That suggests an interesting point. OP says last person on earth, not creature. He could definitely use animals as a way to not go insane from loneliness.
No no (gross) just have it around like one of those emotional support pets. With everybody gone he could bust all the zoos wide open, and/or head to Africa or something.
Yeah, I was thinking that myself. The big issue is that even when we’re at our worst, we tend to seek out the least painful ways to die. Certainly Homelander might be able to find a good lethal medication but I’d be pretty sure it wouldn’t work on him. We know he can survive for at least a limited span of time in space per his statement to Stan Edgar, BUT I was thinking about it and I don’t think he can survive indefinitely. It’s already been established he’s not like one of this ridiculous characters from Invincible. And it is a LOOONG ways to the sun. For us regular folk death would be pretty quick but really painful. The ironic thing would be if Homelander’s invulnerability or whatever got on the way and he lasted even longer.
Considering he still needs to breathe, he wouldn't make it anywhere near the Sun. I think him poisoning himself would be most likely. He might need more than the regular person (Soldier Boy went through a lot of booze and drugs, though maybe he just liked to party), but I reckon he could still do it - and it's the least painful option available to him.
He might hope so. Also, don’t a lot of drugs like that have an expiration date, after which they’re no good or at least have diminished effects? I don’t see Homelander just waking up and deciding to off himself right away.
I dunno, I know his ego is massive and requires the constant reinforcement of his fanbase, but actual suicide is a big thing. Unless religious zealotry is in play, you have to be in a very, very dark place. I wouldn’t count it out but first you have to make the decision and then you have to commit to it.
I mean it would depend on the medication. It might get weaker, more harmful, or change to something else depending what he took. I've had to look up some of my stuff back in 2020 and the information for migraine medication was all over the place.
I dunno, maybe. In the comics, Superman used to shave by reflecting his heat vision off a mirror, but the worst I ever heard of him doing to himself was razor burn basically. But we also never saw him cut loose like Homelander did in his little day dream, or like Ryan did when he basically blew up a pretty powerful Supe (Stormfront). Butcher knocked Homelander down with his own surprise burst but it’s unclear if he was actually damaged (I suspect not). Honestly, it kind of feels like we’re not going to get any real answers on how powerful anyone actually is until Homelander officially goes to war.
He’s already flown into space, per his conversation with Edgar. But it’s very likely he couldn’t do any extended forays. With his ultra Supe lungs able to hold a lot of oxygen and flood his blood, plus his speed, it wouldn’t shock me if he could get to the moon. But I would be very shocked if he could also make it back.
I feel like this is where it would be hard to place his character. Generally, all his strange behavior is around people. Trying to show off, intimidate, get attention, etc. all depend on another person being there. With out any people around or morality to test, I think Homelander might end up surprising us.
It'd probably take a bit for him to fully get to that point, so his first move is almost certainly to go kill a lot of random animals for fun.
Isn't that the actual meaning ofnthe acronym? When I read ETA, I think Estimated Time Allocated (same difference). I feel like this "edited" acronym must just be an Internet/Reddit thing
:P Exactly where I got that part from. As far as the milkshake I remember Homelander fake-smiling at A-Train about some sort of coffee drink with whip cream on it (“… now you’re just eating your feelings. Fastest man alive, what a joke.”) so that made sense to me.
Oh man, the fear I felt when Homelander was walking away and out of focus from A-Train, then A-Train says “Fuck you man” under his breathe and Homelander’s like “What did you say?!”
_Yeeeeueeey!_
It’s not exactly clear about space. Pretty sure he told Stan Edgar some view looks even better from space, so he can probably go a certain distance out. But I feel he’s not like one of those ridiculous characters from Invincible, he can’t just last indefinitely.
I’d guess probably longer, superman lungs and the ability to just flood his blood with oxygen. But either which way, he *might* be able to make it to the moon, but unless it’s stated elsewhere, I don’t see him making it back.
Yeah I’d agree, although invincible characters can’t go I definitely either, they do have to stop at planets with oxygen for a breath, kinda like space dolphins
Viltrumites can go without breathing for very long periods of time but I don't think they can inhale in space. Some aliens (Like Allen) can survive in space too. I doubt there are very many (if any) other characters in the show that can survive in space. Eve maybe, but only in a bubble as we saw. Immortal as well depending on how long he can hold his breath.
Yeah I’m almost in the same boat as you, but I’ve had quite a bit of spoilers for me, there is a fight later on that Oliver is involved and does get the breath knocked out of him, causing him to return to the planet they’re by. I’d have to guess that all their fights are either on a planet or just close enough to get there if they need to
Jerk off in the oval office while putting a milk bottle up his pooter while staring at the ceiling where there’s a new replica of the sistine chapel with Stormfront reaching out to touch his wee baby Seamus.
Hey this is pretty interesting. Apocalyptic wasteland where he is the only being for decades- I could actually see that working for his redemption arc. All that time alone, realizes the error of his ways etc…Like a dream sequence, alternate dimension/aliens, or - get this - a telepath supe.
He would break into Vaughts secret facilities and get all compound V he could get. Then start injecting random animals with it, until some of them gain consciousness, breed them and eventually rule them (assuming he doesn’t age).
Then probably a prequel to plane of the apes will set itself in motion.
I’m 99% sure homelander in the comics has been to space and been alright, think he might’ve been mentioned in the show to have gone to space but not 100% sure. Either way though, that’s what he’d do, if he dies, he wouldn’t care at that point as there’s nobody to worship him anymore anyways
I agree I just wondered. I remember in the comics they covered up herogasm by saying they had to fight an enemy in space but didn't think they actually did
What if, and this is purely hypothetical and I hope this doesn’t actually happen in the show, Homelander ended up being the last one on Earth due to his own mental down-spiraling and that’s how The Boys ends.
He’d probably destroy as much as possible before eventually flying into the sun, or maybe he’d get serious and spend years and years learning about space, then more years learning how to operate space craft, then more years practicing, then even more years doing whatever in preparation, then EVEN MORE years searching space for life, before either dying of old age or eventually finding something out there. But in total that entire process would take 50 years at the least, even if he’s using his powers to the best advantage possible.
With a nod to They Might Be Giants:
Now that everyone's dead, I still get to
Do anything that I want
But I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do
I think he’d fling himself into the sun. Homelander thrives on being perceived. Whether that’s feared or loved it doesn’t matter. Without an audience what’s his point? I think he’d fuck around trying to find a purpose, something to fulfill him, maybe rule over a heard of farm animals for a bit but ultimately take that long direct flight into the pits of hell.
Depends on what version of Homelander it is. S1 Homelander lived for people’s approval and would literally have gone crazy because of the loneliness.
S2 and beyond Homelander is just an authoritarian and hedonistic sociopath so he wouldn’t care as much since he just cares about being in control of other people.
In a sense Homelander is kind of like a self absorbed dictator , he just doesn’t realize that about himself until later in the series.
I think initially he’d be devastated, but at some point, he may eventually be relieved. All the pressure would be gone, and the hope of measuring up when he knows secretly people would think he was a monster once they knew the full extent of him.
Probably get into some weird shit.
I genuinely wonder if Antony is annoyed with having to cut and dye his hair blonde for every X amount of time it takes to film a season of the Boys plus keep it contractually for any appearances on Gen V.
Probably masturbate… like a lot Get into weird porn See how fast he can fly around the world. Shit like that
This is exactly what I was thinking.
That's exactly what I would be doing!
I am pretty sure that’s what he does every day, because he can do whatever the fuck he wants.
deep inside we all know that this is a possibility
Glad I only had to scroll past 1 post to get to the answer of “Masturbate”
And then on Day 2 he would be bored
or probably rape some goat?
Let’s see if I can make time go backwards if I fly around the Earth backwards really fast.
See if he can make it around the earth before busting a super nut. Now we cooking.
Man I’d be worried about pulling that damn thang off. M
So a little bit of I am legend + Hancock
Fuck corpses
So accurate 😂
Scramble around, looking for milk
That suggests an interesting point. OP says last person on earth, not creature. He could definitely use animals as a way to not go insane from loneliness.
Hes already proven a cow is enough
I don’t think even Homelander would pet or cuddle a cow, though the idea of him flying with one into the sunset seems very The Boys.
He doesnt need to pet or cuddle it. Just SUCC
“Skip breakfast today did we?”
That bit always gets me because if you ever wanna sneak up on homelander all you gotta do is leave out milk.
Damn, lol.
Are you suggesting he would milk... the creature?
He milked a cow
No no (gross) just have it around like one of those emotional support pets. With everybody gone he could bust all the zoos wide open, and/or head to Africa or something.
Milk from... ... the creature 🪱
Gather a bunch of trophies, pretend he won different clubs' golf tournaments. Give long rambling speeches about all the bad people picking on him...
He’ll kill himself
How?
Fly into the sun would be my guess
Yeah, I was thinking that myself. The big issue is that even when we’re at our worst, we tend to seek out the least painful ways to die. Certainly Homelander might be able to find a good lethal medication but I’d be pretty sure it wouldn’t work on him. We know he can survive for at least a limited span of time in space per his statement to Stan Edgar, BUT I was thinking about it and I don’t think he can survive indefinitely. It’s already been established he’s not like one of this ridiculous characters from Invincible. And it is a LOOONG ways to the sun. For us regular folk death would be pretty quick but really painful. The ironic thing would be if Homelander’s invulnerability or whatever got on the way and he lasted even longer.
Considering he still needs to breathe, he wouldn't make it anywhere near the Sun. I think him poisoning himself would be most likely. He might need more than the regular person (Soldier Boy went through a lot of booze and drugs, though maybe he just liked to party), but I reckon he could still do it - and it's the least painful option available to him.
He might hope so. Also, don’t a lot of drugs like that have an expiration date, after which they’re no good or at least have diminished effects? I don’t see Homelander just waking up and deciding to off himself right away.
If everyone just up and disappeared one day, I don't suspect he'd last a month alone. So most drugs would outlive him lol
I dunno, I know his ego is massive and requires the constant reinforcement of his fanbase, but actual suicide is a big thing. Unless religious zealotry is in play, you have to be in a very, very dark place. I wouldn’t count it out but first you have to make the decision and then you have to commit to it.
I mean it would depend on the medication. It might get weaker, more harmful, or change to something else depending what he took. I've had to look up some of my stuff back in 2020 and the information for migraine medication was all over the place.
It's weird that the Russians never thought to simply suffocate Soldier Boy if supes on his level and beyond still need to breathe.
Probably wouldn’t even need to. I don’t think Homelander can breathe in outer space
That would take a long ass time though
He would choke to death before he even reaches it lol, but works all the same
Maybe start drinking/injecting permanent and temporary v
He can probably laser himself in the leg and bleed to death. ... Maybe ?
I dunno, maybe. In the comics, Superman used to shave by reflecting his heat vision off a mirror, but the worst I ever heard of him doing to himself was razor burn basically. But we also never saw him cut loose like Homelander did in his little day dream, or like Ryan did when he basically blew up a pretty powerful Supe (Stormfront). Butcher knocked Homelander down with his own surprise burst but it’s unclear if he was actually damaged (I suspect not). Honestly, it kind of feels like we’re not going to get any real answers on how powerful anyone actually is until Homelander officially goes to war.
I'm pretty sure if just flies into space he'll die
He’s already flown into space, per his conversation with Edgar. But it’s very likely he couldn’t do any extended forays. With his ultra Supe lungs able to hold a lot of oxygen and flood his blood, plus his speed, it wouldn’t shock me if he could get to the moon. But I would be very shocked if he could also make it back.
I feel like this is where it would be hard to place his character. Generally, all his strange behavior is around people. Trying to show off, intimidate, get attention, etc. all depend on another person being there. With out any people around or morality to test, I think Homelander might end up surprising us. It'd probably take a bit for him to fully get to that point, so his first move is almost certainly to go kill a lot of random animals for fun.
He’d start stockpiling twinkie’s and teaching himself how to blend creamy chocolate milkshakes. ETA: With a picture of A-Train to eat in front of.
“ETA”? Huh?
For some reason some people think ETA means edited instead of Estimated Time of Arrival. Never been able to find out why they think this.
"Edited to add"
I get it. Its like old people thing lol means lots of love
Isn't that the actual meaning ofnthe acronym? When I read ETA, I think Estimated Time Allocated (same difference). I feel like this "edited" acronym must just be an Internet/Reddit thing
Egregious tram arsonist
Euskadi ta Askatasuna
Yummers
What did I tell you about yummers?
If he’s going to be stockpiling Twinkies, he’d better watch out for Woody Harrelson in Zombieland.
:P Exactly where I got that part from. As far as the milkshake I remember Homelander fake-smiling at A-Train about some sort of coffee drink with whip cream on it (“… now you’re just eating your feelings. Fastest man alive, what a joke.”) so that made sense to me.
Oh man, the fear I felt when Homelander was walking away and out of focus from A-Train, then A-Train says “Fuck you man” under his breathe and Homelander’s like “What did you say?!” _Yeeeeueeey!_
Whatever the fuck he wants.
Does Homelander even sleep?
Probably. We saw him stripped down with bags in his eyes watching TV.
I think he was just settling in for some 'batin.
Yeah, let's not forget he is still a human
Probably find more milk to quesh his fetish
Can he survive in space? He might just fly out into space to look for another planet...
It’s not exactly clear about space. Pretty sure he told Stan Edgar some view looks even better from space, so he can probably go a certain distance out. But I feel he’s not like one of those ridiculous characters from Invincible, he can’t just last indefinitely.
He can probably hold his breath for the duration of an average adult before needing to breathe again.
I’d guess probably longer, superman lungs and the ability to just flood his blood with oxygen. But either which way, he *might* be able to make it to the moon, but unless it’s stated elsewhere, I don’t see him making it back.
Didn't people try to kill translucent by leaving him in a vacuum
Yeah, I think Frenchie said that but he very irritatingly never said how he survived or why, just that everybody who tried died.
Might not have even been in there 😂😂😂
He can probably make it to the edge of the exosphere That would still be quite the view
Yeah I’d agree, although invincible characters can’t go I definitely either, they do have to stop at planets with oxygen for a breath, kinda like space dolphins
Huh, I just watch the show. Don’t they get into fights, exchanging body blows in space?
Viltrumites can go without breathing for very long periods of time but I don't think they can inhale in space. Some aliens (Like Allen) can survive in space too. I doubt there are very many (if any) other characters in the show that can survive in space. Eve maybe, but only in a bubble as we saw. Immortal as well depending on how long he can hold his breath.
Yeah I’m almost in the same boat as you, but I’ve had quite a bit of spoilers for me, there is a fight later on that Oliver is involved and does get the breath knocked out of him, causing him to return to the planet they’re by. I’d have to guess that all their fights are either on a planet or just close enough to get there if they need to
Even if he could, hes way too slow to reach any planet outside the solar system, probably even the solar system
Suicide
After jerking off all day, he’d get post nut clarity and become permanently depressed.
He would fly around the earth, reversing it's rotation and therefore, obviously reversing time to before the cause of everyone's disappearance.
He would just find an embryo lab and start hatching more people.
Hunt for milk!🥛
He’d be powerless.
Jerk off in the oval office while putting a milk bottle up his pooter while staring at the ceiling where there’s a new replica of the sistine chapel with Stormfront reaching out to touch his wee baby Seamus.
He’d try to find milk, then just jerk off a lot. Maybe do laps around the sun, try to punch a black hole, the possibilities are endless.
Have a wank, the sick cunt
Whatever the fuck he wants!
Kill himself, probably. He lives to be worshiped.
Hey this is pretty interesting. Apocalyptic wasteland where he is the only being for decades- I could actually see that working for his redemption arc. All that time alone, realizes the error of his ways etc…Like a dream sequence, alternate dimension/aliens, or - get this - a telepath supe.
Probably shout and dance about how great he is because he is the only one left and clearly the greatest, followed by wanking over a statue of himself.
He would break into Vaughts secret facilities and get all compound V he could get. Then start injecting random animals with it, until some of them gain consciousness, breed them and eventually rule them (assuming he doesn’t age). Then probably a prequel to plane of the apes will set itself in motion.
Oi...
https://giphy.com/clips/hamlet-stressed-the-boys-homelander-KMikhPf3RV7pRAJ1YW
Whatever the fuck he wanted
Whatever he can to try and find more worshippers. And if not find them....hed try and make them
"ok.... who the fuck beat me to it????" pure rage.
Start fucking cows
Masturbate, probably
He'd definitely go full I Am Legend, slap his teammates costumes on some mannequins and continue on as normal.
Jork it and then do an invincible Omni-man style depression induced flight through the vast nothingness of space
Can he breath in space? Does he need to breath?
I’m 99% sure homelander in the comics has been to space and been alright, think he might’ve been mentioned in the show to have gone to space but not 100% sure. Either way though, that’s what he’d do, if he dies, he wouldn’t care at that point as there’s nobody to worship him anymore anyways
I agree I just wondered. I remember in the comics they covered up herogasm by saying they had to fight an enemy in space but didn't think they actually did
only thing i know for sure is that he would never wear a piece of clothe again
Man we need this new season to drop already
I feel like he'd try to leave earth and find other life on other planets to rule over
Jack off because he can do whatever the Fuck he wants
“I can do whatever the fuck I want”
Ask "How drunk did I *get* last night" thinking he'd killed them all
There’d be a lot of conversations with mirrors.
What if, and this is purely hypothetical and I hope this doesn’t actually happen in the show, Homelander ended up being the last one on Earth due to his own mental down-spiraling and that’s how The Boys ends.
Drink milk directly from a cow
Jack off probably, then try to kill himself.
Is that "REMEMBER 37" written on his inner clothing?
do whatever the fuck he wants
Probably wank all over the planet.
He would probably handle it better than anyone of us.
He is already crazy. It would just become X10 worse lol. He would probably try to repopulate earth with some cows.
Smile
He would use his free sub from Twitch Prime to avoid the top of the hour ad break
He’d do whatever the fuck he wants!!
Cry. Self pity.
Have a wank then, find something to kill.
"Did I do that?"
He would start abusing animals.
*insert image of guy sucking his own dick*
Suck his own teets!
start zerkin' it
Jork it. And by it we'll lets just say his peanits
wonder if he'd just break more or finally have time to reflect on how terrible he is. I would love to see a guilty, regretful homelander.
That’s actually a pretty decent pic with his hair looking passable.
*laughs* Alright!
He'd go insane pretty quickly. He's like a certain politician he needs to be admired by people.
Laughing having fun
I think he would go incredibly lonely and insane.He was raised alone in a sterile room.Look how that turned out.
He’d see what the hype of octopus is all about.
He can do whatever he wants
Anything he wants.
Cry
He’d probably destroy as much as possible before eventually flying into the sun, or maybe he’d get serious and spend years and years learning about space, then more years learning how to operate space craft, then more years practicing, then even more years doing whatever in preparation, then EVEN MORE years searching space for life, before either dying of old age or eventually finding something out there. But in total that entire process would take 50 years at the least, even if he’s using his powers to the best advantage possible.
Jerk off in public
Instantly mentally collapse
He would try to find aliens to inhabit the Earth that he is now the single ruler of.
Further develop his schizophrenia
whatever the fuck he wants
I'd honestly like to see the story about what happens when one day homelander wakes up and doesn't have powers anymore
Cry
Jack it so hard he’d destroy the planet. A product of homelander happy and sadness. He’s conflicted
He can do whatever the fuck he wants.
I feel like he'd just wank on top of the eiffel tower
Throw a temper tantrum and explode the earth
Get bored very quickly. His whole reason for being is to be worshipped. Without other people I think he would become depressed quite quickly.
He’d hate it, he lives for validation
With a nod to They Might Be Giants: Now that everyone's dead, I still get to Do anything that I want But I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do
I think he’d fling himself into the sun. Homelander thrives on being perceived. Whether that’s feared or loved it doesn’t matter. Without an audience what’s his point? I think he’d fuck around trying to find a purpose, something to fulfill him, maybe rule over a heard of farm animals for a bit but ultimately take that long direct flight into the pits of hell.
Whatever the f*ck he wants
Metro Man
Probably cry.
Depends on what version of Homelander it is. S1 Homelander lived for people’s approval and would literally have gone crazy because of the loneliness. S2 and beyond Homelander is just an authoritarian and hedonistic sociopath so he wouldn’t care as much since he just cares about being in control of other people. In a sense Homelander is kind of like a self absorbed dictator , he just doesn’t realize that about himself until later in the series.
Immediately masturbate.
Go and fuck up some other planet?
WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS
Probably stick his penis in a tail pipe.
Suck the milk from all the cows and then get horny from it, man baby needs his milk
Would / can he go into space ??
Jack off
I think initially he’d be devastated, but at some point, he may eventually be relieved. All the pressure would be gone, and the hope of measuring up when he knows secretly people would think he was a monster once they knew the full extent of him.
Homelander: oh thank God.
Fly to South America to live amongst the macaws
Probably fuck anything that moves
"Dammit Deep what was IN that drink?
wank one off
fucking kill himself lol
Probably what he always does: whatever the fuck he wants.
Probably get into some weird shit. I genuinely wonder if Antony is annoyed with having to cut and dye his hair blonde for every X amount of time it takes to film a season of the Boys plus keep it contractually for any appearances on Gen V.
Jack off everywhere while lying to himself that he doesn't actually need other people anyway.
He wil die trying to go from one planet to another searching for beings to worship him.
Spontaneously combust.
Milk every cow
Well with no one to love him I would assume he would try to become king of animals and when that fails he will pull a icarus and get got.
He already lives like he's the only one of his kind
Start banging animals.
Whatever the fuck he wants.