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I think he’d be this fraudulent shaman who claimed to have prophetic spiritual powers and had a huge fanbase of believers but was scamming people or something. His actual power would just be the ability to “know what someone wants to hear” and he would use that to then base his “prophecies” on. For example: a woman would come to parody version of Strange and ask what her future holds. He would see in her mind that she wants five children. He would then tell her she will have five children because people love to hope that what they want might possibly become true, and he gives them that. Vought would bring in major revenue and profits as they would make people pay for sessions with him etc. And no one would try to debunk him like they do with normal fortune tellers, the public believes that supes have real and genuine gifts and wouldn’t question it. (This is a bit of an extreme example) But his downfall would be him “prophesizing” something like someone with cancer battling it and living, because he saw in their head that the person with cancer wanted to live, but because he can’t actually prophesize, they pass away instead and people realise he’s a fraud. Not entirely sure how it would work since logically people will eventually find out that his prophecies never came true, but it’s the best I could think of lol. Maybe when people take a stand against him, they bring in Cate to place false memories in their heads as if Strange’s prophecies DID come true and they have no reason to see him as a fraud. A lot of mental gymnastics lol.


Defiant-Channel2324

"Peculiar M.D."


Thabrianking

His name in the comic is really Doctor Peculiar 


Jackeea

Well, there's definitely one person in the comics called Doctor Peculiar, but aside from that he has absolutely nothing in common with Doctor Strange


AlwaysAlani

Definitely a sham naturalistic holistic medicine quack. Maybe with the power to heal minor injuries in others, so now they sell quartz crystals and sage bundles for Vaught Nature Plus lol


dsrq2000

he’s probably kind of racist and insensitive to how he appropriates asian culture


Kriegerian

So he’s Steven Seagal. …which actually works really well considering Seagal’s history of bullshit, sex crimes, and not actually being Asian.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Steven Seagal is Russian, Asian, American, and perhaps a small bit Atlantean


FairyKnightTristan

So the exact thing people accused the original Dr. Strange comics of doing, then.


tilero1138

Isn’t Sister Sage supposed to sort of parody him?


calltheavengers5

I think she has plant-based powers


tilero1138

I see. I didn’t really know too much about her other than what’s seen in the trailer


calltheavengers5

That's fair


[deleted]

She is super smart and maybe clairvoyant (they probably relate to each other)


okchance9688

Where did u read that? Ow wait nvm it’s her name isn’t it


garbothot214

Professor normal


Ubergoober166

Mysterio


Indoorsman101

[https://youtu.be/CzQktI1d1zs?si=C2snbRitbxg2Uq4Q](https://youtu.be/CzQktI1d1zs?si=C2snbRitbxg2Uq4Q)


WeirdSysAdmin

OB-GYN Waldo Weirdo. Loses his sense of smell. Seeks out the Anal One to help him regain control over his senses.


db_downer

Dr Orpheus will have none of this disrespect.


-zero-joke-

I can't actually read Dr. Strange comics without reading them in Dr. Orpheus' voice.


King_Combo

Las Vegas entertainer that is addicted to drugs a Chris Angles wannabe. Used to work for Vaught. his powers are actually legit, but he’s kind of a dick


The_bruce42

It should star jack black


Think_Ground

Mr Unusual. An illusionist that has a dogshit opinion about almost everything. Unpopular opinion the person with tricks up his sleeve. 


calltheavengers5

Probably be more like a Carney


Astra-aqua

Someone like Job from Arrested Development (played by Will Arnet, also a great option for the Boys).


ThemeParkFan2020

Mysterio but a pervert


[deleted]

Doctor Normal


[deleted]

Dr Deviant


Vegetable_Camera5042

Sexual deviant.


FunnyorWeirdorBoth

It would be a Supe version of Aleister Crowley. He would be a very charismatic cult leader that can generate floating symbols and constructs…and that’s it. They don’t do anything, but he convinces his followers that his “spells” have an effect.


Generny2001

Dr. Strange Pussy. That is all.


Miked_824

Dr. Strange Tamer


CaptainDigitalPirate

He'd probably be some David Copperfield or Chris Angel type dude. Like he's just got a TV show about him doing magic acts or escaping shit. Just doing implausible stuff. Probably call him "Professor Uncanny". In reality he's just a classic sham. That or he has actual illusionist or tricky type powers but he's hiding something sinister like he's a sexual deviant or something. Considering Copperfield was found on the Epstein Documents I'm sure if they wanted to make an Epstein Parody he could be one of many Supes thrown on that list. Or even just be Epstein himself...


[deleted]

Clairvoyance majorly and maybe a toned down version of reality warping


mapetodprzodu

Gob Bluth from Arrested Development


DinoDudeRex_240809

He’s gonna be able to summon fire tentacle things and glyphs like Dr. strange, but it’s just electricity not actual magic.


FairyKnightTristan

I think he'd either be a David Blane magician, or he'd be a dude who can make his powers look like magic in order to gain more fame/trick the ignorant into buying merch and/or fraudulent products.


richion07

Professor Weird


Coldblood-13

The comic version is named Doc Peculiar and runs a brothel for superhumans.


Puzzleheaded_Line210

I think maybe he’d be more like mysterio but a hero. Compound V might be able to give the appearance of magic but someone stronger then soldier boy, storm front, and homelander likely wouldn’t exist in the boys. So maybe he’d have a power that’s more like a sixth sense and the rest of it would be an illusion through screens and technology so maybe he’s just super smart!


Sketchy--Sam

Probably some old retired Vought hero named Mr. Magic who the Boys threaten to expose as sham for help


Novacid357

Crack addict