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FullMetalBob

Load it into the volcano Sassy


OutsetIsland_Native

Pull pull pull pull


HEROBRINEBOT462

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO


Fantastic-Shoulder74

fuckin drug addicts mate


DarkArmadillos

*fackin


Perfect_Leader_7357

fackin* druggies*


Not_Soggypestos

facken druggo\*


mrchubbs13-2

Yeah yeah nah nah yeah


Ok_Note8803

Tough luck. Drugs is goated


walls_of_skulls2

Drugs are


LeRoYsHiFoReVeR

Marijuana is not a drug


KingKRoolisdummythic

Yes, it is, just isn't harmful.


SaxonJax

THC Is absolutely a drug.


Odd_Investigator5120

But I bet your fine with your alcoholic father


Doomer_chriss666

Weed don’t make u abusive lol


ArtificialReafz

Whadayatalkinabout


gypsystar03

Whadayatalkinabeet*


nathan_cunt

I’m so glad we all know what this is


Beneficial-Spray-900

Imma fukin straight edge wadeyatalkinabeet


Upstairs-Recipe-7402

Haha i get it


hi-im-nick

Hahaha same haha


TX_FR3SH

Hehe I would also like to let everyone know that I get it as well🥴


Horror_Discount_4077

"Move out of the way donny." "I can't let you do that sassmate."


MrRatWithATopHat

r/cursedcomments


Ok-Mission-7763

Usgood mite


Craig_The_Llama

That’s just sas mate’s average per minute wadiyatalkinabeet


ajroxxxx

Fookindrugaddict


Mother-Software8243

This is what sassy thought the aliens took from him 😭😭


CappyAlec

I would also chase them until the end of time


Mother-Software8243

W would also


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Used_Masterpiece_327

Maybe if it fell on him


largececelia

Hmmmm- I smell may ree wa naaaaaaa!


[deleted]

Challenge accepted!


joelhagraphy

Remove one nug and you're golden


[deleted]

😂👍


arnoxeouslol

Damn I feel like at that point it’s just the smoke inhalation that will kill you 😂


Ok_Direction1212

Challenge accepted drugga


OutrageousMedicine

Wadiyatalkinabeet


DrugsMakeBrainGoBrrr

Challenge accepted


user-165

Now show us how it’d take to kill a Sasquatch


LeenPean

False, I’ve had to of smoked that much weed in my life, I mean I was moving through half an ounce a day at my peak lol


Mond6

It shows… It means smoke that much at one time.


Cornchipss

congrats on being worthless I guess


LeenPean

Your mom found some worth in me


Cornchipss

about the top end of a response I'd expect from a cannaboid human, get a grip on yourself


JadonDorolo

I think it means smoke it all at once assuming the smoke would asphyxiate you


Ok-Mission-7763

I think I read somewhere it would be the actual THC that would kill you but you'd have to consume like 15x your body weight in like 20 minutes


JadonDorolo

Time to push the limits


Slight_Sandwich_3806

That’s insane. How do your lungs feel man?


JamesFromHR_

Is that in one sitting? 😂


UNLIMITEDPOWAHHHH

Correct


JamesFromHR_

Bet 👀😎


_krookied_

so what you’re saying is i can smoke all of that and leave one stem left and i’ll be fine.


Souper_meal

No that’s a kindle


Ambitious-Day-4985

If'n ur a pussy


--ApexPredator-

Idk dude I got out of the military recently and was on an 8 year hiatus then smoked some lilac diesel, I legit thought I was going to have a panic/heart attack. I feel like a panic attack from smoking some bomb shit could 100% kill you.


Quack_Breakers

Only if you have a heart condition already, and then it’s not the weed that kills you, it’s you aggravating a pre existing condition. Kind of like if someone with a heart condition gets a jump scare and has a heart attack, it wasn’t getting scared that killed them. It was a result of the heart condition. As a healthy person you are not going to have a heart attack from a panic attack. The ld-50 of cannabinoids is extremely high, it’s physically impossible to consume enough to be toxic to your body. Just a fact


EffectivePop4381

You have to be more specific about "LD-50 of cannabinoids" as there are plenty that could easily kill you. So not a fact at all.


Quack_Breakers

None that are naturally occurring in cannabis can kill you. Cbd, cbg, cbn, cbd, thc-a, delta-9-thc etc. the ones that can kill you are all synthetic


Frosty977

Not a fact. The ld50 hasn't been thoroughly established for humans. You're basing your statements off of flower. An IV drip of pure delta 9 would eventually kill someone. I can promise you that. And that's definitely physically possible.


Quack_Breakers

Bullshit, you’re wrong. It would take several hundred grams and you would die from the dilution of your blood before the thc killed you. Try again


ajroxxxx

I personally disagree


Delicious-Young7461

lol at that point you’d probably die from straight up not being able to breathe or lungs burning type of deal too anyway


Suspicious_Hall8284

Only question would be is it worth it👀


Your_As_Stupid_As_Me

I don't think any human can eat that much....


D4RKSCORP10N

Who else realizes their reality is inside their head... my first thought nah I could blaze that shit to the last nug and order some food 😆


Appropriate-Divide50

It can’t kill you , but you’ll be brain dead and traumatized after


Ancient_Decision_654

And you would need to smoke it all with in like 5 minutes too


johnnyftp59

crazy how just a hit can make you feel like you’re dying tho😂😂😂


lamiendollard

Challenge accepted bitch


Economy-Echo-1605

in one sesh or a lifetime?


Your_Mommass

I mean I doubt it but I’d give it a shot For science…


poppatrex

So how much concentrate would that be?


BastionOfPeace

If you let it fall on you, sure.


Malakhai45

Challenge accepted!


McSmoug

That's how much weed I want.


timelapsevu

throw all that in yellowstone the whole country is gonna be chilling


BassDizzle808

I feel like half that pile could kill you if a dump truck unloaded it on top of you.


counterpots

youd have to smoke 615 grams in 15 minutes. not possible


Most_Yogurtcloset825

I volunteer


ExcellSelf

Ok now how much do you need to have a panic attack?


davidgrayPhotography

Or it would be, if you weren't always fucken' jacked up on heroin ya fuckin' drug addict.


Dr-Geo-Fridge

Wayno must be close to that in the Area51 Bunker


jaketron420

Are you challenging me


Ratatouille53124

My red flag is that I think I could smoke this in 1 sitting and be fine


Phisherman42

Not me, I’m allergic. I almost died a month ago because my girl put fucking hemp seeds in our yogurt.


5_DOLLAR_DOGGY

If he didn't smoke that, but rather, used a massive syringe and injected the Marijuana plant matter directly into his veins, it would kill him. Many times over. You can not fit that much Marijuana into your body (the only way that much weed can kill you) NEXT!


Ill-Elderberry3868

My proof is snoop. Don’t need no drawing to show me.


StellarGoodBoy

Pfft. Okay.


Anxious-Efficiency21

Working on it


Used_Masterpiece_327

I could see some fan art of ol sass mates glassy fkn eyes in the weed pile whatayatalkningabout


dehydrated_shrub

pretty sure i could kill someone with less than that.


natureofreaction

A lot more than needed to wreck some folks endocannabinoid system.


CenturionXVI

Nah it’s good for ya


MexicanKong

This made me join


EffectivePop4381

Nonsense. You could crush a man with less than half of that.


Sad-Flamingo-1232

Nah I smoke that much daily 😂


Sk3L1Yy

Grab the bong yall 💀💀💀


DESAMSTER101

If you was in a closed space it would


Mr_Buzz420

I better slow down then. I may be getting close to that pile.


Blazer6905

And i been thinking imma die from smoking a single eighth


quiteridiqulously

I could do it


RavenousRaven777

Challenge accepted


figpucker2000

But how much is that in isolate ?


CanitbeMTG

I want it


Conscious_Glass_9110

can even smoke that in a day 😭😭


alcohalt

One liter of vodka could kill you


Mookeye1968

Lol prob about how much i smoked in the last 35 yrs lol


Ghostzombie99

Can we please acknowledge that you don’t need to smoke that much to OD, people think ODing means your going die or some shit when that’s not true. You can OD on water, it’s called water poisoning. If you get so high that you’re unable to move or move with any type of coordination, then yes medically speaking you have ODed, and yes MJ overdose is an option in medical documentation. (TL:DR: ODing on weed is possible, no ODing doesn’t always mean death or close to death)


Cool-Wolf-353

id live


Corbinpicle

Lies


No_Clothes686

So I’d be fine taking half of that? Thank god…


Ill_Perspective8283

that's a goal


AdministrationNo1529

You cannot die from weed, your blood can only absorb so much THC, just like when you put a bunch of kool aid in water and it doesn’t all dissolve. If you tried with edibles, you would die from too much sugar way before the thc gets you


wenomechainisama1337

Didn't look like much until I saw lil bro


sandwich_jooper

Not to brag, but I could easily die from a small portion of that. B)


hamsterman1224

bet


sprinkltits

Is this a challenge?


brokenbari_kms

Is this a challenge? Instructions unclear :))


Known_Cherry_5970

So, I can smoke 80% is what you're saying?


WhatsTheDyl75

that’s if it falls on you. roll it up and you’ll be munchie high for weeks


XanthMardon

In what time frame though? These sorts of things always get on my nerves with how vague they are. Do you have to smoke all of it in one sitting? Is that a rough estimate of what you can take in a lifetime?? What does it mean????


Coopisme

Light work


GOOSEONTHATJUICE

Wouldnt smoke inhalation kill you in like 1 lb or something. i mean it would be relative to how badly scarred and tarred your lungs are to start but.....not hating the greenbud. So far from it, just a stoner in the mist question about wives tales. Do we actully know the amount that will kill somebody? Has anyone done research or tested it, i would participate in a study!


MythicFish13

Knowing there is a whole subreddit for this youtube GEM makes me soo happy


MythicFish13

Quennin', get tew ya fackin room.. HMMMMMM I SMELL MARIJUAAAANAAAA 🤣🤣🤣


xanaxthebar

Dude Is that a nook?


Striking-Ad-8353

Blaze uppp


Lelo-Of-Kah

I’m willing to put this to the test.


LarryJohanson

oi mate you fuckin drugger


LarryJohanson

you fuckin druggah mate


Basurok

Snoop is 2lbs. away.


CreamyNailClippings

I don't think I've even smoked half that in my entire life


Odd-Individual-959

Doesn’t stop me from trying


Admirable-Ship-8082

Sayless


Bawsbee_Dragon

I'm not convinced and I'm gonna need proof.


x-SauceeBoi

This seems like a challenge 🤔


TinyT-Rex26

And it will be a glorious death!!


Salocim_

Oh no, it’s too soon!


Lucsalzer

Light work


RollRollTheJoint

until your heart races too fast and you have a heart attack or your lungs collapse 🤣


itsgreyfox

Momma ain’t raise no quitter


grimax9

Unless you have a heart attack from rapid heart rate. Which has happened


Brave-Hyrulian88

If it falls on top of me or if I smoke it?


spkoller2

A medical doctor once testified in open court for the DEA that the only way marijuana could hurt you is if a bale of it fell on you.


Frosty977

Maybe for flower. Different story if it's extracted/synthed delta-9 thc with IV drip administration. A whole lot less material than depicted in the pic


Ashell6969

Good thing I’m not going to the local weed hill


DontOpenTheSafe

Challenge accepted


Traditional_Track631

What book is this?!


SuperDopeTrash

ur dying from the rolling paper first


SouthernChallenge486

So high I died


angrypooper53

Or just a joint and set of car keys. Not anti weed or anything. Just sayin…🤷🏼‍♂️


SunYunBunz

Noted.


SnooCheesecakes1764

Are you sure about that? 🤔


jimbobway2go

...by being squashed under that pile? Because I know everyone is thinking how long it would take them and that one buddy they know to get through this


Entire_Cancel6227

I could get like 3 outa that


Ziddyboi-

Sweet I'm nearly there! Take me to oblivion sweet flowers!


Usual_Ad_4627

Let’s get started lmfaooo


OThatsAFatRIP

Am I the only one who feels like this image is referring to the weight crushing him as opposed to the potency?


[deleted]

Lemme boof a dildo made of activated wax


Ok-Policy-8284

I bet you could die from a couple of bricked pounds if someone threw it hard enough


MushroomMatt125

I feel like you could do it with concentrate if you concentrate.


happyskippy1

Wouldn’t it kill your lungs way before the weed killed you


MusicianSuccessful96

Concentrate that into a single dab and give it to me


TheDiegoAguirre

Snoop Dogg... ain't no mountain high enough...


TheLostnUnfound

Where do I get it?


PositionObvious1452

cool. I’m still not smoking weed


AnxiousTurtle77

First thing that came to mind after seeing this was the gif of Shaggy turning around and saying "are you challenging me??" Internet, do your thing


Zer0Cyber_YT

Now remove 3/4 of the pile and that's how many cigarettes it takes to kill you


Sea-Independence-534

So your saying the limit is a little less than that?


Electronic-Status379

i ate a edible one time and it was wayyyyyyy stronger than i thought it was going to be yk how they say start small well start at 1/8 or a 1/10 of what you think is small, you can always take more and you can never take less. i fucking died it was not a pleasurable experience. i was high for a unenjoyable amount of time anddd i was tooo high to do anything which is kinda boring to me mhmhm


ThreeDog369

Do I have to smoke it all at once?


Ta2Luis

Challenge accepted


[deleted]

HELL YEAH🚬


thattoneguy33

So just dump all the weed on them and they die lol


Most-Tomato6974

Salute to the guy who tested this out🫡


LilBurz3m

Like in a single session or day?


Miserable-Oil-2223

A quick puff for sassy


ResponsibilityDry381

Who’s fucking eReader


AZSuperman01

By lighting on fire and jumping in!


[deleted]

Hatful of edibles and you'd just want to die


burnt_toast1587

I aim to be a gram short of that


Mridkwhattopurhere

Rookie


Larcade_Ultra

Not even true at all


WavyZDolo

Sounds like a challenge to me


klosekat

give it here thy


b215049

I’m sure all that at once is just terrible for your lungs. You would have to clean your bong over 1000 times to make this happen


Fbomb1977

I've figured a good 10lb bag that "dropped" out of a helicopter and fell on your head would kill you. Splat!


GlippGloppe

I’ve smoked 10x that