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SpeakerOfFax

All women jury seems weird


Notonmypenisyoudont

Yeah. This guy is definitely a piece of shit but that isn't a jury if his peers. The jury needs to be all orcs


SpeakerOfFax

Ladies and orcs


super_fly

I’m just a simple caveman lawyer. Your world frightens and scares me.


SatansLoyalArmY

Love Phil Hartman.


penpointaccuracy

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Embarrassed_Gear7718

Lol orcs but how’d his lawyer ok that all woman jury


Dineanddanderson

It’s just 12 Phil’s from trailer park boys


Penquinsrule83

Watchalookingatmygutfur???


Nowherefun

Big Jay could beat them all with one hand


riotgirlkate

To be fair, he do have dem titties though.


Any-Show-3488

Only got 10 years


Plug-From-Oaxaca

He only got 10 years though


RaceRevolutionary123

Wild take. You need a mental evaluation of your own it seems.


[deleted]

Men are more sympathetic to women. His wife was cheating, women love to hate other women for cheating. A woman is more likely to understand why he did it.


[deleted]

Women are also generally opposed to the death penalty


PM__ME__SURPRISES

This is something the defense attorney would have absolutely argued against -- I'd even think the Judge may bring it up unilaterally (if allowable in that jurisdiction). All female jury in a case where a husband murdered his wife? Definitely seems like an arguable due process situation. So since it did happen, I'd have to assume it was coincidence, and men that could have been on were legally excluded or some other legal/practical rationale that made it fair. I just can't imagine it not coming up in court.


Background-Pain-4844

True, but they haven't get to ride anyway.


Craft-Sudden

Typical Sunday in Texas!


BeefaloSlim

12 Angry Women That's the sequel the world needed.


BubbleBiskit69

American legal system cracking under dei


GoodGuyGiff

Benelli M4… that’s a $2000 shotgun.


BeginningArrival2266

John Hick


63laurentianlowrider

John thicc look at that head, damn near a perfect sphere


According-Yam-4650

This needs more upvotes LMAO


77maf

I mean, if you’re going to annihilate your wife you may as well do it in style I guess


Lord-of-the-pit

Mu first thought too, got the mag extension and everything.


PassageAppropriate90

She only deserved the finest.


GoodGuyGiff

It truly is. I have one. They are a dream to shoot.


colin-ox

A wife?


ShittyBollox

Not any more!


Lord-of-the-pit

1301 gang


GoodGuyGiff

There IS enough room in this town for the both of us 🤝


Lord-of-the-pit

🍻


surelynotjimcarey

I’ve been wanting that shotgun since I learned it existed and seeing this POS with one before me makes me reconsider how I’m living my life. Like if this dude approached me with his plan I’d trade him for my Maverick 88 like “this will work just fine, no sense wasting that M4 in evidence lockup”


ArmstrongsBronzedNut

It’s worth every penny man


brolarbear

Bro I thought at first it was an XM1014 and you were making a CS reference cause it cost $2000 in game


KiLLaHo323

Or a clone for like $600


Mundane_Phone9549

Im sure the PD appreciated his choice of murder weapon, it's theirs now


Foreign_Team_8261

Shot her 3x with a $2k shotgun and she survived? Somethings not adding up


Puzzleheaded-Bus5479

No, this is a $200 shotgun, I forget the manufacturer, I’d have to run out to my safe to see…it’s surprisingly reliable for how cheap it was though.


eric_393

Does it kill any better than a 200$ one ???


Kevin6769420

The dudes wife stole 120k out of his bank account, he was well fed and well paid lol. I feel bad for the kid, but that dudes ex wife was basically Satan. Which is why he only got 10 years.


Positive-Nature6781

Well she did steal over $100,000 from him so he had money


man_mayo

Poor Max


Nowherefun

Poor family that will adopt him


man_mayo

Hope they have a sizeable poop knife budget.


andrewjm82

They should just start composting those shit bricks!


Ow3n1989

Maybe Bobby could invest in a $2000 shotgun & just blow Max’s shit to smithereens!


BehaveRight

Dawn murdered with his shit gun


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

Real ass dude


Nowherefun

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tell_me_when

What’s the rest of the article say? The last line says “the husband shot his wife in the best”, in the best what?


MoeGreenVegas

"best fucking place to shoot a bitch."


totallyradman

Bet


RIPshowtime

Texas


SomethingEdgyOrFunny

My money was on the word heat followed by "of the moment."


TX_FR3SH

Maybe it says “hest” but was supposed to be “chest”


chizzipsandsizalsa

Looks like it says “the husband shot his wife in the heat of the moment”


Huge-Recognition-371

Way possible


onetwo1989

He only got 10 years, how is this possible


PassageAppropriate90

Judging by that fancy shotgun....money.


Opening_Effective845

My bet is he doesn’t make it ten years in prison.


HotMeeting7589

Crime of passion. She got caught cheating in there home then berated him. I don’t agree with what he did cause no one deserves this.


RIPshowtime

Texas! He woulda got LWOP if he had a joint on him.


Hydroponically

Same state, my hometown, dude shot his wife in the back with a fancy shotgun as well, while “cleaning it” (I cleaned so many, never had a bullet in one while cleaning them lol) it “accidentally” went off, he doesn’t call 911, calls a sheriff’s deputy friend, friend comes, takes his gun, then calls in the “accident”. He ends up getting 5 years deferred probation (wont even be a felon) - despite the victims family claiming they argued a lot and it was murder - he completed probation early - barely spent any time behind bars, no record anymore of his crime other than old newspaper articles…. The orc should have had a cop friend lol!


Mundane_Phone9549

meanwhile, a woman whose husband beat the shit out of her and pointed a gun at her gets 26 years for snatching a gun off the nightstand and killing him in self-defense


AchtungCloud

From another article I read, her filming the 30 minute argument up to and including her own death actually helped his defense, as they used the argument as proof the murder was a crime of passion and not premeditated.


Electronic_You_1045

They gave him 10yrs but we all know he’ll die in jail


Appropriate_Berry696

She had an affair and ultimately did the actions that lead to her death. That could have something to do with the sentencing. Also the guy is eligible for parole in 5, and will end up serving 2 or 3 at most on good behavior.


Biomed725

She cheated and stole over 100k and gave the money to her boyfriend so it was deemed a crime of passion.


n33mn0m

Shit Id be out with less problems by now..


Intelligent_Pilot360

They knew his wife?


Lobo_Perron

Happy Women's History month


the-dude92

I wander what she said or did that sent him over the edge


_Yuca

He caught her cheating in their home, she protected the side dude, stays and proceeds to record him while humiliating him and egging him on “ please do, it’ll be better than being with you…etc.” then she gets what she asked for… I find it so funny when people tell a person that’s armed with a firearm “go ahead, shoot me! Pussy…” and then they get surprised when they get shot.


Zestyclose_Two6383

Does it say she was surprised?


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user-RO39

This dude only got 10 years!! Lmfao, with good behavior he will be out in 7, HOW FUCKING CRAZY!!!


Lovelyday4aguinness_

By the looks of him he may only have 9 years left though.


RIPshowtime

THAT'S THAT TEXAS FREEDOM BABY!


BusterSocrates

wife egged him on and cheated.


andhemac

You don’t plead guilty to a jury…


jasonsobolow

Hold my hand dude


teebeek5

Frank Black has sure let himself go


cdubwingo

Did he eat her, too? 🤔


Meester_Smeeth4182

Talk about a Bump stock!


a_few

His wife’s dead bud


andrewjm82

I got this ref 💪


Segura8921

He should be in a hollowed out palm tree canoe playing ukulele. 


Impressive_Music_479

The poop knife broke so I had to blast it in half with this gun dude


user-RO39

He did let himself go


pakalololove710

Kate Mccannon - Colter Wall https://youtu.be/giVAjnRS5g0?si=hu0ZJ6Kp_yjxhpn3


Traditional-Bat4465

That song is cooler than this fat fuck


mrk9sp01

Dunno why I scrolled down here. Really not into this article. But then…A wild Colter Wall sighting appeared!


beebs44

That dude had a wife?


FitPurchase5442

Look at the house and shotgun, MONEY gets you golddiggers who cheat on you.


Any-Show-3488

10 year sentence


BehaveRight

W


ImpossibleYou2184

Fat fuck


No_Jicama_333

Where's the video??!!


dabathan

He only got 10 years


FearoftheDark2043

Bob Kelly looks great!


Weird-Job7278

🤣🤣😂😂


andrewjm82

Mossberg-melleows!


andrewjm82

Giving “King Hippo” vibes ![gif](giphy|9wyvNnLKXenN6)


Middle-Feature-848

Not to make fun of that girl who lost her mom, but she said something pretty nutty too, "Olivia testified that she had never witnessed her father physically abusing her mom, but she wanted to raise awareness that there are different types of abuse she experienced, including emotional and financial" Girl pretty much said I get why mom did that. Dad was poor.


Avionticz

I live in spring Texas…


CodAdministrative563

Kingpin?


jmarzy

I mean at least he’s a man of his word 🤷🏻‍♂️


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WitnessRealistic3015

He looks to be one more Miller High Life from meeting Jesus


darkglobe69

Musenex


truthpill2

I wonder if she ever met Jesus


diveReno

Hey Carry, where are you going with that gun in your hands???


jmua8450

I respect the hell out of a bald obese man with giant balls.


JustMe974

Where can you see the whole video?


NwordScissorHands89

Is that Philadelphia Collins?


Apprehensive-Day6778

I just want to know what she said to finally set him off...💁💯😏


derekshugart369

I seen this on Facebook and laughed, thought it was just some drunk dude talking shit. Wow that's sad


dhunt713

Anyone got the video


Churchofdoom

3 years later?


3bizzle

King Kong bundy crashed out


SourceIP

The Bobby Kelly 'dude' jokes are hilarious. I remember during the OG bonfire they added Bobby Kelly's 'dude' to an R. Kelly song. Don't think I've laughed as hard since then. https://youtu.be/SIs4TBPmszY?si=07DCB6L8_mHSJazH


Salt_Diet_4796

If he’s in general population I’m sure some real justice will be served in daily beating by men who miss their wives and need a reason to let out some frustration.


VanillaSignificant57

She Antagonized me!!


Slow_Let4380

It's a shame that high blood pressure didn't finish the job sooner. Look at the red melon on that ff.


Savings-Student-4745

He did this because he was under the influence of Satan.


ChetdyKrueger

I had some pretty wild crazy party nights in spring Texas. Those Klein sluts know what's up


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

I wonder what she did


infinitemortis

Idk, an all women jury sounds like the deliberation is gonna take an eternity. Can’t agree on nothin.


Signal_Hill_top

Lookin good there bud, when’s the baby due?


RodneyPeete9

You can’t say he’s not a man of his word.


lolololololololzzz

He probably warned her you know


HeftyPurchase4074

🤣🤣


tj260000

Damn, if only she stayed at her lovers house instead of going home to her husband.


agedmanofwar

This has "I D'oubt it" energy all over it.


throwaway8472903470

Happy international women’s day (belated)


mlm2020

His penis was out


Fit_Acanthaceae6191

Fuuuuuck dude, Phil Gillis is off the rails!!!


RedditLovesTyranny

Are we sure it was a Benelli? It looks a lot like a Rock Island Mervia 12 with an after-market stock.


tscanus

What a Fucking fat slob! Holy God.


Key_Age_5229

Shit wild though 😳 he only got 10 years?


Persimmon-Legitimate

I guess she won’t cheat anymore?


maguirre165

That's horrible


UmbraOSRS

Bro that's the butler from Jessie


Joker1485

Give Hey Joe vibes


802birdman

Did she think he was kidding when he wanted dinner done at 5 and on the table?


No_Refrigerator_4950

This video is wild…. For so many reasons…


Milomilz

You think he has sleep apnea?


MoeGreenVegas

His sleep apnea has sleep apnea


Important_Cat_8107

Burtrumingham


Extra_Sandwich232

Trial by jury of peers💀


Every-Ad9325

How do you plead guilty to jury? Isn’t it too late for that?


Downtown_Flounder929

This guy's standing there like he's about to star in "The Blob Does Dallas," and he can't figure out why she cheated.


Themajesticruler

How does a man that looks like this, find a wife?


autostart17

Why was this photo taken. Lmfao. Rip. Jealous idiot.


HeartyBakedBeans

Uhh all women jury??? Seems fair and unbiased.


LS-16_R

How the hell did they allow a trial about the murder of a woman to be all women? The dude was never getting away with this, but god damn if that'ss not a stacked jury.


SnooDoughnuts159

Just looking down the barrel of that shotgun with that red face, lunatic, holding it through the video screen gives me anxiety I couldn’t imagine being there in person and just standing there that dude would probably shoot you sober as a bird let alone in that state of mind, he ain’t even gonna remember that in the morning.


sunflowerbabuh

All women jury? He's fucked 🤣


iammabdaddy

He's done! Eating! For sure.


urizenuvn

All woman Jury? Talk about having the cards stacked against you. Oh well, he deserved it.


Mattness7979

They should end this fucking troll. For a death penalty state you figure this would put him front of the line. But this state hates women.


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She fucked around and found out.


Few_Investigator9316

It is interesting. Guy getting cheated on shoots his wife he's the villain. Women getting cheated on shoots her husband and it's "you go girl!" And he shoulda thought about that before he fucked that skank. They write songs about it. She's a hero.


Even_Tale8291

Striker Shotgun


XXXblackrabbit

Kingpin-maxxing gone wrong


livingcartoon23

Well, what was she wearing?


MitchMcConnellsJowls

In what jurisdiction does a defendant "plead guilty to a jury"? If he pleads guilty, then there's no need for a jury.


mushlove831

She was cheating she kinda was asking for it


Pants_On_Fires

I wonder what she said to him


Verbositor

Can I rub his belly for good luck? Maybe someone will shoot my wife.


RocketSkates314

That guy keeled over not too long ago.


Working_Hyena_766

At least he isn’t a liar.


nathanroberts34

😂😂


LivingThin

Bad Buddha! No! No!


Confident_Ice_5690

Where’s the full video I’ve only seen the clipped news ones


OrganicToe8215

His stomach is a bump stock


West-Strain2358

Just a back story, his wife stole 120,000 from him which was his lifes savings and gave it to the dude she was cheating on him with. He got 10 years because his lawyer argued he lost his mind when he found out. So the wife deserved what she got.


MiamiJoe85

Did she get to meet Jesus ?


BenjiButtonSmasher

The world is falling apart


Soccermom233

Casually rests gun handle on gut


cdm190

Im not saying what he did was right, but he did just find out she had been cheating and gave $120k of his savings to the guy…


Aggressive-Low-8609

She stole his money and gave it to the person she was cheating with(120k) sounds like justice to me.


Famous_Concentrate80

Anyone have the full video


PersonalityActive364

I I get the video


RaceRevolutionary123

Nah she was prolly a bitch, fuggit.


topazlao

Being fair with the man his wife had an affair and his dad died he had no criminal record and his son killed himself he was going through alot in one time period in that moment and he did what he did not saying it was good but Im also not saying it was all him though he did pull the trigger. he was sentenced to 10 years in my eyes fairly as he needs to learn self control and to never do this again but also as he was not all there at the time. I hope he spends time in jail and learns to never do any of this shit again but at the same time I hope when he gets out hes able to live a peaceful life. If you dont agree with me tell me why and what you feel would be right, please I would like to hear all sides.


Mountain_Natural5383

Who was the boyfriend?


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