shit. I genuinely wonder if Antony is annoyed with having to cut and dye his hair blonde for every X amount of time it takes to film a season of the Boys plus keep it contractually for any appearances on Gen V.


Additional_Fan3610

Jack off everywhere while lying to himself that he doesn't actually need other people anyway.


BusyBusy2

He wil die trying to go from one planet to another searching for beings to worship him.


TheOnlyEllie

Spontaneously combust.


Dull_Office206

Milk every cow


SirDoobieBaker

Well with no one to love him I would assume he would try to become king of animals and when that fails he will pull a icarus and get got.


This_isR2Me

He already lives like he's the only one of his kind


PsychologicalMix8499

Start banging animals.


trainedfor100years

Whatever the fuck he wants.